Zac Efron - Zac Addiction #6 ~ Bc when our work lives are being compromised bc of Zef, we know the addiction is a bit excessive

heartunprepared · 04-03-2011, 05:07 AM

By Nika

Our Addictions

1.) ... are passionately going through some gossip magazines at the doctors just to find out if they wrote something about Zac.
2.) ...get the assignment to edit an entry on wikipedia and you choose "Zac Efron".
3.) ...spend all the time on the ac board instead of learning for some important tests.
4.) ...picture Zac doing the moonwalk every time you hear him thing. "...like the waves the ocean just can´t control."
5.) ...compare every guy you meet with Zac and realize they can´t hold a candle to him.
6.) ...are sitting in a business meeting and after a while you're finding your self writing Zac Efron is Love in your notebook while you should be taking notes.
7.) ...have Zac's clips saved on your work PC so you could watch him in action every time you please.
8.) ...spent half a night online betting on pink Abercrombie and Fitch polo he was wearing in SL.
9.) ...start picturing him and Vanessa as Sawyer and Kate on Lost.
10.) ...start picturing Zac starring in your favorite shows.
11.) ...while he was in London a thought of flying over there did cross your mind....
12.) ...continue daydreaming about Zac visiting your hometown and you showing him around as his personal city guide.
13.) ...have watched HSM that many times you can sing along and know all the words.
14.) ...have imagined yourself as Gabby in HSM.
15.) ...can't focus in school because everything you think about is Zac.
16.) ...think that Zac loves you that and you're his fav.
17.) ...think it's healthy, that your planning to stalk him.
18.) ...are doing gym and your snobby teacher asks you to do an impossible task... then "Get'cha head in the Game" starts playing in your mind.
19.) ...suddenly start singing "Breaking Free" in front of your entire cafeteria...only to be left singing alone with some very strange looks.
20.) ...consider asking Van to switch places with you.
21.) ...hate anyone who hasnt heard of Zac....but hate them even more if they have.
22.) ...call all your friends on Zac´s birthday to tell them they have to drink to Zac today.
23.) ...stand around in a music store with the headphones on, watching HSM on the little demo TV's because Zac was just about to sing.
24.) ...when you´re translating the Zac Life Story to a little girl at the doctors office, because she was staring at it all the time and couldn´t understand anything, because it was English.
25.) ...fast forward through all the parts of HSM without Zac in it (even though those are good too!) just to get your Zac fill.
26.) ...see a guy wearing an outfit and you compare it to one you've seen Zac in.
27.) ...when all your friends already know you're addicted to Zac and only pick guys on the street that look a little like him.
28.) ...when you turn on your iPod and every song that plays makes you think of Zac or Troy.
29.) ...when you make it your sole purpose in life to convert one of your friends to the awesomeness of HSM, even if it's only for Zac and it works.
30.) ...you despise Drew Seeley b/c he gets all the attention for his "wonderful" voice and took the place of Zac on the HSM Concert Tour.
31.) ...You force your friends to watch Zac when he was in Miracle Run, If You Lived Here, Summerland, Firefly, and that MTV clip for Hairspray to show that he's talented pre-and-post HSM.
32.) ...when you ask your friends to come with you to see Hairspray although it's six months away.
33.) ...when your friends mention another male celebrity you start thinking of the many ways Zac is better.
34.) ...when you kiss your TV screen everytime you see his face in it.
35.) ...when you save Zac stuff on your PC just to see him everytime you want.
36.) ...everytime you see the word "Link" you picture Zac doing the Elvis hips.
37.) ...you overhear little kids talking about Zac and you can't stop yourself from joining in (or correcting them when needed).
38.) ...everytime you see the name written as "Zack" or "Zach" you think it's lame that anyone would want to spell it that way.
39.) ...you see a basketball and your mind flashes to Zac in his Wildcat jersey.
40.) ...someone mentions New York City and you remember Zac slipping on the ice at that rink.
41.) ...you buy your daughter Troy knickers 'cause they dont make adult sizes for yourself .
42.) ...you´re in a bad mood all day when there are bad interviews about Zac.
43.) ...you wear a tag with Zac´s name on it every day.
44.) ...you squee when Zac is mentioned in a non-tween magazine and read the article five times over.
45.) ...you join a Zac fan board, spend all your free time there and become friends with all the other uber-fans.
46.) ...you buy both the men's and women's versions on DKNY Be Delicious just because Zac wears it.
47.) ...you TiVo every event or award show when there is even the slightest possibilty Zac might be there.
48.) ...you wear a "Team Efron" button to support Zac.
49.) ...you´re smiling like a crazy person when somebody asks you if he´s your boyfriend.
50.) ...you begin to use words that relate to him as actual parts of speech in your everyday language.
51.) ...you watch every video with him in super slow mo just so that you don´t miss a tiny second of what he´s doing
52.) ...you raid your sisters room for every tween magazine known to man kind just to see the parts about Zac
53.) ...Salt Lake City, Utah all of a sudden seems so much more appealing just because Zac was there
54.) ...surfing seems appealing just b/c Zac does it even though you can't swim
55.) ...you get ready really quick every morning so you time to check for Zac news before you have to leave the house
56.) ...read a novel and always picture Zac and Vanessa as the main characters
57.) ...you buy a magazine, only because there´s a tiny little article about Zac in it
58.) ...you zone out during morning announcements at school but immediately snap back the second you hear the name Zac over the loudspeaker
59.) ...you watch his episode of Road over and over and over and over
60.) ...relate everything back to him
61.) ...you wait for hours in line, to meet him for like 5 seconds
62.) ...will go see Hairspray 132520054582695 times
63.) ...you spend your entire day decorating your room with posters of him
64.) ...you have him as your ringtone, desktop and screensaver on your phone
65.) ...your parents say you miss your Zaccy-poo when you're upset b/c the internet isn't working
66.) ...you have an "I

