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Old 11-02-2017, 09:49 AM
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KELSO: You know, where we gotta go to get the ladies is the grocery store.
FEZ: Oh, the Piggly Wiggly? I love the Piggly Wiggly. They have candy.
KELSO: Yeah, and older ladies.
FEZ: And candy.
KELSO: Yeah, but the important thing is the older ladies!
FEZ: And candy.
KELSO: All right, Fez. What do you want, the older ladies or the candy?
FEZ: Fine, you win. The older ladies.
KELSO: Thank you.
FEZ: And candy.

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4x06 “The Relapse”

1.
KITTY: Good morning. I have terrible news.
RED: Are we out of bacon?
KITTY: No. I was outside, and--
RED [to Eric]: Remember that time we were out of bacon?
ERIC: Do I? Nearly tore this family apart.

2.
KITTY: Listen to me! Midge left Bob.
ERIC: Are you sure? I mean, maybe she's just lost in the backyard.

3.
KITTY: This is serious. I was up early, and I saw Midge getting into her car with a suitcase. And I said, ''Where are you going, Midge?'' because I'm concerned, not nosy. And she said to me, ''I am leaving Bob, and I am never coming back.'' And I said, ''Okay.'' And then I-I-I laughed like I do when I'm uncomfortable. Ahahahaha!

4.
RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food?
KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast.
RED: I need a good breakfast.
KITTY: Well I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart.

5.
BOB: I can't believe [Midge] would just take off without even a hint or a warning.
DONNA: No warning? Dad, she was always saying, ''I'm unhappy, and I'm gonna leave.''
BOB: Honey, that's just what married people say.

6.
KITTY: Eric, I need you to take a casserole to the Pinciottis. So run upstairs and put on a nice, clean shirt and a sport coat.
ERIC: What? No. I'm not going over there. Donna and I broke up, and things are weird with us.
KITTY: Well, that's too bad. Because I went over there, and Bob's a crier and a hugger. And when you get caught in a crying-Bob hug, there is no escape. And I cannot go back over there!
FEZ: I don't know. I like to be hugged by Bob. He makes me feel safe.

7.
BOB: Midgey’s been on me for weeks to weed the garden. I'm finally gettin' around to it, so when she comes back, she's gonna see that I did it.
RED: You think she's coming back?
BOB: Well, why shouldn't she? I did all the right things. We had an open marriage, experimented with drugs. I even threw nudist parties.
RED: Yeah, what more could a husband do?

8.
ERIC: I'm really sorry about your mom. And, uh … I mean, are you okay?
DONNA: I don't know. It's weird.
ERIC: Yeah, well, you know … it won't make you feel any better, but for some reason I brought you a casserole. I mean, why is it that every time something bad happens, grown-ups always think you need food? You lost your job? Congratulations, you get a bucket of chicken!

9.
Eliminated in Round 6

10.
KITTY: Red, Bob has to grieve so the healing can begin.
RED: But, Kitty, then he'll grieve all over me.
HYDE: Hey, remember that time Bob ate a bad taco and grieved all inside your car?
RED: Thank you. Case closed!

11.
ERIC: Hi, kids. Good to see you. Good to see you. Someone is looking lovely today, Mom.
HYDE: What's with you, man?
ERIC: I guess a little thing like getting back together with your old gal puts a spring in a man's step.
KITTY: You and Donna are back together? That is wonderful! So did you talk things through?
ERIC: No.
KITTY: Then how do you know you're back together?
ERIC [hesitates before answering]: Yeah. We talked things through.
HYDE: Talked or grunted?
ERIC: Stifle.

12.
Eliminated in Round 4

13.
Eliminated in Round 3

14.
Eliminated in Round 2

15.
BOB: After I painted Midge's bathroom pink and sprinkled a little lavender water in her toilet like she likes, I went out and got these chocolates. I hope she likes 'em. I guess we'll find out when she comes back, huh?
RED: Bob, she … I … aw, Bob, you poor, dumb son of a bitch.

16.
RED: These chocolates are for Midge, Bob? They're for Midge? Fine! Let's give 'em to Midge! Here you go, Midge! [He dumps the chocolates into the trash can.]
BOB: You're throwing away Midgey's chocolates.
RED: And why would I do that, Bob?
BOB: 'Cause you're mean!
RED: And why else?
BOB: She's not coming back, is she? I knew that.

