[Grazzhopper]

With two votes, we must to...

ERIC: Hey. Hey, so, uh, funny thing. Um, your story had a second part, huh?
DONNA: Yeah, the paper broke it in half 'cause it was too long.
ERIC: Oh. Well, uh, you know, maybe my story has a second part too.
DONNA: Eric, your story ended with, “And he never saw that crazy bitch again.”
ERIC: Well, you know, that was just a prequel to a story entitled, “He Did See That Crazy Bitch Again, and She Was a Delight.”

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

408 “Donna’s Story”

1.
Eliminated in Round 2

2.
Eliminated in Round 6

3.
Eliminated in Round 7

4.
Eliminated in Round 17

5.
Eliminated in Round 20

6.
Eliminated in Round 8

7.
KITTY: Come on, Red. Bob really wants us to meet his new lady friend.
RED: Now think about it, Kitty. She likes Bob. I have a hard time believing this woman even exists. We're gonna get over there; Bob's gonna be sitting in a rocker with a lady's wig on: ''You look lovely tonight, Bob.'' ''So do you, Bob.''
KITTY: You've been working on that all day, haven't you?
RED: Yeah.

8.
Eliminated in Round 11

9.
Eliminated in Round 12

10.
Eliminated in Round 23

11.
Eliminated in Round 21

12.
Eliminated in Round 3

13.
Eliminated in Round 1

14.
Eliminated in Round 10

15.
Eliminated in Round 15

16.
Eliminated in Round 13

17.
Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE

18.
ERIC: This school obviously needs to hear the Eric Forman version of things, a.k.a. the truth. So I'm gonna write my own story. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I'm throwing down the gauntlet, baby.
DONNA: Really? Okay, smarty. What's a gauntlet?
ERIC: A gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? I don't know, but it's down, lady.

19.
Eliminated in Round 19

20.
RED: Kitty, I'm chopping vegetables. Bob's telling me to shut it. You're over there grilling with Susan B. damn Anthony.
KITTY: Well, fine, Red. If it bothers you, we can invite them over, and you can do the grilling. But for now, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just shut it.
RED: If one more person tells me to shut it--
KITTY: What? You might actually shut it?

21.
Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE

22.
Eliminated in Round 14

23.
Eliminated in Round 4

24.
Eliminated in Round 18

25.
Eliminated in Round 5

26.
Eliminated in Round 16

27.
Eliminated in Round 23

28.
Eliminated in Round 22

[MistyMountainHop]

#20 - 1

[Grazzhopper]

With two votes (including mine), we must to...

RED: Kitty, I'm chopping vegetables. Bob's telling me to shut it. You're over there grilling with Susan B. damn Anthony.
KITTY: Well, fine, Red. If it bothers you, we can invite them over, and you can do the grilling. But for now, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just shut it.
RED: If one more person tells me to shut it--
KITTY: What? You might actually shut it?

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Vote for your favorite! The quote with the most votes wins!

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

408 “Donna’s Story”

1.
Eliminated in Round 2

2.
Eliminated in Round 6

3.
Eliminated in Round 7

4.
Eliminated in Round 17

5.
Eliminated in Round 20

6.
Eliminated in Round 8

7.
KITTY: Come on, Red. Bob really wants us to meet his new lady friend.
RED: Now think about it, Kitty. She likes Bob. I have a hard time believing this woman even exists. We're gonna get over there; Bob's gonna be sitting in a rocker with a lady's wig on: ''You look lovely tonight, Bob.'' ''So do you, Bob.''
KITTY: You've been working on that all day, haven't you?
RED: Yeah.

8.
Eliminated in Round 11

9.
Eliminated in Round 12

10.
Eliminated in Round 23

11.
Eliminated in Round 21

12.
Eliminated in Round 3

13.
Eliminated in Round 1

14.
Eliminated in Round 10

15.
Eliminated in Round 15

16.
Eliminated in Round 13

17.
Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE

18.
ERIC: This school obviously needs to hear the Eric Forman version of things, a.k.a. the truth. So I'm gonna write my own story. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I'm throwing down the gauntlet, baby.
DONNA: Really? Okay, smarty. What's a gauntlet?
ERIC: A gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? I don't know, but it's down, lady.

