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Joined: Sep 2001
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Things they would NEVER say!
Hey guys,
I've found a few of these threads through F4F and didn't see one here so I decided to start one up. Hope that's okay. The idea is to create things that the people in That '70s Show would never say. It would be okay to use the actors in this capacity too. Here is my attempt: Kelso: You're totally right Fez, you ARE hotter than me! Donna: Jackie, let's go shopping! I wanna buy ABBA's new record! Fez: Candy is evil. Hyde: I wanna work for the government when I grow up. Jackie: I wish I had red hair Donna. Eric: My Dad is my best friend! I know, pretty lame. Post away. [ 10-12-2003: Message edited SpaciE ] __________________
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It pours from your eyes and spills from your skin. Tenderest touch leaves the darkest of marks and the kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts. |
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Joined: May 2003
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Oh this will be fun! I hope they let us keep it! Let's see.....Hyde "I'm a virgin", Jackie "I'm volunteering in a soup kitchen", Eric "I robbed a bank last night", Kelso "I wish I was pretty, like Hyde", Fez "I faked being foreign all these years", Donna "I wish I was pretty like Jackie!", Kitty "I had a child out of wedlock", Red "I've been too rough on the kids". [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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Joined: Feb 2001
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[img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] Good thread! Let's see if I can think of some others...
Slightly tweaking one of SpaciE's... Hyde: "Jackie, let's go shopping! I wanna buy ABBA's new record!" Kelso: "Not tonight; I'm not in the mood." Bob: "Forget the wig, my head's going commando today!" I'll think of some more later. __________________
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"Hey! The position for 'annoying talking animal' has already been filled!" ~Donkey; Shrek 2 |
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Joined: Dec 2000
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Eric,"Donna, you only want me for my body."
Donna,"Eric, I'm leavng you for Kelso becase he's so smart and sensative." Hyde,"Mass starts at 10am sharp." Kelso,"I can't decide between Yale and Harvard." Jackie,"I don't like boys." Red,"Kitty, I want a divorce." Kitty,"Red, let's go bar hopping tonight!" Fez,"I'm from Texas." __________________
With enough courage, you can do without a reputation. -Rhett Butler
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Joined: Aug 2003
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Red: Yes Kitty, I DO want to go to ANY and ALL of your activities.
Donna: I'm going to pose for Playboy. Carol __________________
"Blessed is he whose fame does not outshine his truth."~Rabindranath Tagore Vote For Topher Grace Drake Bell "You're an awesome wingman!" |
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Joined: Jan 2003
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Ermm. I'm bad at this but here goes.
Kelso: Damnit, I look like crap today! Red: Eric, your so muscular and intelligent. I'm so proud to have you as my son. Jackie: I've decided on being a lumberjack when I grow up! Hyde: I love all of my friends! Group hug, everyone! Eric: Laurie, I think we should put aside our differences and become best friends! __________________
Where are you now? As I'm swimming through
the stereo, I'm writing you a symphony of sound... |
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Joined: Feb 2001
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Hee! Great idea SpaciE! (Love your Kelso line [img]smilies/lol.gif[/img] ).
Jackie (after getting a bad haircut): *shrugs* It's just hair. It'll grow back. Kelso: All it is with you is sex, sex, sex! Don't you want to know about my day?! Eric (pricing items for a yardsale): And my G.I. Joes. What do ya think? A buck a piece? DonnaPinchMyButtie - [img]smilies/rotfl.gif[/img] Love them! My faves are "Hyde: Mass starts at 10am sharp." and "Kelso: I can't decide between Yale and Harvard.". [ 10-12-2003: Message edited ~*Ambrosia*~ ] __________________
"Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around" ~ Sofia (Vanilla Sky)
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Joined: Jan 2003
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Fez: My name is Roy Thomas.
Jackie: I don't wanna go shopping today, instead let's watch Star Wars. __________________
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Joined: Aug 2003
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I love the line about Hyde's group hug!!
Eric: I hate Star Wars. Kelso: I'm a member of Mensa. Donna: Eric, I'll gladly do all the laundry, household chores, and the cooking! Jackie: I just found a great new band called the Sex Pistols Hyde: Marijuana messes with your mind, I'm not doing it anymore. Fez: Who wants to go to Bible study? Red: I love all the kids that come into my house! Kitty: I'm joining the Moonies! Laurie: I feel good about myself and I'm going to be celibate until I find Mr. Right. Bob: I can kick Red's ass! Midge: I'm going to get my Bachelor's degree Carol Quote:
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Joined: Oct 2003
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Red- I love people
Laurie- Sleeping with everyone is just wrong Kelso- I am going to be celibate and start studying Hyde- Isn't the goverment just great Fez- Candy is gross Jackie- I am selling all my makeup, clothes, accessories, and hair stuff [img]smilies/jaw_drop.gif[/img] __________________
Sex is like pro wrestling you got the grapples, the holds, the finishing move, and it's all fake
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Joined: Jan 2003
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Great lines all... [img]smilies/thumbs_up.gif[/img]
Kelso: I got a letter saying I qualify for the Nobel Prize! Donna: Sure Jackie, feel free to decorate my room however you like. I'm getting tired of all this stuff anyway. Hyde: I wanna be more like you Eric. __________________
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Joined: Aug 2003
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(while still in high school)
Hyde: I'm going to join the PP Viking's football team! Red: Eric, you're right, you're always right! Carol Quote:
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Joined: Dec 2000
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Hyde,"The police are just doing their jobs."
Kelso,"E=Mcº" Fez,"No candy for me, thanks." Leo,"That's it man, I'm going to rehab." Midge,"I'm coming home Bob." Laurie,"I hate men, I'm becoming a nun." __________________
With enough courage, you can do without a reputation. -Rhett Butler
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Joined: Aug 2003
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Kelso-I got accepted to West Point!
Fez-I love broccoli Jackie-I have a zit? Who cares? Donna-I'm going to give up my career and pump out all of Eric's six babies Hyde-I've got tickets to the Anne Murray concert! Eric-No, Donna, I don't want to have sex right now. Carol __________________
"Blessed is he whose fame does not outshine his truth."~Rabindranath Tagore Vote For Topher Grace Drake Bell "You're an awesome wingman!" |
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Joined: Feb 2001
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Quote:
Um...I got nothing. You guys all have some great ones! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________
Topher Grace is a god!
"Hey! The position for 'annoying talking animal' has already been filled!" ~Donkey; Shrek 2 |
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