17.
RED: Listen, you wanna go get a beer?
BOB: Yeah. Yeah. You're a good friend. I might cry.
RED: And I might hit you.

18.
KITTY [to Fez, who had pinched her butt at the Piggly Wiggly]: Grabbing strange rear ends is no way to meet a nice girl. It's rude, ungentlemanly behavior that will not be appreciated by a woman of class. [She starts to leave but stops at the kitchen door.] And thank you for the compliment. It made my day! [Exits.]

19.
FEZ: You know what I just noticed? Mrs. Forman is hot.
KELSO: Yeah, she's a cutie. And firm. You know, maybe we should get her a sweater for Christmas.

20.
Eliminated in Round 5

21.
Eliminated in Round 1

22.
[Jackie sits with Eric in the basement. Hyde sits with Donna in her bedroom.]

DONNA [to Hyde]: Eric's gonna be so mad.
JACKIE [to Jackie]: Are you mad?
ERIC: So mad.
HYDE [to Donna]: Yeah, I'm just kidding about the ''do it'' stuff. I'm sorry about your mom.
DONNA: Thanks.
ERIC [to Jackie]: You know what? That's it. She can't use me like this. I'm going over there to yell at her right now! With yelling!
HYDE [to Donna]: Seriously, let's do it right now.

23.
ERIC: Okay, listen. You need to tell me what the hell you think you're doing!
DONNA: What am I doing? Well, my mom left us, so I'm boxing up her clothes because I can't look at them anymore. I'm sorry for needing you, but I did. So if you have something to say to me, just say it.
ERIC: Okay, thank you! I did have something to say, and it was good! But that was before you said your mom stuff and your sad clothes stuff, and now my sex stuff sounds … sucky.

24.
ERIC: I'm sorry. Let's just … what, do you need some help or something?
DONNA: Yeah, thanks.
ERIC [helping Donna sort Midge’s clothes]: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is mine. [He pulls out a pink sweater.] Midge borrowed it, and she never gave it back. I bet my bra's here, too.
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BOB: After I painted Midge's bathroom pink and sprinkled a little lavender water in her toilet like she likes, I went out and got these chocolates. I hope she likes 'em. I guess we'll find out when she comes back, huh?
RED: Bob, she … I … aw, Bob, you poor, dumb son of a bitch.

AND

ERIC: Okay, listen. You need to tell me what the hell you think you're doing!
DONNA: What am I doing? Well, my mom left us, so I'm boxing up her clothes because I can't look at them anymore. I'm sorry for needing you, but I did. So if you have something to say to me, just say it.
ERIC: Okay, thank you! I did have something to say, and it was good! But that was before you said your mom stuff and your sad clothes stuff, and now my sex stuff sounds … sucky.

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4x06 “The Relapse”

1.
KITTY: Good morning. I have terrible news.
RED: Are we out of bacon?
KITTY: No. I was outside, and--
RED [to Eric]: Remember that time we were out of bacon?
ERIC: Do I? Nearly tore this family apart.

2.
KITTY: Listen to me! Midge left Bob.
ERIC: Are you sure? I mean, maybe she's just lost in the backyard.

3.
KITTY: This is serious. I was up early, and I saw Midge getting into her car with a suitcase. And I said, ''Where are you going, Midge?'' because I'm concerned, not nosy. And she said to me, ''I am leaving Bob, and I am never coming back.'' And I said, ''Okay.'' And then I-I-I laughed like I do when I'm uncomfortable. Ahahahaha!

4.
RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food?
KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast.
RED: I need a good breakfast.
KITTY: Well I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart.

5.
BOB: I can't believe [Midge] would just take off without even a hint or a warning.
DONNA: No warning? Dad, she was always saying, ''I'm unhappy, and I'm gonna leave.''
BOB: Honey, that's just what married people say.

6.
KITTY: Eric, I need you to take a casserole to the Pinciottis. So run upstairs and put on a nice, clean shirt and a sport coat.
ERIC: What? No. I'm not going over there. Donna and I broke up, and things are weird with us.
KITTY: Well, that's too bad. Because I went over there, and Bob's a crier and a hugger. And when you get caught in a crying-Bob hug, there is no escape. And I cannot go back over there!
FEZ: I don't know. I like to be hugged by Bob. He makes me feel safe.

7.
BOB: Midgey’s been on me for weeks to weed the garden. I'm finally gettin' around to it, so when she comes back, she's gonna see that I did it.
RED: You think she's coming back?
BOB: Well, why shouldn't she? I did all the right things. We had an open marriage, experimented with drugs. I even threw nudist parties.
RED: Yeah, what more could a husband do?