19.
Eliminated in Round 19

20.
Eliminated in Round 24

21.
Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE

22.
Eliminated in Round 14

23.
Eliminated in Round 4

24.
Eliminated in Round 18

25.
Eliminated in Round 5

26.
Eliminated in Round 16

27.
Eliminated in Round 23

28.
Eliminated in Round 22

[MistyMountainHop]

Hard choice, but ...

#7 FTW!

[Grazzhopper]

#7 ftw! - 2

[msstock87]

#7 ftw

[MistyMountainHop]

Looks like we have a winner! I'll make the official announcement once I set up the next survivor.

[Grazzhopper]

Congrats #7!

[MistyMountainHop]

With three votes, the winner of the "Donna's Story" (4x08) survivor is ...

KITTY: Come on, Red. Bob really wants us to meet his new lady friend.
RED: Now think about it, Kitty. She likes Bob. I have a hard time believing this woman even exists. We're gonna get over there; Bob's gonna be sitting in a rocker with a lady's wig on: ''You look lovely tonight, Bob.'' ''So do you, Bob.''
KITTY: You've been working on that all day, haven't you?
RED: Yeah.

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

“Forgotten Son” (4x09)

1.
RED: [PriceMart] Headquarters is having every manager make a departmental training film. And they picked me for the stockroom.
KITTY: Stockroom. Wow!
RED: Yeah! Steve from Oshkosh got ice and snow management. [Laughs.] Loser.
KITTY: Well, Red, that is wonderful.
RED: Yeah, I know. Every single PriceMart stock boy will be trained in the Red Forman way.
ERIC: Oh, you mean undermining their self-esteem until they're too weak to fight back?

2.
RED: If you would just zip it for a second, you might be interested in hearing who I want to play the stock boy.
ERIC: Look, Dad, I appreciate the thought--
RED: I'm gonna use this idiot! [Slaps Kelso on the back.]
KELSO: All right!

3.
KELSO: Man, I guess my movie career is getting started sooner than I thought!
ERIC: Kelso's playing the stock boy?
HYDE: This is my favorite thing ever.
KITTY: Well, Michael does have marvelous bone structure. Ahahahaha! Oh, but you will too, honey, once you fill out.
KELSO: Oh, man! Mom-burn!
HYDE: Yep. That's twice the normal burn.

4.
ERIC: Dad, how can you choose Kelso to play the PriceMart stock boy?
RED: You have a better suggestion?
ERIC: Hello! I am a PriceMart stock boy. I just came from stocking. At PriceMart. And I am currently wearing a PriceMart stock boy smock.
RED: Good point, Eric. Give your smock to Kelso.
KELSO: Oh, I don't think my broad, photogenic shoulders are gonna fit in that little thing.

5.
RED: Now, don't take this personal, son. You're just too ... twitchy and skinny.
ERIC: Well you know, the camera adds ten pounds.
RED: Yeah, ten. Not forty.

6.
ERIC: How could he pick Kelso to play the stock boy? I'm the one with the acting experience. Remember? I was Mushroom Number Two in Alice in Wonderland.
KITTY: But you were Mushroom Number One in my heart.

7.
ERIC: Oh, hey. What's up?
DONNA: We're going to lunch.
ERIC: We're going to lunch?
KITTY: Well actually, honey, we're going to lunch.
ERIC: You and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, no.
ERIC: You and Donna and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, almost, honey.
ERIC: You and Donna are going to lunch?
DONNA: Nothing gets past you, Einstein.

8.
ERIC: I don't think I like the idea of you two going out to lunch together.
KITTY: Well, what if we bring you back a sandwich?
ERIC: A sandwich isn't gonna make me feel better, Mom.
KITTY: Okay, then. We're leaving.
ERIC: In that case, I would like a sandwich. … Yeah, I don't like this day.

9.
FEZ: So, to what do we owe the fancy pants?
LEO: Great news, man! I inherited a million bucks from my dead uncle!
HYDE: Shut up.
FEZ: No way.
LEO: It's true! So come on! Let's share the wealth! Come on. I'll buy you anything you want.
HYDE: Does that include burgers and nudie mags?
LEO: Include? That's half the budget, man.

