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T7S Survivor Thread #20: Season Three Quotation Survivor - "Dine and Dash"
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 to...Fez: Oh, I have an idea. Let's play The Newlywed Game. Eric and Donna versus Kelso and Jackie. And I will be the impartial judge who gets Jackie in the end. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! 310 Ice Shack 1. Kelso: Now that we're all in the van and you guys can't change your mind, I just want you to know that we're not exactly on the way to my uncle's fabulous cabin in the woods. It's really more of an ice shack. Donna: Did you say ice shack? Kelso: Hmm? Yeah. Oh, and, uh, the hot tub -- it's really more of a garbage can. Oh, but it's also the bathroom, so... 2. Kelso: No. Eric, tell her about my master plan. Eric: Oh. Yeah ... see, Kelso, when you start a sentence with the words "master plan," I just kind of know it's gonna be stupid, so I just naturally tune out. 3. Kelso: You guys are, like, the perfect couple. And if you're there, then I can just copy all the sissy, loser things that Eric does for you. Donna: I really do enjoy your sissy, loser things. 4. Eliminated in Round 1 5. Kitty: Good afternoon, sunshine. So what have you got planned for today? Laurie: Same as every day: lie on the couch, do my nails, avoid talking to you. It's not going that well, so far. 6. Eliminated in Round 4 7. Leo: I need you to give me a ride over to my cousin Larry's. Hyde: I don't have a car, man. Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended. Hyde: Why? What'd you do? Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 8. Eliminated in Round 2 9. Eliminated in Round 3 10. Eliminated in Round 6 11. Hyde: Hey, Leo, what's in the bag, man? Leo: How can I put this? Let's just say ... in this bag are illegal drugs. 12. Kelso: Mushrooms! Fez: No, no, no, no, no. That is not your question. And minus two for interrupting the host. Kelso: Oh. Fez: Minus two. Kelso: Okay. Sorry. Fez: It's okay. Minus two. 13. Fez: Now, Kelso, last summer you "accidentally" bounced Jackie off a trampoline. When she woke up in the hospital, what were her first words? Kelso: Oh, uh ... "Michael, you idiot." Jackie: Michael, you remembered! 14. Donna: Eric, you think I have enormous feet? Eric: No. No, no, you think that. Last week, you said you hated your "huge Wile E. Coyote feet." Donna: Eric, I only said that so you'd say they're not big. Eric: And they're not big. Kelso: I'm sorry, but, dude, that's a lie. 15. Eric: No, Donna, no. You're looking at this all wrong. Big feet make you, like, really stable. You know? Really hard to ... knock over. 16. Jackie: Well, if I had to change one thing about me it would have to be that I'm too cute and all other girls are jealous. 17. Fez: Who would know that you would win a battle of wits? Kelso: Yeah. Turns out that the key to winning Jackie's heart was in the last place I thought to look: my own brain. 18. Donna: A boyfriend is supposed to tell you the things you don't like about yourself are fine. Like last week, I told Eric his pecks were getting bigger. But I mean, come on. If you lie him on his back, you could fill up his chest with water. 19. Eliminated in Round 5 20. Cop: Good evening, gentlemen. Leo: Is there a problem, ossifer? Cop: Did you just say "ossifer"? 21. Leo: If the dog food's in this bag, then where's...? Oh, wow. I gotta check on my dog, man! 22. Jackie: Don't speak, Michael. I am very close to letting myself experience strong feelings of not hating you. I just need a sign. Kelso: I brought the lotion. Jackie: No, okay? I want you to guess a number between one and ten. Kelso: Seven. Jackie: Guess again. Kelso: Three. Jackie: Close enough. Let's go. 23. Donna: Wow, watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem unimportant. Eric: See, Donna? Size doesn't matter. Donna: Oh, you don't have to tell me. Eric: That's ... yeah. There's my sweet girl. 24. Jackie: Fez, I'm cold. Fez: Frankly, my dear ... I don't give a rat's ass. __________________
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With three votes, we must
to...Eric: No, Donna, no. You're looking at this all wrong. Big feet make you, like, really stable. You know? Really hard to ... knock over. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! 310 Ice Shack 1. Kelso: Now that we're all in the van and you guys can't change your mind, I just want you to know that we're not exactly on the way to my uncle's fabulous cabin in the woods. It's really more of an ice shack. Donna: Did you say ice shack? Kelso: Hmm? Yeah. Oh, and, uh, the hot tub -- it's really more of a garbage can. Oh, but it's also the bathroom, so... 2. Kelso: No. Eric, tell her about my master plan. Eric: Oh. Yeah ... see, Kelso, when you start a sentence with the words "master plan," I just kind of know it's gonna be stupid, so I just naturally tune out. 3. Kelso: You guys are, like, the perfect couple. And if you're there, then I can just copy all the sissy, loser things that Eric does for you. Donna: I really do enjoy your sissy, loser things. 