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Old 04-13-2009, 02:50 AM
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300 Word Story #2: Still known exclusively as: "Shay & Court's Crazy 300 Word Story!" :P

Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed
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Old 04-18-2009, 02:41 PM
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! Just such a good title!

Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started
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Old 04-21-2009, 11:20 PM
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down in
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down in a
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down in a blaze
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down in a blaze. He
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down in a blaze. He suddenly
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down in a blaze. He suddenly found
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down in a blaze. He suddenly found a
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down in a blaze. He suddenly found a piglet
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Justin was waiting for his girlfriend Jessica. They went out for dinner and played banjos together. Jess decided to freshen up before they headed to the circus to see the Elephant and Poodle doing tricks and Justin would like a pretzel and a soda. At that precise moment Justin started to scream while Jess was pretending to be a monster. Later, they decided to make a cake for his friends and go to a movie. They got very happy and drunk while singing irish songs. In the morning Justin played xbox with his best friend Trace and won the most fights while the other people were making a cake for Lynn's party that was later that afternoon. In Justin's room, were the two of his gifts from Tiffany's but he didn't know that one of them was actually a secret from Jessica and was a big diamond chain with a J in the middle. Then Justin opened a huge box with a blue ribbon on it and inside was some beautiful pottery with a white candle and a red rose origami wrapped in a beautiful silk shoelace covered by the handle. He then sang Damn Girl to her while soflty whispering in her ear. But then a loud scream shattered the glass and caused a succession of occurrences to follow: First, the floor gave in and a loud monster ate up the gifts and proceeded. Justin then went to save the kittens with dynamite and celery to impress Jess and Courtney who were singing SexyBack with Timbaland. A large bird with purple wings began to scream in Chinese "What is that tall man doing the rumba and giggling like he was on sugar or drugs from the caribbean. Later in the night Justin found a nickel and some fireworks beside the bed that started to go down in a blaze. He suddenly found a piglet with
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