zac" slip
67.) ...you sit for 10 minutes waiting for you computer to idle because you have a Zac screensaver
68.) ...you stay on Zac's Fan Forum board all day just to see what's new
69.) ...you look for any Zac efron videos on YT
70.) ...you watch an entire talk show just to watch Zac's segments
71.) ...have all Zac posters on your walls
72.) ...when you have Zac Efron magazines
73.) ...want to research Zac all day
74.) ...listen to his songs on your IPOD
75.) ...you have a Zac aim icon
76.) ...blog about him on LiveJournal
77.) ...wear the same shoes as him (VANS)
78.) ...go to the same website he does (ebaum's world)
79.) ... bought DKNY`s Be Delicious just so you can smell like Zac
80.) ...you use his pic for all your IMs services...Skype, MSN etc.
81.) ...when you go on vacation and hang a Zac poster up in your hotel room
82.) ...when you would like to kill everyone who's responsible that Hairspray will only premiere September 6th (!!!!) in Germany
83.) ...go see Hairspray twice in one day.
84.) ...when your wallpaper, screensaver, pretty much your entire computer is covered in Zac pics!
85.) ...When you start changing lyrics to the Hairspray songs just to complain about how you haven't seen the movie yet and are miserable!
86.) ...when you sign up for the HS ringtones only to realize they can't be played on a Verizon phone
87.) ...sing What Time Is It? in front of everyone at work, when the commercial comes on.
88.) ... singing Hairspray all over again.
89.) ...when you stare like a maniac at your computer screen 24/7, almost throwing the whole thing out of the window, because your Hairspray d/l won't finish.
90.) ... when you find a piece of red string, and wonder if you can tie it around your wrist.
91.) ... when you try and scratch the word Kuuipo into a plain ring and pretend to be V for a day.
92.) ...get all giddy when you hear a stranger talking about him
93.) ...when you know more trivia about Zac then the 15-year old girls you coach
94.) ...when you rewind the end of Come So Far just to hear Zac sing Baby Baby.
95.) ...when you stop in front of your office, because you can't take out your earphones yet, because Zac hadn't sung "Baby, Baby" yet.
96.) ...when you see someone wink and the only thing you think is: "That is such a fake Link-Wink"
97.) ...can`t stop watching Zac on Room Raiders from back in the day.
98.) ... when I go elbows up, side to side lean like chollo(can't spell it) and Yell ZAC!!
99.) ...when you draw his name on every inch of yourself in permanent marker and refuse to bathe until one of the them smudges
100.) ...you want to name your child after him
101.) ...sing every HSM and HS to your posters of him
102.) ...your motto is What Would Zac Do
103.) ...you buy a necklace that says I :heart: Zachary and wear it every day
104.) ...want to change your last name to Efron and tell everyone that you're married to him
105.) ...when your favorite movie quote of all time is suddenly a little line saying "kiss my ass"
106.) ...when you unbotton the sweater on your Link doll just to check if the chest really looks like Zac's
107.) ...when you suddenly like your big brother even more, because his name is David and that's one of Zac's names.
108.) ...when you want to buy a cell phone and name it after him
109.) ...when you want your child's first words to be "Zac and Vanessa"
110.) ...when you place him above your fiance on the "15 guys I'd screw no questions asked" meme
111.) ... when you name all of your children Zachary. Yes, all of them.
112.) ... when you see red string on the floor and wonder if Zac has been there.
113.) ...you want him to jump out of your birthday cake
114.) ...you want to jump out of a birthday cake starkers
115.) ...you picture him in a fluffy white towel and your eyes glaze over
116.) ...get a little proud thinking about how the last two letters of your name are the first two letters of his
117.) ...know that the last two letters of your name are the first two letters of his
118.) ...when you lick your hand, because it suddenly became so cool.
