[MistyMountainHop]

Looks like #3's gonna win, but I'll give it another day.

[jackiehydelover]

#3 ftw! - 3
#14 ftw! - 3

[Grazzhopper]

Dun dun duuuuuuuuuu!

[MistyMountainHop]

A tie!

[msstock87]

What a nice tie it is though.

[Grazzhopper]

I have to agree, that's a pretty tie.

[hanselnext]

Great tie.

[MistyMountainHop]

It is a nice tie. I had the same thought myself when I found it.

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With three votes each, the winning quotations of the "Dine and Dash" (313) survivor are:

Fez: Let's go to the Vineyard. My new lady love, Caroline, works there.
Donna: Caroline from the concert? Have you guys gone out again?
Fez: No.
Eric: So have you guys hung out at school?
Fez: No.
Jackie: Talked on the phone?
Fez: No.
Kelso: Have you had any contact with her at all?
Fez: No.
Hyde: So Caroline's your new lady?
Fez: Yes.
Hyde: That's great.
Fez: Thank you.

AND

Fez: Guys, I feel bad about Eric and Donna. Maybe we should figure out a way to help them.
Hyde: Sure, we could do that, or ... we could ask ourselves, "How can we make this worse?"

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!

314 Radio Daze

1.
Bob [at Fatso Burger]: Oh, swell. It's Max from the radio station. His ad rates bled me dry. Well, I got nothin' to say to him. [Max comes over.] Hiya, Max!
Max: Oh, Bargain Bob! Hey, I'm sorry you lost the store, man.
Bob: Sorry? I lost it by choice. Yep, I'm doing great. Got the large fries, you know.

2.
Bob: Hey, uh ... speaking of fries, you got any jobs down at the radio station?
Max: Oh, not for a guy like you. I'm currently looking for an office girl. But usually my office girls are ... girls.
Donna: Hi, I'm Donna. The girl.
Max: Okay, Donna! Listen, drop by the station, and we'll see what we can do.
Donna: Sure. Thanks!
Bob: I could have been an office girl.

3.
Donna: Eric, I got a job! I'm sorting records at Jerry Thunder's radio show!
Kelso: No way! WFPP? That's Jerry Thunder! The Sound!
Donna: And he knows rock stars. And he gets free concert tickets. And he gave me this guitar pick from Foghat.
Kelso: No way!
Donna: Eric, there's a whole pile of bumper stickers, and they're free!
Kelso: No way!
Donna: Okay, well, I gotta go. I gotta go alphabetize the eight-tracks.
Kelso: No way!

4.
Hyde: Leo, man, this place is a mess.
Leo: Yeah? You should see my garage.
Hyde: This is your garage, man.
Leo: Well, then you see what I mean. It's a mess.

5.
Hyde: Leo, man, there's a car in here. It's an El Camino.!
Kelso: Oh!
Leo: Wow. Do you think it's mine?
Kelso: The plate says "Leo's".
Leo: No, I mean the car, man. This guy, huh?

6.
Max: And this is where we do the interviews. A lot of rock legends have puked in this room. Good times.
Donna: Wow. So, if I stay here long enough, I might see a rock star throw up?
Max: See it? You'll probably clean it up.
Donna: All right!

7.
Hyde: Listen, Forman, you're just upset because you know Donna is entering the really cool world of FM radio. But, you know, feel good, man. 'Cause you'll be like that first sweet relationship she'll look back on fondly while she's on the tour bus straddling rock stars.

8.
Leo: Okay, I'll sell the El Camino to you for five-hundred bucks.
Kelso: Four-hundred.
Leo: Six-hundred.
Kelso: Seven-hundred! No! Damn! Wait, that's the wrong way. Um, uh ... five-hundred.
Leo: No. 500.
Kelso: Sold!
Both: Sucker.

9.
Jackie: Eric, don't worry about this whole Donna-thing. I know a lot of girls who are much more realistic for you. They might be a little heavy, or a little dumb, or have a cockeye, but...
Eric: Jackie, she didn't break up with me, okay? She still loves me.
Jackie: Oh, so you're in the denial stage.
Eric: No.
Jackie: See?

10.
Kitty: Earl. What brings you here?
Earl: Uh ... I took the bus. First off, Kitty, I'd like to say you have a lovely home. Second of all, screw you, Red.
Red: What?
Earl: I'm out of work, and it's all your fault. How am I supposed to pay my bills or feed my dog or go to Hawaii?
Red: Look, Earl, you can't blame me for getting fired. I didn't make you too dumb to flip burgers. That's God's fault.

11.
Earl: Yeah, well, you know the Christmas card you get of me and my dog every year? You're off the list. Yeah, that's right. Don't bother checking the mailbox, Red, 'cause it ain't comin'.
Kitty: I loved his Christmas cards. They were handmade.

12.
Eric: I haven't seen Donna in two days. She's been spending all of her time at the radio station. This is a real problem.
Hyde: Oh, well, here we go again. Forman's got a problem. Well, you know what? Maybe I got a problem, man. Did you ever think of that?
Eric: Oh, man -- Hyde, I'm sorry. Go ahead, man, Unload.
Hyde: Actually, I'm cool. And that's how you do it. You have a problem, and you hold it in, man. Now, leather up, fruitcake.

