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 Every once in a while I like to live out my inner troll by messing with votes...__________________
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With three votes, we must
 to...CAROLINE: Oh, hi, Fez. FEZ: So, hey, listen, just, uh -- just curious. Um ... do you sometimes choke yourself? CAROLINE: Yeah. But I only do it because I love you more than anything in the world. FEZ: Okay, I'm good with that. I'll get you a soda, lover. Don't forget to breathe while I'm gone. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 4 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! 317 Kitty's Birthday --- 1. Eliminated in Round 1 2. Eliminated in Round 8 3. Eliminated in Round 2 4. Eliminated in Round 4 5. Eliminated in Round 3 6. Eliminated in Round 6 7. JACKIE: You know, Michael, I'm really enjoying our time together. KELSO: Really? Me, too. JACKIE: Yeah, you know, the makeup, shopping, braiding each other's hair -- you are like the girlfriend I never had. KELSO: Oh. Well, thanks, Jackie. I ... wait. Girlfriend? JACKIE: Yeah. I mean, Donna's nice and everything, but she kinda dresses like a trucker. 8. KITTY: The Waltons. Now, there's a grateful family. RED: Mmm. KITTY: And, boy, did they love their mother. ERIC: Oh, great. I think I've got athlete's foot. KITTY: I'm -- I'm going to bed. 9. RED: Where'd your mother go? ERIC: To bed. Man, what's wrong with her anyway? RED: Oh, who knows? She's been moody all day. Let me see the TV Guide. Let's see ... what day is it? Ah, it's the 13th. Yeah, it seems to me I was supposed to do something on the 13th. Oh, good Lord! You forgot your mother's birthday! ERIC: Oh, no. Dad, this is bad. This is very, very bad. RED: All right. Don't start gettin' all twitchy. Now, we gotta think. Let's watch CHiPs and think. 10. CAROLINE: So, Fez is really nice, huh? HYDE: Yeah, Fez is a good guy. CAROLINE: Yeah. You know, sometimes when I'm trying to sleep at night, I think about how much it would hurt if he ever left me. And then I say, "Fez would never leave me." But then I say, "We've only been going out for a short time. Maybe he would leave me." So, then, I hold my breath until my lungs are about to explode because that's how much I think it would hurt if he ever did leave me. And then when I regain consciousness, I start breathing again, and everything's fine. Oops. There's my house. Thanks! Bye! 11. ERIC: Here, Mom. Open this one first. It's from me. KITTY: Well, thank you, honey. Oh, a map of Wisconsin. Oh, well, thank you. ERIC: And, Mom, I got you these balloons, too. KITTY: "Knock out the knock-knocks at Schiffy's Gas-N-Go." Huh. RED: Wait, Kitty, there's more! KITTY: A funnel. RED: 'Cause I know how much you like to pour things. 12. KITTY: Well, um ... either these gifts are really thoughtful, or you bought a bunch of crap at the gas station! RED: What? KITTY: Oh, admit it, Red Forman. You forgot my birthday. ERIC: Quick, Dad, give her the lighter. 13. RED: Look, Kitty, I'm sorry. But it's just ... well, marking the calendar is your responsibility. ERIC: Oh. Dad, no. 14. RED: Ah, good morning, sunshine. So, what's for breakfast? KITTY: A funnel. 15. Eliminated in Round 7 16. FEZ: Um, guys, can we go inside? I'm freezing my choo-choos off. ERIC: No way. I'm not going in there. I forgot my mom's birthday. HYDE: Really? 'Cause I remembered your mom's birthday. ERIC: If you remembered, why didn't you tell me? HYDE: How would that be funny? 17. FEZ: I don't ever have to worry about forgetting Caroline's birthday. She wrote it on my arm with permanent marker. Isn't she sweet? HYDE: More like psycho. FEZ: What are you doing calling my girlfriend psycho? HYDE: I'm sorry, Fez, did I say psycho? I meantnut bag, headcase, wackadoo. She chokes herself, man. FEZ: Well, Hyde, maybe -- maybe you should -- maybe you should choke yourself! Good day. HYDE: Fez-- FEZ: I said, "Good day!" 18. KELSO: Man, what fun is it being a girlfriend if you don't even have your own boobs to play with? 19. KITTY: Well, you know I love my family. It's just sometimes I want to get in the car and run 'em all over. 20. DONNA: No, Mrs. Forman, you have every right to be mad. In fact, you should be madder. You're, like, the best mom in the world. KITTY: Yeah! Thank you, Donna. I just wish my own family would say that once in a while. [Looks at what Donna's eating.] Oh, sweetie, that's not your breakfast, is it? DONNA: Yeah. KITTY: Oh. Hahahahah! Why don't you just let me make you some nice waffles instead? DONNA: Oh, cool. I love frozen waffles. KITTY: Oh, honey. No, no, no, no. I make my waffles from scratch. DONNA: Those bastards! 21. Eliminated in Round 5 22. Eliminated in Round 9 23. KITTY: I can't believe we're finally square dancing. Oh, this is so much fun. RED: It looks like Hee-Haw puked in here. KITTY: Come on, honey, let's dance. ERIC: Oh, my God. This is awful. DONNA: She made me waffles. Now promenade, you son of a bitch! __________________
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#10 - 2 --- Another tie!  __________________
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#10 - 3 Lulu to the rescue! __________________
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Always to the rescue!
