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[MistyMountainHop]

TIE!

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[MistyMountainHop]

With three votes, we must to...

Leo: I need you to give me a ride over to my cousin Larry's.
Hyde: I don't have a car, man.
Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended.
Hyde: Why? What'd you do?
Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light.

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!

Episodes 301-325

1.
Red: The problem is, I've been too lenient. So from now on, no more easy-goin', devil-may-care, everybody's-best-friend dad.
Kitty: I'm just -- I'm so very nervous.
Red: I'm cracking down, and I'm cracking down hard. Starting right now, fun-time is over!
Eric: So where was I for fun time?

2.
Kitty: Well, they’re not gonna do anything wrong because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time! So, um, be good and have fun! Do crafts, not drugs!

3.
ELIMINATED IN ROUND 5

4.
Eliminated in Round 6 - TIE

5.
ELIMINATED IN ROUND 8

6.
Eliminated in Round 2

7.
Hyde: According to my calculations -- for repairs to the van -- Jackie, you owe Kelso sixty-five dollars.
Kelso: Ah-hah! Justice!
Hyde: Yeah. And, Kelso, you owe Jackie ... $8265.
Jackie: Ah-hah! Pay up, moocher!
Kelso: Wha -- ? No, no. This is ... that's totally unfair! Hyde, you suck.
Hyde: You could've been a man and forgiven her, but no. You wanted to do the math.

8.
Hyde: I don't like her. She's shallow and rich and mean and bossy. She's everything that I hate.
Kitty: But, Steven, you hate everything.
Hyde: What's that supposed to mean?
Kitty: Well, it means that maybe you like her 'cause ... I kinda think you do.
Hyde: No! How could I like her? Because I don't like her! Because I can't like her! Mrs. Forman, if I like her, shoot me.
Kitty: POW!

9.
Eric: My head hurts.
Red: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

10.
Eliminated in Round 3

11.
Eliminated in Round 10

12.
Eliminated in Round 4 - TIE

13.
Eric: Oh, hey, Dad. Sorry. Didn't see you there.
Red: Well, I guess that's 'cause you were too busy making an ass of yourself.

14.
Eliminated in Round 6 -- TIE

15.
Eliminated in Round 1

16.
Eric: "Hey, I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy-haired robot."
Hyde: "Hey, I'm Forman! I use the same voice to imitate everybody!"

17.
ELIMINATED IN ROUND 9

18.
Kitty: Oh, my. Look at this vision of lovely. Ahahaha! Oh, this is just like when you two were little, and you -- you used to eat pretend-supper. Only now it won't end up with Donna sitting on Eric's head. Ahahahaha! Oh. Oh, Red, let's go.
Red: Kitty, that was just awful.
Kitty: I know. Keep walking.

19.
Kitty: Will Michael's parents be home?
Eric: Yes.
Red: Are they as dumb as he is?
Eric: I can't lie. Yes. Yes, they are.
Red: Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb.

20.
Kitty: Well, you know I love my family. It's just sometimes I want to get in the car and run 'em all over.

21.
Eric: Okay, you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English. Hyde, you insist that this whole thing was a big setup. And I'll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes.

22.
Eliminated in Round 7

23.
Eliminated in Round 4 - TIE

24.
Eric: Hey, Hyde! Welcome to the bachelor life! You know, without Donna, I realized I can revert to my natural state. I’m dirty, I’m lazy, and I don’t wear pants. I’m just like you!
Hyde: No, no. See, I’m an original, a Warhol. You’re just a print.
Eric: Well, those are some pretty strong words coming from a guy wearing pants.

25.
Red: Kitty? Where are the Band-Aids? I cut myself with the hacksaw.
Kitty: Red, you know those things are dangerous.
Red: Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow-going.

26.
Kitty: Red, it's starting. It's starting.
Red: And press record and done! Ah, we are now recording. Two hours from now, we'll be watching Roots.
Kitty: Well, I just … I just don't see why we can't watch it now like normal people.
Red: Kitty, we have a Betamax. We're better than normal people. So, what do you wanna do for the next two hours?
Kitty: Watch Roots.
Red: Hahahaha!
Kitty: Fine. I'm gonna go make some instant pudding, and you can't eat it for two hours.

27.
Red: You bumped into my butt and fell down, and that's how we met?
Kitty: I'm afraid so.
Red: Well, what do you say if Eric ever asks, we go with the I-punched-out-a-Marine story?
Kitty: And I wasn't drinking; I was reading to the blind.
Red: Sounds good.

28.
Kelso: I know a guy who knows a guy. He’ll be here any minute.
Leo: Hey, dudes.
Eric: Leo’s the guy? Kelso, I thought you knew a guy who knew a guy.
Kelso: Yeah, I do.
Eric: But I know Leo.
Kelso: Fine, so you’re the guy!

