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T7S Survivor Thread #27: Season Four Quotation Survivor -- Episode 402 "Eric's Depression"
T7S Show Episode Survivor Season 1 Episode Survivor Round 1: That Wrestling Show Round 2: Sunday, Bloody Sunday Round 3: Punk Chick Round 4: A New Hope Round 5: Stolen Car and Grandma's Dead Round 6: Eric's Buddy and Thanksgiving Round 7: Career Day Round 8: The Good Son Round 9: Eric's Burger Job Round 10: That Disco Episode and Hyde Moves In Round 11: Eric's Birthday Round 12: The Best Christmas Ever Round 13: Battle of the Sexists Round 14: Streaking Round 15: The Keg Round 16: Ski Trip and Prom Night Round 17: Drive-In Round 18: The First Date Round 19: The Pill Round 20: That '70s Pilot Winner S1: Water Tower Season 2 Episode Survivor Round 1: Burning Down The House, Red's Gets A Job and Laurie and The Professor Round 2: Holy Crap! Round 3: Jackie Moves On, Velvet Rope and Eric's Stash Round 4: Red Fired Up Round 5: Eric Gets Suspended Round 6: Laurie Moves Out Round 7: Sleepover Round 8: Hunting Round 9: Vanstock Round 10: Red's Birthday Round 11: Kitty and Eric's Night Out and Red's Last Day Round 12: Parents Find Out and Kiss of Death Round 13: Garage Sale Round 14: Moon Over Point Place Round 15: I Love Cake Round 16: Kelso's Serenade and The First Time Round 17: Afterglow Round 18: Cat Fight Club Winner S2: Halloween Season 3 Episode Survivor Round 1: Hyde's Father Round 2: Backstage Pass Round 3: Holy Craps Round 4: Ice Shack Round 5: Hyde's Christmas Rager Round 6: Too Old To Trick or Treat, Too Young To Die Round 7: Roller Disco Round 8: Kitty's Birthday (That's Today?!) Round 9: Radio Daze Round 10: Eric's Drunken Tattoo Round 11: Donna's Panties Round 12: Red Sees Red and Fez Dates Donna Round 13: Romantic Weekend Round 14: The Trials of M. Kelso Round 15: Jackie Bags Hyde and The Promise Ring Round 16: Fez Gets The Girl Round 17: Eric's Naughty No-No Round 18: Who Wants it More and Baby Fever Round 19: Reefer Madness Round 20: Canadian Road Trip Round 21: Eric's Panties Winner S3: Dine and Dash Season 4 Episode Survivor Round 1: Hyde Gets A Girl Round 2: Leo Loves Kitty Round 3: Third Wheel Round 4: Eric's Corvette Caper Round 5: Donna Dates A Kelso Round 6: Red and Stacey Round 7: Donna's Story and That 70s Musical Round 8: Eric's Hot Cousin Round 9: The Forgotten Son Round 10: Eric's False Alarm Round 11: Everybody Loves Casey Round 12: Pinciotti Vs. Forman, Kelso's Career and Love, Wisconsin Style Round 13: The Relapse Round 14: Hyde's Birthday Round 15: Uncomfortable Ball Stuff Round 16: Bye Bye Basement Round 17: Prank Day Round 18: Jackie Says Cheese Round 19: Jackie's Cheese Squeeze Round 20: Eric's Depression Round 21: Tornado Prom Round 22: An Eric Forman Christmas Round 23: Class Picture Winner S4: It's A Wonderful Life Season 5 Episode Survivor Round 1: The Crunge Round 2: The Battle of Evermore Round 3: When The Levee Breaks Round 4: Thank You Round 5: Heart Breaker and Over The Hills And Far Away Round 6: The Girl I Love Round 7: What Is And What Should Never Be Round 8: Ramble On Round 9: You Shook Me Round 10: Hey, Hey What Can I Do? Round 11: Trampled Under Foot and Hot Dog Round 12: Immigrant Song Round 13: Celebration Day Round 14: I Can't Quit You Babe and Misty Mountain Hop Round 15: Your Time Is Gonna Come Round 16: Bring It On Home Round 17: Whole Lotta Love Round 18: No Quarter Round 19: Black Dog Round 20: Nobody's Fault But Mine Round 21: Going To California Winner S5: Babe, I'm Gonna Leave You Season 6 Episode Survivor Round 1: Man With Money, Squeeze Box, and Going Mobile Round 2: 5:15 Round 3: Sally Simpson and Who Are You Round 4: I'm Free Round 5: Young Man Blues Round 6: Substitute Round 7: I'm A Boy Round 8: We're Not Gonna Take It Round 9: The Acid Queen, Happy Jack and A Legal Matter Round 10: The Seeker Round 11: Baby Don't You Do It Round 12: My Wife and Won't Get Fooled Again Round 13: Do You Think It's Alright? and Join Together Round 14: Sparks Round 15: I Can See For Miles Round 16: The Kids Are Alright Round 17: Christmas Winner S6: Magic Bus Season 7 Episode Survivor Round 1: Don't Lie to Me Round 2: Surprise, Surprise Round 3: Mother's Little Helper and On With