Beverly Hills 90210 - Anti-Kelly Taylor #7: Because Those in Glass Houses Shouldn't Throw Stones.

yulan · 05-19-2008, 11:19 AM

T h e 7th Anti-Kelly Taylor T h r e a d

Credit to: Inside Of Love

+ H a t e r s List +
1.) cartiergurl01
2.) -Miranda-
3.) Jordan23
4.) The truth hurts
5.) CharlieXScene
6.) yulan
7.) PiCkLeS4dAwSoN
8.) Leneoth
9.) Unfaithful
10.) SmashinglySweet
11.) GhrmLz
12.) Jadoo
13.) The truth hurts
14.) Browneyes1980
15.) Undeniable
16.) SweetGirl07
17.) LAYLEY-FOREVER
18.) sabriras
19.) angel_wings05
20.) *Dominique*
21.) ChiltonYale
22.) Swamy
23.) tweety78
24.) Romain
25.) anti.social.
26.) charmingbrenda
27.) 4brathan&brucas (for the times when she's with Dylan)
28.) claudypritz
29.) semmanclana
30.) CheEsecAKe&BRUCAS
31.) The.Rebel.
32.) thineownself
33.) SmashinglySweet
34.) ric88
35.) THE-GBRD
36.) lovder&mer
37.) brendadylan1984
38.) *Lucie*
39.) stormsoflife
40.) :Kat:
41.) Denise
42.) brendawalshrocks90210
43.) Leyton 4ever
44.) liltashaque

+ R e m i n d e r s +
Hypocrite
****
Bitch
PBF (Perma Bitch Face)
Squeaky voice
Perma victim
Damsel in distress
Backstabber
Best friend betrayer
Hollier-than-tou attitude
"Sainthood"

+ S o m e of her v i c t im s: +

+ B r e n d a +

Kelly: Well, we all have our crosses to bear.

Brenda: Or our legs to uncross.

+ V a l e r i e +

Valerie: Kelly...beautiful, smart, blah, blah, blah. Everybody loves her. Well, maybe not everybody. It's funny when you think about everything that she has. You know, I think that Brandon's always loved her even before they started going out. She yawns and happens to flash some teeth and guys thinks she's smiling and just kind of fall to her feet. She's said a lot of things that destroyed me, but nobody calls her a bitch. I guess, she's being constructive in her criticsm. People say I hate her. I don't, but she bugs me.

+ G i n a +

Gina (to Kelly): Bitch.

Dylan: Just cool it, alright.

Kelly walks over to Gina and Gina slaps her hard making her face twist.

