|
#1 | |||
Fan Forum Hero
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 58,246
|
Sex and Candy (Kelso & Fez) #4: Because They'd Own a Combo Gym-and-Candy-Shop Together
This thread is dedicated to the friendship between Fez and Michael Kelso. KELSO: I'm gonna make you so pretty they won't notice how freakin' weird you are. FEZ: You know, I have been called many names since coming to this country, but I have never been treated like that before. KELSO: Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin or your funny accent or that girly little way you run. But you know what? You're not alone. Why do you think the martians won't land here? 'Cause they're green and they know people are gonna make fun of 'em. FEZ: You said it brother. I just wish there was some place in the world where prejudice didn't exist. KELSO: Well, that's Canada. Yup, good ol' Canada. They don't make generalizations about people 'cause they're too busy playing hockey or getting drunk or putting maple syrup on their ham. NINA: Fez, we need to talk. KELSO: Hey, he might not be from this country but he's beautiful, damn it! FEZ: Don't count Kelso out. He has a way about him. When he talks to you, it's like you're the only one in the room. HYDE: You're, like, half in love with him, aren't you? KELSO: I like you Fez -- but just not in that way. FEZ: And my appreciation for your beauty is purely aesthetic. KELSO: You know what, Fez? Maybe now is not a good time to be complimenting my ass. Sex-and-Candy-aholics Cari Airie75 DJDonkeyGirl Lucii Spacie Good_Day pinch990 Andrea D Uh Blah HippieGirl camera obscura ~ColieOlie~ Felicity Nerd Sadeyes9074 Robotica fetch Terpsichore ComeAwayWithMe That70sShowFan sooki28 rummagingforanswers MilaKunisLover SpunkiiMonkii7078 Majora's Mask jackiiehydelover xxcozmicstar Rhiannon Gizziefan1 Augusta blazing star I_Love_JennaJameson LittleMissObsessive Rachel2091 loveslullaby Creamsodaqueen slicknickshady lovejonathanjackson __________________
You Keep Using that Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means. Last edited by MistyMountainHop; 04-21-2018 at 08:05 PM |
|||
|
#2 | |||
Fan Forum Hero
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 58,246
|
Conversation from the last thread:
Quote:
Quote:
__________________
You Keep Using that Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means. |
|||
|
#3 | |||
Fan Forum Star
|
Thanks for the new thread! I love the title.
__________________
“I am the one thing in life I can control
(Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it) I am inimitable I am an original” |
|||
|
#4 | |||
Master Fan
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 20,337
|
TFTNT!
Quote:
I wonder what other games they played too, though. If they had a song I wonder what it would be. |
|||
|
#5 | ||||
Fan Forum Hero
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 58,246
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Fez: That was yours. Hyde: Damn it. --- But I bet Fez and Kelso have a song. __________________
You Keep Using that Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means. |
||||
|
#6 | |||
Master Fan
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 20,337
|
I'm sure Kelso and Fez did have a song.
|
|||
|
#7 | |||
Fan Forum Star
|
I bet they did have a song, I would love to see them singing it.
__________________
“I am the one thing in life I can control
(Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it) I am inimitable I am an original” |
|||
|
#8 | |||
Fan Forum Hero
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 58,246
|
Oh, gosh -- imagine Kelso and Fez entering the basement singing their song. Their arms would be around each other's shoulders, and Hyde would ask if they're about to kiss.
Donna, though, would say two men can have a close relationship without it being romantic -- but not in Kelso and Fez's case. "And I'm okay with it." Eric: My girl is so cool. She's okay with it! Hyde: Better they're with each other. Now they'll quit pesterin' me and Jackie. __________________
You Keep Using that Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means. |
|||
|
#9 | |||
Master Fan
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 20,337
|
Two men can certainly have a close relationship without it being romantic. But I don't think I'd get that feeling from Fez and Kelso if I ever met them.
|
|||
|
#10 | |||
Fan Forum Hero
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 58,246
|
Quote:
__________________
You Keep Using that Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means. |
|||
|
#11 | |||
Master Fan
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 20,337
|
So basically I would spend all my money planning a romantic day from them, only to get no results?
|
|||
|
#12 | |||
Fan Forum Hero
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 58,246
|
Quote:
__________________
You Keep Using that Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means. |
|||
|
#13 | |||
Master Fan
Joined: Nov 2013
Posts: 20,337
|
Quote:
|
|||
|
#14 | |||
Fan Forum Hero
Joined: Feb 2010
Posts: 58,246
|
Quote:
__________________
You Keep Using that Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means. |
|||
|
#15 | |||
New Fan
Joined: Mar 2014
Posts: 27
|
Oh, wow. This is my guilty pleasure pairing. <3 they are so cute together.
|
|||
Bookmarks |
Tags |
ashton kutcher , friendship , michael kelso , that '70s show , wilmer valderrama , fez (that '70s show) |
Forum Affiliates | |
Thread Tools | |
|