Vanessa Anne Hudgens - Caption This! Vanessa Style #4: Because every picture has a (dirty) story to tell

follow the sun · 06-09-2008, 11:17 PM

Caption This! Vanessa Style

All right, guys you know the deal - post a picture and come up with as many funny captions as you can for Vanessa to say. Have fun!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anne from the last thread

V: well, of course! I mean, it's not like everyone doesn't know!
Z: how can everyone know what you did to me in the car????
V: ZAC!!! I was talking about the award, you big dummy! The giant golden popcorn your holding?
Z: oh.. OH!!! riiiight! yeah, I knew that! *nervous laugh*
Interviewer: I think I'm gonna go now...

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kridrules · 06-10-2008, 09:54 AM

Lmao!!! That was a good one. Anyone else?!?!

Anneris · 07-28-2008, 11:49 PM

well, those captions are actually longer... they're like 3 of that series but Zac's Girl didn't post them all and I'm too lazy to go look for them!

anyway...

here are some new ones!

Quote:

V: wow, it's really hot today!
Z: yeah! you should take your clothes off when we get there! it'll help you cool off babe!
V: sure, and then my boyfriend would die of a heat stroke
Z: hey, I'm willing to sacrifice myself for a good cause!
Man in the back: I don't quite understand why you kids want to take this loaded cooler, we have ice over there
V: believe me... if you knew Zac here better, you would understand
Z: *thinks: I hope he doesn't open it... oh well, if he does, we're all grownups, and he should lube works better cold in hot environments!*
V: Zac, I know that look...what are you thinking?
Z: um. Well, you wouldn't let me bring the handcuffs but this rope looks pretty sturdy!

Quote:

Zac: Alright! off to our little piece of paradise!
V: is this boat full proof? it feels like it's going to tip over with the umbrella in here
Zac: don't worry baby, you know we have a flotation device handy!
V: honey, I love your self-steem, but I really don't think little Zac can hold up for THAT long!
Zac: I was actually talking about the cooler Vanessa.
V: oh!

Zac: and how can you say that after we've gone on for hours and he has risen to the challenge! BIG little Zac is very offended right now... he just might not want to come out and play with you now
V: we'll see about that!

Quote:

Zac: hey Van... we've never done it in a little boat like this one
V: yeah, so?
Zac: so... do you think he'll mind if I push him over board so we can try it out?
V: *lol* I'm pretty sure he wouldn't like that!
Zac: well, I can trade him my fedora.. he can sell it on Ebay!
V: you can't do that after where I put that hat the other day!
Zac: you're the one who wanted to see if it would hang! and he won't know that!
V: but I will! and what happened to little Zac being mad at me?
Zac: um... well, BIG little Zac has short term memory loss
V: like Dory from Finding Nemo?
Zac: yeah! exactly! except he's a boy and he's all ready to go swimming up your stream!

V: EEEEEW!!!

kat03 · 07-28-2008, 11:50 PM

still as funny as the first time i read it

nyychick2 · 07-28-2008, 11:56 PM

ssonfire · 07-29-2008, 12:00 AM

those are good, anneris!
sorry, is it anne?

**Less Than Perfect** · 07-29-2008, 12:08 AM

Oh Anne.

bokayjunkie · 07-29-2008, 12:12 AM

Anne you posted them!

lmao:

eMGee · 07-29-2008, 06:27 AM

That was hilarious

chay · 07-29-2008, 06:44 AM

aaah.. how I misss Anne's captions...

Anneris · 07-29-2008, 01:53 PM

well, I'm happy you all liked them!!

I enjoy it when you enjoy it!
maybe I'll do some more today, but I'm also trying to update so my brain is at top speed

chay · 07-29-2008, 02:02 PM

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!

what does your schedule look like on August? more specifically mid-August?

Anneris · 07-29-2008, 02:28 PM

um... mid-August... let's see! well, I have vacations until September so it's pretty clear (like borderline boringly clear!

no really... i'm serious

)

so yeah, I'm free. Why babe?

chay · 07-29-2008, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anneris (View Post)

um... mid-August... let's see! well, I have vacations until September so it's pretty clear (like borderline boringly clear!

no really... i'm serious

)

so yeah, I'm free. Why babe?

Jill and I are going on a road trip....blog needs some TLC then

I'll ask Marcie to help..

Anneris · 07-29-2008, 04:16 PM

honey, I've been writing for the last hour... my brain is on automatic shut off

all I'm trying to say with this is... what does TLC mean?

please explain and I'll be happy to assist!