The Show Round 4: Gimme Shelter Round 5: It's All Over Now Round 6: 2120 So. Michigan Ave Round 7: 2000 Light Years From Home Round 8: Beast of Burden Round 9: It's Only Rock and Roll Round 10: Angie and Take It Or Leave It Round 11: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction Round 12: Let's Spend The Night Together and Winter Round 13: Time Is On My Side Round 14: Short & Curlies Round 15: Rip This Joint Round 16: Who's Been Sleeping Here Round 17: Til The Next Goodbye Round 18: Oh, Baby (We Got A Good Thing Goin') Round 19: Can't You Hear Me Knocking Round 20: You Can't Always Get What You Want Round 21: Down The Road Apiece Winner S7: Street Fighting Man Season 8 Episode Survivor Round 1: Love of My Life Round 2: My Fairy King Round 3: Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy, We Will Rock You, Keep Yourself Alive, That 70s Finale, Spread Your Wings and Leaving Home Ain't Easy Round 4: Good Company, Crazy Little Thing called Love, Stone Cold Crazy, Fun It, Sheer Heart Attack and Son and Daughter Round 5: Somebody to Love, You're My Best Friend and Misfire Round 6: Killer Queen Round 7: Long Away and Sweet Lady Round 8: Who Needs You Winner S8: Bohemian Rhapsody Ultimate Survivor Round 1: Season 8 - Bohemian Rhapsody Round 2: Season 4 - It's A Wonderful Life Round 3: Season 7 - Street Fighting Man Round 4: Season 1 - Water Tower Round 5: Season 2 - Halloween and Season 3 - Dine and Dash Round 6: Season 5 - Babe I'm Gonna Leave You Ultimate Winner: Season 6 - Magic Bus Season Survivor Round 1: Season 8 Round 2: Season 7 Round 3: Season 4 and Season 6 Round 4: Season 1 Round 5: Season 2 Round 6: Season 3 Season Winner: Season 5 Couple Survivor Round 1: Hyde and Samantha Round 2: Jackie and Fez Round 3: Donna and Randy Round 4: Bob and Pam Round 5: Kelso and Angie Round 6: Fez and Laurie Round 7: Donna and Casey Kelso Round 8: Bob and Joanne Round 9: Fez and Rhonda Round 10: Kelso and Brooke Round 11: Fez and Nina Round 12: Fez and Caroline Round 13: Bob and Midge and Kelso and Laurie Round 14: Jackie and Kelso Round 15: Eric and Donna Round 16: Red and Kitty Couple Survivor Winner: Jackie and Hyde Guest Star Survivor Round 1: Megalyn Echikunwoke as Angie Barnett Round 2: Christina Moore as Laurie Forman Round 3: Mary Tyler Moore as Christine St. George and Brooke Shields as Pamela Burkhart Round 4: Wayne Knight as Eric's Angel and Robert Hays as Bud Hyde Round 5: Jessica Simpson as Annette Round 6: Amy Adams as Kat Petterson Round 7: Jenna Fischer as Stacy Wanamaker Round 8: Tim Reid as William Barnett, Joanna Canton as Nina, Roger Daltry as Mr. Wilkinson and Katey Segal as (Gross) Edna Hyde Round 9: Jennifer Lyons as Pam Macy Round 10: Danny Bonaduce as Ricky Round 11: Alyson Hannigan as Suzy Simpson Round 12: Marion Ross as Bernice Forman and Alice Cooper as Himself Round 13: Robert Clendenin as Earl Round 14: Curtis Armstrong as Jerry Thunder Round 15: Samm Levine as Lance Crawford Round 16: Mitch Hedberg as Frank Round 17: James Avery as Officer Kennedy Round 18: Mo Gaffney as Joanne Round 19: Shannon Elizabeth as Brooke Round 20: Betty White as Bea Sigurdson Round 21: Joey Zimmerman as Hyde at 13 Round 22: Paul Connor as Timmy Round 23: Ashley Peldon as Young Kitty Round 24: Richard Karn as Theo Round 25: Fred Willard as Mitch's Dad Round 26: Corey Landis as Young Red Round 27: Billy Dee Williams as Pastor Dan Round 28: Cynthia LaMontagne as Rhonda and Tom Poston as Burt Sigurdson Round 29: Luke Wilson as Casey Kelso, Seth Green as Mitch and Bret Harrison as Charlie Round 30: Jim Gaffigan as Roy Round 31: Allison Munn as Caroline Round 32: Jim Rash as Fenton Guest Star Survivor Winner: Kevin McDonald as Pastor Dave Quotation Survivor Season 1: "Thanksgiving" Eric: Look, it's just that all these things always happen to me. It's like I have bad luck or something. Red: Son, all these bad things don't happen to you because you have bad luck. They happen to you because you're a dumbass. Season 2: "Eric's Stash" Laurie: Ok, Eric, first of all, you were a mistake. Ask Mom and Dad. And second, if I did steal it, I’d tell you to your face, and then I’d steal it more.