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With three votes (including mine), we must
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And then I-I-I laughed like I do when I'm uncomfortable. Ahahahaha! 4. RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food? KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast. RED: I need a good breakfast. KITTY: Well I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart. 5. BOB: I can't believe [Midge] would just take off without even a hint or a warning. DONNA: No warning? Dad, she was always saying, ''I'm unhappy, and I'm gonna leave.'' BOB: Honey, that's just what married people say. 6. KITTY: Eric, I need you to take a casserole to the Pinciottis. So run upstairs and put on a nice, clean shirt and a sport coat. ERIC: What? No. I'm not going over there. Donna and I broke up, and things are weird with us. KITTY: Well, that's too bad. Because I went over there, and Bob's a crier and a hugger. And when you get caught in a crying-Bob hug, there is no escape. And I cannot go back over there! FEZ: I don't know. I like to be hugged by Bob. He makes me feel safe. 7. BOB: Midgey’s been on me for weeks to weed the garden. I'm finally gettin' around to it, so when she comes back, she's gonna see that I did it. RED: You think she's coming back? BOB: Well, why shouldn't she? I did all the right things. We had an open marriage, experimented with drugs. I even threw nudist parties. RED: Yeah, what more could a husband do? 8. ERIC: I'm really sorry about your mom. And, uh … I mean, are you okay? DONNA: I don't know. It's weird. ERIC: Yeah, well, you know … it won't make you feel any better, but for some reason I brought you a casserole. I mean, why is it that every time something bad happens, grown-ups always think you need food? You lost your job? Congratulations, you get a bucket of chicken! 9. KELSO: You know, where we gotta go to get the ladies is the grocery store. FEZ: Oh, the Piggly Wiggly? I love the Piggly Wiggly. They have candy. KELSO: Yeah, and older ladies. FEZ: And candy. KELSO: Yeah, but the important thing is the older ladies! FEZ: And candy. KELSO: All right, Fez. What do you want, the older ladies or the candy? FEZ: Fine, you win. The older ladies. KELSO: Thank you. FEZ: And candy. 10. KITTY: Red, Bob has to grieve so the healing can begin. RED: But, Kitty, then he'll grieve all over me. HYDE: Hey, remember that time Bob ate a bad taco and grieved all inside your car? RED: Thank you. Case closed! 11. ERIC: Hi, kids. Good to see you. Good to see you. Someone is looking lovely today, Mom. HYDE: What's with you, man? ERIC: I guess a little thing like getting back together with your old gal puts a spring in a man's step. KITTY: You and Donna are back together? That is wonderful! So did you talk things through? ERIC: No. KITTY: Then how do you know you're back together? ERIC [hesitates before answering]: Yeah. We talked things through. HYDE: Talked or grunted? ERIC: Stifle. 12. [Hyde and Eric are in the basement. Jackie and Donna are in Donna's bedroom.] JACKIE & HYDE: So you guys did it? DONNA [to Jackie]: Twice. ERIC [to Hyde]: Five times! HYDE [to Eric]: Nice. JACKIE [to Donna]: Yuck! 13. Eliminated in Round 3 14. Eliminated in Round 2 15. BOB: After I painted Midge's bathroom pink and sprinkled a little lavender water in her toilet like she likes, I went out and got these chocolates. I hope she likes 'em. I guess we'll find out when she comes back, huh? RED: Bob, she … I … aw, Bob, you poor, dumb son of a bitch. 16. RED: These chocolates are for Midge, Bob? They're for Midge? Fine! Let's give 'em to Midge! Here you go, Midge! [He dumps the chocolates into the trash can.] BOB: You're throwing away Midgey's chocolates. RED: And why would I do that, Bob? BOB: 'Cause you're mean! RED: And why else? BOB: She's not coming back, is she? I knew that. 17. RED: Listen, you wanna go get a beer? BOB: Yeah. Yeah. You're a good friend. I might cry. RED: And I might hit you. 18. KITTY [to Fez, who had pinched her butt at the Piggly Wiggly]: Grabbing strange rear ends is no way to meet a nice girl. It's rude, ungentlemanly behavior that will not be appreciated by a woman of class. [She starts to leave but stops at the kitchen door.] And thank you for the compliment. It made my day! [Exits.] 19. FEZ: You know what I just noticed? Mrs. Forman is hot. KELSO: Yeah, she's a cutie. And firm. You know, maybe we should get her a sweater for Christmas. 