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With four votes, we must
 to...KELSO: [Cheating's] not that bad 'cause, technically, we’re in the basement of the Lord. And I’ll bet he never comes down here. HYDE: Yeah, good point. Besides, what old lady wants Rock’em, Sock’em Robots or Pop Rocks or Super Balls? KELSO: Yeah, if you give the elderly Pop Rocks, they could get all foamy and stroke out! HYDE: So we’re helping. KELSO: We’re helping. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 4 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! 320 "Holy Craps!" 1. KITTY: Now, as you all know, I’m…stuck in a rut. And, uh, really I just need to get out and, uh, experience new things! ERIC: Mom, I think you should-- KITTY: And…I want your support -- which, by the way, I always give you, Mr. I-Want-To-Be-A-Jazz-Guitarist. 2. RED: Eric, if your mother wants you and Archie and Jughead, here, to help her, then you’re going to help her. HYDE (to Kelso): You’re Jughead. KELSO: You’re Jughead. HYDE: You’re so Jughead it’s not even debatable. KELSO: You are so -- (Hyde punches him.) AHH! RED: Steven, stop hitting Jughead. HYDE: See? 3. RED: Hey! This is important to [Kitty]. And we should support her for this. You guys will help out. KITTY: Why, thank you, Red ... and you’re coming, too. RED: Oh, no, Kitty. I, uh, I have a meeting -- (Kitty glares at him) with you ... at church. 4. CAROLINE: No, Fez. See, Bazooka Joe wanted to see time fly, so Morpheus pushed a clock out the window. So time flew! Get it? FEZ: Did the clock break? CAROLINE: You know, I don’t know. But that’s really not the point. FEZ: That’s still a pretty big waste of a clock. 5. DONNA: I really like Caroline. JACKIE: Me, too. She’s nice! HYDE: For a psycho. FEZ: Hyde! Take that back! HYDE (imitating a balloon deflating): SSSSSSS-psycho. FEZ: You are a gifted mime, but that hurts. 6. ERIC: Hey, guys, you know who was crazy? This camp counselor I once had. He used to make you do turbo sit-ups. But he’d put a towel over your face, so when you went to the sit up he’d-- DONNA: Pull the towel away and make you put your face in his butt! ERIC: Donna! You stole the funny part. DONNA: Well, Eric, I’ve heard it, like, eight times. ... Okay, I’m sorry. Tell the story again. ... I’ll laugh! ERIC: But it’ll be fake though, right? DONNA: Oh, yeah. 7. KITTY: Okay, now, I have work assignments for everyone. Red, you’re selling raffle tickets. RED: I’m your man. KITTY: Don’t yell at the costumers. RED: I’m kinda your man. KITTY: And smile. RED: You need another man. 8. KITTY: Eric, I thought you could run the cake-walk! ERIC: Sure, what’s cake-walk? RED: It’s cake ... and walking. What are you on, dope? 9. PASTOR DAVE: Hiya, gang! ERIC, KELSO, & HYDE (apathetically): Hi, Pastor Dave. PASTOR DAVE: Say, God’s Magic Circle -- that sounds like an Eric Clapton song…doesn’t it kids? ERIC, KELSO, & HYDE (apathetically): Yes, Pastor Dave. PASTOR DAVE: Rock on, kids! ERIC, KELSO, & HYDE (apathetically): Rock on, Pastor Dave. 10. ERIC: Okay, congratulations, Ed. You win a chocolate cake. ED: But I’m allergic to chocolate. ERIC: Why're you in the cake walk, then, Ed? ED: I thought this was the line for the bathroom. 11. PASTOR DAVE: I have to go check out the Last Supper bake sale. Free cupcakes to anyone who doesn’t deny the Lord! 12. KELSO: Oh, my God! It’s Rock’em, Sock’em Robots. They’re the most technologically advanced of all the plastic, spring-loaded boxing robots. HYDE: Who knows, maybe we’ll get lucky. KELSO: Or we could cheat. HYDE: Kelso, man, you’re willing to cheat in the house of the Lord? You’re coming along nicely. 13. Eliminated in Round 1 14. GLEN: Yeah, I was dating the hottest looking girl in school. Thought I had it made. ERIC: So, what happened? GLEN: I don’t know, really. One day we just realized she had heard all of my stories, and I had heard all of her stories. And, well, that’s when she stopped being nice and started eating. ERIC: Oh, God -- Donna eats! 15. CAROLINE: So, what does Cosmo say about me? I’m a Gemini. DONNA: Let’s see. Okay, The Twins: two people trapped in one body. So you’re, like, a split personality. CAROLINE: If you ever say that again, I’ll kill you! (Donna and Jackie stare at her.) Guys, I’m just kidding! I’m psycho, remember? Woo-hoo! DONNA: Wow, that was, uh ... that was really good. I almost wet myself. 16. CAROLINE: You kissed Fez? JACKIE: Oh, my God -- it was nothing. He had this stupid crush on me. CAROLINE (shrieking): Shut up! If either of you ever touch my boyfriend, I will hunt you down like animals, understand? DONNA: You’re kidding, right? CAROLINE: "You’re kidding, right?" I will scratch your big dumb eyes out ... (she curls her fingers into claws) got it? (She leaves.) DONNA: Oh, my God! JACKIE: I know! Her nails are beautiful! 