[pinkpaisley]

Some scenes:

Stephen: The reason we're not going to do this sketch is that it contains a great deal of sex and violence. Hugh: A great deal. Stephen: Lots of sex and violence. Hugh: That's right. During the sketch, Stephen hits me several times with a golf club. Stephen: Which of course wouldn't matter except that I do it very sexily. Hugh: That's the trouble, you see. He does it so sexily. I wish you could see it. Stephen: And then the sketch ends with us going to bed together... Hugh: ...violently. Stephen: Very, very violently. Now this raises problems. Hugh: Not for me.

Assistant: Can I help you? Hugh: Yes please. I'd like eight packets of condoms, please. Assistant: Eight? Hugh: Eight. Four of them featherlite, three of them ribbed, [half sotto voce] Hugh: the new single by Jason Donovan, [loud again] Hugh: and one multi-coloured pack of Fiestas. Assistant: Jason Donovan? Hugh: That's right. Can you make sure they're all sensitol lubricated?

I meant to post this thread ages ago, but never got around to it. I'm also searching for pics for a survivor.