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With four votes, we must to...

Kitty: Red, you know I’m trying to get more involved with the church, so he is coming!
Red: But if Pastor Dave comes over for dinner tonight, we’ll never get rid of him. He’ll just go on and on about how great God is.
Kitty: Well, He is!

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!


322 "ERIC'S DRUNKER TATOO"

1.
Eric: What are you doing?
Donna: Oh, just writing in my journal.
Eric: You mean, like in Star Trek? "Captain’s Log, Stardate: 1978. God, I’m ... so hot. My beautiful red hair ... and
giant jugs ... seem to ... attract all life-forms."
Donna: Oh, my God -- Eric, that was exactly what I was writing!

2.
Donna: I’ll go make us some popcorn and get us some sodas.
Eric: "My…beautifully-sculpted hind corners ... flounce downstairs ... to…procure…nourishment."
Donna: Shut up!

3.
Donna: Did you read my journal?
Eric: What journal?
Donna: You know, my, “Captain’s Log”?
Eric: No! Oh -- no! I was, uh ... I was ... looking through your underwear drawer. Yeah, I know. That’s why I look so guilty. Because, you know, I was, uh ... taking out your underwear and stroking it against my skin. I can’t stay away from your underwear. That’s my curse.

4.
Red: Kitty? Where are the Band-Aids? I cut myself with the hacksaw.
Kitty: Red, you know those things are dangerous.
Red: Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow-going.

5.
Eliminated in Round 3

6.
Jackie: He said, “Jackie, this isn’t going to work.” What if Michael secretly wants to break up with me? I need to get him to sleep again! What if his subconscious mind knows something his conscious mind doesn’t?
Donna: Well, let’s hope so, Jackie.

7.
Eliminated in Round 2

8.
Pastor Dave: Hey, you know who I really love?
Red: Jesus?
Pastor Dave: Yes, but I was going to say…Vince Lombardi.
Red: You’re a Packer man?
Pastor Dave: Are you kidding? I bleed cheese!

9.
Kitty: Red, this night is not about football. This night is about company.
Red: But [Pastor Dave] wants to watch the Packer report. Kitty, the man spends his life doing the Lord’s work. You would deny that man this simple pleasure? Well, God have mercy on your soul.

10.
Leo: You boys know I don’t allow alcohol in my house. So you’ll just have to drink saké instead.
Fez: Saké-it to me, Leo!
Hyde: Fez! Don’t start with the saké jokes.
Fez: Oh put a sake in it.

11.
Eric: Well, this would be fun if I wasn’t so miserable.
Hyde: Forman, we’re lucky to be sitting here, drinking these allegedly alcoholic drinks, but no one wants to hear you bitch about Donna all day.
Eric: Don’t worry about it, Hyde. I don’t feel like talking about Donna all day.

[Five drinks later...]

Eric: Ya see, the thing about Donna is...
Hyde: Here we go.

12.
Eric: [Donna] acts like everything is all cool, ok? And then, all of a sudden, I’m no Steven Tyler!
Fez: Oh, Eric, give it up for heaven’s saké.
Leo: You’re still the king, man!

13.
Eric: Man, I thought we were past the phase where [Donna and I] had to impress each other.
Hyde: You are. Now you’re in the she-dumps-you-for-a-biker-with-a-wicked-tattoo phase. The most entertaining of all phases.

14.
Eric: Oh, my God -- that's it!A tattoo is dangerous! There’s a place next to the liquor store! I could go get one right
now!
Leo: No way, man! We’re not going to let you go to a sleazy tattoo parlor and spend money on something that you’ll regret for the rest of your life. I’ll tattoo you for free, man! I’m pretty sure I used to do this for a living.

15.
Eric: How cool am I? Tattooing my girlfriend’s name. How’s that for dangerous?
Leo: I think Debbie is really going to like this.
Eric: Wait, Debbie? No. Donna!
Leo: Right. No problem. ... I can fix it.
Eric: Wait -- fix what?
Leo: Relax. Debbie will never notice.