13.
Eric: "Hey, I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy-haired robot."
Hyde: "Hey, I'm Forman! I use the same voice to imitate everybody!"

14.
Red: Oh, Gilligan screwed it up! He always screws it up. Why don't they just kill him?

15.
Kelso: Jackie, you know I wouldn't ask you if this wasn't important, okay? But this is an El Camino. That's Spanish for "the Camino".
Jackie: By accepting this check, you are agreeing to two things. First, you will pay me back in full, and you will be my slave for a week.
Kelso: Meaning like your love slave?
Jackie: No. More like an errand boy.
Kelso: You mean like your errand love boy?
Jackie: No. Just errands.
Kelso: Okay.
Jackie: Good. Here. Now, go get your car, and then come by my place. I need you to hold my toes apart while I paint them.

16.
Fez: Well, errand boy, you just sold your soul for a car.
Kelso: Who cares, Fez? Your soul is like an appendix. I don't even use it.

17.
Red: Kitty, about this burger...
Kitty: What? Is it burnt? Are you gonna fire me? Make me live on the street with the other hobos?

18.
Kitty: So, how are things with you and "Hot Donna"?
Eric: Well, if you heard about Hot Donna, then you heard that I'm not her boyfriend. The whole world heard that. Well, people in Canada heard it.
Kitty: Oh, honey, Canadians don't matter.

19.
Eric: Mom, I don't even know if we're okay. She's spending all of her time at The Sound with Jerry Thunder.
Kitty: That reminds me of when I first started at the hospital. Your father was concerned that I was spending way too much time down there with all these handsome doctors.
Eric: But, Mom, that's stupid. Doctors aren't important like deejays.

20.
Kitty: Okay, well, the point is your dad started showing up at the hospital to mark his territory -- and one of the doctors, who was getting a little fresh, got punched in the mouth.
Eric: Dad's so cool.
Kitty: No, that wasn't cool. It was embarrassing.
Eric: But you married him.
Kitty: Yes, but it was embarrassing.
Eric: Still, you married him.
Kitty: The point is, you have to trust Donna.
Eric: But Dad didn't trust you, and you married him.
Kitty: Okay, you know what? I can't talk to you.

21.
Leo: You know ... I was gonna give this car to my son on his 16th birthday. But then my old lady took him and split.
Kelso: Yeah, wow. Sad story. Keys, please?
Leo: I can't sell you the car, man.
Kelso: Oh, man! Ah, I guess I understand.
Leo: Thanks, man. Hyde, I want you to have this car.
Kelso: What? No! You just said that you couldn't sell the car.
Leo: Well, I'm not selling it. I'm giving it to him, man. He's family. He's the son I never had.
Kelso: You just said you had a son!
Leo: Yeah, and Hyde's the son I never had.

[Grazzhopper]

#1 - 1

[msstock87]

#1

[k731]

#1

[jackiehydelover]

#1 - 3

[hanselnext]

#1

[Grazzhopper]

With five votes (wow!), we must to...

Bob [at Fatso Burger]: Oh, swell. It's Max from the radio station. His ad rates bled me dry. Well, I got nothin' to say to him. [Max comes over.] Hiya, Max!
Max: Oh, Bargain Bob! Hey, I'm sorry you lost the store, man.
Bob: Sorry? I lost it by choice. Yep, I'm doing great. Got the large fries, you know.

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Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off

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That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor!

314 Radio Daze

1.
Eliminated in Round 1

2.
Bob: Hey, uh ... speaking of fries, you got any jobs down at the radio station?
Max: Oh, not for a guy like you. I'm currently looking for an office girl. But usually my office girls are ... girls.
Donna: Hi, I'm Donna. The girl.
Max: Okay, Donna! Listen, drop by the station, and we'll see what we can do.
Donna: Sure. Thanks!
Bob: I could have been an office girl.

3.
Donna: Eric, I got a job! I'm sorting records at Jerry Thunder's radio show!
Kelso: No way! WFPP? That's Jerry Thunder! The Sound!
Donna: And he knows rock stars. And he gets free concert tickets. And he gave me this guitar pick from Foghat.
Kelso: No way!
Donna: Eric, there's a whole pile of bumper stickers, and they're free!
Kelso: No way!
Donna: Okay, well, I gotta go. I gotta go alphabetize the eight-tracks.
Kelso: No way!

4.
Hyde: Leo, man, this place is a mess.
Leo: Yeah? You should see my garage.
Hyde: This is your garage, man.
Leo: Well, then you see what I mean. It's a mess.

5.
Hyde: Leo, man, there's a car in here. It's an El Camino.!
Kelso: Oh!
Leo: Wow. Do you think it's mine?
Kelso: The plate says "Leo's".
Leo: No, I mean the car, man. This guy, huh?

