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Cabbage Patch Kids {Dan♥Blair} #14: "I want her to be happy." ~ "How do you kill a feeling?"
Cabbage Patch Kids 14 threads of Dan Humphrey & Blair Waldorf It's been a strange journey for Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf. Blair didn't even know who Dan was until he started seeing her best friend, Serena van der Woodsen. Blair made it clear that she felt the Brooklynite was beneath her and wasn't afraid to make fun of him. Along the way, they've traded snarky insults but actually became sort of friends. Dan has given her advice even when she didn't necessarily want it. Time will tell on whether these two will genuinely ever really like each other. Shippers; 01. -Louise- 02. Babss 03. AnEarlessWorld 04. Centerfinn 05. TessShipper 06. Undeniable 07. forever young 08. falls from the skies 09. brucasalways 10. autumn_hope 11. SweetSymphony 12. Antiquity 13. Nida 14. Blair. 15. lost in you 16. revolution. 17. xlennie 18. howmuchforhappy 19. useless 20. SweetP 21. Dont_Speak 22. only midnight 23. pretty passion 24. that_70s_gurl101 25. ordinaryday 26. Tutorgirlx 27. ComeAwayWithMe 28. thegoodbyegirl 29. xelanoops 30. LoveIS 31. heroes_and_oth_fan 32. Thaly 33. PiCkLeS4dAwSoN 34. Malana 35. V-Nessa 36. ~Phoenix~ 37. Lazy 38. upchitzcreek 39. chadsprincess1 40. B.Scott 41. Periwinkles 42. starblake 43. Lennie1984 44. protectthecats 45. jeli-deli 46. othfreek4ever 47. Virginie_GW 48. Touldengal 49. Noctambule 50. *brooke* 51. AggiesloveZikki 52. aggieduchess10 53. K.Corinne 54. Adie010 55. Rusted Silhouette 56. Icey_ 57. bilson_xo 58. BA4eva 59. 4brathan&brucas 60. emilie.s2.derena 61. kylie2060 62. SergeantPepper 63. sashanaa 64. emostef 65. Andra 66. *CopperBoom* 67. ElleGossip 68. gems81 69. obsessedwithagron 70. 4biddenluv 71. bickering love 72. courrrtnnneeey 73. J0uliia 74. ochichernye 75. insertusernamehere 76. BlairCorneliaWaldorfBass 77. Kiss of Death 78. B.Chambers 79. NOLA504 80. P&B4ever 81. Scheming Star 82. SkateGirl88 83. ladybug11 84. courtneybangelcakes 85. BrathanSupporter 86.Deiaa 87.twoofus 88.RickyandChucklover1 89.Love.You.Madly 90.ccj 91.TotalDenial 92.flipped 93.blazing star 94.~AIR~ 95.memory91 96.Miss Fate 97.DiagonalZipper 98.hlgreenie 99.ClaAya 100.cw72 101.CordeliaFitzgerald 102.swampophelia 103.Spirinity 104.Bridget. 105.Freefall 106.bia_xo 107.Ciby 108.xkellyx 109.feels|like|home 110.blairetchuck 111.Ave 112.XXXEmmaXXX 113.theresdawn 114.Velvetsen 115.ElenaBelle 116.TDARFSWR 117.Rhiannon 118.Scarlet's Walk 119.Roswell Dream Girl 120.ravengirl008 121.dwoods87 Reasons; 1. Because she already got her 'cabbage patch' a nickname. 2. Because Blair is the only one who knows about Dan's Mother 3. Because he didn't have to tell her but he felt right doing so 4. Because it started off with one simple handshake 5. Because they can relate to each other whether they admit it or not 6. Because she's starting to warm up to our lonely Boy 7. Because he came there on his own 8. Because he just knew that she needed someone 9. Because he told her a secret and she kept it 10. Because he saw the real Blair and he didn't mind 11. Because no one gets to call him Cabbage Patch except her 12. Because you know what they say, brunettes do it better 13. Because "even if it didn't change anything" he still sat with her 14. Because he gave her the courage to stand up to her Mom Dan: Did you tell Blair Waldorf about Cedric? Jenny: I— It may have come up. Dan: You can't trust those people, Jen. Don't tell them anything. Dan: She's best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf. Who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon mots tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil. Dan: She is. I would barely be exaggerating if I told you Medusa wants her withering glare back. Dan: I thought you wanted to be on the sidelines here. I thought you wanted to be here for your friend, Blair. You know, we were going to get craft service and I'd have your full attention. And let me guess, your wicked step-sister's Blair Waldorf. Dan: Serena. Are you really taking relationship advice from Blair? Dan: I opened the cranberries. My work is done. How's Blair's? Dan to Blair: See you later, Waldorf. Dan: Look Blair, I know you had your sights set on Yale but this Skull and Bones thing is a little much, don't you think? Blair: Maybe. But it works. Every time. Blair: ...Where's Serena? Dan: Uh, I don't know, but I bet Chuck does. Blair: Ugh. Well, I'll try to save a seat for her. Dan: Yeah, I'll ... I'll keep calling. Dan: I'm still worried about Jenny. Blair: You mean because she's self-obsessed, self-serving, self-centered, self... Dan: No. No, I wish it was about her and her ... self ... But it's more about who she's with. I can't get through to her. I tried, and she just completely blew me off. And she dissed my pants. Blair: Maybe I underestimated her. Blair: Dan Humphrey. Just who I hate to admit I was looking for. You're dirty! Dan: Wha... Uh, what are you talking about? Blair: Cheating, drinking, drugs, It's all fair game. But outing your sister's boyfriend is dark. How did squeaky-clean Humphrey even come up with that? Dan: I didn't come up with anything. Blair: Oh my God, you know something. Spill it. Dan: Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy. Blair: So it's true? Who was he kissing? Dan: I don't know. I don't... I don't know. I couldn't see. But what does that even matter? Blair: Right now Gossip Girl's credibility is the same as Tinsley Mortimer's after a few martinis. But if I can prove that his duplicity is more than just a rumor, then they'll break up. That's what you want, isn't it? Dan: Well yeah, I guess. Yeah... Blair: Asher's just using your sister as a cover. It's your brotherly duty to save her from becoming the next Katie Holmes. Dan: And you're in this to help Jenny? Blair: Motive is irrelevant as long as our endgame is the same. Dan: No, Blair, this is not a game to me, okay? I don't want her to get hurt. Blair: Well, you should've thought that through before