10.
JACKIE: Eric, have you seen Donna? She was supposed to help me sort out my daytime cosmetics from my nighttime cosmetics, but she never showed up.
ERIC: Oh, you haven't heard? Donna's got a new friend; and I, for one, think it's time you met her.

[Donna and Kitty are baking together in the kitchen. Jackie and Eric enter.]

JACKIE: Donna! What are you doing?
KITTY: We invented a new cookie. It's a variation of the snickerdoodle. We're calling it the [I[donnakitty.[/I] Or the ditty. Ahahaha! We haven't decided.

11.
JACKIE: Donna, you're supposed to be sorting ... as in, my cosmetics.
DONNA: Oh, yeah. I'm real sorry I missed that.

12.
ERIC: It started as an annoying, but innocent, lunch. And now they're inventing cookies. It's growing, man. It's the freakin' Blob!

13.
JACKIE: Donna, why do you need a new friend? Haven't I always been there for you?
DONNA: Uh, no.
JACKIE: I hope your cookies burn!

14.
JACKIE: Eric, old people and young people are not supposed to spend time together. It's unnatural.
ERIC: What am I supposed to do about it?
JACKIE: Well, you better do something. You know what girls talk about when they get together?
ERIC: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
JACKIE: That's what we're made of, you dumbass. They talk about men, and that would be you -- well, barely.
ERIC: You know, you could really use a refill on the everything nice.

15.
[The Circle]

ERIC: You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me. But now that I'm all paranoid, I'm all, like, paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?
HYDE: Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.
KELSO: That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after, and I choose Travolta.
HYDE: Kelso, I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. Bravo, man.

16.
ERIC: Man, I don't want Donna and my mom talking about me.
JACKIE: Yeah, and Donna's a big mouth. Like, she told me how you wore makeup to last year's class picture.
ERIC: What? I did not! I did not. I had a zit. Stop looking at me.

17.
HYDE: Forman, you and I are both victims of parental abandonment. Luckily, I have a rich hippie benefactor. He bought me nudie mags I'd never even heard of.

18..
KELSO [imitating Travolta’s ‘70s acting style]: Yeah, I'll stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [Kelso’s own voice.] That's dead-on.

19.
ERIC [to Kitty and Donna]: And don't even pretend you and Donna aren't talking about me. I know what's going on here, and it goes a little something like this.

[Fantasy.]

KITTY: Oh, honey, you look wonderful.
DONNA [wearing a hairstyle like Kitty’s]: Say, can we look at Eric's naked baby pictures again?
KITTY: They're right here! My, you could tell even then he'd always be small.
DONNA: Yeah, he really is tiny. It's not satisfying.
KITTY: Well, how could it be, dear?
DONNA: But at least he's nice.
KITTY: Yeah, he's nice. For a nancy boy! Hahahahahaha!

[Reality.]

ERIC: So, what do you say to that?
KITTY: Ahahahahahahaha!

20.
[PriceMart Stockroom]

RED: Kelso what the hell are you doing?
KELSO: Oh see, I'm going for a Travolta thing. Okay, my character's actually a dancer who's just stocking shelves until he makes it big. [Red stares at him.] All right. Let me paint a picture for you. Just close your eyes. [Red keep staring.] Okay, imagine with your eyes open. Just come with me.
RED: Just stack the cans, moron.
KELSO: But why am I stacking cans? See, I'm thinking that the manager is a bad guy. So why would I stack cans for him?
RED: Because if you don't stack the cans the manager is going to kill you.
KELSO: Oh! So I'm afraid for my life? That works. All right. Let's act!

21.
KITTY: Michael may have movie-star good looks, but you are much, much smarter than he is.
ERIC: Okay, why couldn't you have said that in front of everyone instead of how great Kelso's bone structure is?
KITTY: I don't want to make anybody feel bad.
ERIC: Well, good job.