16.
Fez: You know what you should get? Boobs. Big boobs on your butt.
Hyde: That’s classy.
Leo: Hey, I can turn the Bs into boobs.
Eric: Wait, what Bs?
Leo: Like in your girlfriend, Debbie?
Eric: It’s DONNA!
Leo: Oh, right. I can fix that.

17.
Eliminated in Round 1

18.
Kitty: Red, don’t you think it’s time for your little friend to go home?
Red: Kitty, I’m just being sociable like you asked. Just being a good host.
Kitty: Oh, sure. All good hosts feed their guests Band-Aids.
Red: It was one band-aid! Don’t exaggerate.

19.
Pastor Dave: So are you trying to tell me you fed me a Band-Aid?
Kitty: Well, to be honest, Red fed you the Band-Aid.
Pastor Dave: How did this happen?
Kitty: Red, why don’t you diagram it for him with peanuts?

20.
Red: Look, Dave, I’m real sorry. I didn’t realize how sick a Band-Aid would make you.
Pastor Dave: Well, thank you for your belated honesty. But the doctor said I had food poisoning from an under-cooked sausage.
Red: Food poisoning? Why, that’s Kitty’s department.
Kitty: I have never under-cooked a sausage in my life! I have a system. It’s fool-proof!
Red [smugly]: Kitty, we all make mistakes.
Kitty: I ... Vince Lombardi is overrated! That’s right! He is overrated!
Red: Ignore her! She’s hysterical!

21.
Donna: Eric, What the hell? Did you just kick my door?

22.
Eric: I got a tattoo -- guess where. ... On my butt.
Donna: Why?
Eric: Why? 'Cause I’m dangerous, lady!

23.
Donna: Eric, I want you to be honest with me -- and I promise I won’t get mad. Did you read my journal?
Eric: Um, yeah!
Donna: YOU SNEAKY LITTLE DILLHOLE!

24.
Eric: You know who’s sneaky? People who go around…writing their feelings down instead of telling their boyfriends what they really feel. So you know what? I’m not sorry. [Donna looks at him angrily.] I'm so sorry!

25.
Donna: Fine, you wanna know how I feel? I’ll tell you how I feel. [Reads from her journal.] “Today at lunch, I was looking at Eric when he didn’t even know it. And I just couldn’t believe how much I love him and how lucky I am to be with him.” Why couldn’t you read that page?
Eric: Because ... you came back?

26.
Eric: Okay, I think I’m gonna go now.
Donna: Well, wait. Take off your pants.
Eric: Really? All right!
Donna: No! To show me your tattoo.
Eric: I knew that!

27.
Eric: I think you’re really going to like [my tattoo]. But just don’t get mad if it says ... Debbie.
Donna: Woodstock.
Eric: It says Woodstock?
Donna: No, it’s a picture of Snoopy’s friend Woodstock. You have a little yellow bird on your ass!

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With four votes, we must to...

Pastor Dave: Hey, you know who I really love?
Red: Jesus?
Pastor Dave: Yes, but I was going to say…Vince Lombardi.
Red: You’re a Packer man?
Pastor Dave: Are you kidding? I bleed cheese!

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!


322 "ERIC'S DRUNKER TATOO"

1.
Eric: What are you doing?
Donna: Oh, just writing in my journal.
Eric: You mean, like in Star Trek? "Captain’s Log, Stardate: 1978. God, I’m ... so hot. My beautiful red hair ... and
giant jugs ... seem to ... attract all life-forms."
Donna: Oh, my God -- Eric, that was exactly what I was writing!

2.
Donna: I’ll go make us some popcorn and get us some sodas.
Eric: "My…beautifully-sculpted hind corners ... flounce downstairs ... to…procure…nourishment."
Donna: Shut up!

3.
Donna: Did you read my journal?
Eric: What journal?
Donna: You know, my, “Captain’s Log”?
Eric: No! Oh -- no! I was, uh ... I was ... looking through your underwear drawer. Yeah, I know. That’s why I look so guilty. Because, you know, I was, uh ... taking out your underwear and stroking it against my skin. I can’t stay away from your underwear. That’s my curse.

