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With two votes (including mine), we must to...

ERIC: How could he pick Kelso to play the stock boy? I'm the one with the acting experience. Remember? I was Mushroom Number Two in Alice in Wonderland.
KITTY: But you were Mushroom Number One in my heart.

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

“Forgotten Son” (4x09)

1.
Eliminated in Round 1

2.
Eliminated in Round 6

3.
KELSO: Man, I guess my movie career is getting started sooner than I thought!
ERIC: Kelso's playing the stock boy?
HYDE: This is my favorite thing ever.
KITTY: Well, Michael does have marvelous bone structure. Ahahahaha! Oh, but you will too, honey, once you fill out.
KELSO: Oh, man! Mom-burn!
HYDE: Yep. That's twice the normal burn.

4.
ERIC: Dad, how can you choose Kelso to play the PriceMart stock boy?
RED: You have a better suggestion?
ERIC: Hello! I am a PriceMart stock boy. I just came from stocking. At PriceMart. And I am currently wearing a PriceMart stock boy smock.
RED: Good point, Eric. Give your smock to Kelso.
KELSO: Oh, I don't think my broad, photogenic shoulders are gonna fit in that little thing.

5.
RED: Now, don't take this personal, son. You're just too ... twitchy and skinny.
ERIC: Well you know, the camera adds ten pounds.
RED: Yeah, ten. Not forty.

6.
Eliminated in Round 7

7.
ERIC: Oh, hey. What's up?
DONNA: We're going to lunch.
ERIC: We're going to lunch?
KITTY: Well actually, honey, we're going to lunch.
ERIC: You and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, no.
ERIC: You and Donna and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, almost, honey.
ERIC: You and Donna are going to lunch?
DONNA: Nothing gets past you, Einstein.

8.
Eliminated in Round 3

9.
Eliminated in Round 5 - TIE

10.
JACKIE: Eric, have you seen Donna? She was supposed to help me sort out my daytime cosmetics from my nighttime cosmetics, but she never showed up.
ERIC: Oh, you haven't heard? Donna's got a new friend; and I, for one, think it's time you met her.

[Donna and Kitty are baking together in the kitchen. Jackie and Eric enter.]

JACKIE: Donna! What are you doing?
KITTY: We invented a new cookie. It's a variation of the snickerdoodle. We're calling it the donnakitty. Or the ditty. Ahahaha! We haven't decided.

11.
JACKIE: Donna, you're supposed to be sorting ... as in, my cosmetics.
DONNA: Oh, yeah. I'm real sorry I missed that.

12.
ERIC: It started as an annoying, but innocent, lunch. And now they're inventing cookies. It's growing, man. It's the freakin' Blob!

13.
Eliminated in Round 2

14.
JACKIE: Eric, old people and young people are not supposed to spend time together. It's unnatural.
ERIC: What am I supposed to do about it?
JACKIE: Well, you better do something. You know what girls talk about when they get together?
ERIC: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
JACKIE: That's what we're made of, you dumbass. They talk about men, and that would be you -- well, barely.
ERIC: You know, you could really use a refill on the everything nice.

15.
[The Circle]

ERIC: You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me. But now that I'm all paranoid, I'm all, like, paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?
HYDE: Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.
KELSO: That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after, and I choose Travolta.
HYDE: Kelso, I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. Bravo, man.

16.
ERIC: Man, I don't want Donna and my mom talking about me.
JACKIE: Yeah, and Donna's a big mouth. Like, she told me how you wore makeup to last year's class picture.
ERIC: What? I did not! I did not. I had a zit. Stop looking at me.

17.
Eliminated in Round 5 - TIE

18..
KELSO [imitating Travolta’s ‘70s acting style]: Yeah, I'll stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [Kelso’s own voice.] That's dead-on.

19.
ERIC [to Kitty and Donna]: And don't even pretend you and Donna aren't talking about me. I know what's going on here, and it goes a little something like this.

[Fantasy.]

KITTY: Oh, honey, you look wonderful.
DONNA [wearing a hairstyle like Kitty’s]: Say, can we look at Eric's naked baby pictures again?
KITTY: They're right here! My, you could tell even then he'd always be small.
DONNA: Yeah, he really is tiny. It's not satisfying.
KITTY: Well, how could it be, dear?
DONNA: But at least he's nice.
KITTY: Yeah, he's nice. For a nancy boy! Hahahahahaha!