22.
KITTY: Eric's uncomfortable because he thinks we talk about him … which we don't. Although that story about him wearing makeup to his class pictures was a hoot. Hahahaha! But I guess what I'm saying is, um … we probably shouldn't see each other anymore.
DONNA: But it's been so nice having someone to talk to since my mom left.
KITTY: I know.
DONNA: Someone who understands what I'm going through.
KITTY: Oh, honey.
DONNA: Someone to make banana bread with. I ate that for dinner three nights in a row.
KITTY: Oh, you poor, sweet girl!

[Kitty and Donna hug, and Eric catches them.]

ERIC: What the hell?

23.
HYDE: So, Leo, man, tell us about your Uncle Ed. Why'd he leave you all his money?
LEO: Check it out, man. It's all in this letter he sent me.
HYDE: Your Uncle Ed is Ed McMahon?
LEO: Yeah. Who knew I was Scottish?
FEZ: Uh-oh.
HYDE: Damn, Leo, you didn't inherit a million dollars. That's a sweepstakes contest.
LEO: Well, then who has my money?
FEZ: There is no money, you son of a bitch!

24.
ERIC: Well, who would have thought a stock boy would do a good job playing a stock boy? Yeah, I mean, it's a topsy-turvy world.
RED: Yeah. You did a good job.
ERIC: Wait a minute. Are you proud of me?
RED: No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that.
ERIC: So ... do we hug now?
RED: Men don't hug.
ERIC: My daddy loves me!
RED: Shut it!
ERIC: I love you too, Daddy!

25.
ERIC: Oh, well, look who's here. Do a little shopping, ladies?
DONNA: Well, it's not like I can take my Dad shopping. I mean, every time the sales lady brings over some underwear, he gets embarrassed and goes, ''Woo-hoo!''

26.
ERIC [to Donna]: Look, your mom can't take you shopping, so you know what? It's cool with me if you guys want to hang out.
KITTY: Honey, I am so glad you understand.
DONNA: Yeah, Eric, thanks.
ERIC: Yeah. Yeah, just -- look, please no talking about me, okay? And no looking at my naked baby pictures either. They're ... misleading.
KITTY: Honey, I've already seen you naked.
ERIC: Mom.
KITTY: Oh, and she's already seen you naked! You know what? From now on, that's all we should talk about.
ERIC: Okay. Leaving now.

27.
KITTY [showing Donna Eric’s baby pictures]: Okay, here he is on the potty. Look how hard he's concentrating. Oh, I have some earlier ones. Look at that baby. Didn't he have the cutest little behind?
DONNA: Yeah! So when did he lose it?
KITTY: Right around when he turned ten. It was the strangest thing. Poof! Like someone ironed him.

[Grazzhopper]

Yay, a new round!

#1 - 1

[MistyMountainHop]

#1 -- 2

[Grazzhopper]

With two votes, we must to...

RED: [PriceMart] Headquarters is having every manager make a departmental training film. And they picked me for the stockroom.
KITTY: Stockroom. Wow!
RED: Yeah! Steve from Oshkosh got ice and snow management. [Laughs.] Loser.
KITTY: Well, Red, that is wonderful.
RED: Yeah, I know. Every single PriceMart stock boy will be trained in the Red Forman way.
ERIC: Oh, you mean undermining their self-esteem until they're too weak to fight back?

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

“Forgotten Son” (4x09)

1.
Eliminated in Round 1

2.
RED: If you would just zip it for a second, you might be interested in hearing who I want to play the stock boy.
ERIC: Look, Dad, I appreciate the thought--
RED: I'm gonna use this idiot! [Slaps Kelso on the back.]
KELSO: All right!

3.
KELSO: Man, I guess my movie career is getting started sooner than I thought!
ERIC: Kelso's playing the stock boy?
HYDE: This is my favorite thing ever.
KITTY: Well, Michael does have marvelous bone structure. Ahahahaha! Oh, but you will too, honey, once you fill out.
KELSO: Oh, man! Mom-burn!
HYDE: Yep. That's twice the normal burn.