17. KITTY: Are you all right? PASTOR DAVE: Well, I ran out of underwear, and I’m wearing my swimsuit. ... I’ve said too much. 18. FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED ERIC: Oh, hey, did I ever tell you-- FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED DONNA: Heard it! Who ate the last doughnut? FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED ERIC: I did. FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED DONNA: Son of a bitch. FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED ERIC: Well, you ate the first eleven! FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED DONNA: Oh, shut up! FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED ERIC: No I won’t. I weigh eighty pounds! Look at you! And do you know why I’m bald? My body is eating it’s own hair! 19. ERIC: Hey, Mom, I have some bad news for you: for every one doughnut I get, Donna gets eleven. Storm’s a-brewin'. 20. KITTY: I ask for one day of help, and this is what I get? ERIC Uh ... yeah. KITTY: Oh, wonderful. I started in God’s Magic Circle and ended up in Satan’s Evil Square! I can’t believe any of you can walk into a church without bursting into flames! 21. ERIC: Hi, Mom! We’re sorry! RED: Very sorry! ERIC: Welcome home! RED: I love you so much! KITTY: Okay, you know what? Just stop. I’m not mad at you. RED: You’re not? KITTY: No. On my way home -- dreaming about marrying some other guy and having his children -- I realized that this is all my fault. ERIC: All right! RED: Wait, this may be a trap. 22. KITTY: I shouldn’t have forced you to come with me when all I really wanted was to do something for myself. RED: Look, Kitty, I’m sorry. And if there’s anything you want to do, you should do it if it makes you happy. And we’ll support you by ... not going with you. Would that be good? KITTY: Yes. Thank youl Red. 23. CAROLINE: Touch Fez and die! FEZ: What are you doing? These are my friends! CAROLINE: Oh, really? Well did they shoplift thirty-dollars' worth of indelible markers and write your name over every inch of their room? Every inch! Did they? FEZ: Um ... did you guys do that? JACKIE & DONNA: No! 24. FEZ (to Caroline): Yes, [Donna and I] are freaky for each other. [i](To Donna)[i] Please, tell her. Please! DONNA: What if she tries to kill me? FEZ: You’re a giant. You can take her. __________________
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With four votes (including mine), we must
to...KITTY: Are you all right? PASTOR DAVE: Well, I ran out of underwear, and I’m wearing my swimsuit. ... I’ve said too much. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 4 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! 320 "Holy Craps!" 1. KITTY: Now, as you all know, I’m…stuck in a rut. And, uh, really I just need to get out and, uh, experience new things! ERIC: Mom, I think you should-- KITTY: And…I want your support -- which, by the way, I always give you, Mr. I-Want-To-Be-A-Jazz-Guitarist. 2. RED: Eric, if your mother wants you and Archie and Jughead, here, to help her, then you’re going to help her. HYDE (to Kelso): You’re Jughead. KELSO: You’re Jughead. HYDE: You’re so Jughead it’s not even debatable. KELSO: You are so -- (Hyde punches him.) AHH! RED: Steven, stop hitting Jughead. HYDE: See? 3. RED: Hey! This is important to [Kitty]. And we should support her for this. You guys will help out. KITTY: Why, thank you, Red ... and you’re coming, too. RED: Oh, no, Kitty. I, uh, I have a meeting -- (Kitty glares at him) with you ... at church. 4. CAROLINE: No, Fez. See, Bazooka Joe wanted to see time fly, so Morpheus pushed a clock out the window. So time flew! Get it? FEZ: Did the clock break? CAROLINE: You know, I don’t know. But that’s really not the point. FEZ: That’s still a pretty big waste of a clock. 5. DONNA: I really like Caroline. JACKIE: Me, too. She’s nice! HYDE: For a psycho. FEZ: Hyde! Take that back! HYDE (imitating a balloon deflating): SSSSSSS-psycho. FEZ: You are a gifted mime, but that hurts. 