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| Fan Forum's Finest   | Happy Easter Everyone! Happy Easter Everyone!  We hope you all enjoy this time with your family & friends and all those who you hold near and dear to your heart. ♥ Aroa & Kali Ready for some Easter Humor? Q: How do bunnies stay healthy? A: Eggercise Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny? A: A good Easter. Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? A: Hoppy Easter! Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair? A: A hairless hare! Q: Why are people always tired in April? A: Because they just finished a march Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken! Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball? A: A slam duck. Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain? A: An egghead. Q: What grows between your nose and chin? A: Tulips (Two Lips). Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road? A: Because it was the chicken's day off. Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? A: A smarty pants. Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken? A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg! Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A: A receding hareline. Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head? A: Because he had a eggache! (headache) Q: How do you catch a unique bunny? A: UNIQUE UP ON IT! Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road? A: He was making the Movie Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work? A: Tired. Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot? A: It's been nice gnawing at you. Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes? A: Your one hot chick! Q: What did the bunny put over his sore? A: A eggage. Q: What do ducks have for lunch? A: Soup and quackers! Knock, knock... Who's there? "Ether"! "Ether" who? "Ether" Bunny! Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric) Q: Where does Valentine's Day comes after Easter? A: In the dictionary. Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? A: Hareobics. Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack? A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops. Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? A: Hoppy Easter! Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show? A: He'd just washed his hare and couldn't do a thing with it. Q: What type of movie is about water fowl? A: A duckumentary. Q: What is the end of Easter? A: The letter R. Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in? A: Mallardjusted. Q: Why is the letter A like a flower? A: A bee comes after it Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade? A: Hot, cross bunnies. Source __________________ кαℓι There are three sides to every story: Your side, My side, and The Truth! | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest  | Awww, what a lovely thread. Thanks for opening it, Kali.  Love the art.  Love the quotes, btw.  Happy Easter everyone!  | |||
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| Elite Fan   Joined: Aug 2006
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| Thanks for the thread, Kali  The questions and answers are hilarious  Love the art too Happy Easter Everyone! __________________ | |||
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| Elite Fan  Joined: Apr 2005
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| HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE __________________ tardis: I'll always be here. But this is when we talked and now even that has come to an end. There is something I did not get to say to you. |it's about time | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest | Happy Easter Aroa, Jen, Andi & Kata! __________________ кαℓι There are three sides to every story: Your side, My side, and The Truth! | |||
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| Fan Forum's Finest  | Happy Easter everyone!   | |||
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| Elite Fan  | HAPPY EASTER my lovely Naughty Girls!!!  | |||
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