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Old 03-18-2014, 06:45 AM
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Sex and Candy (Kelso & Fez) #4: Because They'd Own a Combo Gym-and-Candy-Shop Together



This thread is dedicated to the friendship between Fez and Michael Kelso.



KELSO:
I'm gonna make you so pretty they won't
notice how freakin' weird you are.



FEZ:
You know, I have been called many names since
coming to this country, but I have never been
treated like that before.

KELSO:
Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world
that are gonna judge you on the color of your skin or
your funny accent or that girly little way you run. But
you know what? You're not alone. Why do you think
the martians won't land here? 'Cause they're green
and they know people are gonna make fun of 'em.

FEZ:
You said it brother. I just wish there was some place
in the world where prejudice didn't exist.

KELSO:
Well, that's Canada. Yup, good ol' Canada. They don't
make generalizations about people 'cause they're too
busy playing hockey or getting drunk or putting
maple syrup on their ham.



NINA:
Fez, we need to talk.

KELSO:
Hey, he might not be from this country
but he's beautiful, damn it!











FEZ:
Don't count Kelso out. He has a way about him.
When he talks to you, it's like you're the only
one in the room.

HYDE:
You're, like, half in love with him, aren't you?



KELSO:
I like you Fez -- but just not in that way.

FEZ:
And my appreciation for your beauty
is purely aesthetic.

KELSO:
You know what, Fez? Maybe now is not a
good time to be complimenting my ass.


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Me, three.

He became a punchline instead of a character. If he'd kept his S1-S4 characterization, I wonder if he and Kelso would've gotten as close.

Early!Fez and Hyde's friendship was rather interesting. In season 1, Hyde and Fez both wanted women they couldn't have -- and they were both devious, though Fez put limits on his deviousness. Hyde, of course, didn't have his core characterization yet and went way too far, as to be unlikable.

Later on, I like that Hyde and Fez could be silly together. They even played house! Hyde kinda played Kitty, wearing her apron and baking muffins, while Fez put on Red's fisherman hat and spouted out Redisms.
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Oh yeah! I remember that.
It makes me wonder what other games they played together. Or maybe Fez tried to make playing Red and Kitty "their game," as we know he complained to Hyde about them not having a shared song or game.
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Thanks for the new thread! I love the title.
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It makes me wonder what other games they played together. Or maybe Fez tried to make playing Red and Kitty "their game," as we know he complained to Hyde about them not having a shared song or game.
Yeah, 'cause they're not a couple, Lisa.

I wonder what other games they played too, though. If they had a song I wonder what it would be.
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Old 03-19-2014, 08:19 AM
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Thanks for the new thread! I love the title.
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Yeah, 'cause they're not a couple, Lisa.
Try explaining that to Fez.

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I wonder what other games they played too, though. If they had a song I wonder what it would be.
I bet Fez came up with a few choices to try out on Hyde, and Hyde broke the last record Fez brought to him.

Fez: That was yours.
Hyde: Damn it.

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But I bet Fez and Kelso have a song.
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I'm sure Kelso and Fez did have a song.
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Old 03-19-2014, 04:35 PM
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I bet they did have a song, I would love to see them singing it.
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Old 03-20-2014, 09:39 AM
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Oh, gosh -- imagine Kelso and Fez entering the basement singing their song. Their arms would be around each other's shoulders, and Hyde would ask if they're about to kiss.

Donna, though, would say two men can have a close relationship without it being romantic -- but not in Kelso and Fez's case. "And I'm okay with it."

Eric: My girl is so cool. She's okay with it!

Hyde: Better they're with each other. Now they'll quit pesterin' me and Jackie.
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Two men can certainly have a close relationship without it being romantic. But I don't think I'd get that feeling from Fez and Kelso if I ever met them.
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Two men can certainly have a close relationship without it being romantic. But I don't think I'd get that feeling from Fez and Kelso if I ever met them.
You should set them up on a date. When they arrive at a fancy restaurant together, they'd wonder why they're getting "the romantic treatment". They'd be shocked to learn why, but then they'd probably go with it to get all the cool stuff.
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So basically I would spend all my money planning a romantic day from them, only to get no results?
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So basically I would spend all my money planning a romantic day from them, only to get no results?
Uh ... yes? Unless Fez and Kelso enjoying themselves counts as results.
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Uh ... yes? Unless Fez and Kelso enjoying themselves counts as results.
No, that does not count. I want a big kiss, just like I saw in your comic.
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No, that does not count. I want a big kiss, just like I saw in your comic.
Fez would be happy to oblige you. I'm not sure Kelso would be a willing partner in that.
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Oh, wow. This is my guilty pleasure pairing. <3 they are so cute together.
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