4.
ERIC: Dad, how can you choose Kelso to play the PriceMart stock boy?
RED: You have a better suggestion?
ERIC: Hello! I am a PriceMart stock boy. I just came from stocking. At PriceMart. And I am currently wearing a PriceMart stock boy smock.
RED: Good point, Eric. Give your smock to Kelso.
KELSO: Oh, I don't think my broad, photogenic shoulders are gonna fit in that little thing.

5.
RED: Now, don't take this personal, son. You're just too ... twitchy and skinny.
ERIC: Well you know, the camera adds ten pounds.
RED: Yeah, ten. Not forty.

6.
ERIC: How could he pick Kelso to play the stock boy? I'm the one with the acting experience. Remember? I was Mushroom Number Two in Alice in Wonderland.
KITTY: But you were Mushroom Number One in my heart.

7.
ERIC: Oh, hey. What's up?
DONNA: We're going to lunch.
ERIC: We're going to lunch?
KITTY: Well actually, honey, we're going to lunch.
ERIC: You and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, no.
ERIC: You and Donna and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, almost, honey.
ERIC: You and Donna are going to lunch?
DONNA: Nothing gets past you, Einstein.

8.
ERIC: I don't think I like the idea of you two going out to lunch together.
KITTY: Well, what if we bring you back a sandwich?
ERIC: A sandwich isn't gonna make me feel better, Mom.
KITTY: Okay, then. We're leaving.
ERIC: In that case, I would like a sandwich. … Yeah, I don't like this day.

9.
FEZ: So, to what do we owe the fancy pants?
LEO: Great news, man! I inherited a million bucks from my dead uncle!
HYDE: Shut up.
FEZ: No way.
LEO: It's true! So come on! Let's share the wealth! Come on. I'll buy you anything you want.
HYDE: Does that include burgers and nudie mags?
LEO: Include? That's half the budget, man.

10.
JACKIE: Eric, have you seen Donna? She was supposed to help me sort out my daytime cosmetics from my nighttime cosmetics, but she never showed up.
ERIC: Oh, you haven't heard? Donna's got a new friend; and I, for one, think it's time you met her.

[Donna and Kitty are baking together in the kitchen. Jackie and Eric enter.]

JACKIE: Donna! What are you doing?
KITTY: We invented a new cookie. It's a variation of the snickerdoodle. We're calling it the donnakitty. Or the ditty. Ahahaha! We haven't decided.

11.
JACKIE: Donna, you're supposed to be sorting ... as in, my cosmetics.
DONNA: Oh, yeah. I'm real sorry I missed that.

12.
ERIC: It started as an annoying, but innocent, lunch. And now they're inventing cookies. It's growing, man. It's the freakin' Blob!

13.
JACKIE: Donna, why do you need a new friend? Haven't I always been there for you?
DONNA: Uh, no.
JACKIE: I hope your cookies burn!

14.
JACKIE: Eric, old people and young people are not supposed to spend time together. It's unnatural.
ERIC: What am I supposed to do about it?
JACKIE: Well, you better do something. You know what girls talk about when they get together?
ERIC: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
JACKIE: That's what we're made of, you dumbass. They talk about men, and that would be you -- well, barely.
ERIC: You know, you could really use a refill on the everything nice.

15.
[The Circle]

ERIC: You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me. But now that I'm all paranoid, I'm all, like, paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?
HYDE: Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.
KELSO: That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after, and I choose Travolta.
HYDE: Kelso, I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. Bravo, man.

16.
ERIC: Man, I don't want Donna and my mom talking about me.
JACKIE: Yeah, and Donna's a big mouth. Like, she told me how you wore makeup to last year's class picture.
ERIC: What? I did not! I did not. I had a zit. Stop looking at me.

17.
HYDE: Forman, you and I are both victims of parental abandonment. Luckily, I have a rich hippie benefactor. He bought me nudie mags I'd never even heard of.

18..
KELSO [imitating Travolta’s ‘70s acting style]: Yeah, I'll stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [Kelso’s own voice.] That's dead-on.

19.
ERIC [to Kitty and Donna]: And don't even pretend you and Donna aren't talking about me. I know what's going on here, and it goes a little something like this.

[Fantasy.]