119.) ...when you buy a second doll, so that the Link one isn't alone anymore
120.) ...stay up until its time for you to wake up, just for Zac.
121.) ...blame The Zac for everything that happens. If its a good thing, its the Zac...if you got distracted, its The Zac...no matter what-its The Zac!
122.) ...when you feel bad and all you have to think about is Zac to feel better again.
123.) ...you keep Tash's LJ page up just to see the lick
124.) ...you think Zac has a sexy tongue...you get a kiss from Zac and you're disappointed when there's no tongue
125.) ...you take naughty pics of him in your mind
126.) ...you get hungry and Zac is the first thing that pops into your head
127.) ...you drool over pictures where his boxers show...you think that rubbing the back of your neck is by far the sexiest habit a guy can have (even though no one can do it like Zac)
128.) ...you imagine him doing the Link!Lick and rubbing the back of his neck and you start spazzing
129.) ...you see Zac in a tie & suit with his hair perfectly slicked to the side and all you want to do is mess it up and ravage him.
130.) ...when you can't answer to the questions of your colleague, because you're still to positively shocked about the new picture.
131.) ...would rather research Zac than do anything productive.
132.) ...you know the only thing that will stop you from doing something is Zac running in front of you unclothed
133.) ...when you see Panama hats in a store and seriously consider buying one.
134.) ...when you look at the owner of the show who's wearing a hat and think how crappy he looked in it.
135.) ...you see Zac in his fedora and "You Can Leave Your Hat On" instantly becomes your favorite song
136.) ...needed CPR when you saw the cover of Rolling Stone.
137.) ...are gonna buy like 15 copies of Rolling Stone....you're so happy for him b/c he gets an autographed baseball signed by Barry Bonds that he has wanted since he was a little kid.
138.) ...you go to California and squee everytime you see USC or UCLA merchandise (but especially USC)
139.) ...you want to hurt some of the people who make mean comments on LiveJournal about Zac.
140.) ...When you go out and by any magazine that he's on the cover of
141.) ...buy more than one copy of any magazine that he is in
142.) ...stop talking midsentence when you see his face plastered somewhere
143.) ...when you buy a magazine that you haven't bought before just because Zac's in it
144.) ...when you check his fan websites every other hour to see if there's new news about him.
145.) ... when you listen to HS soundtrack just to hear Zac's singing.
146.) ...when you meet someone named Zackery and wrinkle your nose because they have no idea how to spell the name the right way
147.) ...when you spend a half hour looking through your PB and computer for the right Zac icon to use
148.) ...when you drive to eight different stores all over Los Angeles just to get Zac's TV Guide cover, Rolling Stone, USA Weekend.
149.) ...or when you plan on calling in sick so you can go to the premiere to possibly see Zac.
150) ... when you're watching a play (drama) in theatre and the actor changing shirts on stage and all you can think about: why isn't he looking like Zac?
151) ... when you organise a job interview around the Oscars...
152) ... when you feel guilty for declaring your love for another male actor and insist that Zeffy will always own the largest piece of your heart
153) ... when ur driving to work & a black audi is in front of u and ur mind goes straight to Zac
154) ... when you feel relieved when talking to your future roommate that you've never met when she says that she loves all things Disney Channel... which includes Zac.
155) ... when you've been away from work for two months because you were in the United States and three of your colleagues have asked you "so, did you see Zac Efron while you were there?"
156) ... when you use ABS formulas in excel...and you think about Zac's abs
157) ... When you're in search of a Troy Bolton Halloween costume
158) ... ed when your quoting a pic on

