[msstock87]

#23

[alyak0807]

Originally Posted by MistyMountainHop (View Post) Aw, I like #1, but the crowd has spoken.

I liked it too.

#23

[MistyMountainHop]

I'm noticing a Jackie/Kelso quotation-eliminating trend here.

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With four votes (including mine), we must to...

JACKIE: Michael, now I know I can honestly trust you with all my heart.
KELSO: Um ... Jackie, Donna told me about the test. So I knew what was going on, and I didn't say anything. So maybe I don't deserve to be with you because that wasn't very honest of me.
JACKIE: But telling me that was.
KELSO: Damn. You're right. So you'll take me back?
JACKIE: Yeah, Michael.
KELSO: I love you, Jackie Burkhart.
JACKIE: I love you too, Michael Kelso.

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 4 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off.

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!

318 "The Trials of Michael Kelso"

1.
Eliminated in Round 3

2.
KELSO: You're so pretty you don't even need to know math.
JACKIE: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.
ERIC: Steven, you're so pretty you don't need to know nothin'.
HYDE: That's good 'cause I'm stupid.

3.
Eliminated in Round 1

4.
Eliminated in Round 2

5.
JACKIE: Look, I need to know that [Michael's] really changed. I need to test him somehow.
DONNA: I agree.
JACKIE: You do?
DONNA: Absolutely. If you get back with Kelso, you better have him tested.

6.
JACKIE: Okay, I want to see if Michael is ready to be in a healthy, adult relationship, so I've come up with five psychological tests.
DONNA: Damn, Jackie -- he can't even spell "psychological".

7.
JACKIE: Look, besides, [Michael] only has to get three out of five -- and the first test is on maturity.
KELSO [running in]: Oh, man. So we're trying to get the paint off of Fez's butt, right? So I started to spray lighter fluid on it. And Fez gets all mad, right? And then he started chasing me, but he had his pants around his ankles. So then he tripped and fell, and I think he hurt himself, but I don't know 'cause I was, like, out of there. So what's going on with you guys?

8.
JACKIE: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going to high-end cosmetics, and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
DONNA: Stop telling everybody that.

9.
JACKIE: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
KELSO: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
JACKIE: Ooh, a doctor? That's so mature.
KELSO: Or ... a rodeo clown.

10.
KITTY: Oh, wait. Bob didn't invite you [to the party]?
RED: No, but thanks for the heads-up. I'll be sure to avoid him.
KITTY: Huh. Midge didn't invite me either. But I'm sure they're having a party. I saw them bring a keg and a lot of chairs into the house.
RED: Well, you don't know that they're having a party. Bob's out of work. The two of them might be starting some weirdo church. You know, the kind of church where you, uh, sit around on chairs and drink beer.

11.
DONNA: You've already failed two tests, and you're about to fail the third. That egg is a test of your parenting ability.
KELSO: So what you're saying is if I break that egg, then I fail the test and lose Jackie, the girl I love more than anything in the world? Hyde, give me the egg.
HYDE: Okay, catch. [He smashes the egg into the back wall.] Whoops. I mean ... heheheheh!

12.
ERIC: Okay, you guys, let's do this for Fez.
FEZ: Finally, my butt cheeks will be avenged.

13.
ERIC: Crap! The janitor locked us in.
HYDE: Yup. No good deed goes unpunished.
ERIC: Oh, my God. How could this get any worse?
FEZ: Okay, guys, we have twenty seconds until the cherry bomb in the toilet goes off.

14.
KITTY: Oh, I just can't believe Midge would do this after all the years we've been friends. She took the cheese puffs.
RED: All the cheese puffs? What the hell? I wanted some of those.
KITTY: Red, this isn't about the cheese puffs.
RED: Well, maybe not for you. They're so light and fluffy.


15.
KITTY: This is all your fault.
RED: What?
KITTY: You're always mean to them. Now you've driven them away. I hope you're happy.
RED: Actually, Kitty, I am happy. Them not inviting us to the party is not the end of the world. In fact, it's the start of a beautiful new world. A world where we don't get invited to the Pinciottis'.

16.
FEZ: Look at us, locked in a locker room. Oh, the irony is not lost on me. Why do you mock us, Fate?

17.
FEZ: Why did I put a cherry bomb in the toilet? It doesn't smell like cherries at all.

18.
ERIC: Yeah, Fez. It's one thing to root for a football team, but to confuse the Point Place Vikings with a sense of personal identity? That's just ... relaxing. [Laughing] We're all gonna die tomorrow.

19.
Eliminated in Round 4

20.
JACKIE: So, Michael, are you saying that you would not love me if I didn't have a luscious, full-bodied head of hair?
KELSO: Oh! No, Jackie. I would love you even more. You know, I would shave off my hair and paste it to your head.

21.
KITTY: You're naked. You have no clothes on. Why don't you have any clothes on?
BOB: Well, we're having a nudist party with our fellow nudists. We're, uh, nudists.
KITTY: And we're not. Ahahahaha! So you didn't invite us ... so thank you. Come on, Red. Let's go.
RED: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Kitty. What are you saying? You really wanted to attend this party.
KITTY: Stop it, Red.
RED: No, no, no, no. Now get in there and have yourself a good old naked time, huh? Who knows? They might play Twister. Could be fun.

22.
ERIC: Okay, you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English. Hyde, you insist that this whole thing was a big setup. And I'll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes.

23.
Eliminated in Round 5

24.
DONNA: What the hell happened to you guys?
ERIC: We got beaten up.
HYDE: By men.
ERIC: By big, strong men.
FEZ: Hey, guys, as I was getting beaten I think I got to second base.

