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With two votes, we must
 to...ERIC: Everybody? All of your ideas are all stupid. Okay, moving on. At the end of the play, when Santa comes in the door— KELSO: Ooh! How about— ERIC: Kelso, I swear to God, if you say Space Santa, I'm gonna kick you in the head. KELSO: Never mind. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor! “An Eric Forman Christmas” (4x12) 1. Eliminated in Round 2 2. Eliminated in Round 3 3. Eliminated in Round 4 4. Eliminated in Round 7 5. Eliminated in Round 6 6. PASTOR DAVE [to Eric]: Well, if it isn't Mr. First-Time Director. I thought I'd direct, but the church board, whose average age is nearly dead, feels that I don't speak to the younger generation. DONNA: Oh, Pastor Dave, I loved last year's Silent Night, Jazzy Night. It was really funny. PASTOR DAVE: It was a drama. 7. ERIC: Okay, guys, let's talk about your parts. JACKIE: Okay, Eric, I want to be the Virgin Mary. See, she's pure and holy and rides a unicorn. ERIC: No, Jackie, she doesn't ride a unicorn. JACKIE: She does now. A white unicorn with speckles. Write that down. 8. Eliminated in Round 5 9. KELSO: Eric, I don't want to play Joseph as a carpenter. Oh, how about if I play him as a spaceman? ERIC: Okay, Kelso, I don't think Jesus was the son of a spaceman. KELSO: Oh, really? Well, where do you think God lives? LEO: It's true, man. [Points up.] 10. Eliminated in Round 1 11. FEZ: How come the foreign guy has to play the shepherd? I have never herded sheep in my life. Well, once, as a favor. Why can't I be a lifeguard? KELSO: Or a space lifeguard. FEZ: Then I could herd all the ladies into the pool. ''Into the pool, ladies!'' Now that's a good role. 12. Eliminated in Round 8 13. KITTY: Red, are you stealing Bob's Christmas decorations? RED: It's only stealing if you , uh … if you keep it. I'm throwing all this crap away. KITTY: Oh, my God. I'm married to the Grinch. I'm Mrs. Grinch. RED: Well, as long as you're not Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine. 14. ERIC: Leo, these guys are driving me crazy in there. Do you know what they think is Christmassy? Unicorns. Right … no, I'm sorry. Space unicorns. LEO: Well, that's redundant. 15. RED: Bob, your decorations are in the dumpster behind the liquor store. BOB: Thanks, Red. If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you. RED: Yeah well, if I had mistlefoot, it'd be in your ass. 16. KITTY: You know what I would like for Christmas? No more talk about you putting your foot in other people's rear ends. RED: Maybe next year, Kitty. 17. LEO: Whoa, dudes. What'd you do, man? HYDE: Leo, man. We're just about to light the Dave. LEO: I can't believe you guys. You managed to bring a man of God to tears. DAVE: I'm not crying! LEO: I'm talking about me, man. 18. KITTY: Oh, honey, you look so sad. I am gonna let you open your big Christmas present early. ERIC: Wow. It's kind of the size of … and it's kind of heavy like … KITTY: I knew you wanted one. ERIC: I can't believe that you finally got me … a rain coat! KITTY: See, it's London Fog! Did I fool you? I put rocks in the bottom so it would seem heavy. ERIC: That's clever KITTY: Okay, now I'm gonna wrap it back up. You can open it Christmas morning and pretend you're surprised. ERIC: Uh-huh. So we got that to look forward to. 19. [The Christmas Pageant] FEZ [as the shepherd]: Behold! The virgin has given birth. JACKIE [as Mary]: Isn't he cute? He's got my eyes. HYDE [as Joseph]: And my hair. DONNA [as a wiseman]: Hark, we come bearing gifts! KELSO [wearing a space helmet]: Gifts from space! ERIC: Kelso! [Removes Kelso’s helmet.] KELSO: Eric, no! Earth air! Toxic! Choking! [He gasps and falls down.] FEZ: God bless us, everyone. __________________
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With two votes, we must
