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WOOFY: Hey, there, kids! I'm Woofy, the Funland dog, and I'm here to make sure that you have fun, fun, fun!
HYDE: Touch me like that again, and you're gonna eat your Alpo through a straw, straw, straw!

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!


402 “Eric’s Depression”

1.
KELSO: We're going to Funland! It's super fun!
KITTY: Oh, Red, remember how we used to take Eric there when he was little?
RED: Remember how I used to get on the roller coaster with him -- and then, just before we took off, I'd jump out and wave good-bye? Boy, did he scream.

2.
Eliminated in Round 1 - TIE

3.
KELSO: Eric, it's not all bad. I mean, think about Bob being your father-in-law. That guy'd be in all your wedding pictures.

4.
Eliminated in Round 1 - TIE

5.
KITTY: I got Eric out of bed. He's on his way down. Now remember: don't say anything about Donna. He'll talk when he's ready.
RED: Okay.

[Eric enters.]

RED: Gee, son, you look like you've just been dumped.

6.
ERIC: I wasn't dumped, okay? We broke up.
RED: Yeah, well, run it off.

7.
ERIC: Okay. Can I go now?
KITTY: No, no, no. Not until you eat. You look like you haven't eaten for a week.
RED: Oh, come on, Kitty. He always looks like that.

8.
KITTY: Red, you should go talk to him.
RED: What? Why me?
KITTY: Because I don't really know how to mend a broken heart. I've never been dumped.
RED: Oh, I don't believe that.
KITTY: Why not?
RED: Well, there are certain things about you that are annoying … that other people might not have been as tolerant of.
KITTY: You're bald!
RED: See? Like that!

9.
JACKIE: Okay, Michael, we have to stay together. Every time we come here you get lost.
KELSO: Damn, Jackie! There's fun around every corner.
JACKIE: Michael, what are the rules?
KELSO: No hitting you from behind with the bumper cars.
JACKIE: And?
KELSO: And no riding the goats at the petting zoo.
JACKIE: And? [He doesn't answer.] We have to stay together, Michael!
KELSO: Fine! [He looks around.] Balloons!
JACKIE: Stay!

10.
Eliminated in Round 3

11.
JACKIE: Okay, guys, we gotta pick a place to meet in case we split up. How about the corner of Fun Street and Fun Boulevard? I mean, that should be easy enough for even Michael to remember. … Michael? [Kelso’s disappeared.] Great. Now we'll never find him.
FEZ: Sure, we will. All we have to do is show people his picture, and they'll help us find him.
HYDE: You have a picture of Kelso in your wallet?
FEZ: Of course. I carry pictures of all my friends.
JACKIE: You're friends with Nipsey Russell?
FEZ: I want to be.

12.
RED: I ever tell you the story about Larry ''No Foot'' Mulligan?
ERIC: Well, I can guess. He had no foot?
RED: Larry was a buddy of mine who lost his foot during the war. And then, on his way back to the States, ol' One Foot -- at that point we were calling him One Foot -- had his ship go down, and a shark ate his other foot. But he made it all the way back home. And do you know what happened to him when he got here?
ERIC: He overcame his handicap and, ironically, became a shoe salesman?
RED: No. His girlfriend dumped him.
ERIC: Well, thank God it had a happy ending.

13.
HYDE: Hey, Fez, check it out. [Hyde shows Fez a T-shirt.]
FEZ: ''Fun University.''
HYDE: Now check out the back.
FEZ: ''F.U.'' I don't get it.
HYDE: F.U., man. F.U.!
FEZ: Oh, right. ''Fu.'' That's a good one.

14.
JACKIE: I tried to look for Michael, but I can't see over the crowd. I wish Donna was here. She's a giant.
FEZ: Don't remind me. I asked her and asked her and asked her to come, and she just kept saying ''Get out of my bathroom, Fez!''

15.
ERIC: I thought we were in love.
RED: Oh, God.
ERIC: And then it all just blows apart. And all that's left is this big hole, you know?
RED: Uh, no, I don't. Oh! But there is a gopher hole out back. And if you shove the hose down and flush him out, I'll stand at the other end and hit him in the head with a shovel.
ERIC: Uh-huh. Just go, Dad.
RED: Thanks. Thank you.

16.
ERIC: Hey.
DONNA: ''Hey''? Is that all you have to say to me?
ERIC: Well, what do you have to say to me?
DONNA: Huh. How about this: Hey.
ERIC: I'm not wrong!
DONNA: You are wrong, you dillhole! [She storms off.]
ERIC: Oh, great. That's nice. That's really mature, double dillhole! [To himself] ''Double dill-hole''?

17.
RED: Oh, jeez! You were outside. You were happy. Why are you back in bed?
ERIC: Well, I guess all that fresh air got me thinking that I'd rather be in bed.

18.
RED [to Eric]: You don't have to worry about that gopher. It's as dead as you and Donna. [He laughs then looks at Eric] Too soon, huh?

19.
JACKIE: I can't believe you two. Poor Michael is lost, and all you've done is gone on rides and have fun. [A woman dressed as a princess walks by.] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! The Funland Princess! [Jackie runs after the woman.]
HYDE: The Funland Princess? I haven't been on that ride yet.

20.
KELSO: So I figured this is the lost and found, and I lost my friends. So they're bound to show up here sooner or later, right? … I miss my friends.
BOY: ''I miss my friends.''
KELSO: What?
BOY: ''What?''
KELSO: Stop it.
BOY: ''Stop it.''
KELSO: Stop copying me!
BOY: ''Stop copying me!''
KELSO: I'm stupid.
BOY: You're stupid.
KELSO: Damn it!

21.
KITTY: What happened here, Red? I thought you were gonna help [Eric].
RED: Kitty, I yelled at him all day. I don't know what else to do.
KITTY: Well, how did you get through your first breakup?
RED: What's to get over? It happened. I took it like a man.

[Flashback to a younger Red.]

YOUNG RED: She was the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, Eloise. Oh, Eloise! [Crying.] My life is over!

[The present.]

RED: Yup. Ahem. Took it like a man.

22.
HYDE: All right. Let's go.
JACKIE: What about Michael?
HYDE: Look, there's been lost dogs who've traveled hundreds of miles to be reunited with their families. Now Kelso is not as smart as that, but I'm sure he can make it the twelve miles back to Forman’s.

23.
Eliminated in Round 2

24.
RED: Listen, I'm gonna give you a few days to pull yourself together. You can stay in bed and sleep. Watch TV. Whatever you need to do.
ERIC: Thank you, Dad. And, you know -- not that it matters -- but Donna didn't dump me. I broke up with her.
RED: Whatever you need to tell yourself to make it better.

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