KITTY: Oh, honey, you look wonderful.
DONNA [wearing a hairstyle like Kitty’s]: Say, can we look at Eric's naked baby pictures again?
KITTY: They're right here! My, you could tell even then he'd always be small.
DONNA: Yeah, he really is tiny. It's not satisfying.
KITTY: Well, how could it be, dear?
DONNA: But at least he's nice.
KITTY: Yeah, he's nice. For a nancy boy! Hahahahahaha!

[Reality.]

ERIC: So, what do you say to that?
KITTY: Ahahahahahahaha!

20.
[PriceMart Stockroom]

RED: Kelso what the hell are you doing?
KELSO: Oh see, I'm going for a Travolta thing. Okay, my character's actually a dancer who's just stocking shelves until he makes it big. [Red stares at him.] All right. Let me paint a picture for you. Just close your eyes. [Red keep staring.] Okay, imagine with your eyes open. Just come with me.
RED: Just stack the cans, moron.
KELSO: But why am I stacking cans? See, I'm thinking that the manager is a bad guy. So why would I stack cans for him?
RED: Because if you don't stack the cans the manager is going to kill you.
KELSO: Oh! So I'm afraid for my life? That works. All right. Let's act!

21.
KITTY: Michael may have movie-star good looks, but you are much, much smarter than he is.
ERIC: Okay, why couldn't you have said that in front of everyone instead of how great Kelso's bone structure is?
KITTY: I don't want to make anybody feel bad.
ERIC: Well, good job.

22.
KITTY: Eric's uncomfortable because he thinks we talk about him … which we don't. Although that story about him wearing makeup to his class pictures was a hoot. Hahahaha! But I guess what I'm saying is, um … we probably shouldn't see each other anymore.
DONNA: But it's been so nice having someone to talk to since my mom left.
KITTY: I know.
DONNA: Someone who understands what I'm going through.
KITTY: Oh, honey.
DONNA: Someone to make banana bread with. I ate that for dinner three nights in a row.
KITTY: Oh, you poor, sweet girl!

[Kitty and Donna hug, and Eric catches them.]

ERIC: What the hell?

23.
HYDE: So, Leo, man, tell us about your Uncle Ed. Why'd he leave you all his money?
LEO: Check it out, man. It's all in this letter he sent me.
HYDE: Your Uncle Ed is Ed McMahon?
LEO: Yeah. Who knew I was Scottish?
FEZ: Uh-oh.
HYDE: Damn, Leo, you didn't inherit a million dollars. That's a sweepstakes contest.
LEO: Well, then who has my money?
FEZ: There is no money, you son of a bitch!

24.
ERIC: Well, who would have thought a stock boy would do a good job playing a stock boy? Yeah, I mean, it's a topsy-turvy world.
RED: Yeah. You did a good job.
ERIC: Wait a minute. Are you proud of me?
RED: No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that.
ERIC: So ... do we hug now?
RED: Men don't hug.
ERIC: My daddy loves me!
RED: Shut it!
ERIC: I love you too, Daddy!

25.
ERIC: Oh, well, look who's here. Do a little shopping, ladies?
DONNA: Well, it's not like I can take my Dad shopping. I mean, every time the sales lady brings over some underwear, he gets embarrassed and goes, ''Woo-hoo!''

26.
ERIC [to Donna]: Look, your mom can't take you shopping, so you know what? It's cool with me if you guys want to hang out.
KITTY: Honey, I am so glad you understand.
DONNA: Yeah, Eric, thanks.
ERIC: Yeah. Yeah, just -- look, please no talking about me, okay? And no looking at my naked baby pictures either. They're ... misleading.
KITTY: Honey, I've already seen you naked.
ERIC: Mom.
KITTY: Oh, and she's already seen you naked! You know what? From now on, that's all we should talk about.
ERIC: Okay. Leaving now.

27.
KITTY [showing Donna Eric’s baby pictures]: Okay, here he is on the potty. Look how hard he's concentrating. Oh, I have some earlier ones. Look at that baby. Didn't he have the cutest little behind?
DONNA: Yeah! So when did he lose it?
KITTY: Right around when he turned ten. It was the strangest thing. Poof! Like someone ironed him.

[MistyMountainHop]

#13 - 1

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#13

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