to...[The Christmas Pageant] FEZ [as the shepherd]: Behold! The virgin has given birth. JACKIE [as Mary]: Isn't he cute? He's got my eyes. HYDE [as Joseph]: And my hair. DONNA [as a wiseman]: Hark, we come bearing gifts! KELSO [wearing a space helmet]: Gifts from space! ERIC: Kelso! [Removes Kelso’s helmet.] KELSO: Eric, no! Earth air! Toxic! Choking! [He gasps and falls down.] FEZ: God bless us, everyone. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor! “An Eric Forman Christmas” (4x12) 1. Eliminated in Round 2 2. Eliminated in Round 3 3. Eliminated in Round 4 4. Eliminated in Round 7 5. Eliminated in Round 6 6. PASTOR DAVE [to Eric]: Well, if it isn't Mr. First-Time Director. I thought I'd direct, but the church board, whose average age is nearly dead, feels that I don't speak to the younger generation. DONNA: Oh, Pastor Dave, I loved last year's Silent Night, Jazzy Night. It was really funny. PASTOR DAVE: It was a drama. 7. ERIC: Okay, guys, let's talk about your parts. JACKIE: Okay, Eric, I want to be the Virgin Mary. See, she's pure and holy and rides a unicorn. ERIC: No, Jackie, she doesn't ride a unicorn. JACKIE: She does now. A white unicorn with speckles. Write that down. 8. Eliminated in Round 5 9. KELSO: Eric, I don't want to play Joseph as a carpenter. Oh, how about if I play him as a spaceman? ERIC: Okay, Kelso, I don't think Jesus was the son of a spaceman. KELSO: Oh, really? Well, where do you think God lives? LEO: It's true, man. [Points up.] 10. Eliminated in Round 1 11. FEZ: How come the foreign guy has to play the shepherd? I have never herded sheep in my life. Well, once, as a favor. Why can't I be a lifeguard? KELSO: Or a space lifeguard. FEZ: Then I could herd all the ladies into the pool. ''Into the pool, ladies!'' Now that's a good role. 12. Eliminated in Round 8 13. KITTY: Red, are you stealing Bob's Christmas decorations? RED: It's only stealing if you , uh … if you keep it. I'm throwing all this crap away. KITTY: Oh, my God. I'm married to the Grinch. I'm Mrs. Grinch. RED: Well, as long as you're not Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine. 14. ERIC: Leo, these guys are driving me crazy in there. Do you know what they think is Christmassy? Unicorns. Right … no, I'm sorry. Space unicorns. LEO: Well, that's redundant. 15. RED: Bob, your decorations are in the dumpster behind the liquor store. BOB: Thanks, Red. If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you. RED: Yeah well, if I had mistlefoot, it'd be in your ass. 16. KITTY: You know what I would like for Christmas? No more talk about you putting your foot in other people's rear ends. RED: Maybe next year, Kitty. 17. LEO: Whoa, dudes. What'd you do, man? HYDE: Leo, man. We're just about to light the Dave. LEO: I can't believe you guys. You managed to bring a man of God to tears. DAVE: I'm not crying! LEO: I'm talking about me, man. 18. KITTY: Oh, honey, you look so sad. I am gonna let you open your big Christmas present early. ERIC: Wow. It's kind of the size of … and it's kind of heavy like … KITTY: I knew you wanted one. ERIC: I can't believe that you finally got me … a rain coat! KITTY: See, it's London Fog! Did I fool you? I put rocks in the bottom so it would seem heavy. ERIC: That's clever KITTY: Okay, now I'm gonna wrap it back up. You can open it Christmas morning and pretend you're surprised. ERIC: Uh-huh. So we got that to look forward to. 19. Eliminated in Round 9 __________________
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With two votes (including mine), we must
to...KITTY: Red, are you stealing Bob's Christmas decorations? RED: It's only stealing if you , uh … if you keep it. I'm throwing all this crap away. KITTY: Oh, my God. I'm married to the Grinch. I'm Mrs. Grinch. RED: Well, as long as you're not Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor! “An Eric Forman Christmas” (4x12) 1. Eliminated in Round 2 2. Eliminated in Round 3 3. Eliminated in Round 4 4. Eliminated in Round 7 5. Eliminated in Round 6 6. PASTOR DAVE [to Eric]: Well, if it isn't Mr. First-Time Director. I thought I'd direct, but the church board, whose average age is nearly dead, feels that I don't speak to the younger generation. DONNA: Oh, Pastor Dave, I loved last year's Silent Night, Jazzy Night. It was really funny. PASTOR DAVE: It was a drama. 7. ERIC: Okay, guys, let's talk about your parts. JACKIE: Okay, Eric, I want to be the Virgin Mary. See, she's pure and holy and rides a unicorn. ERIC: No, Jackie, she doesn't ride a unicorn. JACKIE: She does now. A white unicorn with speckles. Write that down. 8. Eliminated in Round 5 9. KELSO: Eric, I don't want to play Joseph as a carpenter. Oh, how about if I play him as a spaceman? ERIC: Okay, Kelso, I don't think Jesus was the son of a spaceman. KELSO: Oh, really? Well, where do you think God lives? LEO: It's true, man. [Points up.] 10. Eliminated in Round 1 11. FEZ: How come the foreign guy has to play the shepherd? I have never herded sheep in my life. Well, once, as a favor. Why can't I be a lifeguard? KELSO: Or a space lifeguard. FEZ: Then I could herd all the ladies into the pool. ''Into the pool, ladies!'' Now that's a good role. 12. Eliminated in Round 8 13. Eliminated in Round 10 14. ERIC: Leo, these guys are driving me crazy in there. Do you know what they think is Christmassy? Unicorns. Right … no, I'm sorry. Space unicorns. LEO: Well, that's redundant. 