6. ERIC: Hey, guys, you know who was crazy? This camp counselor I once had. He used to make you do turbo sit-ups. But he’d put a towel over your face, so when you went to the sit up he’d-- DONNA: Pull the towel away and make you put your face in his butt! ERIC: Donna! You stole the funny part. DONNA: Well, Eric, I’ve heard it, like, eight times. ... Okay, I’m sorry. Tell the story again. ... I’ll laugh! ERIC: But it’ll be fake though, right? DONNA: Oh, yeah. 7. KITTY: Okay, now, I have work assignments for everyone. Red, you’re selling raffle tickets. RED: I’m your man. KITTY: Don’t yell at the costumers. RED: I’m kinda your man. KITTY: And smile. RED: You need another man. 8. KITTY: Eric, I thought you could run the cake-walk! ERIC: Sure, what’s cake-walk? RED: It’s cake ... and walking. What are you on, dope? 9. PASTOR DAVE: Hiya, gang! ERIC, KELSO, & HYDE (apathetically): Hi, Pastor Dave. PASTOR DAVE: Say, God’s Magic Circle -- that sounds like an Eric Clapton song…doesn’t it kids? ERIC, KELSO, & HYDE (apathetically): Yes, Pastor Dave. PASTOR DAVE: Rock on, kids! ERIC, KELSO, & HYDE (apathetically): Rock on, Pastor Dave. 10. ERIC: Okay, congratulations, Ed. You win a chocolate cake. ED: But I’m allergic to chocolate. ERIC: Why're you in the cake walk, then, Ed? ED: I thought this was the line for the bathroom. 11. PASTOR DAVE: I have to go check out the Last Supper bake sale. Free cupcakes to anyone who doesn’t deny the Lord! 12. KELSO: Oh, my God! It’s Rock’em, Sock’em Robots. They’re the most technologically advanced of all the plastic, spring-loaded boxing robots. HYDE: Who knows, maybe we’ll get lucky. KELSO: Or we could cheat. HYDE: Kelso, man, you’re willing to cheat in the house of the Lord? You’re coming along nicely. 13. Eliminated in Round 1 14. GLEN: Yeah, I was dating the hottest looking girl in school. Thought I had it made. ERIC: So, what happened? GLEN: I don’t know, really. One day we just realized she had heard all of my stories, and I had heard all of her stories. And, well, that’s when she stopped being nice and started eating. ERIC: Oh, God -- Donna eats! 15. CAROLINE: So, what does Cosmo say about me? I’m a Gemini. DONNA: Let’s see. Okay, The Twins: two people trapped in one body. So you’re, like, a split personality. CAROLINE: If you ever say that again, I’ll kill you! (Donna and Jackie stare at her.) Guys, I’m just kidding! I’m psycho, remember? Woo-hoo! DONNA: Wow, that was, uh ... that was really good. I almost wet myself. 16. CAROLINE: You kissed Fez? JACKIE: Oh, my God -- it was nothing. He had this stupid crush on me. CAROLINE (shrieking): Shut up! If either of you ever touch my boyfriend, I will hunt you down like animals, understand? DONNA: You’re kidding, right? CAROLINE: "You’re kidding, right?" I will scratch your big dumb eyes out ... (she curls her fingers into claws) got it? (She leaves.) DONNA: Oh, my God! JACKIE: I know! Her nails are beautiful! 17. Eliminated in Round 2 18. FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED ERIC: Oh, hey, did I ever tell you-- FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED DONNA: Heard it! Who ate the last doughnut? FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED ERIC: I did. FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED DONNA: Son of a bitch. FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED ERIC: Well, you ate the first eleven! FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED DONNA: Oh, shut up! FANTASY, MIDDLE-AGED ERIC: No I won’t. I weigh eighty pounds! Look at you! And do you know why I’m bald? My body is eating it’s own hair! 19. ERIC: Hey, Mom, I have some bad news for you: for every one doughnut I get, Donna gets eleven. Storm’s a-brewin'. 20. KITTY: I ask for one day of help, and this is what I get? ERIC Uh ... yeah. KITTY: Oh, wonderful. I started in God’s Magic Circle and ended up in Satan’s Evil Square! I can’t believe any of you can walk into a church without bursting into flames! 21. ERIC: Hi, Mom! We’re sorry! RED: Very sorry! ERIC: Welcome home! RED: I love you so much! KITTY: Okay, you know what? Just stop. I’m not mad at you. RED: You’re not? KITTY: No. On my way home -- dreaming about marrying some other guy and having his children -- I realized that this is all my fault. ERIC: All right! RED: Wait, this may be a trap. 22. KITTY: I shouldn’t have forced you to come with me when all I really wanted was to do something for myself. RED: Look, Kitty, I’m sorry. And if there’s anything you want to do, you should do it if it makes you happy. And we’ll support you by ... not going with you. Would that be good? KITTY: Yes. Thank youl Red. 23. CAROLINE: Touch Fez and die! FEZ: What are you doing? These are my friends! CAROLINE: Oh, really? Well did they shoplift thirty-dollars' worth of indelible markers and write your name over every inch of their room? Every inch! Did they? FEZ: Um ... did you guys do that? JACKIE & DONNA: No! 24. FEZ (to Caroline): Yes, [Donna and I] are freaky for each other. [i](To Donna)[i] Please, tell her. Please! DONNA: What if she tries to kill me? FEZ: You’re a giant. You can take her. __________________
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Interesting.
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