4. Eliminated in Round 1 5. Kitty: Good afternoon, sunshine. So what have you got planned for today? Laurie: Same as every day: lie on the couch, do my nails, avoid talking to you. It's not going that well, so far. 6. Eliminated in Round 4 7. Leo: I need you to give me a ride over to my cousin Larry's. Hyde: I don't have a car, man. Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended. Hyde: Why? What'd you do? Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 8. Eliminated in Round 2 9. Eliminated in Round 3 10. Eliminated in Round 6 11. Hyde: Hey, Leo, what's in the bag, man? Leo: How can I put this? Let's just say ... in this bag are illegal drugs. 12. Kelso: Mushrooms! Fez: No, no, no, no, no. That is not your question. And minus two for interrupting the host. Kelso: Oh. Fez: Minus two. Kelso: Okay. Sorry. Fez: It's okay. Minus two. 13. Fez: Now, Kelso, last summer you "accidentally" bounced Jackie off a trampoline. When she woke up in the hospital, what were her first words? Kelso: Oh, uh ... "Michael, you idiot." Jackie: Michael, you remembered! 14. Donna: Eric, you think I have enormous feet? Eric: No. No, no, you think that. Last week, you said you hated your "huge Wile E. Coyote feet." Donna: Eric, I only said that so you'd say they're not big. Eric: And they're not big. Kelso: I'm sorry, but, dude, that's a lie. 15. Eliminated in Round 7 16. Jackie: Well, if I had to change one thing about me it would have to be that I'm too cute and all other girls are jealous. 17. Fez: Who would know that you would win a battle of wits? Kelso: Yeah. Turns out that the key to winning Jackie's heart was in the last place I thought to look: my own brain. 18. Donna: A boyfriend is supposed to tell you the things you don't like about yourself are fine. Like last week, I told Eric his pecks were getting bigger. But I mean, come on. If you lie him on his back, you could fill up his chest with water. 19. Eliminated in Round 5 20. Cop: Good evening, gentlemen. Leo: Is there a problem, ossifer? Cop: Did you just say "ossifer"? 21. Leo: If the dog food's in this bag, then where's...? Oh, wow. I gotta check on my dog, man! 22. Jackie: Don't speak, Michael. I am very close to letting myself experience strong feelings of not hating you. I just need a sign. Kelso: I brought the lotion. Jackie: No, okay? I want you to guess a number between one and ten. Kelso: Seven. Jackie: Guess again. Kelso: Three. Jackie: Close enough. Let's go. 23. Donna: Wow, watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem unimportant. Eric: See, Donna? Size doesn't matter. Donna: Oh, you don't have to tell me. Eric: That's ... yeah. There's my sweet girl. 24. Jackie: Fez, I'm cold. Fez: Frankly, my dear ... I don't give a rat's ass. __________________
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With three votes, we must
to...Jackie: Don't speak, Michael. I am very close to letting myself experience strong feelings of not hating you. I just need a sign. Kelso: I brought the lotion. Jackie: No, okay? I want you to guess a number between one and ten. Kelso: Seven. Jackie: Guess again. Kelso: Three. Jackie: Close enough. Let's go. --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! 310 Ice Shack 1. Kelso: Now that we're all in the van and you guys can't change your mind, I just want you to know that we're not exactly on the way to my uncle's fabulous cabin in the woods. It's really more of an ice shack. Donna: Did you say ice shack? Kelso: Hmm? Yeah. Oh, and, uh, the hot tub -- it's really more of a garbage can. Oh, but it's also the bathroom, so... 2. Kelso: No. Eric, tell her about my master plan. Eric: Oh. Yeah ... see, Kelso, when you start a sentence with the words "master plan," I just kind of know it's gonna be stupid, so I just naturally tune out. 3. Kelso: You guys are, like, the perfect couple. And if you're there, then I can just copy all the sissy, loser things that Eric does for you. Donna: I really do enjoy your sissy, loser things. 4. Eliminated in Round 1 5. Kitty: Good afternoon, sunshine. So what have you got planned for today? Laurie: Same as every day: lie on the couch, do my nails, avoid talking to you. It's not going that well, so far. 6. Eliminated in Round 4 7. Leo: I need you to give me a ride over to my cousin Larry's. Hyde: I don't have a car, man. Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended. Hyde: Why? What'd you do? Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 8. Eliminated in Round 2 9. Eliminated in Round 3 10. Eliminated in Round 6 11. Hyde: Hey, Leo, what's in the bag, man? Leo: How can I put this? Let's just say ... in this bag are illegal drugs. 12. Kelso: Mushrooms! Fez: No, no, no, no, no. That is not your question. And minus two for interrupting the host. Kelso: Oh. Fez: Minus two. Kelso: Okay. Sorry. Fez: It's okay. Minus two. 13. Fez: Now, Kelso, last summer you "accidentally" bounced Jackie off a trampoline. When she woke up in the hospital, what were her first words? Kelso: Oh, uh ... "Michael, you idiot." Jackie: Michael, you remembered! 