15. RED: Bob, your decorations are in the dumpster behind the liquor store. BOB: Thanks, Red. If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you. RED: Yeah well, if I had mistlefoot, it'd be in your ass. 16. KITTY: You know what I would like for Christmas? No more talk about you putting your foot in other people's rear ends. RED: Maybe next year, Kitty. 17. LEO: Whoa, dudes. What'd you do, man? HYDE: Leo, man. We're just about to light the Dave. LEO: I can't believe you guys. You managed to bring a man of God to tears. DAVE: I'm not crying! LEO: I'm talking about me, man. 18. KITTY: Oh, honey, you look so sad. I am gonna let you open your big Christmas present early. ERIC: Wow. It's kind of the size of … and it's kind of heavy like … KITTY: I knew you wanted one. ERIC: I can't believe that you finally got me … a rain coat! KITTY: See, it's London Fog! Did I fool you? I put rocks in the bottom so it would seem heavy. ERIC: That's clever KITTY: Okay, now I'm gonna wrap it back up. You can open it Christmas morning and pretend you're surprised. ERIC: Uh-huh. So we got that to look forward to. 19. Eliminated in Round 9 __________________
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With two votes, we must
to...RED: Bob, your decorations are in the dumpster behind the liquor store. BOB: Thanks, Red. If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you. RED: Yeah well, if I had mistlefoot, it'd be in your ass. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor! “An Eric Forman Christmas” (4x12) 1. Eliminated in Round 2 2. Eliminated in Round 3 3. Eliminated in Round 4 4. Eliminated in Round 7 5. Eliminated in Round 6 6. PASTOR DAVE [to Eric]: Well, if it isn't Mr. First-Time Director. I thought I'd direct, but the church board, whose average age is nearly dead, feels that I don't speak to the younger generation. DONNA: Oh, Pastor Dave, I loved last year's Silent Night, Jazzy Night. It was really funny. PASTOR DAVE: It was a drama. 7. ERIC: Okay, guys, let's talk about your parts. JACKIE: Okay, Eric, I want to be the Virgin Mary. See, she's pure and holy and rides a unicorn. ERIC: No, Jackie, she doesn't ride a unicorn. JACKIE: She does now. A white unicorn with speckles. Write that down. 8. Eliminated in Round 5 9. KELSO: Eric, I don't want to play Joseph as a carpenter. Oh, how about if I play him as a spaceman? ERIC: Okay, Kelso, I don't think Jesus was the son of a spaceman. KELSO: Oh, really? Well, where do you think God lives? LEO: It's true, man. [Points up.] 10. Eliminated in Round 1 11. FEZ: How come the foreign guy has to play the shepherd? I have never herded sheep in my life. Well, once, as a favor. Why can't I be a lifeguard? KELSO: Or a space lifeguard. FEZ: Then I could herd all the ladies into the pool. ''Into the pool, ladies!'' Now that's a good role. 12. Eliminated in Round 8 13. Eliminated in Round 10 14. ERIC: Leo, these guys are driving me crazy in there. Do you know what they think is Christmassy? Unicorns. Right … no, I'm sorry. Space unicorns. LEO: Well, that's redundant. 15. Eliminated in Round 11 16. KITTY: You know what I would like for Christmas? No more talk about you putting your foot in other people's rear ends. RED: Maybe next year, Kitty. 17. LEO: Whoa, dudes. What'd you do, man? HYDE: Leo, man. We're just about to light the Dave. LEO: I can't believe you guys. You managed to bring a man of God to tears. DAVE: I'm not crying! LEO: I'm talking about me, man. 18. KITTY: Oh, honey, you look so sad. I am gonna let you open your big Christmas present early. ERIC: Wow. It's kind of the size of … and it's kind of heavy like … KITTY: I knew you wanted one. ERIC: I can't believe that you finally got me … a rain coat! KITTY: See, it's London Fog! Did I fool you? I put rocks in the bottom so it would seem heavy. ERIC: That's clever KITTY: Okay, now I'm gonna wrap it back up. You can open it Christmas morning and pretend you're surprised. ERIC: Uh-huh. So we got that to look forward to. 19. Eliminated in Round 9 __________________
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