[Reality.]

ERIC: So, what do you say to that?
KITTY: Ahahahahahahaha!

20.
[PriceMart Stockroom]

RED: Kelso what the hell are you doing?
KELSO: Oh see, I'm going for a Travolta thing. Okay, my character's actually a dancer who's just stocking shelves until he makes it big. [Red stares at him.] All right. Let me paint a picture for you. Just close your eyes. [Red keep staring.] Okay, imagine with your eyes open. Just come with me.
RED: Just stack the cans, moron.
KELSO: But why am I stacking cans? See, I'm thinking that the manager is a bad guy. So why would I stack cans for him?
RED: Because if you don't stack the cans the manager is going to kill you.
KELSO: Oh! So I'm afraid for my life? That works. All right. Let's act!

21.
KITTY: Michael may have movie-star good looks, but you are much, much smarter than he is.
ERIC: Okay, why couldn't you have said that in front of everyone instead of how great Kelso's bone structure is?
KITTY: I don't want to make anybody feel bad.
ERIC: Well, good job.

22.
KITTY: Eric's uncomfortable because he thinks we talk about him … which we don't. Although that story about him wearing makeup to his class pictures was a hoot. Hahahaha! But I guess what I'm saying is, um … we probably shouldn't see each other anymore.
DONNA: But it's been so nice having someone to talk to since my mom left.
KITTY: I know.
DONNA: Someone who understands what I'm going through.
KITTY: Oh, honey.
DONNA: Someone to make banana bread with. I ate that for dinner three nights in a row.
KITTY: Oh, you poor, sweet girl!

[Kitty and Donna hug, and Eric catches them.]

ERIC: What the hell?

23.
HYDE: So, Leo, man, tell us about your Uncle Ed. Why'd he leave you all his money?
LEO: Check it out, man. It's all in this letter he sent me.
HYDE: Your Uncle Ed is Ed McMahon?
LEO: Yeah. Who knew I was Scottish?
FEZ: Uh-oh.
HYDE: Damn, Leo, you didn't inherit a million dollars. That's a sweepstakes contest.
LEO: Well, then who has my money?
FEZ: There is no money, you son of a bitch!

24.
ERIC: Well, who would have thought a stock boy would do a good job playing a stock boy? Yeah, I mean, it's a topsy-turvy world.
RED: Yeah. You did a good job.
ERIC: Wait a minute. Are you proud of me?
RED: No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that.
ERIC: So ... do we hug now?
RED: Men don't hug.
ERIC: My daddy loves me!
RED: Shut it!
ERIC: I love you too, Daddy!

25.
Eliminated in Round 4

26.
ERIC [to Donna]: Look, your mom can't take you shopping, so you know what? It's cool with me if you guys want to hang out.
KITTY: Honey, I am so glad you understand.
DONNA: Yeah, Eric, thanks.
ERIC: Yeah. Yeah, just -- look, please no talking about me, okay? And no looking at my naked baby pictures either. They're ... misleading.
KITTY: Honey, I've already seen you naked.
ERIC: Mom.
KITTY: Oh, and she's already seen you naked! You know what? From now on, that's all we should talk about.
ERIC: Okay. Leaving now.

27.
KITTY [showing Donna Eric’s baby pictures]: Okay, here he is on the potty. Look how hard he's concentrating. Oh, I have some earlier ones. Look at that baby. Didn't he have the cutest little behind?
DONNA: Yeah! So when did he lose it?
KITTY: Right around when he turned ten. It was the strangest thing. Poof! Like someone ironed him.

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With two votes (including mine), we must to...

ERIC: Man, I don't want Donna and my mom talking about me.
JACKIE: Yeah, and Donna's a big mouth. Like, she told me how you wore makeup to last year's class picture.
ERIC: What? I did not! I did not. I had a zit. Stop looking at me.

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

“Forgotten Son” (4x09)

1.
Eliminated in Round 1

2.
Eliminated in Round 6

3.
KELSO: Man, I guess my movie career is getting started sooner than I thought!
ERIC: Kelso's playing the stock boy?
HYDE: This is my favorite thing ever.
KITTY: Well, Michael does have marvelous bone structure. Ahahahaha! Oh, but you will too, honey, once you fill out.
KELSO: Oh, man! Mom-burn!
HYDE: Yep. That's twice the normal burn.