8.
ERIC: I'm really sorry about your mom. And, uh … I mean, are you okay?
DONNA: I don't know. It's weird.
ERIC: Yeah, well, you know … it won't make you feel any better, but for some reason I brought you a casserole. I mean, why is it that every time something bad happens, grown-ups always think you need food? You lost your job? Congratulations, you get a bucket of chicken!

9.
Eliminated in Round 6

10.
KITTY: Red, Bob has to grieve so the healing can begin.
RED: But, Kitty, then he'll grieve all over me.
HYDE: Hey, remember that time Bob ate a bad taco and grieved all inside your car?
RED: Thank you. Case closed!

11.
ERIC: Hi, kids. Good to see you. Good to see you. Someone is looking lovely today, Mom.
HYDE: What's with you, man?
ERIC: I guess a little thing like getting back together with your old gal puts a spring in a man's step.
KITTY: You and Donna are back together? That is wonderful! So did you talk things through?
ERIC: No.
KITTY: Then how do you know you're back together?
ERIC [hesitates before answering]: Yeah. We talked things through.
HYDE: Talked or grunted?
ERIC: Stifle.

12.
Eliminated in Round 4

13.
Eliminated in Round 3

14.
Eliminated in Round 2

15.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE

16.
RED: These chocolates are for Midge, Bob? They're for Midge? Fine! Let's give 'em to Midge! Here you go, Midge! [He dumps the chocolates into the trash can.]
BOB: You're throwing away Midgey's chocolates.
RED: And why would I do that, Bob?
BOB: 'Cause you're mean!
RED: And why else?
BOB: She's not coming back, is she? I knew that.

17.
RED: Listen, you wanna go get a beer?
BOB: Yeah. Yeah. You're a good friend. I might cry.
RED: And I might hit you.

18.
KITTY [to Fez, who had pinched her butt at the Piggly Wiggly]: Grabbing strange rear ends is no way to meet a nice girl. It's rude, ungentlemanly behavior that will not be appreciated by a woman of class. [She starts to leave but stops at the kitchen door.] And thank you for the compliment. It made my day! [Exits.]

19.
FEZ: You know what I just noticed? Mrs. Forman is hot.
KELSO: Yeah, she's a cutie. And firm. You know, maybe we should get her a sweater for Christmas.

20.
Eliminated in Round 5

21.
Eliminated in Round 1

22.
[Jackie sits with Eric in the basement. Hyde sits with Donna in her bedroom.]

DONNA [to Hyde]: Eric's gonna be so mad.
JACKIE [to Jackie]: Are you mad?
ERIC: So mad.
HYDE [to Donna]: Yeah, I'm just kidding about the ''do it'' stuff. I'm sorry about your mom.
DONNA: Thanks.
ERIC [to Jackie]: You know what? That's it. She can't use me like this. I'm going over there to yell at her right now! With yelling!
HYDE [to Donna]: Seriously, let's do it right now.

23.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE

24.
ERIC: I'm sorry. Let's just … what, do you need some help or something?
DONNA: Yeah, thanks.
ERIC [helping Donna sort Midge’s clothes]: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is mine. [He pulls out a pink sweater.] Midge borrowed it, and she never gave it back. I bet my bra's here, too.
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RED: These chocolates are for Midge, Bob? They're for Midge? Fine! Let's give 'em to Midge! Here you go, Midge! [He dumps the chocolates into the trash can.]
BOB: You're throwing away Midgey's chocolates.
RED: And why would I do that, Bob?
BOB: 'Cause you're mean!
RED: And why else?
BOB: She's not coming back, is she? I knew that.

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4x06 “The Relapse”

1.
KITTY: Good morning. I have terrible news.
RED: Are we out of bacon?
KITTY: No. I was outside, and--
RED [to Eric]: Remember that time we were out of bacon?
ERIC: Do I? Nearly tore this family apart.

2.
KITTY: Listen to me! Midge left Bob.
ERIC: Are you sure? I mean, maybe she's just lost in the backyard.

3.
KITTY: This is serious. I was up early, and I saw Midge getting into her car with a suitcase. And I said, ''Where are you going, Midge?'' because I'm concerned, not nosy. And she said to me, ''I am leaving Bob, and I am never coming back.'' And I said, ''Okay.'' And then I-I-I laughed like I do when I'm uncomfortable. Ahahahaha!