+ R e a s o n s +
1. Because she's not a saint like almost everyone treated her.
2. Because she was introduced as a selfish, superficial, narcissistic bitch.
3. Because her selfishness and self-centeredness never really changed throughout her time on the show.
4. Because everything was always all about her.
5. When in question of Kelly’s attitude or problem with someone there’s the easy answer: “Kelly’s a bitch.”
6. Because she highlighted Brenda’s hair and when it came out hideous instead of apologizing to her she walked away and snickered.
7. Because she hit on Dylan right after he got with Brenda.
8. Because she called her best friend dumb.
9. Because although she was right on about Steve’s temporary girlfriend being a gold-digger; her only interest was the fact that Steve was finally dating instead of lusting around for her.
10. Because she made her mom’s wedding all about her.
11. Because she called Brenda a bitch when she told Kelly the reality of her relationship with Jake.
12. Because she was bitchy to David even when he was trying to help her.
13. Because she cheated with her best friends boyfriend, lied to her best friend about it for months while even “fake innocently” fighting over him.
14. Because she chose her feelings and relationship with Dylan over her friendship with Brenda.
15. Because she dare acted offended when Brenda called her a bimbo when she went out with her best friends boyfriend the day after they broke up.
16. Because she told Brenda not to shut her out only a week after betraying her.
17. Because she hypocritically blamed Brenda for holding a grudge against her when she held tons of long-term grudges against others.
18. Because she made Dylan’s dad funeral all about her.
19. Because she had the nerve to be jealous of Brenda trying to comfort Dylan after his dad died when she was his girlfriend in the first place.
20. Because she shoved her relationship with Dylan in front of Brenda’s face without even thinking about her feelings.
21. Because she got jealous of Dylan spending the day fishing with Brenda when again he was Brenda’s boyfriend in the first place.
22. Because when she tried to change Dylan when they got to college instead of accepting him.
23. Because she couldn’t handle or accept Dylan when he was at his worst.
24. Because she cheated on Dylan and left him for John Sears and then when she discovered that John Sears only wanted to get in her pants; she went running back to Dylan.
25. Because she picked a fight at Thanksgiving at the Walshes with Dylan just because he didn’t go to her Thanksgiving and instead Brenda’s.
26. Because she judged David, was so non-understanding, and blabbed to almost everyone in the group about his drug addiction when he was so much more understanding to her when she was on drugs.
27. Because she was jealous whenever Dylan defended, was there for, and bailed Brenda out of trouble when yet again he was her boyfriend in the first place.
28. Because she was jealous of Dylan’s newfound family taking up his attention instead of being happy for him that he had a family.
29. Because instead of trying to work out her distance with Dylan again after they get back together she cheats on him with Brandon.
30. Because of the bitchy gleam in her eye when she met Valerie.
31. Because of how she went over to Dylan’s house at 2 in the morning after he found out about her and Brandon and acted jealous and hurt when he made out with another girl in her face.
32. Because she referenced to Dylan as still her boyfriend when she was with Brandon.
33. Because she hypocritically judged Valerie for two timing Steve with Dylan when she did the same thing more than once.
34. Because she called Dylan a bastard when he was in a coma.
35. Because she was bitchy to Valerie when she asked to use Kelly’s notes and then was insincere when she apologized to Valerie.
36. Because she snitched on Valerie when she found out she was smoking pot.
37. Because she cheated on both Brandon and Dylan with each other.
38. Because she stole her best friends boyfriend and then hopped into bed with his best friend about 10 minutes after they broke up, who happens to be the twin brother of the best friend she stole the boyfriend from.
39. Because when she was burned in the fire all she could think about was maintaining her looks instead of not dying.
40. Because she wished for Allison, the girl she was stuck in the fire with, to get burned instead of her.
41. Because she was the weak one in the fire, bitching about getting burned when Allison was the strong one and was the one who got severely burned. WTF kind of justice is that?!
42. Because of her god awful cult storyline.
43. Because whenever she’s a victim everyone fawns all around her instead of some other characters’ who might have been victimized worse (*cough* Valerie and Gina exc.*)
44. Because she was jealous whenever any of her exes moved on even though she might have been doing the same.
45. Because, “I choose me.” Enough said.
46. Because every guy she dates has to pine after her for long periods of time.
47. Because she didn’t even apologize to Valerie for her psycho friend Tara vandalizing her car when she found out it was her who did it.
48. Because she hypocritically told off Dylan for not considering her feelings when he was about to marry Toni when she was also involved with someone else.
49. Because how no one let her or expected an apology from her after how horrible she was during her drug addiction.
50. How even her roommates where jealous when someone stole her attention from them.
51. Because she had to be the most selfish character on the show.
52. Because she only decided to make peace with Valerie after she found out about her father’s abuse towards her.
53. Because no one ever called her on her crap and if they did she would always make up some self-righteous excuse.
54. Because whenever she cheated on someone it was “different” and “there were feelings involved.”
55. Because of how she immaturely modeled her wedding dress for Brandon to show him what he could’ve had after their called off wedding.
56. Because of her unecessary and hypocritical judgement when someone did something immoraly correct in her eyes.
57. Because of her god awful too short haircut in season 8.
58. Because of her sleeping with Dylan in Mexico while he was with Gina.
59. Because of how she expected Matt to forgive her for it since her situation was “different” and he was with and taking care of his sick wife.
60. Because her apology to Gina about sleeping with her boyfriend was incredibly insincere.
61. Because she had a problem with Gina holding a grudge against her for sleeping with Dylan yet what did she expect? She slept with her boyfriend?!
62. Because she hated Valerie so bad and wanted to kill her when she went out with Colin even though she was the one who broke up with him and Colin was the one who pursued Valerie.
63. Because she was jealous of Gina being with Dylan even though she was with Matt at the time.
64. Because instead of getting punished or at least yelled at for cheating with her ex while being in a committed relationship; she gets rewarded with a marriage proposal.
65. Because Gina got kicked out when she talked publicly about her rape, but no one barely stuck up for Gina when she was indirectly blamed by Kelly for her for her father’s death.
66. Because of the stupid storyline she had revising history with her and Steve about him re-confessing spreading rumors about her in highschool and her “fake” soul searching walk on the beach.
67. Because of only being there for Dylan during the times he was drinking and doing drugs when it was convenient.
68. Because she made Matt being a surrogate for his brother all about her.
69. Because she dared to ask Gina indirectly if it was her fault her father died.
70. Because she was committed to Matt, but proposed to Dylan and contemplated having a relationship with him while she was with him.
71. Because of the permanent bitch face she had, that was cringeworthy everytime it showed up.
72. Because she would always have to bitch about and find something bad about almost every new person joining the group.

yulan · 05-19-2008, 11:21 AM

So, since we're so nice, I didn't use any of "we don't want her back" titles... Some of people here are even glad that she's back, hoping that she may be better character now. Question to open new thread: do you really believe that she could be better character now?

thineownself · 05-19-2008, 11:35 AM

Hi Esma! Love the new title! That wicked hypocrite!

For your question, she's got more going for her now since she won't be on screen all that much (I'm guessing, kind of like the first few seasons when I could actually tolerate her) and neither Brandon nor Dylan are scheduled to show up. They turned into her two biggest admirers, puke! She could actually be a bearable character if she genuinely wants to help the teens and takes the time to get to know them. That's my two cents!

stormsoflife · 05-19-2008, 12:23 PM

Yay for the new thread and title!