4.
Red: Kitty? Where are the Band-Aids? I cut myself with the hacksaw.
Kitty: Red, you know those things are dangerous.
Red: Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow-going.

5.
Eliminated in Round 3

6.
Jackie: He said, “Jackie, this isn’t going to work.” What if Michael secretly wants to break up with me? I need to get him to sleep again! What if his subconscious mind knows something his conscious mind doesn’t?
Donna: Well, let’s hope so, Jackie.

7.
Eliminated in Round 2

8.
Eliminated in Round 4

9.
Kitty: Red, this night is not about football. This night is about company.
Red: But [Pastor Dave] wants to watch the Packer report. Kitty, the man spends his life doing the Lord’s work. You would deny that man this simple pleasure? Well, God have mercy on your soul.

10.
Leo: You boys know I don’t allow alcohol in my house. So you’ll just have to drink saké instead.
Fez: Saké-it to me, Leo!
Hyde: Fez! Don’t start with the saké jokes.
Fez: Oh put a sake in it.

11.
Eric: Well, this would be fun if I wasn’t so miserable.
Hyde: Forman, we’re lucky to be sitting here, drinking these allegedly alcoholic drinks, but no one wants to hear you bitch about Donna all day.
Eric: Don’t worry about it, Hyde. I don’t feel like talking about Donna all day.

[Five drinks later...]

Eric: Ya see, the thing about Donna is...
Hyde: Here we go.

12.
Eric: [Donna] acts like everything is all cool, ok? And then, all of a sudden, I’m no Steven Tyler!
Fez: Oh, Eric, give it up for heaven’s saké.
Leo: You’re still the king, man!

13.
Eric: Man, I thought we were past the phase where [Donna and I] had to impress each other.
Hyde: You are. Now you’re in the she-dumps-you-for-a-biker-with-a-wicked-tattoo phase. The most entertaining of all phases.

14.
Eric: Oh, my God -- that's it!A tattoo is dangerous! There’s a place next to the liquor store! I could go get one right
now!
Leo: No way, man! We’re not going to let you go to a sleazy tattoo parlor and spend money on something that you’ll regret for the rest of your life. I’ll tattoo you for free, man! I’m pretty sure I used to do this for a living.

15.
Eric: How cool am I? Tattooing my girlfriend’s name. How’s that for dangerous?
Leo: I think Debbie is really going to like this.
Eric: Wait, Debbie? No. Donna!
Leo: Right. No problem. ... I can fix it.
Eric: Wait -- fix what?
Leo: Relax. Debbie will never notice.

16.
Fez: You know what you should get? Boobs. Big boobs on your butt.
Hyde: That’s classy.
Leo: Hey, I can turn the Bs into boobs.
Eric: Wait, what Bs?
Leo: Like in your girlfriend, Debbie?
Eric: It’s DONNA!
Leo: Oh, right. I can fix that.

17.
Eliminated in Round 1

18.
Kitty: Red, don’t you think it’s time for your little friend to go home?
Red: Kitty, I’m just being sociable like you asked. Just being a good host.
Kitty: Oh, sure. All good hosts feed their guests Band-Aids.
Red: It was one band-aid! Don’t exaggerate.

19.
Pastor Dave: So are you trying to tell me you fed me a Band-Aid?
Kitty: Well, to be honest, Red fed you the Band-Aid.
Pastor Dave: How did this happen?
Kitty: Red, why don’t you diagram it for him with peanuts?

20.
Red: Look, Dave, I’m real sorry. I didn’t realize how sick a Band-Aid would make you.
Pastor Dave: Well, thank you for your belated honesty. But the doctor said I had food poisoning from an under-cooked sausage.
Red: Food poisoning? Why, that’s Kitty’s department.
Kitty: I have never under-cooked a sausage in my life! I have a system. It’s fool-proof!
Red [smugly]: Kitty, we all make mistakes.
Kitty: I ... Vince Lombardi is overrated! That’s right! He is overrated!
Red: Ignore her! She’s hysterical!

