[GrhmLz]

T h e 10th Anti-Kelly Taylor T h r e a d


Credit to: Inside Of Love

+ H a t e r s List +
1.) cartiergurl01
2.) -Miranda-
3.) Jordan23
4.) The truth hurts
5.) CharlieXScene
6.) yulan
7.) PiCkLeS4dAwSoN
8.) Leneoth
9.) Unfaithful
10.) SmashinglySweet
11.) GrhmLz
12.) Jadoo
13.) The truth hurts
14.) Browneyes1980
15.) Undeniable
16.) SweetGirl07
17.) LAYLEY-FOREVER
18.) sabriras
19.) angel_wings05
20.) *Dominique*
21.) ChiltonYale
22.) Swamy
23.) tweety78
24.) Romain
25.) anti.social.
26.) charmingbrenda
27.) 4brathan&brucas (for the times when she's with Dylan)
28.) claudypritz
29.) semmanclana
30.) CheEsecAKe&BRUCAS
31.) The.Rebel.
32.) thineownself
33.) SmashinglySweet
34.) ric88
35.) THE-GBRD
36.) lovder&mer
37.) brendadylan1984
38.) *Lucie*
39.) stormsoflife
40.) :Kat:
41.) Denise
42.) brendawalshrocks90210
43.) Leyton 4ever
44.) liltashaque
45.) NtnLilo
46.) Jilda
47.) genki
48.) she.is.not.you
49.) Samii
50.) Musicchild
51.) Banana Pudding
52.) Leyton 4ever
53.) toxicgurl169
54.) nuzizister
55.) breaking silence

+ R e m i n d e r s +
Hypocrite
****
Bitch
PBF (Perma Bitch Face)
Squeaky voice
Perma victim
Damsel in distress
Backstabber
Best friend betrayer
Hollier-than-tou attitude
"Sainthood"

+ S o m e of her v i c t im s: +

+ B r e n d a +



Kelly: Well, we all have our crosses to bear.

Brenda: Or our legs to uncross.

+ V a l e r i e +



Valerie: Kelly...beautiful, smart, blah, blah, blah. Everybody loves her. Well, maybe not everybody. It's funny when you think about everything that she has. You know, I think that Brandon's always loved her even before they started going out. She yawns and happens to flash some teeth and guys thinks she's smiling and just kind of fall to her feet. She's said a lot of things that destroyed me, but nobody calls her a bitch. I guess, she's being constructive in her criticsm. People say I hate her. I don't, but she bugs me.

+ G i n a +



Gina (to Kelly): Bitch.

Dylan: Just cool it, alright.

Kelly walks over to Gina and Gina slaps her hard making her face twist.