4.
RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food?
KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast.
RED: I need a good breakfast.
KITTY: Well I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart.

5.
BOB: I can't believe [Midge] would just take off without even a hint or a warning.
DONNA: No warning? Dad, she was always saying, ''I'm unhappy, and I'm gonna leave.''
BOB: Honey, that's just what married people say.

6.
KITTY: Eric, I need you to take a casserole to the Pinciottis. So run upstairs and put on a nice, clean shirt and a sport coat.
ERIC: What? No. I'm not going over there. Donna and I broke up, and things are weird with us.
KITTY: Well, that's too bad. Because I went over there, and Bob's a crier and a hugger. And when you get caught in a crying-Bob hug, there is no escape. And I cannot go back over there!
FEZ: I don't know. I like to be hugged by Bob. He makes me feel safe.

7.
BOB: Midgey’s been on me for weeks to weed the garden. I'm finally gettin' around to it, so when she comes back, she's gonna see that I did it.
RED: You think she's coming back?
BOB: Well, why shouldn't she? I did all the right things. We had an open marriage, experimented with drugs. I even threw nudist parties.
RED: Yeah, what more could a husband do?

8.
ERIC: I'm really sorry about your mom. And, uh … I mean, are you okay?
DONNA: I don't know. It's weird.
ERIC: Yeah, well, you know … it won't make you feel any better, but for some reason I brought you a casserole. I mean, why is it that every time something bad happens, grown-ups always think you need food? You lost your job? Congratulations, you get a bucket of chicken!

9.
Eliminated in Round 6

10.
KITTY: Red, Bob has to grieve so the healing can begin.
RED: But, Kitty, then he'll grieve all over me.
HYDE: Hey, remember that time Bob ate a bad taco and grieved all inside your car?
RED: Thank you. Case closed!

11.
ERIC: Hi, kids. Good to see you. Good to see you. Someone is looking lovely today, Mom.
HYDE: What's with you, man?
ERIC: I guess a little thing like getting back together with your old gal puts a spring in a man's step.
KITTY: You and Donna are back together? That is wonderful! So did you talk things through?
ERIC: No.
KITTY: Then how do you know you're back together?
ERIC [hesitates before answering]: Yeah. We talked things through.
HYDE: Talked or grunted?
ERIC: Stifle.

12.
Eliminated in Round 4

13.
Eliminated in Round 3

14.
Eliminated in Round 2

15.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE

16.
Eliminated in Round 8

17.
RED: Listen, you wanna go get a beer?
BOB: Yeah. Yeah. You're a good friend. I might cry.
RED: And I might hit you.

18.
KITTY [to Fez, who had pinched her butt at the Piggly Wiggly]: Grabbing strange rear ends is no way to meet a nice girl. It's rude, ungentlemanly behavior that will not be appreciated by a woman of class. [She starts to leave but stops at the kitchen door.] And thank you for the compliment. It made my day! [Exits.]

19.
FEZ: You know what I just noticed? Mrs. Forman is hot.
KELSO: Yeah, she's a cutie. And firm. You know, maybe we should get her a sweater for Christmas.

20.
Eliminated in Round 5

21.
Eliminated in Round 1

22.
[Jackie sits with Eric in the basement. Hyde sits with Donna in her bedroom.]

DONNA [to Hyde]: Eric's gonna be so mad.
JACKIE [to Jackie]: Are you mad?
ERIC: So mad.
HYDE [to Donna]: Yeah, I'm just kidding about the ''do it'' stuff. I'm sorry about your mom.
DONNA: Thanks.
ERIC [to Jackie]: You know what? That's it. She can't use me like this. I'm going over there to yell at her right now! With yelling!
HYDE [to Donna]: Seriously, let's do it right now.

23.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE

24.
ERIC: I'm sorry. Let's just … what, do you need some help or something?
DONNA: Yeah, thanks.
ERIC [helping Donna sort Midge’s clothes]: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is mine. [He pulls out a pink sweater.] Midge borrowed it, and she never gave it back. I bet my bra's here, too.
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[Jackie sits with Eric in the basement. Hyde sits with Donna in her bedroom.]

DONNA [to Hyde]: Eric's gonna be so mad.
JACKIE [to Jackie]: Are you mad?
ERIC: So mad.
HYDE [to Donna]: Yeah, I'm just kidding about the ''do it'' stuff. I'm sorry about your mom.
DONNA: Thanks.
ERIC [to Jackie]: You know what? That's it. She can't use me like this. I'm going over there to yell at her right now! With yelling!
HYDE [to Donna]: Seriously, let's do it right now.