6.
Max: And this is where we do the interviews. A lot of rock legends have puked in this room. Good times.
Donna: Wow. So, if I stay here long enough, I might see a rock star throw up?
Max: See it? You'll probably clean it up.
Donna: All right!

7.
Hyde: Listen, Forman, you're just upset because you know Donna is entering the really cool world of FM radio. But, you know, feel good, man. 'Cause you'll be like that first sweet relationship she'll look back on fondly while she's on the tour bus straddling rock stars.

8.
Leo: Okay, I'll sell the El Camino to you for five-hundred bucks.
Kelso: Four-hundred.
Leo: Six-hundred.
Kelso: Seven-hundred! No! Damn! Wait, that's the wrong way. Um, uh ... five-hundred.
Leo: No. 500.
Kelso: Sold!
Both: Sucker.

9.
Jackie: Eric, don't worry about this whole Donna-thing. I know a lot of girls who are much more realistic for you. They might be a little heavy, or a little dumb, or have a cockeye, but...
Eric: Jackie, she didn't break up with me, okay? She still loves me.
Jackie: Oh, so you're in the denial stage.
Eric: No.
Jackie: See?

10.
Kitty: Earl. What brings you here?
Earl: Uh ... I took the bus. First off, Kitty, I'd like to say you have a lovely home. Second of all, screw you, Red.
Red: What?
Earl: I'm out of work, and it's all your fault. How am I supposed to pay my bills or feed my dog or go to Hawaii?
Red: Look, Earl, you can't blame me for getting fired. I didn't make you too dumb to flip burgers. That's God's fault.

11.
Earl: Yeah, well, you know the Christmas card you get of me and my dog every year? You're off the list. Yeah, that's right. Don't bother checking the mailbox, Red, 'cause it ain't comin'.
Kitty: I loved his Christmas cards. They were handmade.

12.
Eric: I haven't seen Donna in two days. She's been spending all of her time at the radio station. This is a real problem.
Hyde: Oh, well, here we go again. Forman's got a problem. Well, you know what? Maybe I got a problem, man. Did you ever think of that?
Eric: Oh, man -- Hyde, I'm sorry. Go ahead, man, Unload.
Hyde: Actually, I'm cool. And that's how you do it. You have a problem, and you hold it in, man. Now, leather up, fruitcake.

13.
Eric: "Hey, I'm Hyde. I don't feel anything. I'm just a frizzy-haired robot."
Hyde: "Hey, I'm Forman! I use the same voice to imitate everybody!"

14.
Red: Oh, Gilligan screwed it up! He always screws it up. Why don't they just kill him?

15.
Kelso: Jackie, you know I wouldn't ask you if this wasn't important, okay? But this is an El Camino. That's Spanish for "the Camino".
Jackie: By accepting this check, you are agreeing to two things. First, you will pay me back in full, and you will be my slave for a week.
Kelso: Meaning like your love slave?
Jackie: No. More like an errand boy.
Kelso: You mean like your errand love boy?
Jackie: No. Just errands.
Kelso: Okay.
Jackie: Good. Here. Now, go get your car, and then come by my place. I need you to hold my toes apart while I paint them.

16.
Fez: Well, errand boy, you just sold your soul for a car.
Kelso: Who cares, Fez? Your soul is like an appendix. I don't even use it.

17.
Red: Kitty, about this burger...
Kitty: What? Is it burnt? Are you gonna fire me? Make me live on the street with the other hobos?

18.
Kitty: So, how are things with you and "Hot Donna"?
Eric: Well, if you heard about Hot Donna, then you heard that I'm not her boyfriend. The whole world heard that. Well, people in Canada heard it.
Kitty: Oh, honey, Canadians don't matter.

19.
Eric: Mom, I don't even know if we're okay. She's spending all of her time at The Sound with Jerry Thunder.
Kitty: That reminds me of when I first started at the hospital. Your father was concerned that I was spending way too much time down there with all these handsome doctors.
Eric: But, Mom, that's stupid. Doctors aren't important like deejays.

20.
Kitty: Okay, well, the point is your dad started showing up at the hospital to mark his territory -- and one of the doctors, who was getting a little fresh, got punched in the mouth.
Eric: Dad's so cool.
Kitty: No, that wasn't cool. It was embarrassing.
Eric: But you married him.
Kitty: Yes, but it was embarrassing.
Eric: Still, you married him.
Kitty: The point is, you have to trust Donna.
Eric: But Dad didn't trust you, and you married him.
Kitty: Okay, you know what? I can't talk to you.

21.
Leo: You know ... I was gonna give this car to my son on his 16th birthday. But then my old lady took him and split.
Kelso: Yeah, wow. Sad story. Keys, please?
Leo: I can't sell you the car, man.
Kelso: Oh, man! Ah, I guess I understand.
Leo: Thanks, man. Hyde, I want you to have this car.
Kelso: What? No! You just said that you couldn't sell the car.
Leo: Well, I'm not selling it. I'm giving it to him, man. He's family. He's the son I never had.
Kelso: You just said you had a son!
Leo: Yeah, and Hyde's the son I never had.

[MistyMountainHop]

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