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 to...ERIC: I can't believe Donna would publish this in the school paper. FEZ: I know. This could be in Reader's Digest. It's that good. ERIC: Oh, this is the worst short story by an ex-girlfriend in a school newspaper ever. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor! 408 “Donna’s Story” 1. Eliminated in Round 2 2. Eliminated in Round 6 3. Eliminated in Round 7 4. Eliminated in Round 17 5. HYDE: Well, if it isn't Playboy-reading, panty-loving, cat-killing Derek. ERIC: I know. How could Donna write this? FEZ: Why are you upset? It's this Derek guy who really gets the shaft. ERIC: Fez, I am Derek. FEZ: Everything always has to be about you. 6. Eliminated in Round 8 7. KITTY: Come on, Red. Bob really wants us to meet his new lady friend. RED: Now think about it, Kitty. She likes Bob. I have a hard time believing this woman even exists. We're gonna get over there; Bob's gonna be sitting in a rocker with a lady's wig on: ''You look lovely tonight, Bob.'' ''So do you, Bob.'' KITTY: You've been working on that all day, haven't you? RED: Yeah. 8. Eliminated in Round 11 9. Eliminated in Round 12 10. RED: Well, let's get this barbecue started. Bob, grab that meat. JOANNE: Oh, I got it, Red. Why don't you fellas make a salad? RED: Salad. Oh, you're serious. No, see, Bob and I do the grilling. JOANNE: Not this time. Kitty, you wanna give me a hand? KITTY: Well, I'd love to. RED: Oh, I don't think … but, Kitty, you might set your lovely hair on fire. KITTY: Well, it can't be that hard. You do it. 11. RED: Bob, what the hell's goin' on here? BOB: Look, Red, I really like this woman; so please, for today, just shut it. RED: Shut it? Good God, Bob! Is she teaching you to stand up for yourself? BOB: Yes. RED: Well, cut it out! 12. Eliminated in Round 3 13. Eliminated in Round 1 14. Eliminated in Round 10 15. Eliminated in Round 15 16. Eliminated in Round 13 17. Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE 18. ERIC: This school obviously needs to hear the Eric Forman version of things, a.k.a. the truth. So I'm gonna write my own story. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I'm throwing down the gauntlet, baby. DONNA: Really? Okay, smarty. What's a gauntlet? ERIC: A gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? I don't know, but it's down, lady. 19. BOB: Boy, this chicken's delish. What a chef. You really know your way around a grill, Joanne. RED: Mine's dry. KITTY: No, it isn't. It's tender and delicious. RED: Maybe if I chewed it with some water. JOANNE: Well, there's the hose. RED: I don't like her anymore. 20. RED: Kitty, I'm chopping vegetables. Bob's telling me to shut it. You're over there grilling with Susan B. damn Anthony. KITTY: Well, fine, Red. If it bothers you, we can invite them over, and you can do the grilling. But for now, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just shut it. RED: If one more person tells me to shut it-- KITTY: What? You might actually shut it? 21. Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE 22. Eliminated in Round 14 23. Eliminated in Round 4 24. DONNA: Eric, you just wrote this to hurt me. ERIC: What? I did not! And, hey, so did you. DONNA: Look, when I wrote my story, I just sat down, and that's what came out. I didn't, like, plan it or anything. And besides … no, you know what? I don't have to explain myself to you. [Donna leaves.] FEZ: Okay, I'd like someone to explain it to me. HYDE: Well, that's easy, Fez. See, Donna -- as an artist -- wrote her story to get some perspective on her life. Forman, as a vindictive ass, wrote his story to be a vindictive ass. FEZ: Eric, I think you just consummated yourself. See what I did there? Looks easy, but it's not. 25. Eliminated in Round 5 26. Eliminated in Round 16 27. ERIC: Hey. Hey, so, uh, funny thing. Um, your story had a second part, huh? DONNA: Yeah, the paper broke it in half 'cause it was too long. ERIC: Oh. Well, uh, you know, maybe my story has a second part too. DONNA: Eric, your story ended with, “And he never saw that crazy bitch again.” ERIC: Well, you know, that was just a prequel to a story entitled, “He Did See That Crazy Bitch Again, and She Was a Delight.” 28. ERIC: Derek's gonna be fine. He's a smart guy. The wenches love him. DONNA: Yeah, well, Wanda's gonna do great too. ERIC: Oh, yeah, sure. She'll get all the wenches she wants. Oh, my God, Donna, there's your story: “Wanda and the Dirty Wenches." __________________
