[storm2516]

I agree.

But in the off chance that I'm wrong, I'm a continue to watch.

[Alexander]

Here is a review that sums up the way I feel about the Premiere...I borrowed it from another site

Well, folks, she's here. Bionic Woman! We have the technology. We can rebuild her. And we can also celebrate her re-introduction into the prime-time lineup with a little help from one Alanis Morissette. Alanis, take it away!

A young girl
Gets hit by a truck
She was a bartender
Now she's down on her luck
She's got a smart boyfriend
A surgeon so distraught
And when he saw her mangled flesh he said,
"Hmmm, here's a thought...
She could be bionic, don'tcha think?
She could be bionic, yeah, I really do think..."

And indeed, most of the episode seemed to take place in the raaaaaaaaiiiiin, in a world where scientists can create robot-human hybrids but absolutely no one has ever heard of an umbrella. Honestly, that was just silly.

What stood out this summer amongst the large crop of new shows failed to truly lift off in its premier episode, lumbering along with a huge amount of exposition and a titular character who spent the entire episode acting as if she were waiting at the DMV to have her license renewed. While other fall genre shows such as Chuck and Reaper knowingly embrace the ridiculousness of their premises (while also provided thrills and chills), Bionic Woman takes itself utterly and completely seriously. Makes sense, given that creators of this show hail from the ultra-serious re-imagining of Battlestar: Galactica, a show in which people are sent out of the airlock if they so much as crack a smile.

Problem is, Bionic Woman simply can't pull off such Galactica gravitas. It doesn't have the acting talent, writing talent, or even a premise to support such heaviness. Battlestar features Edward James Freakin' Olmos trying to stave off the complete annihilation of the human race from robots once under human control. Bionic Woman features Michelle Ryan sullenly asking "Why me?" for an hour. The stakes just aren't the same.

Throw in clunky exposition to such sullenness and you had a pilot that had me looking at my watch every few minutes: not a good sign, people. The first fifteen minutes chugged through all the backstory the show felt was necessary: Jaime Sommers is dating a successful professor/surgeon, Will, and living with her surly sister, Becca, who inherited her elder sibling's sunny disposition. Jaime announces she's pregnant, since apparently it wouldn't be bad enough that she's merely injured in a car wreck and loses her legs, arm, eye, and ear, but had to lose a baby as well in order for us to truly sympathize with her. (Hint: that's a sign the show doesn't have much faith in their lead's charisma.)

Amidst all this, we learn that Jaime is actually Bionic Woman 2 (Electric Boogaloo), with the first model, Sarah Corvis, having gone a leetle whacky in her post-hybrid life. Corvis, played by Katee Sackoff of Battlestar fame, stood out in this episode head and shoulders above the rest. In her climatic scene with Sommers, she reveals that she's slowly replaced her "human" parts over the years in order to remove "weakness" from her body. No quite sure where she's getting the parts, though, to be honest. Maybe Home Depot? After all, they keep telling me, "You can do it. We can help." Then again, I can't so much as build a birdcage, never mind a bionic leg. So I beg to differ with Home Depot's assertion. But that's another story for another day.

This scene zeroed in on what will most likely be a prevailing theme of the show: what right to those in Will's group have to manipulate and control the bodies of these women? Who owns their bodies and abilities? It's an interesting debate, one that reminds me of the constant Slayer/Watcher tension on Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Bionic, like Buffy, seems to take a feminist stance that the women in question are often singled out against their will by patriarchal forces to do the dirty work these men can't or won't do on their own. But Jaime: I served with Buffy Summers (well, I own all the DVDs, if that counts); I knew Buffy Summers (well, through hand-written fanfic, if that counts); Buffy Summers was a friend of mine (in my really awesome dreams). Jaime, you're no Buffy Summers.

Now, simply because this interesting point was treated ham-fistedly in the pilot is no reason to discard it from the show: in fact, it might be the only thing that keeps this show from sinking into a simple stunt-laden drama. The fact that everything in this happened in this episode happened TO her is dramatically interesting, but what will be interesting going forth is how she turns from a passive vessel into an active force. That's far more interesting to me than extended lessons about anthrocites, this show's version of the dreaded Star Wars midichlorians.

Furthermore, the show needs badly to infuse some of Sackoff's energy into Michelle Ryan's character. I've never seen East Enders, so I don't know Ryan's previous work, but Lord almighty, I've seen people in the middle of dental surgery having more fun than she was tonight. At one point, my wife turned to me and half-screamed, "Why didn't they give her a personality during the surgery?" I understand she shouldn't break into song upon learning that she's a walking laptop with super ninja skillz, but it's a bad sign when I cheer for the show's villain breaking the arm of my supposed hero. Just saying.