[/CENTER] Season 3: "Eric's Drunken Tattoo" Red: Kitty? Where are the Band-Aids? I cut myself with the hacksaw. Kitty: Red, you know those things are dangerous. Red: Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow-going. --- With three votes, the winner of the 325 "Promise Ring" survivor is... Kelso: I know a guy who knows a guy. He’ll be here any minute. Leo: Hey, dudes. Eric: Leo’s the guy? Kelso, I thought you knew a guy who knew a guy. Kelso: Yeah, I do. Eric: But I know Leo. Kelso: Fine, so you’re the guy! ---  This next survivor will determine our favorite quotation from season three. The following selections were the winners of the S3 episode quotations survivors. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 4 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! Episodes 301-325 1. Red: The problem is, I've been too lenient. So from now on, no more easy-goin', devil-may-care, everybody's-best-friend dad. Kitty: I'm just -- I'm so very nervous. Red: I'm cracking down, and I'm cracking down hard. Starting right now, fun-time is over! Eric: So where was I for fun time? 2. Kitty: Well, they’re not gonna do anything wrong because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time! So, um, be good and have fun! Do crafts, not drugs! 3. Kitty: Steven's father is in town? Laurie: Yeah, right. Like he even knows who his father is. Red: Eric, you know something about this? Eric: She's a bitch. 4. Fez: You know what would cheer you up? A little trick-or-treating. Hello? Quit bouncing the ball, and let’s do something. Eric: Yeah, you know ... I can’t, Fez. ‘Cause I can’t even look at you. I don’t know whether to throw you out or throw you down and make sweet love to you. Hyde: You know, that says more about you than it does him. 5. Jackie: We're gonna be partners! Skating partners. Hyde: Hey, how about instead -- you hit me in the face with a wrench, and I black out? 6. Laurie: Hey, Kelso. I had a dream about you last night. Kelso: Really? Laurie: Yeah. We were doing stuff, and it was all hot and sweaty. And I just kept screaming your name over and over again: "Tater-nuts! Tater-nuts!" 7. Hyde: According to my calculations -- for repairs to the van -- Jackie, you owe Kelso sixty-five dollars. Kelso: Ah-hah! Justice! Hyde: Yeah. And, Kelso, you owe Jackie ... $8265. Jackie: Ah-hah! Pay up, moocher! Kelso: Wha -- ? No, no. This is ... that's totally unfair! Hyde, you suck. Hyde: You could've been a man and forgiven her, but no. You wanted to do the math. 8. Hyde: I don't like her. She's shallow and rich and mean and bossy. She's everything that I hate. Kitty: But, Steven, you hate everything. Hyde: What's that supposed to mean? Kitty: Well, it means that maybe you like her 'cause ... I kinda think you do. Hyde: No! How could I like her? Because I don't like her! Because I can't like her! Mrs. Forman, if I like her, shoot me. Kitty: POW! 9. Eric: My head hurts. Red: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. 10. Eric: Are you kidding me? I don't get in trouble, and you're giving me a Christmas present? Oh, boy, this is the best Christmas ever! Actually, you know, this really smells. Red: Yeah, those are my shoes from last night. Clean 'em, buff' em, and shine 'em. Ho, ho, ho. dumbass! 11. Leo: I need you to give me a ride over to my cousin Larry's. Hyde: I don't have a car, man. Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended. Hyde: Why? What'd you do? Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 12. Kelso: I just saw a U.F.O.! Hyde: Oh, my God! What an unbelievable coincidence. I was just telling Fez about how dumb you are! 13. Eric: Oh, hey, Dad. Sorry. Didn't see you there. Red: Well, I guess that's 'cause you were too busy making an ass of yourself. 14. Fez: Let's go to the Vineyard. My new lady love, Caroline, works there. Donna: Caroline from the concert? Have you guys gone out again? Fez: No. Eric: So have you guys hung out at school? Fez: No. Jackie: Talked on the phone? Fez: No. Kelso: Have you had any contact with her at all? Fez: No. Hyde: So Caroline's your new lady? Fez: Yes. Hyde: That's great. Fez: Thank you. 15. Fez: Guys, I feel bad about Eric and Donna. Maybe we should figure out a way to help them. Hyde: Sure, we could do that, or ... we could ask ourselves, "How can we make this worse?" 