msstock87

I agree! They should have hired Lisa.

MistyMountainHop

Youse guys! *shows off all her thank-you tattoos*

That sounds like something Prissy (nannygirl) wrote.

Ooh, imagine if Laurie had come back to town in season 7 with a baby? And it could've been Kelso's, Fez's, or some stranger's? Because Kelso, of course, did it with Laurie when Fez wasn't looking (for old time's sake). Would Fez kill the sonuvabitch for sleeping with his wife?

And how would Brooke take this?

Kelso: Look at the bright side, Brooke. Betsy might have a brother she can order around. Yeah! She could make him go to the store when she wants some candy ... and have him do her homework ... and make him stand naked in the school gym to get bullies to quit pickin' on her and switch their attention to him.
Brooke: Are these the things your older brothers made you do for them?
Kelso: Yup! And I did it to my brothers. [He twirls his finger in the air] It's the circle of life, Brooke! Who are we to deprive our kid of that? So it's a good thing I slept with Laurie -- and that my love nectar's so potent it bypassed the--
Brooke: Michael, stop talking. Now.

hanselnext

I hope that Fez would kill him and if he doesn't Red sure will

MistyMountainHop

Laurie would have to stop Red from killing the possible father of her child. Hopefully, none of this would lead to Red having another heart attack.

jessec12

I think it was.

Oh gosh, lol, that would be interesting to say the least. Maybe Laurie wouldn't be sure if the father was Kelso or Fez so she'd have to get a paternity test.

msstock87

That is so true! Things could get really messy though, fast.

MistyMountainHop

If the T7S gang had lived in the '90s+, they sooo would've ended up on a trashy talk show, like Jerry Springer or Maury Povich

Host: Today's episode is all about confessions. Michael Kelso is in a supposedly monogamous relationship with Brooke Rockwell. They share a child together, but last year, Michael slept with his friend's sister--the woman with whom he'd cheated on his first girlfriend with back in high school.

Audience: BOOOOOOO!

Host: Michael's here today to confess his infidelity to his long-time girlfriend and mother of his child. But that's not all! The woman he cheated on her with is Laurie Forman, and she became pregnant last year, around the same time she and Michael slept together.

Audience: Ooooh!

Host: But that's not all either! Laurie also slept with Michael Kelso's best friend, Fez. She's here to confess she doesn't know who the father of her child is -- Michael or Fez.

Audience: *gasp!*

Host: She's gotten a paternity test, though, and today we'll find out who's the father! Please welcome, Brooke Rockwell, Michael Kelso, Laurie Forman, and Fez!

Audience: *mixture of boos, hoots, and applause*

jessec12

That sounds like it would be a really funny oneshot fanfic.

msstock87

I totally heard Maury's voice during that whole scene Lisa.

MistyMountainHop

Colleen!

Thanks! They'd have to go on Donahue, though, to make it fit the '70s.

hanselnext

Brooke would be horrified that she's on the show but this would be hilarious.

msstock87

This is an episode I would love to see now.

MistyMountainHop

She would be.

Colleen, I think I might be able to incorporate this idea into a fic. I have one I'm working on where it would fit. *ponders*

msstock87

I hope you write it! I would love to read it.

MistyMountainHop

Aw, thanks! I wrote it in my outline for that fic. Chances are good.

I wish we'd gotten to know about the rest of Brooke's family. What happened to her father? Did she have any siblings?