and are changing the coding from [img] to [thud] instead of [url]
159) ... when you go through 90% of your iphone battery in 3 hours posting on this board
160) ... When you're anxious for movie release dates to look at airfares
161) ... When you use your children as an excuse to buy HSM merchandise

More to come...

Addiction of the Thread

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Also you know your addicted when you spend more time posting on this board whilst at work than doing your actual work

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StormySky · 04-03-2011, 05:13 AM

Thanks for the new thread Dani

ButterflyBabe · 04-03-2011, 05:17 AM

I should really read through this op sometime.

StormySky · 04-04-2011, 10:24 AM

You should read through it, I mean who would use their child as an excuse to buy HSM merchandise

Full Hearts · 04-04-2011, 06:04 PM

TFTNT!

I read throught the full thing a long time ago.

ButterflyBabe · 04-05-2011, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Shellbell77 (View Post)

You should read through it, I mean who would use their child as an excuse to buy HSM merchandise

Oh gee, no idea.

heartunprepared · 04-05-2011, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Shellbell77 (View Post)

You should read through it, I mean who would use their child as an excuse to buy HSM merchandise

Are you pleased that in my scan of awesome reasons/addiction examples to add, I added that one?

You seem to be features quite heavily atm

ButterflyBabe · 04-05-2011, 03:18 AM

You know you're addicted when you have a fascination with wondering how it is physically possible that Zac can get his tongue so far out of his mouth.

heartunprepared · 04-05-2011, 03:22 AM

I can so imagine that in your fifteen minutes of time getting to talk to Zef, you WILL ask him about his tongue!

ButterflyBabe · 04-05-2011, 03:28 AM

I will! And I will ask for a demonstration, and if that leads to some passionate lovemaking, so be it.

StormySky · 04-05-2011, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by AzureEyes♥ (View Post)

Are you pleased that in my scan of awesome reasons/addiction examples to add, I added that one?

You seem to be features quite heavily atm

I did notice that a few of my addictions had been added thank you

heartunprepared · 04-05-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ButterflyBabe (View Post)

I will! And I will ask for a demonstration, and if that leads to some passionate lovemaking, so be it.

You have to be subtle and scientific about it. I'm sure that Zac is in support of academic and scientific exploration

ButterflyBabe · 04-05-2011, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by AzureEyes♥ (View Post)

You have to be subtle and scientific about it. I'm sure that Zac is in support of academic and scientific exploration

I'll be sure to ask for specific measurements of all applicable body parts.

juju81 · 04-05-2011, 07:44 PM

I should help you and use my biologist skills

ZacFanOnWheels · 04-05-2011, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by AzureEyes♥ (View Post)

I can so imagine that in your fifteen minutes of time getting to talk to Zef, you WILL ask him about his tongue!

Jess and I have joked that if we're with Mel when she meets him, we'll each have to keep a hand over her mouth to keep her from asking inappropriate questions


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