Beverly Hills 90210 - Anti-Brenda Walsh #3: "I Was A Supreme Bitch. I Was Petty, I Was Mean ..." (2.06) - Page 20

Courtz_BV · 05-13-2008, 10:01 PM

Eh who cares

Not like anybody listens to these things anyway

emesoohci · 05-13-2008, 10:17 PM

No, they are a complete and utter waste of time. But it's funny! We're going to have to start thinking of new titles soon, we're about finished with this one.

Courtz_BV · 05-13-2008, 10:38 PM

Oh yeah .. umm I'll look back through the first posts.

Here are some reasons we could turn into titles:

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1. Because she is the real hypocrite; having the audacity to act like a victim when Dylan cheated on her when she did the same thing in Paris.
2. Because all she ever did was whine.
3. Because she was a 6 year old brat in the body of a 16 year old.
4. Because she threw her childish temper tantrums every time she didn't get her way.
5. Because the best years of 90210 were after she left.
6. Because yelling at her parents were her favorite past time.
7. Because she completely took her brother for granted, often rallying for favoritism.
8. Because she was a near-sociopathic Social Climber.
9. Because she was so defensive all the time that no one could be honest with her.
10. Because she thought that her fears and problems ("I HATE my hair!" / "Mom, you KNOW I don't like anchovies!") were greater than everyone else's.
11. Because she got real holier-than-thou whenever anything good happened to her.
12. Because her whole relationship with Dylan was him comforting her whenever she'd freak out about something.
13. Because she didn't appreciate the wonderful family she had.
14. Because she took her loving parents for granted.
15. Because there was no spark to her.
16. Because "Kelly has microwaved popcorn for dinner."
17. Because she lied to a guy about her age. She shouldn't be shocked when he dumps her.
18. Because we just don't think she was that interesting.
19. Because there was a 'I Hate Brenda' newsletter, in the prime years of 90210.
20. Because she is the real hypocrite who made out with her best friends boyfriend back in Minnesota to break them up.
21. Because karma is a bitch, just like her.
22. Because she got what she deserved.
23. Because she never listens and ends up getting herself into sh/t.
25. Because she was a brat; full of obnoxious, self-serving complaints and complete disregard for those around her.
26. Because who says we have to accept the protagonists they give us?
27. Because Brenda losing Dylan was the best thing that ever happened to her.
28. Because she was too caught up in her own problems to be loyal to anybody else but herself.
29. Because her sense of entitlement is truly out of this world.
30. Because she intended to miss her flight from Paris to Beverly Hills as she chased after Rick and she wouldn’t have returned to Dylan if she had caught him in time. Brenda is only as loyal as her options.
31. Because she was constantly showing off.
32. Because "You and Jake aren't even up there with David and Donna".
33. Because she was always ranking the level of importance that other people's relationships had, and she was always on top in her mind.
34. Because Brenda Walsh was SMUG.
35. Because she had no humility whatsoever.
36. Because she lived for power and prestige, drooling over her own ruthlessness.
37. Because everything was about rank and position in Brenda's eyes.
38. Because her and Kelly may have had a bond based almost entirely on mutual envy, but at least Kelly envied things that mattered, like a sense of family. Brenda envied material possessions and social status.
39. Because Kelly’s mom is on drugs and all Brenda can talk about is how she wished she had a cool mom and life like that. "What’s your biggest problem? So many clothes so little time?"
40. Because she preached about what she was not.
41. Because she was hardly there for her brother; he was always the one popping his head in her room to ask her what was wrong.
42. Because "Come on, Mom. Anybody who is anybody goes to Palm Springs for Spring Break."
43. Because if she was upset everyone had to know (i.e.: slamming doors, yelling, storming off exc.)
44. Because the difference between Brandon and Brenda is Brandon worked for his success and Brenda demanded hers.
45. Because when you start having problems with Andrea Zuckerman, you might as well commit yourself.

Or we could use:

Because "That means Brenda is being a self-centered little bitch."

Or

Because There Was A 'I Hate Brenda Walsh' Newsletter .. Speaks For Itself.

bigtimefan · 05-13-2008, 11:06 PM

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Because There Was A 'I Hate Brenda Walsh' Newsletter .. Speaks For Itself.

You should use this one.

Courtz_BV · 05-13-2008, 11:08 PM

Yeah I like that one too

Jaclyn what do you think?

We have heaps to choose from.

emesoohci · 05-13-2008, 11:15 PM

Holy freakin' crap that's a lot.

I love that one, let's use it! Ten more posts.

bigtimefan · 05-13-2008, 11:17 PM

I'm not a Brenda hater, but I'm bored, so I'll help you guys. What's the worst Brenda moment in your opinions? Just one, LOL.

Courtz_BV · 05-13-2008, 11:19 PM

OK awesome, I'll have to shorten it a little bit though ..

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Anti-BrendaWalsh #4: There Was A 'I Hate Brenda Walsh' Newsletter, Speaks for Itself.

Lets finish this off.

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I'm not a Brenda hater, but I'm bored, so I'll help you guys. What's the worst Brenda moment in your opinions? Just one, LOL.

Um, well I hated her in Perfect Mom when she kept comparing her mum to Kelly's mum .. she was so superficial in this episode and didn't even realise how good she had it, I hate how she never appreciated how good her home life was.

emesoohci · 05-13-2008, 11:21 PM

Just one? ONE? Okay...does the last half of season 4 count as a moment?

Courtz_BV · 05-13-2008, 11:25 PM

I guess it does, but I hated her more in the first two seasons then anything

bigtimefan · 05-13-2008, 11:26 PM

LOL. I did notice a change in her attitude in the last half of S4. She was more....aggressive and belligerent. I don't know if those are the right words.

emesoohci · 05-13-2008, 11:30 PM

Those are the perfect words to describe her behavior throughout the whole series. She spent have the time being belligerent and she was the most aggressive character ever on the show....even when there was no need to be aggressive.

I'm with Court...can I just go with it all being one big four-season moment?

Courtz_BV · 05-13-2008, 11:33 PM

Those are good words to describe her bigtimefan

She was very aggresive, if something didn't go her way SCREECH SLAM DOORS WHINGE POUT I HATE YOU.

emesoohci · 05-13-2008, 11:35 PM

Oh, she excelled at the angry, pissy pouting. Drama queen!

bigtimefan · 05-13-2008, 11:38 PM

emesoohci, yeah I'll let you consider it one big S4 moment, LOL.

and thanks both of you for agreeing with me on the terms I used.