20. [Jackie sits with Eric in the basement. Hyde sits with Donna in her bedroom.] JACKIE [to Eric]: She actually doesn't want to be with you at all. Isn't that hilarious? HYDE [to Donna]: Yeah, he thinks you're back together. It's really sad. DONNA & ERIC: Hold on. What? 21. Eliminated in Round 1 22. [Jackie sits with Eric in the basement. Hyde sits with Donna in her bedroom.] DONNA [to Hyde]: Eric's gonna be so mad. JACKIE [to Jackie]: Are you mad? ERIC: So mad. HYDE [to Donna]: Yeah, I'm just kidding about the ''do it'' stuff. I'm sorry about your mom. DONNA: Thanks. ERIC [to Jackie]: You know what? That's it. She can't use me like this. I'm going over there to yell at her right now! With yelling! HYDE [to Donna]: Seriously, let's do it right now. 23. ERIC: Okay, listen. You need to tell me what the hell you think you're doing! DONNA: What am I doing? Well, my mom left us, so I'm boxing up her clothes because I can't look at them anymore. I'm sorry for needing you, but I did. So if you have something to say to me, just say it. ERIC: Okay, thank you! I did have something to say, and it was good! But that was before you said your mom stuff and your sad clothes stuff, and now my sex stuff sounds … sucky. 24. ERIC: I'm sorry. Let's just … what, do you need some help or something? DONNA: Yeah, thanks. ERIC [helping Donna sort Midge’s clothes]: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is mine. [He pulls out a pink sweater.] Midge borrowed it, and she never gave it back. I bet my bra's here, too. __________________
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With three votes, we must
to...[Hyde and Eric are in the basement. Jackie and Donna are in Donna's bedroom.] JACKIE & HYDE: So you guys did it? DONNA [to Jackie]: Twice. ERIC [to Hyde]: Five times! HYDE [to Eric]: Nice. JACKIE [to Donna]: Yuck! --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 4 Quotation Survivor! 4x06 “The Relapse” 1. KITTY: Good morning. I have terrible news. RED: Are we out of bacon? KITTY: No. I was outside, and-- RED [to Eric]: Remember that time we were out of bacon? ERIC: Do I? Nearly tore this family apart. 2. KITTY: Listen to me! Midge left Bob. ERIC: Are you sure? I mean, maybe she's just lost in the backyard. 3. KITTY: This is serious. I was up early, and I saw Midge getting into her car with a suitcase. And I said, ''Where are you going, Midge?'' because I'm concerned, not nosy. And she said to me, ''I am leaving Bob, and I am never coming back.'' And I said, ''Okay.'' And then I-I-I laughed like I do when I'm uncomfortable. Ahahahaha! 4. RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food? KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast. RED: I need a good breakfast. KITTY: Well I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart. 5. BOB: I can't believe [Midge] would just take off without even a hint or a warning. DONNA: No warning? Dad, she was always saying, ''I'm unhappy, and I'm gonna leave.'' BOB: Honey, that's just what married people say. 6. KITTY: Eric, I need you to take a casserole to the Pinciottis. So run upstairs and put on a nice, clean shirt and a sport coat. ERIC: What? No. I'm not going over there. Donna and I broke up, and things are weird with us. KITTY: Well, that's too bad. Because I went over there, and Bob's a crier and a hugger. And when you get caught in a crying-Bob hug, there is no escape. And I cannot go back over there! FEZ: I don't know. I like to be hugged by Bob. He makes me feel safe. 7. BOB: Midgey’s been on me for weeks to weed the garden. I'm finally gettin' around to it, so when she comes back, she's gonna see that I did it. RED: You think she's coming back? BOB: Well, why shouldn't she? I did all the right things. We had an open marriage, experimented with drugs. I even threw nudist parties. RED: Yeah, what more could a husband do? 8. ERIC: I'm really sorry about your mom. And, uh … I mean, are you okay? DONNA: I don't know. It's weird. ERIC: Yeah, well, you know … it won't make you feel any better, but for some reason I brought you a casserole. I mean, why is it that every time something bad happens, grown-ups always think you need food? You lost your job? Congratulations, you get a bucket of chicken! 9. KELSO: You know, where we gotta go to get the ladies is the grocery store. FEZ: Oh, the Piggly Wiggly? I love the Piggly Wiggly. They have candy. KELSO: Yeah, and older ladies. FEZ: And candy. KELSO: Yeah, but the important thing is the older ladies! FEZ: And candy. KELSO: All right, Fez. What do you want, the older ladies or the candy? FEZ: Fine, you win. The older ladies. KELSO: Thank you. FEZ: And candy. 