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Old 05-27-2014, 01:43 PM
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Oh God. Kelso giving parenting advice. He should write a book. I would read it, I'd have a good laugh.
Kelso's Guide to Parenting

I'm sure he'd have a chapter dedicated to fireworks.
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I'm sure he'd have a chapter dedicated to fireworks.
I would buy that book
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I would buy that book
Just to laugh at all the bad wisdom Kelso's dispensing? Yeah, I'd probably skim a few chapters.

I could see Hyde reading certain passages aloud in the circle and giving his commentary.
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Just to laugh at all the bad wisdom Kelso's dispensing? Yeah, I'd probably skim a few chapters.

I could see Hyde reading certain passages aloud in the circle and giving his commentary.
I would love to see that scene!
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Poor Kelso, he'd be so proud of himself and he probably wouldn't even realize that they were all making fun of his book.
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I could see Hyde reading certain passages aloud in the circle and giving his commentary.
I can see Hyde doing that. They would have a good laugh about it.
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Old 06-01-2014, 11:55 AM
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I would love to see that scene!
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I can see Hyde doing that. They would have a good laugh about it.
I'd enjoy that scene, too -- and laugh along with them.

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Poor Kelso, he'd be so proud of himself and he probably wouldn't even realize that they were all making fun of his book.
He probably wouldn't realize it -- at first. Then he'd get defensive and try to backup the parenting methods he describes in his book.
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He probably wouldn't realize it -- at first. Then he'd get defensive and try to backup the parenting methods he describes in his book.
He thought it was okay to take a pregnant woman horseback riding and on roller coaster rides I can only imagine what kind of parenting advice he would give.
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He thought it was okay to take a pregnant woman horseback riding and on roller coaster rides I can only imagine what kind of parenting advice he would give.
OMG that's right! He also wanted to feed infant Betsy popcorn, didn't he?

Kelso's explanation would probably be that he wants his kid to be happy, and those are the kinds of things that would make him happy.l

Donna: Yeah, but you're an adult ... well, sort of.
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Yeah, maybe Kelso shouldn't write a parenting book. God forbid someone was actually crazy enough to do some of the things he suggested.
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Yeah, maybe Kelso shouldn't write a parenting book. God forbid someone was actually crazy enough to do some of the things he suggested.
What's scary is that there are people out there who'd take Kelso's word as gospel.

Hyde et al. need to gather up all copies of Kelso's book. Then donate one to the library, where Brooke can list it under, "Bad Parenting Advice".
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I can Hyde making sure all copies of that book are burned.
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I can Hyde making sure all copies of that book are burned.
Book burning ... *shudder* Even Kelso's horrible book ... Donna would help Hyde recycle the paper and do something good for the environment instead.
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That's true, Donna would make sure that book actually had a good use.
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Book burning ... *shudder* Even Kelso's horrible book ... Donna would help Hyde recycle the paper and do something good for the environment instead.
Donna would want to recycle. They get to do something good for the environment and save mankind from Kelso's bad parenting advice.
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