16. Eric: "Hey, I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy-haired robot." Hyde: "Hey, I'm Forman! I use the same voice to imitate everybody!" 17. Kelso: Hey, hey. Check out this article in Boys’ Life. Eric: "The Square Knot: Not Just For Squares"? Kelso: No, this one, about being an astronaut. I think I'm gonna do that. Jackie: Michael, I think there's a prerequisite for being an astronaut. You have to be not dumb. Kelso: N'uh-uh. If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me. Hyde: I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart. 18. Kitty: Oh, my. Look at this vision of lovely. Ahahaha! Oh, this is just like when you two were little, and you -- you used to eat pretend-supper. Only now it won't end up with Donna sitting on Eric's head. Ahahahaha! Oh. Oh, Red, let's go. Red: Kitty, that was just awful. Kitty: I know. Keep walking. 19. Kitty: Will Michael's parents be home? Eric: Yes. Red: Are they as dumb as he is? Eric: I can't lie. Yes. Yes, they are. Red: Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb. 20. Kitty: Well, you know I love my family. It's just sometimes I want to get in the car and run 'em all over. 21. Eric: Okay, you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English. Hyde, you insist that this whole thing was a big setup. And I'll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes. 22. Eric: Okay, so did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie were not completely ... average? Like, you know, they were way, way above average? Hyde: Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're below average. You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor girl likes you for your personality. 23. Kitty: Okay, now, I have work assignments for everyone. Red, you’re selling raffle tickets. Red: I’m your man. Kitty: Don’t yell at the costumers. Red: I’m kinda your man. Kitty: And smile. Red: You need another man. 24. Eric: Hey, Hyde! Welcome to the bachelor life! You know, without Donna, I realized I can revert to my natural state. I’m dirty, I’m lazy, and I don’t wear pants. I’m just like you! Hyde: No, no. See, I’m an original, a Warhol. You’re just a print. Eric: Well, those are some pretty strong words coming from a guy wearing pants. 25. Red: Kitty? Where are the Band-Aids? I cut myself with the hacksaw. Kitty: Red, you know those things are dangerous. Red: Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow-going. 26. Kitty: Red, it's starting. It's starting. Red: And press record and done! Ah, we are now recording. Two hours from now, we'll be watching Roots. Kitty: Well, I just … I just don't see why we can't watch it now like normal people. Red: Kitty, we have a Betamax. We're better than normal people. So, what do you wanna do for the next two hours? Kitty: Watch Roots. Red: Hahahaha! Kitty: Fine. I'm gonna go make some instant pudding, and you can't eat it for two hours. 27. Red: You bumped into my butt and fell down, and that's how we met? Kitty: I'm afraid so. Red: Well, what do you say if Eric ever asks, we go with the I-punched-out-a-Marine story? Kitty: And I wasn't drinking; I was reading to the blind. Red: Sounds good. 28. Kelso: I know a guy who knows a guy. He’ll be here any minute. Leo: Hey, dudes. Eric: Leo’s the guy? Kelso, I thought you knew a guy who knew a guy. Kelso: Yeah, I do. Eric: But I know Leo. Kelso: Fine, so you’re the guy! __________________
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 to...Fez: Guys, I feel bad about Eric and Donna. Maybe we should figure out a way to help them. Hyde: Sure, we could do that, or ... we could ask ourselves, "How can we make this worse?" --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 4 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! Episodes 301-325 1. Red: The problem is, I've been too lenient. So from now on, no more easy-goin', devil-may-care, everybody's-best-friend dad. Kitty: I'm just -- I'm so very nervous. Red: I'm cracking down, and I'm cracking down hard. Starting right now, fun-time is over! Eric: So where was I for fun time? 2. Kitty: Well, they’re not gonna do anything wrong because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time! So, um, be good and have fun! Do crafts, not drugs! 