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Since our wonderful series has finally aired, I thought it'd be a great idea to have a quote thread! There are definitely some character lines in this show that are quotable. Have fun!

1.01 "Pie-lette"

Chuck: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Chuck: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again.
Ned: That's fine for someone else to do if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but you can't touch me.
Chuck: So a kiss is out of the question?
Ned: I've lost my train of thoughts.

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Ned: This is pushing your luck.
Chuck: Yeah, well, luck pushed me first.

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Emerson: Are you in love with her? 'Cause it's that level of stupid.

[ROCKSTAR]

Thanks for this!

My favorite line of the night, like I said in the Emerson thread was, "Bitch, I was in close proximity!"

Chuck: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around. Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug. Chuck: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again. Ned: That's fine for someone else to do if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but you can't touch me. Chuck: So a kiss is out of the question? Ned: I've lost my train of thoughts.

Thanks for posting this! That was so sweet, especially the whole bit about hugs!

[sweet_zelda]

I love the look he gives her when she asks him whether a kiss is out of question

[addicted2much]

Emotional Heimlich

[daritah]

Chuck: So a kiss is out of the question? Ned: I've lost my train of thoughts.

They scream OTP So darn cute.

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^ I know, right? I LOVED that conversation. Ned's look after she says that was too adorable.

Another set of quotes:

Emerson: I'm glad you did it. It makes the worst thing I ever did seem insignificant.
Ned: Listen to you, all judgy judge.
Emerson: "Judgy judge"?

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Ned: You died for a pair of plaster monkeys?
Chuck: Deedee said they weren't worth much, their only value was sentimental.
Emerson: Those must have been some emotional monkeys.

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Coroner: You the toxicologist?
Chuck: Yes.
Coroner: Aren't you the dog expert?
Ned: No.
Coroner: Mmmmmm-hm.

^ I laughed so hard at that last exchange. I wonder if we'll see the Coroner a lot during the season.

[siobeehan]

Originally Posted by JLaffertyFan23 (View Post) Ned: You died for a pair of plaster monkeys? Chuck: Deedee said they weren't worth much, their only value was sentimental. Emerson: Those must have been some emotional monkeys.

Emotional monkeys! I love Chuck/Emerson, hee.

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^ That was hysterical. Those two are definitely going to be the comic relief of the show with their interaction.

[Moonie]

My absolute fave remains the proximity exchange between Ned and Emerson

That, and Olive's... misinterpretation of a certain word

ETA: Oh, also, the one in my sig Primal sweet spot

ETA2: Here again (and only gonna paraphrase, 'cause I'm in a bit of a rush )

Aunt Lily's "i can hold my breath for a long time"

And the bit about Chuck's puberty crossing with her aunt's menopause (It nearly killed me... heee!)

And Chuck's "i'd kiss you if it wouldn't kill me"

Oh! and the 'only prince charming/sleeping beauty would know how [he/she] felt at that moment'

There's probably more, but I really have to go

[daritah]

Oh! and the 'only prince charming/sleeping beauty would know how [he/she] felt at that moment'

I loooved that!! I love almost all the narrator's lines

Ned: I asked you not to use the word zombie, it’s disrespectful. Stumbling around squaking for brains, it’s not how they do. And undead? Nobody wants to be un anything. Why begin a statement with a negative? It’s like say I don’t disagree. Just say you agree.
Emerson: Are you comfortable with living dead?
Ned: You’re either living or your dead. When you’re living you’re alive and when you’re dead that’s what you are, but when you’re dead and then you’re not you’re alive again. Can’t we say alive again? Doesn’t that sound nice?

I love Ned so darn much!! And Lee delivers all those fast paced lines sooo well!

[lubby_believer]

I love quotes

Chuck: I guess dying's a good a reason as any to start living

Chuck: I'd kiss you if it wouldn't kill me

Chuck: Thanks for calling me "Chuck." Do you know no one's called me Chuck since...since you.
Ned: I used to, when I lived next door to you, I had a cr... I was in...You were my first kiss.
Chuck: Yeah? You were my first kiss, too. Do you wanna be my last kiss? First and last? Or is that weird?
Ned: That's not weird, it's magical.

Chuck: I’ve been ruminating and by ruminating I mean pondering, not chewing cud. How about we solve my murder and collect the reward? Wouldn’t that be poetic? Certainly an anecdote.
Emerson: (to Ned)She’s supposed to be in the ground.
Ned: (to Chuck)I thought you didn’t want the reward.
Chuck:No, I wanted you not to want the reward. $50,000-—that’s a lot of money. Three way split 30-30-40? It’s only fair I get more. I did die for it.

the narrador quotes are really cool too

[lavenderskies]

My favourite quote so far has got to be this one from Emerson:

"Bitch! I was proximity!"

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Originally Posted by daritah (View Post) Ned: I asked you not to use the word zombie, it’s disrespectful. Stumbling around squaking for brains, it’s not how they do. And undead? Nobody wants to be un anything. Why begin a statement with a negative? It’s like say I don’t disagree. Just say you agree. Emerson: Are you comfortable with living dead? Ned: You’re either living or your dead. When you’re living you’re alive and when you’re dead that’s what you are, but when you’re dead and then you’re not you’re alive again. Can’t we say alive again? Doesn’t that sound nice? I love Ned so darn much!! And Lee delivers all those fast paced lines sooo well!

That conversation was great. Lee definitely delivers those fast lines well. Ned and Emerson have great scenes together. So many of their convos/one-liners are quotable. hee.

[Katiegg108]

Originally Posted by JLaffertyFan23 (View Post) Coroner: You the toxicologist? Chuck: Yes. Coroner: Aren't you the dog expert? Ned: No. Coroner: Mmmmmm-hm. ^ I laughed so hard at that last exchange. I wonder if we'll see the Coroner a lot during the season.

I'd love if he could be recurring. His delivery on all his short lines were hilarious.

[Moonie]

Originally Posted by Katiegg108 (View Post) I'd love if he could be recurring. His delivery on all his short lines were hilarious.

Looks like you got your wish