The 2nd Witwicky Family Appreciation Thread

Reasons;
Because embarrasing parents FTW!
Because Ron is on neighbourhood watch.
Because Judy will kick your ass!
Because they have family grass.
Because they approve of Mikaela.
Because that's a father-son thing.

Transformers Quotes;
Sam: [in a used car showroom] You ever
seen "The 40 Year Old Virgin"?
Ron: Yeah...
Sam: Well, you see this? [points to a car]
This is the 40-year-old virgin, and this
[points to another car] is the 50-year-old virgin.

Sam: This... I can't do it anymore. You're putting
girl jewelry on a boy dog.
Judy: What?
Sam: He's got enough self-esteem issues
being a Chihuahua, Mom.
Judy: That's his bling.

Judy: Please for the love of God drive safely!
[Sam drives away with the Camaro in a massive
cloud of black exhaust]
Judy: Wow. You are so cheap.
Ron: Well, it's his first car... supposed to be like that.

Ron: 5... 4... It's comin' off the hinges, pal.
3... 2... stand back!
Sam: What's up?... What's with the bat?
Ron: Who were you talking to?
Sam: Talkin' to you.
Judy: Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
Sam: I'm a child. Ya know, I'm a teenager.

Judy: [barging into Sam's bedroom, her husband
in tow] Oh, for Pete's sakes! You are so defensive!
Were you... masturbating?
Ron: Judy...
Sam: [frantic] Was I master... No, Mom!
Ron: Zip it, okay?
Judy: It's okay...
Sam: No, I don't masturbate!
Ron: That's not something for you to bring up.
Judy: Okay.
Ron: That's a father-and-son thing, okay?
Sam: Father-son thing...
Judy: I mean, you don't have to call it that word
if that makes you uncomfortable... you can call it
Sam's happy time or...
Sam: [amazed] Happy time?
Judy: ...my special alone time...
Ron: Judy, stop!
Judy: ...with myself.
Sam: Mom, you can't come in and...
Judy: I'm sorry. It's just been a weird night.
I've had a little bit to drink

Judy: Sam, we heard you talking to someone...
Sam: Mom, I...
[Sam's parents fall silent and stare at Mikaela]
Mikaela: Hi, I'm Mikaela. I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
[Judy starts giggling and chucks Sam on the shoulder]
Judy: Gosh, you're gorgeous! [turns to Ron]
Isn't that the prettiest girl?
Sam: She can hear you talking, Mom.

Transformers: Revenge
Of The Fallen Quotes;
(From Trailer)
Sam: You don't stop, you don't
hide, you run!
Ron: We go together!

(From Trailer)
[arriving at Sam's college]
Judy: Look at this place! I feel smarter
already! Can you smell that?
Ron: Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year...

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