+ R e a s o n s +
1. Because she's not a saint like almost everyone treated her.
2. Because she was introduced as a selfish, superficial, narcissistic bitch.
3. Because her selfishness and self-centeredness never really changed throughout her time on the show.
4. Because everything was always all about her.
5. When in question of Kelly’s attitude or problem with someone there’s the easy answer: “Kelly’s a bitch.”
6. Because she highlighted Brenda’s hair and when it came out hideous instead of apologizing to her she walked away and snickered.
7. Because she hit on Dylan right after he got with Brenda.
8. Because she called her best friend dumb.
9. Because although she was right on about Steve’s temporary girlfriend being a gold-digger; her only interest was the fact that Steve was finally dating instead of lusting around for her.
10. Because she made her mom’s wedding all about her.
11. Because she called Brenda a bitch when she told Kelly the reality of her relationship with Jake.
12. Because she was bitchy to David even when he was trying to help her.
13. Because she cheated with her best friends boyfriend, lied to her best friend about it for months while even “fake innocently” fighting over him.
14. Because she chose her feelings and relationship with Dylan over her friendship with Brenda.
15. Because she dare acted offended when Brenda called her a bimbo when she went out with her best friends boyfriend the day after they broke up.
16. Because she told Brenda not to shut her out only a week after betraying her.
17. Because she hypocritically blamed Brenda for holding a grudge against her when she held tons of long-term grudges against others.
18. Because she made Dylan’s dad funeral all about her.
19. Because she had the nerve to be jealous of Brenda trying to comfort Dylan after his dad died when she was his girlfriend in the first place.
20. Because she shoved her relationship with Dylan in front of Brenda’s face without even thinking about her feelings.
21. Because she got jealous of Dylan spending the day fishing with Brenda when again he was Brenda’s boyfriend in the first place.
22. Because when she tried to change Dylan when they got to college instead of accepting him.
23. Because she couldn’t handle or accept Dylan when he was at his worst.
24. Because she cheated on Dylan and left him for John Sears and then when she discovered that John Sears only wanted to get in her pants; she went running back to Dylan.
25. Because she picked a fight at Thanksgiving at the Walshes with Dylan just because he didn’t go to her Thanksgiving and instead Brenda’s.
26. Because she judged David, was so non-understanding, and blabbed to almost everyone in the group about his drug addiction when he was so much more understanding to her when she was on drugs.
27. Because she was jealous whenever Dylan defended, was there for, and bailed Brenda out of trouble when yet again he was her boyfriend in the first place.
28. Because she was jealous of Dylan’s newfound family taking up his attention instead of being happy for him that he had a family.
29. Because instead of trying to work out her distance with Dylan again after they get back together she cheats on him with Brandon.
30. Because of the bitchy gleam in her eye when she met Valerie.
31. Because of how she went over to Dylan’s house at 2 in the morning after he found out about her and Brandon and acted jealous and hurt when he made out with another girl in her face.
32. Because she referenced to Dylan as still her boyfriend when she was with Brandon.
33. Because she hypocritically judged Valerie for two timing Steve with Dylan when she did the same thing more than once.
34. Because she called Dylan a bastard when he was in a coma.
35. Because she was bitchy to Valerie when she asked to use Kelly’s notes and then was insincere when she apologized to Valerie.
36. Because she snitched on Valerie when she found out she was smoking pot.
37. Because she cheated on both Brandon and Dylan with each other.
38. Because she stole her best friends boyfriend and then hopped into bed with his best friend about 10 minutes after they broke up, who happens to be the twin brother of the best friend she stole the boyfriend from.
39. Because when she was burned in the fire all she could think about was maintaining her looks instead of not dying.
40. Because she wished for Allison, the girl she was stuck in the fire with, to get burned instead of her.
41. Because she was the weak one in the fire, bitching about getting burned when Allison was the strong one and was the one who got severely burned. WTF kind of justice is that?!
42. Because of her god awful cult storyline.
43. Because whenever she’s a victim everyone fawns all around her instead of some other characters’ who might have been victimized worse (*cough* Valerie and Gina exc.*)
44. Because she was jealous whenever any of her exes moved on even though she might have been doing the same.
45. Because, “I choose me.” Enough said.
46. Because every guy she dates has to pine after her for long periods of time.
47. Because she didn’t even apologize to Valerie for her psycho friend Tara vandalizing her car when she found out it was her who did it.
48. Because she hypocritically told off Dylan for not considering her feelings when he was about to marry Toni when she was also involved with someone else.
49. Because how no one let her or expected an apology from her after how horrible she was during her drug addiction.
50. How even her roommates where jealous when someone stole her attention from them.
51. Because she had to be the most selfish character on the show.
52. Because she only decided to make peace with Valerie after she found out about her father’s abuse towards her.
53. Because no one ever called her on her crap and if they did she would always make up some self-righteous excuse.
54. Because whenever she cheated on someone it was “different” and “there were feelings involved.”
55. Because of how she immaturely modeled her wedding dress for Brandon to show him what he could’ve had after their called off wedding.
56. Because of her unecessary and hypocritical judgement when someone did something immoraly correct in her eyes.
57. Because of her god awful too short haircut in season 8.
58. Because of her sleeping with Dylan in Mexico while he was with Gina.
59. Because of how she expected Matt to forgive her for it since her situation was “different” and he was with and taking care of his sick wife.
60. Because her apology to Gina about sleeping with her boyfriend was incredibly insincere.
61. Because she had a problem with Gina holding a grudge against her for sleeping with Dylan yet what did she expect? She slept with her boyfriend?!
62. Because she hated Valerie so bad and wanted to kill her when she went out with Colin even though she was the one who broke up with him and Colin was the one who pursued Valerie.
63. Because she was jealous of Gina being with Dylan even though she was with Matt at the time.
64. Because instead of getting punished or at least yelled at for cheating with her ex while being in a committed relationship; she gets rewarded with a marriage proposal.
65. Because Gina got kicked out when she talked publicly about her rape, but no one barely stuck up for Gina when she was indirectly blamed by Kelly for her for her father’s death.
66. Because of the stupid storyline she had revising history with her and Steve about him re-confessing spreading rumors about her in highschool and her “fake” soul searching walk on the beach.
67. Because of only being there for Dylan during the times he was drinking and doing drugs when it was convenient.
68. Because she made Matt being a surrogate for his brother all about her.
69. Because she dared to ask Gina indirectly if it was her fault her father died.
70. Because she was committed to Matt, but proposed to Dylan and contemplated having a relationship with him while she was with him.
71. Because of the permanent bitch face she had, that was cringeworthy everytime it showed up.
72. Because she would always have to bitch about and find something bad about almost every new person joining the group.

