[Less Than Perfect]

Vanessa Aussie Thread!

Pictures of Vanessa from her Aussie trip!

Whilst in Aus, Zac told of what happened to Vanessa at the zoo:

First stop, the Taronga Zoo. Now, I've been to a zoo before. I've seen the Lions and the Giraffes and the Zebras. I've watched the gorillas play around in their glass cages. I've seen the bears mosey back and forth in their pseudo-forest habitats. I've even had monkeys throw poop at me from their pens (They missed. Barely.) Yes. I have been to the zoo. Still, as we handed over our tickets, I could sense this was going to be a very different experience. Instead of a zoo keeper, we were greeted by an "EMU" -- A very large, "ostrich" like Bird that resembles the raptors from Jurassic park. This was fine... accept for the fact it was OUTSIDE ITS CAGE. It was huge, mean, and to make matters worse, Vanessa and I almost knocked it over walking in the entrance. As we stood nose to nose with the monstrous animal (which could have taken our heads off at any moment) I instantly forgot my jetlag, and was amped to continue the tour. I mean, any zoo that has giant, man-eating birds walking freely on the grounds has to be somewhat cool. After I single handedly scared off the Emu and saved the damsel in distress, we headed over to the Kangaroo exhibit. Our guide let us "ooh" and "ahh" for a few moments before unlocking the gate and shooing us inside. Inside. Inside the cage. WITH THE KANGAROOS. Believe it or not, we were instant homies. I was chillin with 3 of Australia's coolest marsupials. We hung out, drank water, ate foliage, talked about the weather, hopped around a bit... you know, kangaroo stuff. On a serious note, at one point, the largest Roo stood up and tried to "Box" Vanessa for no apparent reason. I tell you, on its hind legs, the thing was monstrous, and had a better stance than Muhammad Ali. Only one thing raced through my mind as Vanessa stood there face to face with the heavyweight champ . . . awesome. Anyways, back to an even better fight — Vanessa VS. Kangaroo. The two were at a stalemate. The Kangaroo stared deep into Vanessa's eyes. You could cut the tension with a knife. Everyone was silent. The air was still... Then the Kangaroo got distracted and started to eat flowers. Yeah, no mutant super powers were used in this fight. Just Kangaroo A.D.D.

Vanessa vs. Kangaroo starts at 0:37


AUSSIE VANESSA FANS:
Less Than Perfect (Holden)
chuppa_chup (Bec)
tashalaka (Tash)
Coopah (Kenzie)
Stefigus (Stef)
Playing The Angel (Sam)
...SNAP... (Claire)
only dreaming (Mel)
zanessa4ever (Zelle)
girl_stoner
NattyPatty
x-Jenzy-x
sethamgal@hotmail . com
blackgreywhite (Kat)
Mila_2
erinbonnie (Erin)
AzureEyes♥ (Dani)
sneakernight♥ (Lissia)
BabiiVFanForeva (Karen)

Honorable Vanessa fan: She Screams In Silence (Rhi)

Honorable Aussie fans:
zanessafan<3 (Kate)
zanessatroygabriellalover (Harley)
WhereverYouAre_ (Tamy)
scabbyabby (Abby)
kirsalessi (Kirsten)
ღButterfly Kiss (Meltem)

If you want to be added, just give us a shout. Also, if you have any art you want to add, I'm more than happy to add it in.

[scabbyabby]

Woohoo!

Thanks.

Ok... I'm off to work now.

[Less Than Perfect]

Have a nice time.

[gigi0315]

new thread! Thanks

the title

[breathe you in]

Thanks for the new thread

Love this title

[gigi0315]

so now we'll have problem staying on topic?

[Sophia0310]

TFTNT! I will never ever forget the kangaroo story

[Less Than Perfect]

That kangaroo story never gets old. Poor V.

[scabbyabby]

[Less Than Perfect]

Hi Abby!

[scabbyabby]

Holden!

[Less Than Perfect]

How was work?

[scabbyabby]

Which shift?

This morning wasn't that bad and neither was this evening.

I hit my head today and I have a huge ass bump on my forehead though.

[Less Than Perfect]

You did two? Ew.

Aw, how did you manage that?

[scabbyabby]

I smacked it on the corner of the metal staircase.

I covered Ebben's shift at another store. But it appears I'm going to have to jump through hoops to get paid for it.