4.
ERIC: Dad, how can you choose Kelso to play the PriceMart stock boy?
RED: You have a better suggestion?
ERIC: Hello! I am a PriceMart stock boy. I just came from stocking. At PriceMart. And I am currently wearing a PriceMart stock boy smock.
RED: Good point, Eric. Give your smock to Kelso.
KELSO: Oh, I don't think my broad, photogenic shoulders are gonna fit in that little thing.

5.
RED: Now, don't take this personal, son. You're just too ... twitchy and skinny.
ERIC: Well you know, the camera adds ten pounds.
RED: Yeah, ten. Not forty.

6.
Eliminated in Round 7

7.
ERIC: Oh, hey. What's up?
DONNA: We're going to lunch.
ERIC: We're going to lunch?
KITTY: Well actually, honey, we're going to lunch.
ERIC: You and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, no.
ERIC: You and Donna and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, almost, honey.
ERIC: You and Donna are going to lunch?
DONNA: Nothing gets past you, Einstein.

8.
Eliminated in Round 3

9.
Eliminated in Round 5 - TIE

10.
JACKIE: Eric, have you seen Donna? She was supposed to help me sort out my daytime cosmetics from my nighttime cosmetics, but she never showed up.
ERIC: Oh, you haven't heard? Donna's got a new friend; and I, for one, think it's time you met her.

[Donna and Kitty are baking together in the kitchen. Jackie and Eric enter.]

JACKIE: Donna! What are you doing?
KITTY: We invented a new cookie. It's a variation of the snickerdoodle. We're calling it the donnakitty. Or the ditty. Ahahaha! We haven't decided.

11.
JACKIE: Donna, you're supposed to be sorting ... as in, my cosmetics.
DONNA: Oh, yeah. I'm real sorry I missed that.

12.
ERIC: It started as an annoying, but innocent, lunch. And now they're inventing cookies. It's growing, man. It's the freakin' Blob!

13.
Eliminated in Round 2

14.
JACKIE: Eric, old people and young people are not supposed to spend time together. It's unnatural.
ERIC: What am I supposed to do about it?
JACKIE: Well, you better do something. You know what girls talk about when they get together?
ERIC: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
JACKIE: That's what we're made of, you dumbass. They talk about men, and that would be you -- well, barely.
ERIC: You know, you could really use a refill on the everything nice.

15.
[The Circle]

ERIC: You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me. But now that I'm all paranoid, I'm all, like, paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?
HYDE: Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.
KELSO: That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after, and I choose Travolta.
HYDE: Kelso, I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. Bravo, man.

16.
Eliminated in Round 8

17.
Eliminated in Round 5 - TIE

18..
KELSO [imitating Travolta’s ‘70s acting style]: Yeah, I'll stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [Kelso’s own voice.] That's dead-on.

19.
ERIC [to Kitty and Donna]: And don't even pretend you and Donna aren't talking about me. I know what's going on here, and it goes a little something like this.

[Fantasy.]

KITTY: Oh, honey, you look wonderful.
DONNA [wearing a hairstyle like Kitty’s]: Say, can we look at Eric's naked baby pictures again?
KITTY: They're right here! My, you could tell even then he'd always be small.
DONNA: Yeah, he really is tiny. It's not satisfying.
KITTY: Well, how could it be, dear?
DONNA: But at least he's nice.
KITTY: Yeah, he's nice. For a nancy boy! Hahahahahaha!

[Reality.]

ERIC: So, what do you say to that?
KITTY: Ahahahahahahaha!

20.
[PriceMart Stockroom]

RED: Kelso what the hell are you doing?
KELSO: Oh see, I'm going for a Travolta thing. Okay, my character's actually a dancer who's just stocking shelves until he makes it big. [Red stares at him.] All right. Let me paint a picture for you. Just close your eyes. [Red keep staring.] Okay, imagine with your eyes open. Just come with me.
RED: Just stack the cans, moron.
KELSO: But why am I stacking cans? See, I'm thinking that the manager is a bad guy. So why would I stack cans for him?
RED: Because if you don't stack the cans the manager is going to kill you.
KELSO: Oh! So I'm afraid for my life? That works. All right. Let's act!

21.
KITTY: Michael may have movie-star good looks, but you are much, much smarter than he is.
ERIC: Okay, why couldn't you have said that in front of everyone instead of how great Kelso's bone structure is?
KITTY: I don't want to make anybody feel bad.
ERIC: Well, good job.

