Leighton Meester - Cabbage Patch Kids (Dan♥Blair) #8: Because welcome to Dan's world, Blair!

**crazycait714** · 10-13-2009, 09:30 AM

Welcome to the 8th Blair Waldorf & Dan Humphrey Appreciation Thread

by chadsprincess1

Shippers List
01. -Louise-
02. Babss
03. AnEarlessWorld
04. Centerfinn
05. TessShipper
06. Undeniable
07. forever young
08. LALEY-FOREVER
09. brucasalways
10. autumn_hope
11. SweetSymphony
12. Antiquity
13. Nida
14. Blair.
15. crazycait714
16. revolution.
17. xlennie
18. howmuchforhappy
19. useless
20. SweetP
21. Dont_Speak
22. only midnight
23. pretty passion
24. that_70s_gurl101
25. ordinaryday
26. Tutorgirlx
27. ComeAwayWithMe
28. thegoodbyegirl
29. xelanoops
30. LoveIS
31. heroes_and_oth_fan
32. Thaly
33. PiCkLeS4dAwSoN
34. Malana
35. V-Nessa
36. ~Phoenix~
37. Lazy
38. upchitzcreek
39. chadsprincess1
40. B.Scott
41. Periwinkles
42. starblake
43. Lennie1984
44. protectthecats
45. jeli-deli
46. othfreek4ever
47. Virginie_GW
48. Touldengal
49. Noctambule
50. *brooke*
51. AggiesloveZikki
52. aggieduchess10
53. K.Corinne
54. Adie010
55. Rusted Silhouette
56. Icey_
57. bilson_xo
58. BA4eva
59. 4brathan&brucas
60. emilie.s2.derena
61. kylie2060
62. SergeantPepper
63. sashanaa
64. emostef
65. Alexa
66. *CopperBoom*
67. ElleGossip
68. gems81
69. LPisKiller90
70. 4biddenluv
71. bickering love
72. courrrtnnneeey
73. J0uliia
74. ochichernye
75. insertusernamehere
76. BlairCorneliaWaldorfBass
77. Kiss of Death
78. B.Chambers

by AnEarlessWorld

Reasons
1. Because she already got her 'cabbage patch' a nickname.
2. Because Blair is the only one who knows about Dan's Mother
3. Because he didn't have to tell her but he felt right doing so
4. Because it started off with one simple handshake
5. Because they can relate to each other whether they admit it or not
6. Because she's starting to warm up to our lonely Boy
7. Because he came there on his own
8. Because he just knew that she needed someone
9. Because he told her a secret and she kept it
10. Because he saw the real Blair and he didn't mind
11. Because no one gets to call him Cabbage Patch except her
12. Because you know what they say, brunettes do it better
13. Because "even if it didn't change anything" he still sat with her
14. Because he gave her the courage to stand up to her Mom

Quotes
Dan: Did you tell Blair Waldorf about Cedric?
Jenny: I— It may have come up.
Dan: You can't trust those people, Jen. Don't tell them anything.

Dan: I get it. I mean, since you don't have to actually worry about getting into college, why not make the entire evening about screwing over Blair.

Dan: Isn't that the girl who told the entire school and, oh, several colleges that you had a drug problem?

She's best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf. Who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon mots tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.

Dan: She is. I would barely be exaggerating if I told you Medusa wants her withering glare back.

Dan: I thought you wanted to be on the sidelines here. I thought you wanted to be here for your friend, Blair. You know, we were going to get craft service and I'd have your full attention.

And let me guess, your wicked step-sister's Blair Waldorf.

Dan: Serena. Are you really taking relationship advice from Blair?

Dan: I opened the cranberries. My work is done. How's Blair's?

Dan to Blair: See you later, Waldorf.

Dan: Look Blair, I know you had your sights set on Yale but this Skull and Bones thing is a little much, don't you think?
Blair: Maybe. But it works. Every time.

Dan: Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. Then why isn't he the one buying the test?

Blair: ...Where's Serena?
Dan: Uh, I don't know, but I bet Chuck does.
Blair: Ugh. Well, I'll try to save a seat for her.
Dan: Yeah, I'll ... I'll keep calling.

Blair: How'd you do?
Dan: Uh, not my finest hour. I finished, but... I kinda had a lot on my mind.
Blair: I'll keep calling.
Dan: Yeah. I think I know where to find her.

Dan: I'm still worried about Jenny.
Blair: You mean because she's self-obsessed, self-serving, self-centered, self...
Dan: No. No, I wish it was about her and her ... self ... But it's more about who she's with. I can't get through to her. I tried, and she just completely blew me off. And she dissed my pants.
Blair: Maybe I underestimated her.