21.
Donna: Eric, What the hell? Did you just kick my door?

22.
Eric: I got a tattoo -- guess where. ... On my butt.
Donna: Why?
Eric: Why? 'Cause I’m dangerous, lady!

23.
Donna: Eric, I want you to be honest with me -- and I promise I won’t get mad. Did you read my journal?
Eric: Um, yeah!
Donna: YOU SNEAKY LITTLE DILLHOLE!

24.
Eric: You know who’s sneaky? People who go around…writing their feelings down instead of telling their boyfriends what they really feel. So you know what? I’m not sorry. [Donna looks at him angrily.] I'm so sorry!

25.
Donna: Fine, you wanna know how I feel? I’ll tell you how I feel. [Reads from her journal.] “Today at lunch, I was looking at Eric when he didn’t even know it. And I just couldn’t believe how much I love him and how lucky I am to be with him.” Why couldn’t you read that page?
Eric: Because ... you came back?

26.
Eric: Okay, I think I’m gonna go now.
Donna: Well, wait. Take off your pants.
Eric: Really? All right!
Donna: No! To show me your tattoo.
Eric: I knew that!

27.
Eric: I think you’re really going to like [my tattoo]. But just don’t get mad if it says ... Debbie.
Donna: Woodstock.
Eric: It says Woodstock?
Donna: No, it’s a picture of Snoopy’s friend Woodstock. You have a little yellow bird on your ass!

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With three votes, we must to...

Eric: I got a tattoo -- guess where. ... On my butt.
Donna: Why?
Eric: Why? 'Cause I’m dangerous, lady!

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!


322 "ERIC'S DRUNKER TATOO"

1.
Eric: What are you doing?
Donna: Oh, just writing in my journal.
Eric: You mean, like in Star Trek? "Captain’s Log, Stardate: 1978. God, I’m ... so hot. My beautiful red hair ... and
giant jugs ... seem to ... attract all life-forms."
Donna: Oh, my God -- Eric, that was exactly what I was writing!

2.
Donna: I’ll go make us some popcorn and get us some sodas.
Eric: "My…beautifully-sculpted hind corners ... flounce downstairs ... to…procure…nourishment."
Donna: Shut up!

3.
Donna: Did you read my journal?
Eric: What journal?
Donna: You know, my, “Captain’s Log”?
Eric: No! Oh -- no! I was, uh ... I was ... looking through your underwear drawer. Yeah, I know. That’s why I look so guilty. Because, you know, I was, uh ... taking out your underwear and stroking it against my skin. I can’t stay away from your underwear. That’s my curse.

4.
Red: Kitty? Where are the Band-Aids? I cut myself with the hacksaw.
Kitty: Red, you know those things are dangerous.
Red: Well, I tried cutting the metal pipe with a flower, but it was real slow-going.

5.
Eliminated in Round 3

6.
Jackie: He said, “Jackie, this isn’t going to work.” What if Michael secretly wants to break up with me? I need to get him to sleep again! What if his subconscious mind knows something his conscious mind doesn’t?
Donna: Well, let’s hope so, Jackie.

7.
Eliminated in Round 2

8.
Eliminated in Round 4

9.
Kitty: Red, this night is not about football. This night is about company.
Red: But [Pastor Dave] wants to watch the Packer report. Kitty, the man spends his life doing the Lord’s work. You would deny that man this simple pleasure? Well, God have mercy on your soul.

10.
Leo: You boys know I don’t allow alcohol in my house. So you’ll just have to drink saké instead.
Fez: Saké-it to me, Leo!
Hyde: Fez! Don’t start with the saké jokes.
Fez: Oh, put a sake in it.

11.
Eric: Well, this would be fun if I wasn’t so miserable.
Hyde: Forman, we’re lucky to be sitting here, drinking these allegedly alcoholic drinks, but no one wants to hear you bitch about Donna all day.
Eric: Don’t worry about it, Hyde. I don’t feel like talking about Donna all day.