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With three votes (including mine), we must
to...DONNA: Eric, you just wrote this to hurt me. ERIC: What? I did not! And, hey, so did you. DONNA: Look, when I wrote my story, I just sat down, and that's what came out. I didn't, like, plan it or anything. And besides … no, you know what? I don't have to explain myself to you. [Donna leaves.] FEZ: Okay, I'd like someone to explain it to me. HYDE: Well, that's easy, Fez. See, Donna -- as an artist -- wrote her story to get some perspective on her life. Forman, as a vindictive ass, wrote his story to be a vindictive ass. FEZ: Eric, I think you just consummated yourself. See what I did there? Looks easy, but it's not. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor! 408 “Donna’s Story” 1. Eliminated in Round 2 2. Eliminated in Round 6 3. Eliminated in Round 7 4. Eliminated in Round 17 5. HYDE: Well, if it isn't Playboy-reading, panty-loving, cat-killing Derek. ERIC: I know. How could Donna write this? FEZ: Why are you upset? It's this Derek guy who really gets the shaft. ERIC: Fez, I am Derek. FEZ: Everything always has to be about you. 6. Eliminated in Round 8 7. KITTY: Come on, Red. Bob really wants us to meet his new lady friend. RED: Now think about it, Kitty. She likes Bob. I have a hard time believing this woman even exists. We're gonna get over there; Bob's gonna be sitting in a rocker with a lady's wig on: ''You look lovely tonight, Bob.'' ''So do you, Bob.'' KITTY: You've been working on that all day, haven't you? RED: Yeah. 8. Eliminated in Round 11 9. Eliminated in Round 12 10. RED: Well, let's get this barbecue started. Bob, grab that meat. JOANNE: Oh, I got it, Red. Why don't you fellas make a salad? RED: Salad. Oh, you're serious. No, see, Bob and I do the grilling. JOANNE: Not this time. Kitty, you wanna give me a hand? KITTY: Well, I'd love to. RED: Oh, I don't think … but, Kitty, you might set your lovely hair on fire. KITTY: Well, it can't be that hard. You do it. 11. RED: Bob, what the hell's goin' on here? BOB: Look, Red, I really like this woman; so please, for today, just shut it. RED: Shut it? Good God, Bob! Is she teaching you to stand up for yourself? BOB: Yes. RED: Well, cut it out! 12. Eliminated in Round 3 13. Eliminated in Round 1 14. Eliminated in Round 10 15. Eliminated in Round 15 16. Eliminated in Round 13 17. Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE 18. ERIC: This school obviously needs to hear the Eric Forman version of things, a.k.a. the truth. So I'm gonna write my own story. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I'm throwing down the gauntlet, baby. DONNA: Really? Okay, smarty. What's a gauntlet? ERIC: A gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? I don't know, but it's down, lady. 19. BOB: Boy, this chicken's delish. What a chef. You really know your way around a grill, Joanne. RED: Mine's dry. KITTY: No, it isn't. It's tender and delicious. RED: Maybe if I chewed it with some water. JOANNE: Well, there's the hose. RED: I don't like her anymore. 20. RED: Kitty, I'm chopping vegetables. Bob's telling me to shut it. You're over there grilling with Susan B. damn Anthony. KITTY: Well, fine, Red. If it bothers you, we can invite them over, and you can do the grilling. But for now, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just shut it. RED: If one more person tells me to shut it-- KITTY: What? You might actually shut it? 21. Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE 22. Eliminated in Round 14 23. Eliminated in Round 4 24. Eliminated in Round 18 25. Eliminated in Round 5 26. Eliminated in Round 16 27. ERIC: Hey. Hey, so, uh, funny thing. Um, your story had a second part, huh? DONNA: Yeah, the paper broke it in half 'cause it was too long. ERIC: Oh. Well, uh, you know, maybe my story has a second part too. DONNA: Eric, your story ended with, “And he never saw that crazy bitch again.” ERIC: Well, you know, that was just a prequel to a story entitled, “He Did See That Crazy Bitch Again, and She Was a Delight.” 28. ERIC: Derek's gonna be fine. He's a smart guy. The wenches love him. DONNA: Yeah, well, Wanda's gonna do great too. ERIC: Oh, yeah, sure. She'll get all the wenches she wants. Oh, my God, Donna, there's your story: “Wanda and the Dirty Wenches." __________________
