[Natasha122]

The episode was alright.... Lately I'm not sure how I feel about most episodes. Like does all of this stuff really happen to 18 year olds?

[phoemster]

That OM3 was fierce. I have to give credit to Hilary Duff though, I really didn't think she had it in her.

What will Lily do with letter? Dun, dun, dun.

The episode was pretty good! Although I feel sad for Eric.

[own worst enemy]

^ Yeah cause 3somes in college is a bit out there. NOT!

[sendtherain]

Loved CBS in the elevator, ROFL. And I liked that Serena didn't even mind that Chuck had been listening in to her whole dad confession.

Which reminds me, if Lily gets rid of Keith's letter... I WILL STAB HER.

[own worst enemy]

Serena is not getting that letter. Not gonna happen.

[naturellebella]

Originally Posted by own worst enemy (View Post) Serena is not getting that letter. Not gonna happen.

But then she'll find out later somehow and then Lily will be left w/ egg on her face. Or maybe he was writing a letter to say he's coming to see her? Who knows. Stealing letters isn't good.

[Kiss of Death]

Gossip Girl 3x09



For those of you who know me, and know who I ship, my heart is pounding. I’m really about to fall over. *deep breaths*

Okay, episode time.

One, why is Cotillion a month early?

So, more than just Constance at Cotillion. Jenny realizes she is NOBODY. Good.

B/C. Nate’s move-in. They need a lost weekend. CN are roomies. *dies*

Trip hires Serena. They talk about a potato sack race from 1998. When..Serena..was…7. And Trip was like..14 *blinks* Okay… The uh..black man… (is that supposed to be Bryan?) gives ST the same look I give them.

Dan, Olivia, Vanessa are studying for midterms.

GUYS! The Geek Squad! They want a fourth movie. Olivia’s denying it. I love the leader of the Geeks. Can we have more Leader of the Geeks/Blair scenes? Those are too fun… (What? Stop looking at me like that.)

Lily is at rehearsal, telling Jenny she needs to catch up. But wait, isn’t this the first class? Sure, but they’ve all been taking dance lessons for ever, Brooklyn!

Eric is supposed to be an escort. Cece would be so proud! Keira. I don’t know how she wants to spell her name, but this is how I spell it until I get something official. I approve.

Our threesome. Olivia’s on the phone. DV are talking. There’s a list of 15 things to do at college. They want to do them before Olivia leaves!

Eric spots Jenny trying dances. They twirl a bit. Eric’s better than her. She agrees. Eric tells her she can go with Jonathan. Jenny goes back in. Eric sees she has a text. And gets rid of Graham.

van der Woodsen dinner. (I love that they use it. Don’t forget it!) BS are fighting. Jenny comes around. Now B’s Jenny’s mentor.

This BS is….bs. Apparently Chuck is the ONLY person in the world who understands. Because none of the rest of us do.

Eric and Jonathan. Star Wars references. They would.

S leaves and ends up at Trip’s office. Bringing dinner! And her title is Media Relations Rep. And the black guy peaks in again. Trip tells S to leave.

Keira is super!fangirl and tells Jenny about Graham and Jenny’s not happy!



I stake claim, guys. I’m the world’s biggest Blair/Eric fan. I’ll fight you for it. The BE tonight? ALMOST as good as the..other thing. Almost, damn, yes, I did say there was something better. (AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT!)

Jenny tells B her era is over. erm, wha? I call Jenny’s bull****.

“She can’t get away with this.” – Eric
“She won’t.” – Blair



All right Chuck. I love BC schemes, but alas, move aside, baby, I think BE just might catch up. *pets Eric* And!!! Gossip Girl’s voice over? New Team, bitches!

NBC. Nate is SOOOO drugged up/hung over. OMG, I need that more often, pretty please..

B’s all calm. Chuck doesn’t want to clean up the storm.

Nate doesn’t get why they’re fighting. NEITHER DO WE! We’re ALL Natefused! Alas, Chuck gets it. They’re fighting over who loves the other more. And Nate’s like…can you fight over that? WE DO NOT KNOW, NATIE!

ST. It’s really awkward…

Saved by the fake!text by Blair!Chuck.

B wants to make Keira queen.

And montage of all the girls getting ready.

College party! Shots. Tequila! Olivia has a call. Geeks come up to DV. They hate Dan. SO DO I! SO DOES BLAIR! Can Leader of the Geeks/Blair talk about this? (Do not ask me my thing about this…I have ISSUES!)

Olivia returns. She has to do the movie.

B looks at her work. And Eric comes in with K’s date. Graham. OMG, he’s generic!ken doll. Jesus. *blinks* eww (BTW, I called the Eric/Graham thing. Oh yeah.)

Nate’s there. LR. JN. I don’t care.

BN! I love them as friends. There’s a note and a key and Natie was messenger.


But, first, BE. Alone. And Eric tells B about what happens in summer camp doesn’t always stay. Hehe He’s learning. I love it!

DOV. They decide to leave the party.