Blair: Dan Humphrey. Just who I hate to admit I was looking for. You're dirty!
Dan: Wha... Uh, what are you talking about?
Blair: Cheating, drinking, drugs, It's all fair game. But outing your sister's boyfriend is dark. How did squeaky-clean Humphrey even come up with that?
Dan: I didn't come up with anything.
Blair: Oh my God, you know something. Spill it.
Dan: Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy.
Blair: So it's true? Who was he kissing?
Dan: I don't know. I don't... I don't know. I couldn't see. But what does that even matter?
Blair: Right now Gossip Girl's credibility is the same as Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis. But if I can prove that his duplicity is more than just a rumor, then they'll break up. That's what you want, isn't it?
Dan: Well yeah, I guess. Yeah...
Blair: Asher's just using your sister as a cover. It's your brotherly duty to save her from becoming the next Katie Holmes.
Dan: And you're in this to help Jenny?
Blair: Motive is irrelevant as long as our endgame is the same.
Dan: No, Blair, this is not a game to me, okay? I don't want her to get hurt.
Blair: Well, you should've thought that through before you told all of Manhattan that Jenny's a glorified hag.
Dan: You know what? I... You're on your own. I'm done.
Blair: Suit yourself.

Dan: Voice mail.
Blair: Okay, like we talked about.
Dan: Hey, hey, it's me. D. Um, after you left, Serena and I got in a huge fight, and... And she said all this crazy stuff. I honestly don't know what to believe, but... But what I do know is I want to see you. So, uh, call me. (Hangs up.)
Blair: Excellent work. She's totally calling back.
Dan: This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people.
Blair: Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it. Right on schedule.

Blair: Humphrey, you are a born liar.
Dan: Thanks, I think.
Blair: All that stuff about last night was genius. Anything you wanna tell me?
Dan: Uh, no. Like you said, just born to lie.

by Noctambule

Icons

Videos and fan fiction
YouTube - Gossip Girl - Dan & Blair
YouTube - Blair and Dan Gossip Girl Fan Video - Survive Gabrielle
YouTube - Gossip Girl - What About Now - Dan & Blair
YouTube - Gossip Girl - Dan & Blair - Your Boyfriend Sucks

Future Titles
Because we want more Dan/Blair Scenes!
Because they respect each other
Because they would never admit they like each other
Because they make us all optimistic

Archive
Cabbage Patch Kids (Dan♥Blair) #1 ~ Good things come to those who wait.
Cabbage Patch Kids (Dan♥Blair) #2 ~ Because we know Cedric is a fan
Cabbage Patch Kids (Dan♥Blair) #3: Because they are more alike than they think
Cabbage Patch Kids (Dan♥Blair) #4: Because we want more scheming in season two
Cabbage Patch Kids (Dan♥Blair) #5: Because he so wanted her to fill him in later
Cabbage Patch Kids (Dan♥Blair) #6: Because they're gonna set the stage on fire!
Cabbage Patch Kids (Dan♥Blair) #7: Because Dan prefers NYU with Blair than Yale without her!

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**Kiss of Death** · 10-13-2009, 12:27 PM

TFTNT!

Add me, please.

I love where they're at. I do not want it to change though. Keep the snark relationship. Nothing more.

NOLA504 · 10-13-2009, 09:14 PM

TFTNT Caitlin love the title!

Welcome Kiss of Death.

**Lazy** · 10-14-2009, 05:34 AM

Thanks for starting Caitlin

We got some DB in this episode which is always good. Too bad we didn't see them scheme agains Georgina again.

ElleGossip · 10-14-2009, 06:58 AM

Thanks for the new thread!

**crazycait714** · 10-14-2009, 01:26 PM

Added you Jackie! I agree about DB not needing to do more than just snark at each other

**Lazy** · 10-15-2009, 03:16 AM

They're too good at it

NOLA504 · 10-15-2009, 10:22 AM

They come together when they have to.

**Kiss of Death** · 10-16-2009, 01:12 PM

I just read the OP. OMG, BEAUTIFUL.

I LOVE Dan's quotes ABOUT Blair.

2x04 - "If you Google revenge, you'll get BlairWaldorf.com." Or something like that. That should be added, too.

And we need updated reasons...I'll try to think of some.

**crazycait714** · 10-16-2009, 05:10 PM

If someone could put together S2 DB quotes, I'd love them forever

**Lazy** · 10-17-2009, 06:03 AM

That would be great

Dan has said some pretty snarky things about Blair

**Kiss of Death** · 10-17-2009, 03:03 PM

I'll see if I can find some within the next couple of weeks.

**crazycait714** · 10-17-2009, 08:47 PM

Great

gems81 · 10-19-2009, 03:05 AM

TFTNT!

Welcome Jackie

**Lazy** · 10-19-2009, 04:27 AM

That would be nice Jackie