[Less Than Perfect]

Vanessa Aussie Thread!

Pictures of Vanessa from her Aussie trip!

Whilst in Aus, Zac told of what happened to Vanessa at the zoo:

First stop, the Taronga Zoo. Now, I've been to a zoo before. I've seen the Lions and the Giraffes and the Zebras. I've watched the gorillas play around in their glass cages. I've seen the bears mosey back and forth in their pseudo-forest habitats. I've even had monkeys throw poop at me from their pens (They missed. Barely.) Yes. I have been to the zoo. Still, as we handed over our tickets, I could sense this was going to be a very different experience. Instead of a zoo keeper, we were greeted by an "EMU" -- A very large, "ostrich" like Bird that resembles the raptors from Jurassic park. This was fine... accept for the fact it was OUTSIDE ITS CAGE. It was huge, mean, and to make matters worse, Vanessa and I almost knocked it over walking in the entrance. As we stood nose to nose with the monstrous animal (which could have taken our heads off at any moment) I instantly forgot my jetlag, and was amped to continue the tour. I mean, any zoo that has giant, man-eating birds walking freely on the grounds has to be somewhat cool. After I single handedly scared off the Emu and saved the damsel in distress, we headed over to the Kangaroo exhibit. Our guide let us "ooh" and "ahh" for a few moments before unlocking the gate and shooing us inside. Inside. Inside the cage. WITH THE KANGAROOS. Believe it or not, we were instant homies. I was chillin with 3 of Australia's coolest marsupials. We hung out, drank water, ate foliage, talked about the weather, hopped around a bit... you know, kangaroo stuff. On a serious note, at one point, the largest Roo stood up and tried to "Box" Vanessa for no apparent reason. I tell you, on its hind legs, the thing was monstrous, and had a better stance than Muhammad Ali. Only one thing raced through my mind as Vanessa stood there face to face with the heavyweight champ . . . awesome. Anyways, back to an even better fight — Vanessa VS. Kangaroo. The two were at a stalemate. The Kangaroo stared deep into Vanessa's eyes. You could cut the tension with a knife. Everyone was silent. The air was still... Then the Kangaroo got distracted and started to eat flowers. Yeah, no mutant super powers were used in this fight. Just Kangaroo A.D.D.

Vanessa vs. Kangaroo starts at 0:37


AUSSIE VANESSA FANS:
Less Than Perfect (Holden)
chuppa_chup (Bec)
tashalaka (Tash)
Coopah (Kenzie)
Stefigus (Stef)
Playing The Angel (Sam)
...SNAP... (Claire)
only dreaming (Mel)
zanessa4ever (Zelle)
girl_stoner
NattyPatty
x-Jenzy-x
sethamgal@hotmail . com
blackgreywhite (Kat)
Mila_2
erinbonnie (Erin)
AzureEyes♥ (Dani)
sneakernight♥ (Lissia)
BabiiVFanForeva (Karen)
DUHsoTK (Teresa)

Honorable Vanessa fan: She Screams In Silence (Rhi)

Honorable Aussie fans:
zanessafan<3 (Kate)
zanessatroygabriellalover (Harley)
WhereverYouAre_ (Tamy)
scabbyabby (Abby)
kirsalessi (Kirsten)
ღButterfly Kiss (Meltem)
**Tess** (Tess)

If you want to be added, just give us a shout. Also, if you have any art you want to add, I'm more than happy to add it in.

[only dreaming]

New Thread I love our OP!

[Less Than Perfect]

I'm sorry Aus, but I'm anxious for July to come so I can go already.

[only dreaming]

How long are you going for Holds?

[Less Than Perfect]

Not too long. Like 18 days including travel days.

But it's gonna be so much fun!

[gigi0315]

the aussies!

[**Tess**]

ooooh oooooh can I be an honorable Aussie fan?!?

[Less Than Perfect]

Sure Tess.

[only dreaming]

Where abouts are you going Holds?

I want to go to California next year for about a week if I can but Im saving up to move to London in 2012 so thats more important.

[Less Than Perfect]

US for about three weeks!

Moving to London sounds awesome!

[only dreaming]

It will be, my Godsister is saving as well so hopefully (if the BF doesnt hold her back) she'll come with me.

[Less Than Perfect]

Aw, that'll be fun with someone else. Hopefully you save enough!

[scabbyabby]

London. I just got back from there.

Hi my beloved Aussies. I was stood next to two Australians yesterday in Kings Cross station.

[Less Than Perfect]

Did you talk to them?

[scabbyabby]

No they had clearly just arrived in London from Aus earlier in the day because the elderly gentleman was telling the lady not to rush him because he was jetlagged.