Grazzhopper

Oh cool! Congrats to him and his fiancee

stlavin95

Awesome news

My Kind Of Crazy

MistyMountainHop

Thank you for those links!

stlavin95

Thanks for that

My Kind Of Crazy

MistyMountainHop

Thank you for the link! It was a good read.

MistyMountainHop

Fez's Diary Entry #17

Hello, is anyone out there? Please save me. My Bible-thumping host parents thought it might be nice if I went to Bible Camp this summer. I did not think it would be nice, and it is not. I thought maybe I could see beautiful girls in the bathing suits when they baptized us in the lake, but all the girls have to keep their T-shirts on over their suits. So Fez sees nothing.

Every other night we have to attend the "Sinful Stick Toss." We have to bring a stick that represents our sin -- for example, my lust of Jackie and desire of Jackie, and my loins aching particularly for Jackie. We have to throw the stick in the fire, and we promise we will give up that sin forever. The first night I dragged in a really big log that put out the fire. It didn’t burn, so I think I still get to keep that sin.

I like Maureen, who is the leader of the girls' camp. She would be some college-loving for Fez. She leads the sing-along, and I am her favorite baritone because I learned the "Kumbaya" song in one night to impress her. I like it when she pats me on my head every time she sees me. I said to her that her beauty is like a blossoming flower. She said she’d pray for me.

Oh, no. Now I have to put a stick in the fire for her.

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stlavin95

Thanks for that

MistyMountainHop

Still a few diary entries left to go.