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With three votes, we must
to...CAROLINE: So, Fez is really nice, huh? HYDE: Yeah, Fez is a good guy. CAROLINE: Yeah. You know, sometimes when I'm trying to sleep at night, I think about how much it would hurt if he ever left me. And then I say, "Fez would never leave me." But then I say, "We've only been going out for a short time. Maybe he would leave me." So, then, I hold my breath until my lungs are about to explode because that's how much I think it would hurt if he ever did leave me. And then when I regain consciousness, I start breathing again, and everything's fine. Oops. There's my house. Thanks! Bye! --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 4 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off --- That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! 317 Kitty's Birthday --- 1. Eliminated in Round 1 2. Eliminated in Round 8 3. Eliminated in Round 2 4. Eliminated in Round 4 5. Eliminated in Round 3 6. Eliminated in Round 6 7. JACKIE: You know, Michael, I'm really enjoying our time together. KELSO: Really? Me, too. JACKIE: Yeah, you know, the makeup, shopping, braiding each other's hair -- you are like the girlfriend I never had. KELSO: Oh. Well, thanks, Jackie. I ... wait. Girlfriend? JACKIE: Yeah. I mean, Donna's nice and everything, but she kinda dresses like a trucker. 8. KITTY: The Waltons. Now, there's a grateful family. RED: Mmm. KITTY: And, boy, did they love their mother. ERIC: Oh, great. I think I've got athlete's foot. KITTY: I'm -- I'm going to bed. 9. RED: Where'd your mother go? ERIC: To bed. Man, what's wrong with her anyway? RED: Oh, who knows? She's been moody all day. Let me see the TV Guide. Let's see ... what day is it? Ah, it's the 13th. Yeah, it seems to me I was supposed to do something on the 13th. Oh, good Lord! You forgot your mother's birthday! ERIC: Oh, no. Dad, this is bad. This is very, very bad. RED: All right. Don't start gettin' all twitchy. Now, we gotta think. Let's watch CHiPs and think. 10. Eliminated in Round 10 11. ERIC: Here, Mom. Open this one first. It's from me. KITTY: Well, thank you, honey. Oh, a map of Wisconsin. Oh, well, thank you. ERIC: And, Mom, I got you these balloons, too. KITTY: "Knock out the knock-knocks at Schiffy's Gas-N-Go." Huh. RED: Wait, Kitty, there's more! KITTY: A funnel. RED: 'Cause I know how much you like to pour things. 12. KITTY: Well, um ... either these gifts are really thoughtful, or you bought a bunch of crap at the gas station! RED: What? KITTY: Oh, admit it, Red Forman. You forgot my birthday. ERIC: Quick, Dad, give her the lighter. 13. RED: Look, Kitty, I'm sorry. But it's just ... well, marking the calendar is your responsibility. ERIC: Oh. Dad, no. 14. RED: Ah, good morning, sunshine. So, what's for breakfast? KITTY: A funnel. 15. Eliminated in Round 7 16. FEZ: Um, guys, can we go inside? I'm freezing my choo-choos off. ERIC: No way. I'm not going in there. I forgot my mom's birthday. HYDE: Really? 'Cause I remembered your mom's birthday. ERIC: If you remembered, why didn't you tell me? HYDE: How would that be funny? 17. FEZ: I don't ever have to worry about forgetting Caroline's birthday. She wrote it on my arm with permanent marker. Isn't she sweet? HYDE: More like psycho. FEZ: What are you doing calling my girlfriend psycho? HYDE: I'm sorry, Fez, did I say psycho? I meantnut bag, headcase, wackadoo. She chokes herself, man. FEZ: Well, Hyde, maybe -- maybe you should -- maybe you should choke yourself! Good day. HYDE: Fez-- FEZ: I said, "Good day!" 18. KELSO: Man, what fun is it being a girlfriend if you don't even have your own boobs to play with? 19. KITTY: Well, you know I love my family. It's just sometimes I want to get in the car and run 'em all over. 20. DONNA: No, Mrs. Forman, you have every right to be mad. In fact, you should be madder. You're, like, the best mom in the world. KITTY: Yeah! Thank you, Donna. I just wish my own family would say that once in a while. [Looks at what Donna's eating.] Oh, sweetie, that's not your breakfast, is it? DONNA: Yeah. KITTY: Oh. Hahahahah! Why don't you just let me make you some nice waffles instead? DONNA: Oh, cool. I love frozen waffles. KITTY: Oh, honey. No, no, no, no. I make my waffles from scratch. DONNA: Those bastards! 21. Eliminated in Round 5 22. Eliminated in Round 9 23. KITTY: I can't believe we're finally square dancing. Oh, this is so much fun. RED: It looks like Hee-Haw puked in here. KITTY: Come on, honey, let's dance. ERIC: Oh, my God. This is awful. DONNA: She made me waffles. Now promenade, you son of a bitch! __________________
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