you told all of Manhattan that Jenny's a glorified hag. Dan: You know what? I... You're on your own. I'm done. Blair: Suit yourself. Dan: Voice mail. Blair: Okay, like we talked about. Dan: Hey, hey, it's me. D. Um, after you left, Serena and I got in a huge fight, and... And she said all this crazy stuff. I honestly don't know what to believe, but... But what I do know is I want to see you. So, uh, call me. (Hangs up.) Blair: Excellent work. She's totally calling back. Dan: This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people. Blair: Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it. Right on schedule. Blair: Humphrey, you are a born liar. Dan: Thanks, I think. Blair: All that stuff about last night was genius. Anything you wanna tell me? Dan: Uh, no. Like you said, just born to lie. Dan: Don't disappear. Become unavoidable. Chuck may be a deviant but he's still a man. Drive him crazy. Wear him down. You should be good at that. Blair: Look who finally got a little interesting. Dan: I'm sure it's a fluke. Dan: So, she actually refers to him as The Lord? Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey is mourning Dan Humphrey. Blair: The point is who dates first wins and with your ex being Dan Humphrey you win by default. Dan: You need help getting Chuck to sleep with you? Really? Dan: You okay? Blair: I just feel like I got off on the wrong foot here and I want to start again, so...thanks for bringing me, Humphrey. Dan: Oh, uh, yeah - well, you know, I would just like to think that if I needed it, somebody would do the same for me. Though let's be honest, we both know it wouldn't be you.Oh, no headbands in college... okay? Dan: Hey, you okay? Blair: No, I'm not... why do you even care? You've always thought the worst of Chuck and me. You think we're horrible, depraved, soulless.. Dan: I may have used, uh, all of those words at one point or another but I - I'm sorry, I'm not following... what's going on? Did Chuck - did Chuck do something? Blair: No, it's not just what he did. It's what I did. This whole time I was blaming him, but it was me too. I've become the person you always thought I was. Dan: Look Blair, you're not - I don't think you're that bad of a person. Maybe not my type, but you're not terrible... and whatever it is that happened between you and Chuck, I'm sure you can fix it because if there's a pair meant for one another, you know, it's you two. Blair: You're absolutely right. Chuck and Blair, Blair and Chuck... who else could love me after what I've become? Thank you for helping me see it, Humphrey. Your ice is melting. Dan: Just to clarify,I do think you deserve to be with someone who makes you happy. Blair: Well coming as it does from someone who dates Vanessa Abrams, it means very little to me, but still...thank you, Humphrey. Dan: Care for a dance? Blair: I guess. Videos; YouTube - Gossip Girl - Dan & Blair YouTube - Blair and Dan Gossip Girl Fan Video - Survive Gabrielle YouTube - Gossip Girl - What About Now - Dan & Blair YouTube - Gossip Girl - Dan & Blair - Your Boyfriend Sucks Future titles; Because we want more Dan/Blair Scenes! Because they respect each other Because they would never admit they like each other Because they make us all optimistic When everything else fails, we can count on DB Animation of the moment; __________________
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I used the hug for our animation, it was too sweet (and everywhere on Tumblr, therefore convenient). If anyone has a better idea, speak up.
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TFTNT
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Thanks for the thread! Can I be added, please? I love DB more than any other couple atm...they've stolen my heart like no other I blame them for making me go back to watch GG again, lol. The animation of the moment is killing me, btw __________________
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Welcome.
I also blame them for making me watch GG again. Love your icon and sig. __________________
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I think a lot of us are mad at Dair for roping us back into this train wreck of a show
welcome! TFTNT __________________
Love is joy. Don't convince yourself that suffering is part of it." - Paulo Coelho
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Thanks for the new thread!
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Added you, too.
Dair has definitely brought people back into the show and gotten new people interested. Better pay off! __________________
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I loved the "in spite of her" too. D is not oblivious to his feelings. He knows who he loves and sticks to it even though she's puking in front of him, talking about breast tenderness and her "other" love triangle
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I love the "in spite of myself ~ and her~" because it's great to see him acknowledge how he didn't want it to happen and how 'crazy' it is. I mean in season 1 he said Blair was everything he hated about the UES Also I've seen theories that Dan romanticizes Blair and she's just his latest muse so the whole convo just proves how real his feelings are. ( As long as the writers don't come up with some 'he was just in denial for his feelings for S and infatuated with Blair' nonsense I sure hope not.)
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TFTNT! Yeah, I definitely blame Dair from preventing me from making a clean break from this disaster of a show.
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ha ha me too, I was going to quit watching this stupid show once and for all and then Dair roped me back in darn them!
can I be added to the shippers list too? __________________
"Who are you?" "Whoever you want me to be."
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i should've trusted my gut instinct and not watch the first half of he season, but those scenes that we got in the first four eps </3
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