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[msstock87]

#26

[MistyMountainHop]

With four votes, we must to...

Kitty: Red, it's starting. It's starting.
Red: And press record and done! Ah, we are now recording. Two hours from now, we'll be watching Roots.
Kitty: Well, I just … I just don't see why we can't watch it now like normal people.
Red: Kitty, we have a Betamax. We're better than normal people. So, what do you wanna do for the next two hours?
Kitty: Watch Roots.
Red: Hahahaha!
Kitty: Fine. I'm gonna go make some instant pudding, and you can't eat it for two hours.

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!

Episodes 301-325

1.
Red: The problem is, I've been too lenient. So from now on, no more easy-goin', devil-may-care, everybody's-best-friend dad.
Kitty: I'm just -- I'm so very nervous.
Red: I'm cracking down, and I'm cracking down hard. Starting right now, fun-time is over!
Eric: So where was I for fun time?

2.
Kitty: Well, they’re not gonna do anything wrong because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time! So, um, be good and have fun! Do crafts, not drugs!

3.
ELIMINATED IN ROUND 5

4.
Eliminated in Round 6 - TIE

5.
ELIMINATED IN ROUND 8

6.
Eliminated in Round 2

7.
Hyde: According to my calculations -- for repairs to the van -- Jackie, you owe Kelso sixty-five dollars.
Kelso: Ah-hah! Justice!
Hyde: Yeah. And, Kelso, you owe Jackie ... $8265.
Jackie: Ah-hah! Pay up, moocher!
Kelso: Wha -- ? No, no. This is ... that's totally unfair! Hyde, you suck.
Hyde: You could've been a man and forgiven her, but no. You wanted to do the math.

8.
Hyde: I don't like her. She's shallow and rich and mean and bossy. She's everything that I hate.
Kitty: But, Steven, you hate everything.
Hyde: What's that supposed to mean?
Kitty: Well, it means that maybe you like her 'cause ... I kinda think you do.
Hyde: No! How could I like her? Because I don't like her! Because I can't like her! Mrs. Forman, if I like her, shoot me.
Kitty: POW!

9.
Eric: My head hurts.
Red: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

10.
Eliminated in Round 3

11.
Eliminated in Round 10

12.
Eliminated in Round 4 - TIE

13.
Eric: Oh, hey, Dad. Sorry. Didn't see you there.
Red: Well, I guess that's 'cause you were too busy making an ass of yourself.

14.
Eliminated in Round 6 -- TIE

15.
Eliminated in Round 1

16.
Eric: "Hey, I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy-haired robot."
Hyde: "Hey, I'm Forman! I use the same voice to imitate everybody!"

17.
ELIMINATED IN ROUND 9

18.
Kitty: Oh, my. Look at this vision of lovely. Ahahaha! Oh, this is just like when you two were little, and you -- you used to eat pretend-supper. Only now it won't end up with Donna sitting on Eric's head. Ahahahaha! Oh. Oh, Red, let's go.
Red: Kitty, that was just awful.
Kitty: I know. Keep walking.

19.
Kitty: Will Michael's parents be home?
Eric: Yes.
Red: Are they as dumb as he is?
Eric: I can't lie. Yes. Yes, they are.
Red: Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb.

20.
Kitty: Well, you know I love my family. It's just sometimes I want to get in the car and run 'em all over.

21.
Eric: Okay, you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English. Hyde, you insist that this whole thing was a big setup. And I'll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes.

22.
Eliminated in Round 7

23.
Eliminated in Round 4 - TIE

24.
Eric: Hey, Hyde! Welcome to the bachelor life! You know, without Donna, I realized I can revert to my natural state. I’m dirty, I’m lazy, and I don’t wear pants. I’m just like you!
Hyde: No, no. See, I’m an original, a Warhol. You’re just a print.
Eric: Well, those are some pretty strong words coming from a guy wearing pants.

25.
Red: Kitty? Where are the Band-Aids? I cut myself with the hacksaw.
Kitty: Red, you know those things are dangerous.
Red: Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow-going.

26.
Eliminated in Round 11

27.
Red: You bumped into my butt and fell down, and that's how we met?
Kitty: I'm afraid so.
Red: Well, what do you say if Eric ever asks, we go with the I-punched-out-a-Marine story?
Kitty: And I wasn't drinking; I was reading to the blind.
Red: Sounds good.

28.
Kelso: I know a guy who knows a guy. He’ll be here any minute.
Leo: Hey, dudes.
Eric: Leo’s the guy? Kelso, I thought you knew a guy who knew a guy.
Kelso: Yeah, I do.
Eric: But I know Leo.
Kelso: Fine, so you’re the guy!

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