[thineownself]

More Kelly hate! Bring it on!

Thanks, Heather!

[GrhmLz]

You're Welcome, Shanti!

And you know what the OP really needs? Some more anti-art. And maybe a Kelly quote of the moment?

[cartiergurl01]

I'll bring some more anti-art when I revamp the OP. Are anti-icons allowed?

[thineownself]

I think anti-art of any kind is fine so long as it's about the character. I've seen anti-icons on other boards. You should check with Ruby though.

Anti-art! I have lots and lots of quotes. And so much art on my agenda but I never get around to it. Bandit stuff, Anti-Kelly, Anti-DK, etc.

I'll post some potential quotes of the moment.

[cartiergurl01]

Yay for the arts!

[GrhmLz]

Yeah anti-art and icons should be fine because we are making them about the character Kelly Taylor. We can always double-check though.

Shanti ... bring some of those quotes on. I've been trying to gather some myself.

[cartiergurl01]

Me too. Here's some:

Kelly: Tell me something do you get a rush out of testing yourself? Or is it just a test for your friends? Keep us on our toes.
Dylan: Yeah, that’s right because it’s all about you.
Kelly: I’d like to know what it is. Risking everything just to feel something.
Dylan: Look, just for the record, uh I didn’t volunteer to go out playing Russian roulette okay? I was sitting at home watching the tip-off of the Laker game when Noah got kidnapped.
Kelly: What?
Noah: So I laid down a lot of cash and oh, incidentally risked my life to get him back. And you know what? It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t sexy. I wouldn’t try it at home kids.
Kelly: Dylan, I had no idea.
Dylan: Oh, that’s okay. The real bright spot was as my life flashed before my eyes, your lectures went a lot quicker.

Kelly: We?
Dylan: Yeah, me and Gina.
Kelly: She didn’t grieve long.
Dylan: Hey, don’t do that.

Kelly (on Valerie): But everytime I close my eyes I can see him kissing her ad it tears me up inside. You know what it makes me want to do?
Tara: A big fat line?
Kelly: No. It makes me want to kill her.

Kelly (to Valerie): You are such a bitch.

Kelly: I choose me.

Kelly: You know, I, um, am really trying not to be mad at you for letting her stay.
Brandon: You know Kel, it is possible that Val’s the victim here.

Brandon: I’ve been busy this summer.
Dylan: Yeah, so’s Kelly from what I hear.
Brandon: No kidding. I met the loser coming out of her bedroom this morning.
Dylan gives him a priceless expression.
Brandon: So much for I choose me.

Kelly: Who am I to blame Valerie for sleeping around? Let she who has not sinned cast the first stone. I’ve sinned as much as anybody. I’ve sinned with my best friend’s boyfriend. I slept with my boyfriend’s best friend.

Valerie: Well, ladies I gotta get back to work.
Kelly: Her pimp must have paged her.

Valerie: I just want to say it’s been peachy being you tonight.
Kelly: And what kind of crack is that Valerie?
Valerie: Well, I’ve been playing miss goody two shoes all night. It’s been wonderful. Thank you.
She see’s a carved plaque.
Valerie: Kelly is a ****. Must be a different Kelly, right?
Kelly: I wish.
Valerie: Snow white has a past? Oh, do tell.’
Kelly: You find this amusing do you?
Valerie: Ironic.
Kelly: You of all people ought to know how something like that could stick.