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4x06 “The Relapse”

1.
KITTY: Good morning. I have terrible news.
RED: Are we out of bacon?
KITTY: No. I was outside, and--
RED [to Eric]: Remember that time we were out of bacon?
ERIC: Do I? Nearly tore this family apart.

2.
KITTY: Listen to me! Midge left Bob.
ERIC: Are you sure? I mean, maybe she's just lost in the backyard.

3.
KITTY: This is serious. I was up early, and I saw Midge getting into her car with a suitcase. And I said, ''Where are you going, Midge?'' because I'm concerned, not nosy. And she said to me, ''I am leaving Bob, and I am never coming back.'' And I said, ''Okay.'' And then I-I-I laughed like I do when I'm uncomfortable. Ahahahaha!

4.
RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food?
KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast.
RED: I need a good breakfast.
KITTY: Well I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart.

5.
BOB: I can't believe [Midge] would just take off without even a hint or a warning.
DONNA: No warning? Dad, she was always saying, ''I'm unhappy, and I'm gonna leave.''
BOB: Honey, that's just what married people say.

6.
KITTY: Eric, I need you to take a casserole to the Pinciottis. So run upstairs and put on a nice, clean shirt and a sport coat.
ERIC: What? No. I'm not going over there. Donna and I broke up, and things are weird with us.
KITTY: Well, that's too bad. Because I went over there, and Bob's a crier and a hugger. And when you get caught in a crying-Bob hug, there is no escape. And I cannot go back over there!
FEZ: I don't know. I like to be hugged by Bob. He makes me feel safe.

7.
BOB: Midgey’s been on me for weeks to weed the garden. I'm finally gettin' around to it, so when she comes back, she's gonna see that I did it.
RED: You think she's coming back?
BOB: Well, why shouldn't she? I did all the right things. We had an open marriage, experimented with drugs. I even threw nudist parties.
RED: Yeah, what more could a husband do?

8.
ERIC: I'm really sorry about your mom. And, uh … I mean, are you okay?
DONNA: I don't know. It's weird.
ERIC: Yeah, well, you know … it won't make you feel any better, but for some reason I brought you a casserole. I mean, why is it that every time something bad happens, grown-ups always think you need food? You lost your job? Congratulations, you get a bucket of chicken!

9.
Eliminated in Round 6

10.
KITTY: Red, Bob has to grieve so the healing can begin.
RED: But, Kitty, then he'll grieve all over me.
HYDE: Hey, remember that time Bob ate a bad taco and grieved all inside your car?
RED: Thank you. Case closed!

11.
ERIC: Hi, kids. Good to see you. Good to see you. Someone is looking lovely today, Mom.
HYDE: What's with you, man?
ERIC: I guess a little thing like getting back together with your old gal puts a spring in a man's step.
KITTY: You and Donna are back together? That is wonderful! So did you talk things through?
ERIC: No.
KITTY: Then how do you know you're back together?
ERIC [hesitates before answering]: Yeah. We talked things through.
HYDE: Talked or grunted?
ERIC: Stifle.

12.
Eliminated in Round 4

13.
Eliminated in Round 3

14.
Eliminated in Round 2

15.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE

16.
Eliminated in Round 8

17.
RED: Listen, you wanna go get a beer?
BOB: Yeah. Yeah. You're a good friend. I might cry.
RED: And I might hit you.

18.
KITTY [to Fez, who had pinched her butt at the Piggly Wiggly]: Grabbing strange rear ends is no way to meet a nice girl. It's rude, ungentlemanly behavior that will not be appreciated by a woman of class. [She starts to leave but stops at the kitchen door.] And thank you for the compliment. It made my day! [Exits.]

19.
FEZ: You know what I just noticed? Mrs. Forman is hot.
KELSO: Yeah, she's a cutie. And firm. You know, maybe we should get her a sweater for Christmas.

20.
Eliminated in Round 5

21.
Eliminated in Round 1

22.
Eliminated in Round 9

23.
Eliminated in Round 7 - TIE

24.
ERIC: I'm sorry. Let's just … what, do you need some help or something?
DONNA: Yeah, thanks.
ERIC [helping Donna sort Midge’s clothes]: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is mine. [He pulls out a pink sweater.] Midge borrowed it, and she never gave it back. I bet my bra's here, too.
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