I have absolutely zero interest in this new so-called spin-off so I have no opinion on the matter

(unless of course Shannen and Luke were to come on, then I may get a glimpse

)

Denise · 05-19-2008, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by yulan (View Post)

Question to opne new thread: do you really believe that she could be better character now?

I honestly don't like now high school base shows any more because I'm way past high school but I might tune in for the premiere. Just to see what it is like. I personally think they will tone down Kelly Taylor because she is suppose to have matured plus she is not a big character so the focus won't be on her. I think I might be able to stomach her then.

Actually the first two seasons I didn't mind Kelly so much. It was when they started focusing too much on her that she became an unbearable character for me. Her character was the type to have in moderation but when it becomes overloaded it becomes too much.

hugs,
Denise

Ruby_Slippers · 05-19-2008, 12:28 PM

LOL. Who came up with this title? Was it you, Esma?

I think Kelly will be a different character in the spin off. To be honest, I don't think the spin off will spend too much time on the Orig.Cast. So, yes, she will be Kelly Taylor in her 30s. Very different from teen and in 20's Kelly.

bigtimefan · 05-19-2008, 01:59 PM

I personally like Kelly, but the question posed by Esma is interesting so I just want to give my 2 cents on it.

I think for many people, Kelly's likability will be determined by whether or not she's in a relationship with Dylan. I sure hope she isn't. If she's still with Dylan, I think that will ruin it for a lot of people, even if the relationship isn't on-screen. I agree with the points some of you have made about Kelly probably not having that much screen time on the spinoff. She's a recurring character and not in the main cast, so that may make her more tolerable for those who can't stand her.

charmingbrenda · 05-19-2008, 02:16 PM

she wouldnt be a good "guidance counselor" that's for sure...

maybe if she's as big as Mrs. T...

but kelly or Mrs t? id definitely want Mrs. T..

yulan · 05-19-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ruby_Slippers (View Post)

LOL. Who came up with this title? Was it you, Esma?

I formulated it as a title, but it's from someone else's post

Not from this forum, methinks.

I've been thinking, and I agree, Kelly can't bother much if she's not regular and only shows up as supportive character. Not enough time and space, I hope.

sabriras · 05-20-2008, 03:26 AM

What a great, eloquent, hitting-the-nail title.

Denise · 05-20-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bigtimefan (View Post)

I personally like Kelly, but the question posed by Esma is interesting so I just want to give my 2 cents on it.

I think for many people, Kelly's likability will be determined by whether or not she's in a relationship with Dylan. I sure hope she isn't. If she's still with Dylan, I think that will ruin it for a lot of people, even if the relationship isn't on-screen. I agree with the points some of you have made about Kelly probably not having that much screen time on the spinoff. She's a recurring character and not in the main cast, so that may make her more tolerable for those who can't stand her.

For me it's not about Dylan and her, although I hate them together. But it's more along the lines of Kelly being like it all about her again is what I can't stand. But since she is supporting I doubt we will know if she is still with Dylan unless she has a picture on her desk of them. At least I do hope she is not with Dylan.

Changing topic: I just saw the episode again of when Dylan's father dies and the Walshes have him stay with them. To me this is another episode where Kelly's selfishness steeps through. Dylan's father just dies and all she can think about is that Brenda is taking care of him. It turns into all about Kelly again and not where it should be which is on Dylan's grief not BD. This is another episode where I can't stand Kelly. On top of that when she talks to Dylan she is just frustrated because he won't comfort her when she should be more understanding.

hugs,
Denise

**Crystal Clear** · 05-20-2008, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Denise (View Post)

Changing topic: I just saw the episode again of when Dylan's father dies and the Walshes have him stay with them. To me this is another episode where Kelly's selfishness steeps through. Dylan's father just dies and all she can think about is that Brenda is taking care of him. It turns into all about Kelly again and not where it should be which is on Dylan's grief not BD. This is another episode where I can't stand Kelly. On top of that when she talks to Dylan she is just frustrated because he won't comfort her when she should be more understanding.

This is one of the times I too hated her. It's made to be about all how she feels about the fact that Dylan is staying at Brenda's house, sitting beside Brenda at the funeral, talking to Brenda at all... Totally pathetic, and ignorant of her boyfriend's own feelings. This is why I hated them together, when he needed her support she was too selfish and blinded by jealousy to give it; when she needed his he either didn't notice or just didn't care enough.

Another time I really hated Kelly was in Perfectly Perfect with her stupid dieting obsession. Did you see the angry look on that doctor's face when she was mocking him? HAHA he was so p*ssed off with her when she was being sarcastic and ignorant about the whole thing.

And then there's Senior Poll. Ugh. Practically the whole episode is about Kelly's self-involvement. All those stupid comments: "you value the way I look and dress and that I have sex with you but you don't listen to a thing I say!" "I'm too pale I'm too thin my nose is out of shape" "why can't I read your manuscript Dylan???" BLAH BLAH BLAH

Having to sit through a whole episode of Kelly b*tching and moaning about her apparent carefree attitude to winning "Most Beautiful" when she clearly DOES care that she won it was beyond the joke.

She's a huge reason I can't stand the 3rd season.