Valerie: Right, Kelly. Beautiful, smart, blah, blah, blah. Everybody loves her. Well, maybe not everybody. It’s funny when you think about everything that she has. You know, I think Brandon’s always loved her. Even before they started going out. She yawns and happens to flash some teeth and guys think she’s smiling and just kind of fall to her feet. She said a lot of things that destroyed me, but nobody calls her a bitch. Because she’s being constructive in her criticism. People say I hate her. I don’t, but she bugs me.

Valerie (about Kelly): Well, the queen sure likes her subjects to grovel.

Valerie: God, I hate her.

Valerie: God, I hate you.

Dylan: I assume this isn’t just a physical thing, right? Because Kelly, she’s not into that. Not anymore. Isn’t that right, Kel?

Donna: How dare you side with David after what he did to me?
Kelly: You know, I’m not siding with David. I’m just saying I can understand the kind of pressure he was under.
Donna: Oh, you would.
Kelly: What is that supposed to mean?
Donna: It means you’re just like Ariel. You’ll do whatever it takes to get the guy that you want.
Kelly: Get a life!
Donna: Yeah, I will. Just stay the hell out of mine, okay?

Donna: Then, why are doing it? I mean, it’s just a college play.
Kelly: I don’t know. Maybe the only reason that I’m hanging on is because Brenda told me I should forget about it.
Donna: So it is Brenda.
Kelly: And when Dylan sides with her it drives me crazy.
Donna: Well, no one said you had to be a martyr just back off world war 3.
Kelly: Hey, I’m not the one who came howling in here.
Donna: Look, Brenda is not a threat to you. It’s more like the other way around.
Kelly: That’s the way you see it.
Donna: No, actually that’s the way she see’s it. She told me. She says she’s still screwed up about losing Dylan to you. And now with the play, I mean think about it. Who’s under attack?

Kelly: Look, Dylan. I know we didn’t have the easiest time together. But at least when you were sober, you had more dignity than the guy I found licking salt off the neck of a glorified hooker. What did you do that to humiliate me? To pay me back for falling in love with someone else? Because if you did, it worked. I was humiliated.

[thineownself]

Here's one that alway's great b/c it comes from the source itself.

"I’m just a stupid blonde bitch who’s not really worth it."
~Kelly Taylor in 3.25 "Senior Poll"

Now that I look at it, most of my quotes are DK related. I wish I had saved Val's quote about her. Something about fangs and a sweet smile. I'll dig that one up soon.

[GrhmLz]

Great, Mikela. I love Dylan's last line in the first one.

ETA: Shanti. That one is awesome.

[cartiergurl01]

"I’m just a stupid blonde bitch who’s not really worth it."

Future title!

[thineownself]

Cool.

In the meanwhile, I come with gifts.

The Beautiful and the Damned
also known as "The Kelly Taylor Memorial Victim Award" article. A must-read!

This I saved from an early thread b/c it's just too funny:

"If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck,
it must be Kelly Taylor and proverbially suck."
Credit: yulan (Esma)

[GrhmLz]

YES! A future title.

Here's one from an eppy I watched: Wedding Bell Blues. Here's an example of one of her fake, twisted apologies that really aren't apologies at all ...

Kelly: I feel so stupid. I mean, I called you a bitch and now my mom's getting married at your house?

Right, Kelly. You only felt the need to apologize because you get to use her mom's house and it didn't occur to you to just apologize for calling her the bitch you really are?! It should have been:

I feel so stupid. I mean, I called you a bitch when I'm really the biggest bitch in the world.

ETA: Shanti, I'm checking that out now.

[charmingbrenda]

thnks for the new thread!!!

"I’m just a stupid blonde bitch who’s not really worth it."

love it!!! music to my ears!!!

[thineownself]

Ok, I put them all together. And I added a little more onto Mikela's "I choose me" quote. Hope that's ok.

Quotes

Kelly: Tell me something do you get a rush out of testing yourself? Or is it just a test for your friends? Keep us on our toes.
Dylan: Yeah, that’s right because it’s all about you.
Kelly: I’d like to know what it is. Risking everything just to feel something.
Dylan: Look, just for the record, uh I didn’t volunteer to go out playing Russian roulette okay? I was sitting at home watching the tip-off of the Laker game when Noah got kidnapped.
Kelly: What?
Noah: So I laid down a lot of cash and oh, incidentally risked my life to get him back. And you know what? It wasn’t fun, it wasn’t sexy. I wouldn’t try it at home kids.
Kelly: Dylan, I had no idea.
Dylan: Oh, that’s okay. The real bright spot was as my life flashed before my eyes, your lectures went a lot quicker.