10. KITTY: Red, Bob has to grieve so the healing can begin. RED: But, Kitty, then he'll grieve all over me. HYDE: Hey, remember that time Bob ate a bad taco and grieved all inside your car? RED: Thank you. Case closed! 11. ERIC: Hi, kids. Good to see you. Good to see you. Someone is looking lovely today, Mom. HYDE: What's with you, man? ERIC: I guess a little thing like getting back together with your old gal puts a spring in a man's step. KITTY: You and Donna are back together? That is wonderful! So did you talk things through? ERIC: No. KITTY: Then how do you know you're back together? ERIC [hesitates before answering]: Yeah. We talked things through. HYDE: Talked or grunted? ERIC: Stifle. 12. Eliminated in Round 4 13. Eliminated in Round 3 14. Eliminated in Round 2 15. BOB: After I painted Midge's bathroom pink and sprinkled a little lavender water in her toilet like she likes, I went out and got these chocolates. I hope she likes 'em. I guess we'll find out when she comes back, huh? RED: Bob, she … I … aw, Bob, you poor, dumb son of a bitch. 16. RED: These chocolates are for Midge, Bob? They're for Midge? Fine! Let's give 'em to Midge! Here you go, Midge! [He dumps the chocolates into the trash can.] BOB: You're throwing away Midgey's chocolates. RED: And why would I do that, Bob? BOB: 'Cause you're mean! RED: And why else? BOB: She's not coming back, is she? I knew that. 17. RED: Listen, you wanna go get a beer? BOB: Yeah. Yeah. You're a good friend. I might cry. RED: And I might hit you. 18. KITTY [to Fez, who had pinched her butt at the Piggly Wiggly]: Grabbing strange rear ends is no way to meet a nice girl. It's rude, ungentlemanly behavior that will not be appreciated by a woman of class. [She starts to leave but stops at the kitchen door.] And thank you for the compliment. It made my day! [Exits.] 19. FEZ: You know what I just noticed? Mrs. Forman is hot. KELSO: Yeah, she's a cutie. And firm. You know, maybe we should get her a sweater for Christmas. 20. [Jackie sits with Eric in the basement. Hyde sits with Donna in her bedroom.] JACKIE [to Eric]: She actually doesn't want to be with you at all. Isn't that hilarious? HYDE [to Donna]: Yeah, he thinks you're back together. It's really sad. DONNA & ERIC: Hold on. What? 21. Eliminated in Round 1 22. [Jackie sits with Eric in the basement. Hyde sits with Donna in her bedroom.] DONNA [to Hyde]: Eric's gonna be so mad. JACKIE [to Jackie]: Are you mad? ERIC: So mad. HYDE [to Donna]: Yeah, I'm just kidding about the ''do it'' stuff. I'm sorry about your mom. DONNA: Thanks. ERIC [to Jackie]: You know what? That's it. She can't use me like this. I'm going over there to yell at her right now! With yelling! HYDE [to Donna]: Seriously, let's do it right now. 23. ERIC: Okay, listen. You need to tell me what the hell you think you're doing! DONNA: What am I doing? Well, my mom left us, so I'm boxing up her clothes because I can't look at them anymore. I'm sorry for needing you, but I did. So if you have something to say to me, just say it. ERIC: Okay, thank you! I did have something to say, and it was good! But that was before you said your mom stuff and your sad clothes stuff, and now my sex stuff sounds … sucky. 24. ERIC: I'm sorry. Let's just … what, do you need some help or something? DONNA: Yeah, thanks. ERIC [helping Donna sort Midge’s clothes]: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is mine. [He pulls out a pink sweater.] Midge borrowed it, and she never gave it back. I bet my bra's here, too. __________________
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With three votes (including mine), we must
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And I said, ''Okay.'' And then I-I-I laughed like I do when I'm uncomfortable. Ahahahaha! 4. RED: Hey! Where are you going with my food? KITTY: To Bob and Donna. When your wife or mother leaves you, you need a good breakfast. RED: I need a good breakfast. KITTY: Well I didn't leave you. Eat a Pop-Tart. 5. BOB: I can't believe [Midge] would just take off without even a hint or a warning. DONNA: No warning? Dad, she was always saying, ''I'm unhappy, and I'm gonna leave.'' BOB: Honey, that's just what married people say. 6. KITTY: Eric, I need you to take a casserole to the Pinciottis. So run upstairs and put on a nice, clean shirt and a sport coat. ERIC: What? No. I'm not going over there. Donna and I broke up, and things are weird with us. KITTY: Well, that's too bad. Because I went over there, and Bob's a crier and a hugger. And when you get caught in a crying-Bob hug, there is no escape. And I cannot go back