But hey, it's all good: there's plenty of good ideas on the show, even if they were clumsily executed on the first go-round. Jaime's journey from drink-slinging bartender to butt-kicking fembot should provide many excellent montages. The idea that Will's father will try and exact revenge on not only his son, but the entire organization, is interesting enough as a season-long plot. (Especially since Will's father, Anthony, is played by another Battlestar alum, Mark Sheppard, so amazingly good as Baltar's lawyer last season. And hey, Chief Tyrol played a prison guard! Yes, I miss Battlestar: Galactica, dearly. The way the deserts miss the rain. Is it obvious?)

The seeds for a good show are there. It's just that in this first week, they haven't quite begun to sprout just yet.

[MaxxFisher]

I don't know if anyone cares but Howard Stern liked it. here's what he had to say:

Howard started off the show talking about how busy he was with TV last night. He said he watched The Bionic Woman and thought it was very good. He said it was a really, really good show. He liked that they had the chick who plays Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica on that show. He said she was looking sexy all made up. He said the show looks good with a potential to get even better.

Some people may not like him but he has 6 million listeners nationwide

I look at it this way. We have seen Miguel, Molly & Katie before so we are automatically going to identify with them.
This is a pilot that had to introduce us to a lot of people in 44 minutes AND introduce us to the core of the sotry.
Bad guys/girls are always more interesting.
This was shot months & months ago.

This was a good to above average pilot. It is very , very rare that the first episode of a series is the best of the run. I think once this hits it's stride it will be so good.
Solid concept, good creative team, great cast.

My one hope. Don't lighten it. Make it even darker.

[storm2516]

I hope it's darker too.

Still, I think that too much happened in the beginning.

However, the first eppie is always the one that is to keep bringing us back, I will be back next week and I hope that it's gritter and darker and holds my attention.

I just hope . . . well lets just see what happens.

[Nad]

Ratings for the premiere:

The "Bionic Woman" premiere earned an 8.4/13 and was also the night's top show among adults 18-49.

Source

Pretty strong numbers IMO

Off to watch the pilot right now, I'll be back with my thoughts later.

[MaxxFisher]

From TVGuide.com

9 pm Private Practice (14.4 mil) came away with a slight lead over Bionic Woman (13.6 mil) in total viewers, though Jaime Sommers drew a slightly sexier demo. (Note: The Grey's eppy that laid the foundation for the spin-off drew 21 mil. Apples, oranges, I know.) Criminal Minds was No. 3 with 12.7 mil (a 23 percent plunge from a year ago). Gossip Girl (2.55 mil) was down 30 percent from its debut. UPDATE: BW was NBC's highest-rated Wednesday series launch (in 18-49) since '99's The West Wing.

[Alexander]

It was the highest rated new drama series and it beat out Private Practice which got slammed with some online reviews in the most important showdown at that 9pm timeslot.

So as much as Bionic Woman left desired in the pilot episode, they did better than OK and I know the show will only get better!

[Nad]

I thought the pilot was okay, not what I expected but okay. There was too much stuff going on for one episode IMO, but they have to start somewhere.

Ken, Alex - I can see why you'd be reminded of Alias, you can easily compare Jamie's situation with Sydney's in the Alias pilot . Lets hope BW will be able to create a similar fanbase.

I'm really happy about the ratings, especially compared to the much hyped Private Practice.

The pilot episode may not have been the best one, but I'll be back watching next week.

[a new hope]

I didn't like the pilot I really hope things get better. I like the idea of the show and it has so much potential...

[lostaway04]

I just watched the pilot, thanks to YouTube. It was pretty good. Usually pilots aren't that great because they have so much to introduce. Still, it was pretty good. I plan on watching the airing of 'Paradise Lost' tomorrow night on Sci-Fi so I will be caught up. This shows seems to have a lot of potentional. I can't wait to see where it goes.

[-Louise-]

This is the show I am most behind with; i.e. until just now I hadn't watched the pilot .

Well I really enjoyed it, I had read a lot of reviews that were negative and worried that it would be dire but personally it was a good pilot and drew me in; mainly thanks to the scenes with Jamie/Sarah Corvus. Michelle Ryan is very good in the lead role considering its her first big show and she didn't even have that much of a high profile in the UK apart from Eastenders.

What with the appearance of Isaiah Washington in future episodes I'm definitely sticking with the show.