3. Kitty: Steven's father is in town? Laurie: Yeah, right. Like he even knows who his father is. Red: Eric, you know something about this? Eric: She's a bitch. 4. Fez: You know what would cheer you up? A little trick-or-treating. Hello? Quit bouncing the ball, and let’s do something. Eric: Yeah, you know ... I can’t, Fez. ‘Cause I can’t even look at you. I don’t know whether to throw you out or throw you down and make sweet love to you. Hyde: You know, that says more about you than it does him. 5. Jackie: We're gonna be partners! Skating partners. Hyde: Hey, how about instead -- you hit me in the face with a wrench, and I black out? 6. Laurie: Hey, Kelso. I had a dream about you last night. Kelso: Really? Laurie: Yeah. We were doing stuff, and it was all hot and sweaty. And I just kept screaming your name over and over again: "Tater-nuts! Tater-nuts!" 7. Hyde: According to my calculations -- for repairs to the van -- Jackie, you owe Kelso sixty-five dollars. Kelso: Ah-hah! Justice! Hyde: Yeah. And, Kelso, you owe Jackie ... $8265. Jackie: Ah-hah! Pay up, moocher! Kelso: Wha -- ? No, no. This is ... that's totally unfair! Hyde, you suck. Hyde: You could've been a man and forgiven her, but no. You wanted to do the math. 8. Hyde: I don't like her. She's shallow and rich and mean and bossy. She's everything that I hate. Kitty: But, Steven, you hate everything. Hyde: What's that supposed to mean? Kitty: Well, it means that maybe you like her 'cause ... I kinda think you do. Hyde: No! How could I like her? Because I don't like her! Because I can't like her! Mrs. Forman, if I like her, shoot me. Kitty: POW! 9. Eric: My head hurts. Red: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. 10. Eric: Are you kidding me? I don't get in trouble, and you're giving me a Christmas present? Oh, boy, this is the best Christmas ever! Actually, you know, this really smells. Red: Yeah, those are my shoes from last night. Clean 'em, buff' em, and shine 'em. Ho, ho, ho. dumbass! 11. Leo: I need you to give me a ride over to my cousin Larry's. Hyde: I don't have a car, man. Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended. Hyde: Why? What'd you do? Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 12. Kelso: I just saw a U.F.O.! Hyde: Oh, my God! What an unbelievable coincidence. I was just telling Fez about how dumb you are! 13. Eric: Oh, hey, Dad. Sorry. Didn't see you there. Red: Well, I guess that's 'cause you were too busy making an ass of yourself. 14. Fez: Let's go to the Vineyard. My new lady love, Caroline, works there. Donna: Caroline from the concert? Have you guys gone out again? Fez: No. Eric: So have you guys hung out at school? Fez: No. Jackie: Talked on the phone? Fez: No. Kelso: Have you had any contact with her at all? Fez: No. Hyde: So Caroline's your new lady? Fez: Yes. Hyde: That's great. Fez: Thank you. 15. Eliminated in Round 1 16. Eric: "Hey, I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy-haired robot." Hyde: "Hey, I'm Forman! I use the same voice to imitate everybody!" 17. Kelso: Hey, hey. Check out this article in Boys’ Life. Eric: "The Square Knot: Not Just For Squares"? Kelso: No, this one, about being an astronaut. I think I'm gonna do that. Jackie: Michael, I think there's a prerequisite for being an astronaut. You have to be not dumb. Kelso: N'uh-uh. If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me. Hyde: I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart. 18. Kitty: Oh, my. Look at this vision of lovely. Ahahaha! Oh, this is just like when you two were little, and you -- you used to eat pretend-supper. Only now it won't end up with Donna sitting on Eric's head. Ahahahaha! Oh. Oh, Red, let's go. Red: Kitty, that was just awful. Kitty: I know. Keep walking. 19. Kitty: Will Michael's parents be home? Eric: Yes. Red: Are they as dumb as he is? Eric: I can't lie. Yes. Yes, they are. Red: Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb. 20. Kitty: Well, you know I love my family. It's just sometimes I want to get in the car and run 'em all over. 21. Eric: Okay, you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English. Hyde, you insist that this whole thing was a big setup. And I'll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes. 22. Eric: Okay, so did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie were not completely ... average? Like, you know, they were way, way above average? Hyde: Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're below average. You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor girl likes you for your personality. 