alyak0807

Well, good for them if they are married.

MistyMountainHop

Jackie's Diary Entry #4

Kelso Bugs Jackie

Dear Diary,

I can’t even believe gross Michael’s gross biology teacher, Mr. Orr. They had to dissect grasshoppers, and Mr. Orr said whoever picked one up out of the sink with his mouth would get an automatic "A". Of course no one would do it, no one except gross Michael!

I didn’t believe it at first, so I went into the biology room and saw this big sink with, like, a hundred huge grasshoppers soaking in formaldehyde. It looked like some kind of gross dead-bug soup. Michael swears his lips didn’t touch anything, that he just grabbed one by its leg with his teeth. Like that’s okay. I can never kiss him again! Ever! Never! Ever! Ever!

Okay, well, maybe. But only if he washes his mouth out with alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, and, like, three gallons of Scope. And brushes his teeth four-hundred times. And chews on soap. And gets his mouth sterilized at a hospital. After he does all that, then maybe, just maybe, I can kiss him.

P.S. Michael didn’t even get the "A". Mr. Orr decided not to count the project. He said he might give Michael some extra credit points, though, for being a good sport. I wish I could grade him. I’d give him a "G" for grossing me out so bad. Yes, I know there’s no "G" grade, but it was just that Gross!

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☆♥~Buffyverse_Lover16~♥☆

That is one amazingly funny diary entry.

jackiehydelover

Just popping in to report that Mila and Ashton got married yesterday! It's officially. They are the Kutchers. Congrats to them!

MistyMountainHop

Congratulations to them!

alyak0807

That's so wonderful! I'm so happy for them!

nannygirl704

Just saw the news when searching for this site. It's such terrific and exciting news too! Wishing them both the best and many happy years together

3Cats

Mila and Ashton are a great couple

alyak0807

They are. Very cute. I wish them the best.

jackiehydelover

There is a photo of them in Yosemite with little Wyatt! I kind of love that they went on such a low key honeymoon

alyak0807

That's sweet. They make such a perfect little family.

jackiehydelover

It's cute. I am annoyed with the person that took the photo though and posted it to social media. It wasn't a pap, just some girl. She said something like, Ashton shook my hand but wouldn't take a photo with me. DUH! He's trying not to let the world know where they are. So she creeped a photo and posted it and now it's everywhere. Idiot.

alyak0807

Yeah, she should not have done that. I don't know what made her think that was okay. I'm sure she didn't care, though. 'Cause celebrities aren't real people, right? Who cares about their privacy.

But that makes me mad because they were polite to her and she disrespected them like that!

jackiehydelover

A lot of people try to sneak a photo of celebs. I don't think I ever put a blast on FB or Twitter when I see a celebrity. I may be like, I saw so while out to dinner, but I never name the location. All time favorite siting though was Tim Allen....at a hardware store

alyak0807

Really?

But I have been noticing a lot of pictures of Mila and Ashton with little Wyatt. Not Cool.