22.
KITTY: Eric's uncomfortable because he thinks we talk about him … which we don't. Although that story about him wearing makeup to his class pictures was a hoot. Hahahaha! But I guess what I'm saying is, um … we probably shouldn't see each other anymore.
DONNA: But it's been so nice having someone to talk to since my mom left.
KITTY: I know.
DONNA: Someone who understands what I'm going through.
KITTY: Oh, honey.
DONNA: Someone to make banana bread with. I ate that for dinner three nights in a row.
KITTY: Oh, you poor, sweet girl!

[Kitty and Donna hug, and Eric catches them.]

ERIC: What the hell?

23.
HYDE: So, Leo, man, tell us about your Uncle Ed. Why'd he leave you all his money?
LEO: Check it out, man. It's all in this letter he sent me.
HYDE: Your Uncle Ed is Ed McMahon?
LEO: Yeah. Who knew I was Scottish?
FEZ: Uh-oh.
HYDE: Damn, Leo, you didn't inherit a million dollars. That's a sweepstakes contest.
LEO: Well, then who has my money?
FEZ: There is no money, you son of a bitch!

24.
ERIC: Well, who would have thought a stock boy would do a good job playing a stock boy? Yeah, I mean, it's a topsy-turvy world.
RED: Yeah. You did a good job.
ERIC: Wait a minute. Are you proud of me?
RED: No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that.
ERIC: So ... do we hug now?
RED: Men don't hug.
ERIC: My daddy loves me!
RED: Shut it!
ERIC: I love you too, Daddy!

25.
Eliminated in Round 4

26.
ERIC [to Donna]: Look, your mom can't take you shopping, so you know what? It's cool with me if you guys want to hang out.
KITTY: Honey, I am so glad you understand.
DONNA: Yeah, Eric, thanks.
ERIC: Yeah. Yeah, just -- look, please no talking about me, okay? And no looking at my naked baby pictures either. They're ... misleading.
KITTY: Honey, I've already seen you naked.
ERIC: Mom.
KITTY: Oh, and she's already seen you naked! You know what? From now on, that's all we should talk about.
ERIC: Okay. Leaving now.

27.
KITTY [showing Donna Eric’s baby pictures]: Okay, here he is on the potty. Look how hard he's concentrating. Oh, I have some earlier ones. Look at that baby. Didn't he have the cutest little behind?
DONNA: Yeah! So when did he lose it?
KITTY: Right around when he turned ten. It was the strangest thing. Poof! Like someone ironed him.

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With three votes, we must to...

KITTY: Eric's uncomfortable because he thinks we talk about him … which we don't. Although that story about him wearing makeup to his class pictures was a hoot. Hahahaha! But I guess what I'm saying is, um … we probably shouldn't see each other anymore.
DONNA: But it's been so nice having someone to talk to since my mom left.
KITTY: I know.
DONNA: Someone who understands what I'm going through.
KITTY: Oh, honey.
DONNA: Someone to make banana bread with. I ate that for dinner three nights in a row.
KITTY: Oh, you poor, sweet girl!

[Kitty and Donna hug, and Eric catches them.]

ERIC: What the hell?

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

“Forgotten Son” (4x09)

1.
Eliminated in Round 1

2.
Eliminated in Round 6

3.
KELSO: Man, I guess my movie career is getting started sooner than I thought!
ERIC: Kelso's playing the stock boy?
HYDE: This is my favorite thing ever.
KITTY: Well, Michael does have marvelous bone structure. Ahahahaha! Oh, but you will too, honey, once you fill out.
KELSO: Oh, man! Mom-burn!
HYDE: Yep. That's twice the normal burn.

4.
ERIC: Dad, how can you choose Kelso to play the PriceMart stock boy?
RED: You have a better suggestion?
ERIC: Hello! I am a PriceMart stock boy. I just came from stocking. At PriceMart. And I am currently wearing a PriceMart stock boy smock.
RED: Good point, Eric. Give your smock to Kelso.
KELSO: Oh, I don't think my broad, photogenic shoulders are gonna fit in that little thing.

5.
RED: Now, don't take this personal, son. You're just too ... twitchy and skinny.
ERIC: Well you know, the camera adds ten pounds.
RED: Yeah, ten. Not forty.