Kelly: We?
Dylan: Yeah, me and Gina.
Kelly: She didn’t grieve long.
Dylan: Hey, don’t do that.

Kelly (on Valerie): But every time I close my eyes I can see him kissing her and it tears me up inside. You know what it makes me want to do?
Tara: A big fat line?
Kelly: No. It makes me want to kill her.

Kelly (to Valerie): You are such a bitch.

Kelly: I've made my choice and I choose me.

Kelly: You know, I, um, am really trying not to be mad at you for letting her stay.
Brandon: You know Kel, it is possible that Val’s the victim here.

Brandon: I’ve been busy this summer.
Dylan: Yeah, so’s Kelly from what I hear.
Brandon: No kidding. I met the loser coming out of her bedroom this morning.
Dylan gives him a priceless expression.
Brandon: So much for I choose me.

Kelly: Who am I to blame Valerie for sleeping around? Let she who has not sinned cast the first stone. I’ve sinned as much as anybody. I’ve sinned with my best friend’s boyfriend. I slept with my boyfriend’s best friend.

Valerie: Well, ladies I gotta get back to work.
Kelly: Her pimp must have paged her.

Valerie: I just want to say it’s been peachy being you tonight.
Kelly: And what kind of crack is that Valerie?
Valerie: Well, I’ve been playing miss goody two shoes all night. It’s been wonderful. Thank you.
She see’s a carved plaque.
Valerie: Kelly is a ****. Must be a different Kelly, right?
Kelly: I wish.
Valerie: Snow white has a past? Oh, do tell.
Kelly: You find this amusing do you?
Valerie: Ironic.
Kelly: You of all people ought to know how something like that could stick.

Valerie: Right, Kelly. Beautiful, smart, blah, blah, blah. Everybody loves her. Well, maybe not everybody. It’s funny when you think about everything that she has. You know, I think Brandon’s always loved her. Even before they started going out. She yawns and happens to flash some teeth and guys think she’s smiling and just kind of fall to her feet. She said a lot of things that destroyed me, but nobody calls her a bitch. Because she’s being constructive in her criticism. People say I hate her. I don’t, but she bugs me.

Valerie (about Kelly): Well, the queen sure likes her subjects to grovel.

Valerie: God, I hate her.

Valerie: God, I hate you.

Dylan: I assume this isn’t just a physical thing, right? Because Kelly, she’s not into that. Not anymore. Isn’t that right, Kel?

Donna: How dare you side with David after what he did to me?
Kelly: You know, I’m not siding with David. I’m just saying I can understand the kind of pressure he was under.
Donna: Oh, you would.
Kelly: What is that supposed to mean?
Donna: It means you’re just like Ariel. You’ll do whatever it takes to get the guy that you want.
Kelly: Get a life!
Donna: Yeah, I will. Just stay the hell out of mine, okay?

Donna: Then, why are doing it? I mean, it’s just a college play.
Kelly: I don’t know. Maybe the only reason that I’m hanging on is because Brenda told me I should forget about it.
Donna: So it is Brenda.
Kelly: And when Dylan sides with her it drives me crazy.
Donna: Well, no one said you had to be a martyr just back off world war 3.
Kelly: Hey, I’m not the one who came howling in here.
Donna: Look, Brenda is not a threat to you. It’s more like the other way around.
Kelly: That’s the way you see it.
Donna: No, actually that’s the way she see’s it. She told me. She says she’s still screwed up about losing Dylan to you. And now with the play, I mean think about it. Who’s under attack?

Kelly: Look, Dylan. I know we didn’t have the easiest time together. But at least when you were sober, you had more dignity than the guy I found licking salt off the neck of a glorified hooker. What did you do that to humiliate me? To pay me back for falling in love with someone else? Because if you did, it worked. I was humiliated.

xxx

And these two...

"I’m just a stupid blonde bitch who’s not really worth it."
~Kelly Taylor in 3.25 "Senior Poll"

"She's the kind of woman you've got to watch out for in this town. Blonde, sweet smile, fangs well hidden."
~Val (to Rob) in S7