[rishik5]

#20

[MistyMountainHop]

#17 - 1
#20 - 1

[Grazzhopper]

#17 - 2
#20 - 1

[YoursToHold]

#17 - 3
#20 - 1

[msstock87]

#20

[MistyMountainHop]

Interesting. I'll give this another day.

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#17 - 3
#20 - 2

[Wickedgreen16]

#17

[alyak0807]

#17

[hanselnext]

#17

[MistyMountainHop]

With six votes, we must to...

FEZ: Why did I put a cherry bomb in the toilet? It doesn't smell like cherries at all.

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 4 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off.

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!

318 "The Trials of Michael Kelso"

1.
Eliminated in Round 3

2.
KELSO: You're so pretty you don't even need to know math.
JACKIE: That's so weird. I was just thinking the same thing.
ERIC: Steven, you're so pretty you don't need to know nothin'.
HYDE: That's good 'cause I'm stupid.

3.
Eliminated in Round 1

4.
Eliminated in Round 2

5.
JACKIE: Look, I need to know that [Michael's] really changed. I need to test him somehow.
DONNA: I agree.
JACKIE: You do?
DONNA: Absolutely. If you get back with Kelso, you better have him tested.

6.
JACKIE: Okay, I want to see if Michael is ready to be in a healthy, adult relationship, so I've come up with five psychological tests.
DONNA: Damn, Jackie -- he can't even spell "psychological".

7.
JACKIE: Look, besides, [Michael] only has to get three out of five -- and the first test is on maturity.
KELSO [running in]: Oh, man. So we're trying to get the paint off of Fez's butt, right? So I started to spray lighter fluid on it. And Fez gets all mad, right? And then he started chasing me, but he had his pants around his ankles. So then he tripped and fell, and I think he hurt himself, but I don't know 'cause I was, like, out of there. So what's going on with you guys?

8.
JACKIE: Donna and I were discussing our careers. I'm going to high-end cosmetics, and Donna thinks she'll make a great lumberjack.
DONNA: Stop telling everybody that.

9.
JACKIE: So what kind of career do you see yourself in?
KELSO: Okay, well, I was considering becoming a doctor.
JACKIE: Ooh, a doctor? That's so mature.
KELSO: Or ... a rodeo clown.

10.
KITTY: Oh, wait. Bob didn't invite you [to the party]?
RED: No, but thanks for the heads-up. I'll be sure to avoid him.
KITTY: Huh. Midge didn't invite me either. But I'm sure they're having a party. I saw them bring a keg and a lot of chairs into the house.
RED: Well, you don't know that they're having a party. Bob's out of work. The two of them might be starting some weirdo church. You know, the kind of church where you, uh, sit around on chairs and drink beer.

11.
DONNA: You've already failed two tests, and you're about to fail the third. That egg is a test of your parenting ability.
KELSO: So what you're saying is if I break that egg, then I fail the test and lose Jackie, the girl I love more than anything in the world? Hyde, give me the egg.
HYDE: Okay, catch. [He smashes the egg into the back wall.] Whoops. I mean ... heheheheh!

12.
ERIC: Okay, you guys, let's do this for Fez.
FEZ: Finally, my butt cheeks will be avenged.

13.
ERIC: Crap! The janitor locked us in.
HYDE: Yup. No good deed goes unpunished.
ERIC: Oh, my God. How could this get any worse?
FEZ: Okay, guys, we have twenty seconds until the cherry bomb in the toilet goes off.

14.
KITTY: Oh, I just can't believe Midge would do this after all the years we've been friends. She took the cheese puffs.
RED: All the cheese puffs? What the hell? I wanted some of those.
KITTY: Red, this isn't about the cheese puffs.
RED: Well, maybe not for you. They're so light and fluffy.


15.
KITTY: This is all your fault.
RED: What?
KITTY: You're always mean to them. Now you've driven them away. I hope you're happy.
RED: Actually, Kitty, I am happy. Them not inviting us to the party is not the end of the world. In fact, it's the start of a beautiful new world. A world where we don't get invited to the Pinciottis'.

16.
FEZ: Look at us, locked in a locker room. Oh, the irony is not lost on me. Why do you mock us, Fate?

17.
Eliminated in Round 6

18.
ERIC: Yeah, Fez. It's one thing to root for a football team, but to confuse the Point Place Vikings with a sense of personal identity? That's just ... relaxing. [Laughing] We're all gonna die tomorrow.

19.
Eliminated in Round 4

20.
JACKIE: So, Michael, are you saying that you would not love me if I didn't have a luscious, full-bodied head of hair?
KELSO: Oh! No, Jackie. I would love you even more. You know, I would shave off my hair and paste it to your head.

21.
KITTY: You're naked. You have no clothes on. Why don't you have any clothes on?
BOB: Well, we're having a nudist party with our fellow nudists. We're, uh, nudists.
KITTY: And we're not. Ahahahaha! So you didn't invite us ... so thank you. Come on, Red. Let's go.
RED: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Kitty. What are you saying? You really wanted to attend this party.
KITTY: Stop it, Red.
RED: No, no, no, no. Now get in there and have yourself a good old naked time, huh? Who knows? They might play Twister. Could be fun.

22.
ERIC: Okay, you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken English. Hyde, you insist that this whole thing was a big setup. And I'll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes.

23.
Eliminated in Round 5

24.
DONNA: What the hell happened to you guys?
ERIC: We got beaten up.
HYDE: By men.
ERIC: By big, strong men.
FEZ: Hey, guys, as I was getting beaten I think I got to second base.

[YoursToHold]

#18

[Wickedgreen16]

#12