Blair and Serena. Realize they’ve been set up. NOT QUITE. So they get into the elevator. And that’s the real set up ladies. That’s how it’s done. Okay, Chuck’s still King.

He’s so using his cameras. Perv.

“So, what did my text supposedly say?”

“That you were sorry and that you missed me.”

“Did you text back?”

S nods. AWWWWWWWWW

Still, just as useless as it is EVERY ****ING YEAR! Weeeee

OH!! It’s the same Cotillion woman! I love that. YAY! Props!

Jenny’s got no escort. Whispers.

Jenny/Eric. J wants after Blair. She calls Nate.

Elevator. They’re talking about S’s summer/dad. Mention B’s many dad’s. Nate having to go to prison to visit his.

“Not knowing you is your father’s loss.”

S talks about her father always going and coming back with presents. “And then one day, he didn’t come back.”

And then they talk about Trip. B is NOT happy.

“I don’t know if I can trust myself around him.” (Just go to Nate for Christ’s sake.)

B says NO. Stay away. I agree. Bad news.

Ah, pervy!Chuck. WE MISSED YOU, baby!

“If you two wanna kiss, it won’t count as cheating.” Hehe

DOV. They have done 14 out of 15 things.

Olivia wants to do them all!

Eh, and then she sees what they haven’t done. But she’s game.

DO kiss. VO kiss.

I have been waiting for this moment since Vanessa first showed up.

This thing..might have just been the BEST thing all season.

SOMEONE MAKE MY AN ANI! The Dan/Vanessa kiss just…

AND THEN! And then! They pull apart and Dan just LOOKS at her for an extra second. Please someone tell me this is the moment that Dan realizes he STILL loves this woman.

Blah blah blah Jenny. Don’t ruin my DV moment.

Eric’s not happy. NEITHER AM I.

S tells B she’s going to Trip’s to hand in her resignation.

Jonathan. Ah, and I hate him back from last Thanksgiving and the cheating.

“Have you really been scheming with Blair?”

YES! THANK ****ING GOD, too. I am so happy. You deserve better, Eric. Don’t cry. (Can Eric have a REAL boyfriend now?)

BC dancing! HE IS WEARING A RED BOW TIE. THEY MATCH. I love matching. B leaves to spend time with the bestie. Sorry, Chuck. (WHERE IS MY CE SCENE?)

Eric/Jenny. He hears Jenny threaten Keira. K/E. Eric’s not done playing. YAY!

This ST is like…too much for me to try to be comfortable with. It’s so damn AWKWARD. (Blake and Aaron don’t work so well together, sorry.)

B comes there. S tells her to go. She does. *sighs*

Can BCE hang out now?

Lily says Vanya said there was something for her to sign for Bass Industries. LILY STILL IS A PART OF IT! So if something bad happens with Chuck, he does have the back-up. (My vdB soul thanks you for not getting rid of Lily and Bass Industries.)

DUN DUN DUN. There is a letter! To S from…DADDY. Dun dun dun!

DOV are sleeping in Dan’s bed.

Incoming text: Movie is not happening.


Awkward!


Oh, also. NO N-JBC. BULL!

[Natasha122]

Originally Posted by own worst enemy (View Post) ^ Yeah cause 3somes in college is a bit out there. NOT!

The college stuff was accurate but I mean the rest. Like working for congressman, opening bars, buying hotels, etc.

[JamieScott]

Ah, pervy!Chuck. WE MISSED YOU, baby! “If you two wanna kiss, it won’t count as cheating.” Hehe

I missed him too. LOVE IT!!

[V-Nessa]

Originally Posted by Kiss of Death (View Post) For those of you who know me, and know who I ship, my heart is pounding. I’m really about to fall over. *deep breaths* I stake claim, guys. I’m the world’s biggest Blair/Eric fan. I’ll fight you for it. The BE tonight? ALMOST as good as the..other thing. Almost, damn, yes, I did say there was something better. (AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT!) Jenny tells B her era is over. erm, wha? I call Jenny’s bull****. “She can’t get away with this.” – Eric “She won’t.” – Blair I have been waiting for this moment since Vanessa first showed up. This thing..might have just been the BEST thing all summer. SOMEONE MAKE MY AN ANI! The Dan/Vanessa kiss just… AND THEN! And then! They pull apart and Dan just LOOKS at her for an extra second. Please someone tell me this is the moment that Dan realizes he STILL loves this woman. Blah blah blah Jenny. Don’t ruin my DV moment.

Same to all this

[Kiss of Death]

Nessa! Love you. hehe! *giggles*

[Queen Bee]

“If you two wanna kiss, it won’t count as cheating.”

Best line of the night!

DV were HOT, Jackie!

[JamieScott]

Oh Charles....

[Kiss of Death]

I am like DEAD RIGHT NOW! DEAD! It was extremely hot!

[NOLA504]

Originally Posted by Queen Bee (View Post) Best line of the night!

No this was Blair: Bass "This is a punishable offense, and not the kind of punishment you like!"