6.
Eliminated in Round 7

7.
ERIC: Oh, hey. What's up?
DONNA: We're going to lunch.
ERIC: We're going to lunch?
KITTY: Well actually, honey, we're going to lunch.
ERIC: You and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, no.
ERIC: You and Donna and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, almost, honey.
ERIC: You and Donna are going to lunch?
DONNA: Nothing gets past you, Einstein.

8.
Eliminated in Round 3

9.
Eliminated in Round 5 - TIE

10.
JACKIE: Eric, have you seen Donna? She was supposed to help me sort out my daytime cosmetics from my nighttime cosmetics, but she never showed up.
ERIC: Oh, you haven't heard? Donna's got a new friend; and I, for one, think it's time you met her.

[Donna and Kitty are baking together in the kitchen. Jackie and Eric enter.]

JACKIE: Donna! What are you doing?
KITTY: We invented a new cookie. It's a variation of the snickerdoodle. We're calling it the donnakitty. Or the ditty. Ahahaha! We haven't decided.

11.
JACKIE: Donna, you're supposed to be sorting ... as in, my cosmetics.
DONNA: Oh, yeah. I'm real sorry I missed that.

12.
ERIC: It started as an annoying, but innocent, lunch. And now they're inventing cookies. It's growing, man. It's the freakin' Blob!

13.
Eliminated in Round 2

14.
JACKIE: Eric, old people and young people are not supposed to spend time together. It's unnatural.
ERIC: What am I supposed to do about it?
JACKIE: Well, you better do something. You know what girls talk about when they get together?
ERIC: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
JACKIE: That's what we're made of, you dumbass. They talk about men, and that would be you -- well, barely.
ERIC: You know, you could really use a refill on the everything nice.

15.
[The Circle]

ERIC: You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me. But now that I'm all paranoid, I'm all, like, paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?
HYDE: Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.
KELSO: That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after, and I choose Travolta.
HYDE: Kelso, I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. Bravo, man.

16.
Eliminated in Round 8

17.
Eliminated in Round 5 - TIE

18..
KELSO [imitating Travolta’s ‘70s acting style]: Yeah, I'll stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [Kelso’s own voice.] That's dead-on.

19.
ERIC [to Kitty and Donna]: And don't even pretend you and Donna aren't talking about me. I know what's going on here, and it goes a little something like this.

[Fantasy.]

KITTY: Oh, honey, you look wonderful.
DONNA [wearing a hairstyle like Kitty’s]: Say, can we look at Eric's naked baby pictures again?
KITTY: They're right here! My, you could tell even then he'd always be small.
DONNA: Yeah, he really is tiny. It's not satisfying.
KITTY: Well, how could it be, dear?
DONNA: But at least he's nice.
KITTY: Yeah, he's nice. For a nancy boy! Hahahahahaha!

[Reality.]

ERIC: So, what do you say to that?
KITTY: Ahahahahahahaha!

20.
[PriceMart Stockroom]

RED: Kelso what the hell are you doing?
KELSO: Oh see, I'm going for a Travolta thing. Okay, my character's actually a dancer who's just stocking shelves until he makes it big. [Red stares at him.] All right. Let me paint a picture for you. Just close your eyes. [Red keep staring.] Okay, imagine with your eyes open. Just come with me.
RED: Just stack the cans, moron.
KELSO: But why am I stacking cans? See, I'm thinking that the manager is a bad guy. So why would I stack cans for him?
RED: Because if you don't stack the cans the manager is going to kill you.
KELSO: Oh! So I'm afraid for my life? That works. All right. Let's act!

21.
KITTY: Michael may have movie-star good looks, but you are much, much smarter than he is.
ERIC: Okay, why couldn't you have said that in front of everyone instead of how great Kelso's bone structure is?
KITTY: I don't want to make anybody feel bad.
ERIC: Well, good job.

22.
Eliminated in Round 9

23.
HYDE: So, Leo, man, tell us about your Uncle Ed. Why'd he leave you all his money?
LEO: Check it out, man. It's all in this letter he sent me.
HYDE: Your Uncle Ed is Ed McMahon?
LEO: Yeah. Who knew I was Scottish?
FEZ: Uh-oh.
HYDE: Damn, Leo, you didn't inherit a million dollars. That's a sweepstakes contest.
LEO: Well, then who has my money?
FEZ: There is no money, you son of a bitch!