23. Kitty: Okay, now, I have work assignments for everyone. Red, you’re selling raffle tickets. Red: I’m your man. Kitty: Don’t yell at the costumers. Red: I’m kinda your man. Kitty: And smile. Red: You need another man. 24. Eric: Hey, Hyde! Welcome to the bachelor life! You know, without Donna, I realized I can revert to my natural state. I’m dirty, I’m lazy, and I don’t wear pants. I’m just like you! Hyde: No, no. See, I’m an original, a Warhol. You’re just a print. Eric: Well, those are some pretty strong words coming from a guy wearing pants. 25. Red: Kitty? Where are the Band-Aids? I cut myself with the hacksaw. Kitty: Red, you know those things are dangerous. Red: Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow-going. 26. Kitty: Red, it's starting. It's starting. Red: And press record and done! Ah, we are now recording. Two hours from now, we'll be watching Roots. Kitty: Well, I just … I just don't see why we can't watch it now like normal people. Red: Kitty, we have a Betamax. We're better than normal people. So, what do you wanna do for the next two hours? Kitty: Watch Roots. Red: Hahahaha! Kitty: Fine. I'm gonna go make some instant pudding, and you can't eat it for two hours. 27. Red: You bumped into my butt and fell down, and that's how we met? Kitty: I'm afraid so. 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to...Laurie: Hey, Kelso. I had a dream about you last night. Kelso: Really? Laurie: Yeah. We were doing stuff, and it was all hot and sweaty. And I just kept screaming your name over and over again: "Tater-nuts! Tater-nuts!" --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 4 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! Episodes 301-325 1. Red: The problem is, I've been too lenient. So from now on, no more easy-goin', devil-may-care, everybody's-best-friend dad. Kitty: I'm just -- I'm so very nervous. Red: I'm cracking down, and I'm cracking down hard. Starting right now, fun-time is over! Eric: So where was I for fun time? 2. Kitty: Well, they’re not gonna do anything wrong because I brought a box of activities to occupy their time! So, um, be good and have fun! Do crafts, not drugs! 3. Kitty: Steven's father is in town? Laurie: Yeah, right. Like he even knows who his father is. Red: Eric, you know something about this? Eric: She's a bitch. 4. Fez: You know what would cheer you up? A little trick-or-treating. Hello? Quit bouncing the ball, and let’s do something. Eric: Yeah, you know ... I can’t, Fez. ‘Cause I can’t even look at you. I don’t know whether to throw you out or throw you down and make sweet love to you. Hyde: You know, that says more about you than it does him. 5. Jackie: We're gonna be partners! Skating partners. Hyde: Hey, how about instead -- you hit me in the face with a wrench, and I black out? 6. Eliminated in Round 2 7. Hyde: According to my calculations -- for repairs to the van -- Jackie, you owe Kelso sixty-five dollars. Kelso: Ah-hah! Justice! Hyde: Yeah. And, Kelso, you owe Jackie ... $8265. Jackie: Ah-hah! Pay up, moocher! Kelso: Wha -- ? No, no. This is ... that's totally unfair! Hyde, you suck. Hyde: You could've been a man and forgiven her, but no. You wanted to do the math. 8. Hyde: I don't like her. She's shallow and rich and mean and bossy. She's everything that I hate. Kitty: But, Steven, you hate everything. Hyde: What's that supposed to mean? Kitty: Well, it means that maybe you like her 'cause ... I kinda think you do. Hyde: No! How could I like her? Because I don't like her! Because I can't like her! Mrs. Forman, if I like her, shoot me. Kitty: POW! 9. Eric: My head hurts. Red: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity. 10. Eric: Are you kidding me? I don't get in trouble, and you're giving me a Christmas present? Oh, boy, this is the best Christmas ever! Actually, you know, this really smells. Red: Yeah, those are my shoes from last night. Clean 'em, buff' em, and shine 'em. Ho, ho, ho. dumbass! 