over there! FEZ: I don't know. I like to be hugged by Bob. He makes me feel safe. 7. BOB: Midgey’s been on me for weeks to weed the garden. I'm finally gettin' around to it, so when she comes back, she's gonna see that I did it. RED: You think she's coming back? BOB: Well, why shouldn't she? I did all the right things. We had an open marriage, experimented with drugs. I even threw nudist parties. RED: Yeah, what more could a husband do? 8. ERIC: I'm really sorry about your mom. And, uh … I mean, are you okay? DONNA: I don't know. It's weird. ERIC: Yeah, well, you know … it won't make you feel any better, but for some reason I brought you a casserole. I mean, why is it that every time something bad happens, grown-ups always think you need food? You lost your job? Congratulations, you get a bucket of chicken! 9. KELSO: You know, where we gotta go to get the ladies is the grocery store. FEZ: Oh, the Piggly Wiggly? I love the Piggly Wiggly. They have candy. KELSO: Yeah, and older ladies. FEZ: And candy. KELSO: Yeah, but the important thing is the older ladies! FEZ: And candy. KELSO: All right, Fez. What do you want, the older ladies or the candy? FEZ: Fine, you win. The older ladies. KELSO: Thank you. FEZ: And candy. 10. KITTY: Red, Bob has to grieve so the healing can begin. RED: But, Kitty, then he'll grieve all over me. HYDE: Hey, remember that time Bob ate a bad taco and grieved all inside your car? RED: Thank you. Case closed! 11. ERIC: Hi, kids. Good to see you. Good to see you. Someone is looking lovely today, Mom. HYDE: What's with you, man? ERIC: I guess a little thing like getting back together with your old gal puts a spring in a man's step. KITTY: You and Donna are back together? That is wonderful! So did you talk things through? ERIC: No. KITTY: Then how do you know you're back together? ERIC [hesitates before answering]: Yeah. We talked things through. HYDE: Talked or grunted? ERIC: Stifle. 12. Eliminated in Round 4 13. Eliminated in Round 3 14. Eliminated in Round 2 15. BOB: After I painted Midge's bathroom pink and sprinkled a little lavender water in her toilet like she likes, I went out and got these chocolates. I hope she likes 'em. I guess we'll find out when she comes back, huh? RED: Bob, she … I … aw, Bob, you poor, dumb son of a bitch. 16. RED: These chocolates are for Midge, Bob? They're for Midge? Fine! Let's give 'em to Midge! Here you go, Midge! [He dumps the chocolates into the trash can.] BOB: You're throwing away Midgey's chocolates. RED: And why would I do that, Bob? BOB: 'Cause you're mean! RED: And why else? BOB: She's not coming back, is she? I knew that. 17. RED: Listen, you wanna go get a beer? BOB: Yeah. Yeah. You're a good friend. I might cry. RED: And I might hit you. 18. KITTY [to Fez, who had pinched her butt at the Piggly Wiggly]: Grabbing strange rear ends is no way to meet a nice girl. It's rude, ungentlemanly behavior that will not be appreciated by a woman of class. [She starts to leave but stops at the kitchen door.] And thank you for the compliment. It made my day! [Exits.] 19. FEZ: You know what I just noticed? Mrs. Forman is hot. KELSO: Yeah, she's a cutie. And firm. You know, maybe we should get her a sweater for Christmas. 20. Eliminated in Round 5 21. Eliminated in Round 1 22. [Jackie sits with Eric in the basement. Hyde sits with Donna in her bedroom.] DONNA [to Hyde]: Eric's gonna be so mad. JACKIE [to Jackie]: Are you mad? ERIC: So mad. HYDE [to Donna]: Yeah, I'm just kidding about the ''do it'' stuff. I'm sorry about your mom. DONNA: Thanks. ERIC [to Jackie]: You know what? That's it. She can't use me like this. I'm going over there to yell at her right now! With yelling! HYDE [to Donna]: Seriously, let's do it right now. 23. ERIC: Okay, listen. You need to tell me what the hell you think you're doing! DONNA: What am I doing? Well, my mom left us, so I'm boxing up her clothes because I can't look at them anymore. I'm sorry for needing you, but I did. So if you have something to say to me, just say it. ERIC: Okay, thank you! I did have something to say, and it was good! But that was before you said your mom stuff and your sad clothes stuff, and now my sex stuff sounds … sucky. 24. ERIC: I'm sorry. Let's just … what, do you need some help or something? DONNA: Yeah, thanks. ERIC [helping Donna sort Midge’s clothes]: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is mine. [He pulls out a pink sweater.] Midge borrowed it, and she never gave it back. I bet my bra's here, too. __________________
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