[Five drinks later...]

Eric: Ya see, the thing about Donna is...
Hyde: Here we go.

12.
Eric: [Donna] acts like everything is all cool, ok? And then, all of a sudden, I’m no Steven Tyler!
Fez: Oh, Eric, give it up for heaven’s saké.
Leo: You’re still the king, man!

13.
Eric: Man, I thought we were past the phase where [Donna and I] had to impress each other.
Hyde: You are. Now you’re in the she-dumps-you-for-a-biker-with-a-wicked-tattoo phase. The most entertaining of all phases.

14.
Eric: Oh, my God -- that's it!A tattoo is dangerous! There’s a place next to the liquor store! I could go get one right
now!
Leo: No way, man! We’re not going to let you go to a sleazy tattoo parlor and spend money on something that you’ll regret for the rest of your life. I’ll tattoo you for free, man! I’m pretty sure I used to do this for a living.

15.
Eric: How cool am I? Tattooing my girlfriend’s name. How’s that for dangerous?
Leo: I think Debbie is really going to like this.
Eric: Wait, Debbie? No. Donna!
Leo: Right. No problem. ... I can fix it.
Eric: Wait -- fix what?
Leo: Relax. Debbie will never notice.

16.
Fez: You know what you should get? Boobs. Big boobs on your butt.
Hyde: That’s classy.
Leo: Hey, I can turn the Bs into boobs.
Eric: Wait, what Bs?
Leo: Like in your girlfriend, Debbie?
Eric: It’s DONNA!
Leo: Oh, right. I can fix that.

17.
Eliminated in Round 1

18.
Kitty: Red, don’t you think it’s time for your little friend to go home?
Red: Kitty, I’m just being sociable like you asked. Just being a good host.
Kitty: Oh, sure. All good hosts feed their guests Band-Aids.
Red: It was one band-aid! Don’t exaggerate.

19.
Pastor Dave: So are you trying to tell me you fed me a Band-Aid?
Kitty: Well, to be honest, Red fed you the Band-Aid.
Pastor Dave: How did this happen?
Kitty: Red, why don’t you diagram it for him with peanuts?

20.
Red: Look, Dave, I’m real sorry. I didn’t realize how sick a Band-Aid would make you.
Pastor Dave: Well, thank you for your belated honesty. But the doctor said I had food poisoning from an under-cooked sausage.
Red: Food poisoning? Why, that’s Kitty’s department.
Kitty: I have never under-cooked a sausage in my life! I have a system. It’s fool-proof!
Red [smugly]: Kitty, we all make mistakes.
Kitty: I ... Vince Lombardi is overrated! That’s right! He is overrated!
Red: Ignore her! She’s hysterical!

21.
Donna: Eric, What the hell? Did you just kick my door?

22.
Eliminated in Round 5

23.
Donna: Eric, I want you to be honest with me -- and I promise I won’t get mad. Did you read my journal?
Eric: Um, yeah!
Donna: YOU SNEAKY LITTLE DILLHOLE!

24.
Eric: You know who’s sneaky? People who go around…writing their feelings down instead of telling their boyfriends what they really feel. So you know what? I’m not sorry. [Donna looks at him angrily.] I'm so sorry!

25.
Donna: Fine, you wanna know how I feel? I’ll tell you how I feel. [Reads from her journal.] “Today at lunch, I was looking at Eric when he didn’t even know it. And I just couldn’t believe how much I love him and how lucky I am to be with him.” Why couldn’t you read that page?
Eric: Because ... you came back?

26.
Eric: Okay, I think I’m gonna go now.
Donna: Well, wait. Take off your pants.
Eric: Really? All right!
Donna: No! To show me your tattoo.
Eric: I knew that!

27.
Eric: I think you’re really going to like [my tattoo]. But just don’t get mad if it says ... Debbie.
Donna: Woodstock.
Eric: It says Woodstock?
Donna: No, it’s a picture of Snoopy’s friend Woodstock. You have a little yellow bird on your ass!

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Who will put the final nail in number eleven's coffin?