11. Leo: I need you to give me a ride over to my cousin Larry's. Hyde: I don't have a car, man. Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended. Hyde: Why? What'd you do? Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 12. Kelso: I just saw a U.F.O.! Hyde: Oh, my God! What an unbelievable coincidence. I was just telling Fez about how dumb you are! 13. Eric: Oh, hey, Dad. Sorry. Didn't see you there. Red: Well, I guess that's 'cause you were too busy making an ass of yourself. 14. Fez: Let's go to the Vineyard. My new lady love, Caroline, works there. Donna: Caroline from the concert? Have you guys gone out again? Fez: No. Eric: So have you guys hung out at school? Fez: No. Jackie: Talked on the phone? Fez: No. Kelso: Have you had any contact with her at all? Fez: No. Hyde: So Caroline's your new lady? Fez: Yes. Hyde: That's great. Fez: Thank you. 15. Eliminated in Round 1 16. Eric: "Hey, I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy-haired robot." Hyde: "Hey, I'm Forman! I use the same voice to imitate everybody!" 17. Kelso: Hey, hey. Check out this article in Boys’ Life. Eric: "The Square Knot: Not Just For Squares"? Kelso: No, this one, about being an astronaut. I think I'm gonna do that. Jackie: Michael, I think there's a prerequisite for being an astronaut. You have to be not dumb. Kelso: N'uh-uh. If they can send a monkey into space, they can send me. Hyde: I don't know. Monkeys are pretty smart. 18. Kitty: Oh, my. Look at this vision of lovely. Ahahaha! Oh, this is just like when you two were little, and you -- you used to eat pretend-supper. Only now it won't end up with Donna sitting on Eric's head. Ahahahaha! Oh. Oh, Red, let's go. Red: Kitty, that was just awful. Kitty: I know. Keep walking. 19. Kitty: Will Michael's parents be home? Eric: Yes. Red: Are they as dumb as he is? Eric: I can't lie. Yes. Yes, they are. Red: Right answer. That was a trick question. I know they're dumb. 20. Kitty: Well, you know I love my family. It's just sometimes I want to get in the car and run 'em all over. 21. Eric: Okay, you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English. Hyde, you insist that this whole thing was a big setup. And I'll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes. 22. Eric: Okay, so did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie were not completely ... average? Like, you know, they were way, way above average? Hyde: Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're below average. You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor girl likes you for your personality. 23. Kitty: Okay, now, I have work assignments for everyone. Red, you’re selling raffle tickets. Red: I’m your man. Kitty: Don’t yell at the costumers. Red: I’m kinda your man. Kitty: And smile. Red: You need another man. 24. Eric: Hey, Hyde! Welcome to the bachelor life! You know, without Donna, I realized I can revert to my natural state. I’m dirty, I’m lazy, and I don’t wear pants. I’m just like you! Hyde: No, no. See, I’m an original, a Warhol. You’re just a print. Eric: Well, those are some pretty strong words coming from a guy wearing pants. 25. Red: Kitty? Where are the Band-Aids? I cut myself with the hacksaw. Kitty: Red, you know those things are dangerous. Red: Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow-going. 26. Kitty: Red, it's starting. It's starting. Red: And press record and done! Ah, we are now recording. Two hours from now, we'll be watching Roots. Kitty: Well, I just … I just don't see why we can't watch it now like normal people. Red: Kitty, we have a Betamax. We're better than normal people. So, what do you wanna do for the next two hours? Kitty: Watch Roots. Red: Hahahaha! Kitty: Fine. I'm gonna go make some instant pudding, and you can't eat it for two hours. 27. Red: You bumped into my butt and fell down, and that's how we met? Kitty: I'm afraid so. Red: Well, what do you say if Eric ever asks, we go with the I-punched-out-a-Marine story? Kitty: And I wasn't drinking; I was reading to the blind. 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