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With two votes, we must
to...BOB: Boy, this chicken's delish. What a chef. You really know your way around a grill, Joanne. RED: Mine's dry. KITTY: No, it isn't. It's tender and delicious. RED: Maybe if I chewed it with some water. JOANNE: Well, there's the hose. RED: I don't like her anymore. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 4 Quote Survivor! 408 “Donna’s Story” 1. Eliminated in Round 2 2. Eliminated in Round 6 3. Eliminated in Round 7 4. Eliminated in Round 17 5. HYDE: Well, if it isn't Playboy-reading, panty-loving, cat-killing Derek. ERIC: I know. How could Donna write this? FEZ: Why are you upset? It's this Derek guy who really gets the shaft. ERIC: Fez, I am Derek. FEZ: Everything always has to be about you. 6. Eliminated in Round 8 7. KITTY: Come on, Red. Bob really wants us to meet his new lady friend. RED: Now think about it, Kitty. She likes Bob. I have a hard time believing this woman even exists. We're gonna get over there; Bob's gonna be sitting in a rocker with a lady's wig on: ''You look lovely tonight, Bob.'' ''So do you, Bob.'' KITTY: You've been working on that all day, haven't you? RED: Yeah. 8. Eliminated in Round 11 9. Eliminated in Round 12 10. RED: Well, let's get this barbecue started. Bob, grab that meat. JOANNE: Oh, I got it, Red. Why don't you fellas make a salad? RED: Salad. Oh, you're serious. No, see, Bob and I do the grilling. JOANNE: Not this time. Kitty, you wanna give me a hand? KITTY: Well, I'd love to. RED: Oh, I don't think … but, Kitty, you might set your lovely hair on fire. KITTY: Well, it can't be that hard. You do it. 11. RED: Bob, what the hell's goin' on here? BOB: Look, Red, I really like this woman; so please, for today, just shut it. RED: Shut it? Good God, Bob! Is she teaching you to stand up for yourself? BOB: Yes. RED: Well, cut it out! 12. Eliminated in Round 3 13. Eliminated in Round 1 14. Eliminated in Round 10 15. Eliminated in Round 15 16. Eliminated in Round 13 17. Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE 18. ERIC: This school obviously needs to hear the Eric Forman version of things, a.k.a. the truth. So I'm gonna write my own story. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I'm throwing down the gauntlet, baby. DONNA: Really? Okay, smarty. What's a gauntlet? ERIC: A gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? What's a gauntlet? I don't know, but it's down, lady. 19. Eliminated in Round 19 20. RED: Kitty, I'm chopping vegetables. Bob's telling me to shut it. You're over there grilling with Susan B. damn Anthony. KITTY: Well, fine, Red. If it bothers you, we can invite them over, and you can do the grilling. But for now, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just shut it. RED: If one more person tells me to shut it-- KITTY: What? You might actually shut it? 21. Eliminated in Round 9 -- TIE 22. Eliminated in Round 14 23. Eliminated in Round 4 24. Eliminated in Round 18 25. Eliminated in Round 5 26. Eliminated in Round 16 27. ERIC: Hey. Hey, so, uh, funny thing. Um, your story had a second part, huh? DONNA: Yeah, the paper broke it in half 'cause it was too long. ERIC: Oh. Well, uh, you know, maybe my story has a second part too. DONNA: Eric, your story ended with, “And he never saw that crazy bitch again.” ERIC: Well, you know, that was just a prequel to a story entitled, “He Did See That Crazy Bitch Again, and She Was a Delight.” 28. ERIC: Derek's gonna be fine. He's a smart guy. The wenches love him. DONNA: Yeah, well, Wanda's gonna do great too. ERIC: Oh, yeah, sure. She'll get all the wenches she wants. Oh, my God, Donna, there's your story: “Wanda and the Dirty Wenches." __________________
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