14. Donna: Eric, you think I have enormous feet? Eric: No. No, no, you think that. Last week, you said you hated your "huge Wile E. Coyote feet." Donna: Eric, I only said that so you'd say they're not big. Eric: And they're not big. Kelso: I'm sorry, but, dude, that's a lie. 15. Eliminated in Round 7 16. Jackie: Well, if I had to change one thing about me it would have to be that I'm too cute and all other girls are jealous. 17. Fez: Who would know that you would win a battle of wits? Kelso: Yeah. Turns out that the key to winning Jackie's heart was in the last place I thought to look: my own brain. 18. Donna: A boyfriend is supposed to tell you the things you don't like about yourself are fine. Like last week, I told Eric his pecks were getting bigger. But I mean, come on. If you lie him on his back, you could fill up his chest with water. 19. Eliminated in Round 5 20. Cop: Good evening, gentlemen. Leo: Is there a problem, ossifer? Cop: Did you just say "ossifer"? 21. Leo: If the dog food's in this bag, then where's...? Oh, wow. I gotta check on my dog, man! 22. Eliminated in Round 8 23. Donna: Wow, watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem unimportant. Eric: See, Donna? Size doesn't matter. Donna: Oh, you don't have to tell me. Eric: That's ... yeah. There's my sweet girl. 24. Jackie: Fez, I'm cold. Fez: Frankly, my dear ... I don't give a rat's ass. __________________
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With three votes (including mine), we must
to...Fez: Now, Kelso, last summer you "accidentally" bounced Jackie off a trampoline. When she woke up in the hospital, what were her first words? Kelso: Oh, uh ... "Michael, you idiot." Jackie: Michael, you remembered! --- Vote for your least favorite! First quote with 3 votes or the most votes after 2 days is voted off That 70s Show Season 3 Quote Survivor! 310 Ice Shack 1. Kelso: Now that we're all in the van and you guys can't change your mind, I just want you to know that we're not exactly on the way to my uncle's fabulous cabin in the woods. It's really more of an ice shack. Donna: Did you say ice shack? Kelso: Hmm? Yeah. Oh, and, uh, the hot tub -- it's really more of a garbage can. Oh, but it's also the bathroom, so... 2. Kelso: No. Eric, tell her about my master plan. Eric: Oh. Yeah ... see, Kelso, when you start a sentence with the words "master plan," I just kind of know it's gonna be stupid, so I just naturally tune out. 3. Kelso: You guys are, like, the perfect couple. And if you're there, then I can just copy all the sissy, loser things that Eric does for you. Donna: I really do enjoy your sissy, loser things. 4. Eliminated in Round 1 5. Kitty: Good afternoon, sunshine. So what have you got planned for today? Laurie: Same as every day: lie on the couch, do my nails, avoid talking to you. It's not going that well, so far. 6. Eliminated in Round 4 7. Leo: I need you to give me a ride over to my cousin Larry's. Hyde: I don't have a car, man. Leo: You can drive mine, man. I can't drive since my license got suspended. Hyde: Why? What'd you do? Leo: Well, I dropped it in some soda, you know? And it just hung there, suspended. And then when I was looking at it, I ran a red light. 8. Eliminated in Round 2 9. Eliminated in Round 3 10. Eliminated in Round 6 11. Hyde: Hey, Leo, what's in the bag, man? Leo: How can I put this? Let's just say ... in this bag are illegal drugs. 12. Kelso: Mushrooms! Fez: No, no, no, no, no. That is not your question. And minus two for interrupting the host. Kelso: Oh. Fez: Minus two. Kelso: Okay. Sorry. Fez: It's okay. Minus two. 13. Eliminated in Round 9 14. Donna: Eric, you think I have enormous feet? Eric: No. No, no, you think that. Last week, you said you hated your "huge Wile E. Coyote feet." Donna: Eric, I only said that so you'd say they're not big. Eric: And they're not big. Kelso: I'm sorry, but, dude, that's a lie. 15. Eliminated in Round 7 16. Jackie: Well, if I had to change one thing about me it would have to be that I'm too cute and all other girls are jealous. 17. Fez: Who would know that you would win a battle of wits? Kelso: Yeah. Turns out that the key to winning Jackie's heart was in the last place I thought to look: my own brain. 18. Donna: A boyfriend is supposed to tell you the things you don't like about yourself are fine. Like last week, I told Eric his pecks were getting bigger. But I mean, come on. If you lie him on his back, you could fill up his chest with water. 19. Eliminated in Round 5 20. Cop: Good evening, gentlemen. Leo: Is there a problem, ossifer? Cop: Did you just say "ossifer"? 21. Leo: If the dog food's in this bag, then where's...? Oh, wow. I gotta check on my dog, man! 22. Eliminated in Round 8 23. Donna: Wow, watching Kelso's van sink makes the size of my feet seem unimportant. Eric: See, Donna? Size doesn't matter. Donna: Oh, you don't have to tell me. Eric: That's ... yeah. There's my sweet girl. 24. Jackie: Fez, I'm cold. Fez: Frankly, my dear ... I don't give a rat's ass. __________________
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