24.
ERIC: Well, who would have thought a stock boy would do a good job playing a stock boy? Yeah, I mean, it's a topsy-turvy world.
RED: Yeah. You did a good job.
ERIC: Wait a minute. Are you proud of me?
RED: No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that.
ERIC: So ... do we hug now?
RED: Men don't hug.
ERIC: My daddy loves me!
RED: Shut it!
ERIC: I love you too, Daddy!

25.
Eliminated in Round 4

26.
ERIC [to Donna]: Look, your mom can't take you shopping, so you know what? It's cool with me if you guys want to hang out.
KITTY: Honey, I am so glad you understand.
DONNA: Yeah, Eric, thanks.
ERIC: Yeah. Yeah, just -- look, please no talking about me, okay? And no looking at my naked baby pictures either. They're ... misleading.
KITTY: Honey, I've already seen you naked.
ERIC: Mom.
KITTY: Oh, and she's already seen you naked! You know what? From now on, that's all we should talk about.
ERIC: Okay. Leaving now.

27.
KITTY [showing Donna Eric’s baby pictures]: Okay, here he is on the potty. Look how hard he's concentrating. Oh, I have some earlier ones. Look at that baby. Didn't he have the cutest little behind?
DONNA: Yeah! So when did he lose it?
KITTY: Right around when he turned ten. It was the strangest thing. Poof! Like someone ironed him.

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With three votes (including mine), we must to...

ERIC: It started as an annoying, but innocent, lunch. And now they're inventing cookies. It's growing, man. It's the freakin' Blob!

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That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor!

“Forgotten Son” (4x09)

1.
Eliminated in Round 1

2.
Eliminated in Round 6

3.
KELSO: Man, I guess my movie career is getting started sooner than I thought!
ERIC: Kelso's playing the stock boy?
HYDE: This is my favorite thing ever.
KITTY: Well, Michael does have marvelous bone structure. Ahahahaha! Oh, but you will too, honey, once you fill out.
KELSO: Oh, man! Mom-burn!
HYDE: Yep. That's twice the normal burn.

4.
ERIC: Dad, how can you choose Kelso to play the PriceMart stock boy?
RED: You have a better suggestion?
ERIC: Hello! I am a PriceMart stock boy. I just came from stocking. At PriceMart. And I am currently wearing a PriceMart stock boy smock.
RED: Good point, Eric. Give your smock to Kelso.
KELSO: Oh, I don't think my broad, photogenic shoulders are gonna fit in that little thing.

5.
RED: Now, don't take this personal, son. You're just too ... twitchy and skinny.
ERIC: Well you know, the camera adds ten pounds.
RED: Yeah, ten. Not forty.

6.
Eliminated in Round 7

7.
ERIC: Oh, hey. What's up?
DONNA: We're going to lunch.
ERIC: We're going to lunch?
KITTY: Well actually, honey, we're going to lunch.
ERIC: You and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, no.
ERIC: You and Donna and I are going to lunch?
KITTY: Well, almost, honey.
ERIC: You and Donna are going to lunch?
DONNA: Nothing gets past you, Einstein.

8.
Eliminated in Round 3

9.
Eliminated in Round 5 - TIE

10.
JACKIE: Eric, have you seen Donna? She was supposed to help me sort out my daytime cosmetics from my nighttime cosmetics, but she never showed up.
ERIC: Oh, you haven't heard? Donna's got a new friend; and I, for one, think it's time you met her.

[Donna and Kitty are baking together in the kitchen. Jackie and Eric enter.]

JACKIE: Donna! What are you doing?
KITTY: We invented a new cookie. It's a variation of the snickerdoodle. We're calling it the donnakitty. Or the ditty. Ahahaha! We haven't decided.

11.
JACKIE: Donna, you're supposed to be sorting, as in my cosmetics.
DONNA: Oh, yeah. I'm real sorry I missed that.

12.
Eliminated in Round 10

13.
Eliminated in Round 2

14.
JACKIE: Eric, old people and young people are not supposed to spend time together. It's unnatural.
ERIC: What am I supposed to do about it?
JACKIE: Well, you better do something. You know what girls talk about when they get together?
ERIC: Sugar and spice and everything nice?
JACKIE: That's what we're made of, you dumbass. They talk about men, and that would be you -- well, barely.
ERIC: You know, you could really use a refill on the everything nice.

15.
[The Circle]

ERIC: You know, I wasn't that worried about Donna and my mom talking about me. But now that I'm all paranoid, I'm all, like, paranoid. I mean, when did it become okay for them to be friends?
HYDE: Right after your father replaced you with a semi-literate pretty boy.
KELSO: That's me. So, I've been thinking about great actors to model myself after, and I choose Travolta.
HYDE: Kelso, I can think of no better way to impress Red than by acting like Travolta in his industrial film. Bravo, man.

16.
Eliminated in Round 8

17.
Eliminated in Round 5 - TIE

18..
KELSO [imitating Travolta’s ‘70s acting style]: Yeah, I'll stock this shelf! But someday I'm gonna dance across this whole city. [Kelso’s own voice.] That's dead-on.

19.
ERIC [to Kitty and Donna]: And don't even pretend you and Donna aren't talking about me. I know what's going on here, and it goes a little something like this.

[Fantasy.]

KITTY: Oh, honey, you look wonderful.
DONNA [wearing a hairstyle like Kitty’s]: Say, can we look at Eric's naked baby pictures again?
KITTY: They're right here! My, you could tell even then he'd always be small.
DONNA: Yeah, he really is tiny. It's not satisfying.
KITTY: Well, how could it be, dear?
DONNA: But at least he's nice.
KITTY: Yeah, he's nice. For a nancy boy! Hahahahahaha!

[Reality.]

ERIC: So, what do you say to that?
KITTY: Ahahahahahahaha!

20.
[PriceMart Stockroom]

RED: Kelso what the hell are you doing?
KELSO: Oh see, I'm going for a Travolta thing. Okay, my character's actually a dancer who's just stocking shelves until he makes it big. [Red stares at him.] All right. Let me paint a picture for you. Just close your eyes. [Red keep staring.] Okay, imagine with your eyes open. Just come with me.
RED: Just stack the cans, moron.
KELSO: But why am I stacking cans? See, I'm thinking that the manager is a bad guy. So why would I stack cans for him?
RED: Because if you don't stack the cans the manager is going to kill you.
KELSO: Oh! So I'm afraid for my life? That works. All right. Let's act!

21.
KITTY: Michael may have movie-star good looks, but you are much, much smarter than he is.
ERIC: Okay, why couldn't you have said that in front of everyone instead of how great Kelso's bone structure is?
KITTY: I don't want to make anybody feel bad.
ERIC: Well, good job.

22.
Eliminated in Round 9

23.
HYDE: So, Leo, man, tell us about your Uncle Ed. Why'd he leave you all his money?
LEO: Check it out, man. It's all in this letter he sent me.
HYDE: Your Uncle Ed is Ed McMahon?
LEO: Yeah. Who knew I was Scottish?
FEZ: Uh-oh.
HYDE: Damn, Leo, you didn't inherit a million dollars. That's a sweepstakes contest.
LEO: Well, then who has my money?
FEZ: There is no money, you son of a bitch!

24.
ERIC: Well, who would have thought a stock boy would do a good job playing a stock boy? Yeah, I mean, it's a topsy-turvy world.
RED: Yeah. You did a good job.
ERIC: Wait a minute. Are you proud of me?
RED: No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say that.
ERIC: So ... do we hug now?
RED: Men don't hug.
ERIC: My daddy loves me!
RED: Shut it!
ERIC: I love you, too, Daddy!

25.
Eliminated in Round 4

26.
ERIC [to Donna]: Look, your mom can't take you shopping, so you know what? It's cool with me if you guys want to hang out.
KITTY: Honey, I am so glad you understand.
DONNA: Yeah, Eric, thanks.
ERIC: Yeah. Yeah, just -- look, please no talking about me, okay? And no looking at my naked baby pictures either. They're ... misleading.
KITTY: Honey, I've already seen you naked.
ERIC: Mom.
KITTY: Oh, and she's already seen you naked! You know what? From now on, that's all we should talk about.
ERIC: Okay. Leaving now.

27.
KITTY [showing Donna Eric’s baby pictures]: Okay, here he is on the potty. Look how hard he's concentrating. Oh, I have some earlier ones. Look at that baby. Didn't he have the cutest little behind?
DONNA: Yeah! So when did he lose it?
KITTY: Right around when he turned ten. It was the strangest thing. Poof! Like someone ironed him.

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