Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip - Studio 60 Quotes Thread #1: Because we want to "Just say it!"

chaotic4life · 12-01-2006, 08:51 AM

With all the great quotes and dialogues just flying in every episode, what quote has gotten stuck in your head or made you laugh or have you been using in your own vocabulary?

I couldn't come up with the perfect quote for the thread title just yet, so suggestions are very welcome.

catkirk7 · 12-01-2006, 10:59 AM

I don't know about the title but a favorite quote of mine was:

Quote:

I'm not white, I'm English.

iheartbsb · 12-01-2006, 09:39 PM

Oh man...they've got some great dialogue on this show...

This isn't just one line...but it's probably my favorite Danny/Matt funny moment:

Quote:

MATT: All right, watch this. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrring! [He points, and her phone rings.] There it is!
DANNY: Whoa, check it out!
MATT: That is mojo, baby!
DANNY: My boy's got skills!
MATT: Mad skills.
DANNY: That was sick!
MATT: That was some Vulcan mindmeld mojo and I was right in the kitchen!
DANNY: I think you're a prophet.
MATT: How do we find out something like that?
DANNY: Things like this.
MATT: Where was that mojo when I needed it?
DANNY: You had it when you needed it.
MATT: Get the audience back, let me do it again!

Source: Studio 60 Transcripts and Canon Resource

ETA: I just remembered:

Pray for Peace in the Midwest.
Jordan: And I think we should all take a moment to consider the suffering in Des Moines.
*****
Danny to Jordan: Whoa there Nugget.

tidbit2008 · 12-02-2006, 10:05 AM

That scene was hilarious!

***KervyQT16*** · 12-03-2006, 07:11 PM

Danny: We don't need to do it now, but at some point I'm gonna ask you to level with me about Harriet. I need to know how big a problem it's gonna be.
Matt: It's not gonna be a problem at all.
Danny: It will if you're in love with her.
Matt: I'm not. I'm not. Danny. I love her talent. The woman's got millions of fans, but there are maybe fifty guys in town who really understand how good she is and we're two of them. That's all, I admire her. I'm knocked out by her talent. I like it when she makes me laugh and I like making her laugh, which isn't an easy thing to do, so it's gratifying. She's undeniably sexy, and I like it when she smiles at me, and a couple of other things, but that's it.
Danny: Oh my God, we are so screwed.
Matt: I know.

Be still my little Marriet heart!

Mandy

iheartbsb · 12-03-2006, 08:36 PM

Jordan: Oh I plan to back up a Brinks truck.

***KervyQT16*** · 12-04-2006, 01:56 AM

Matt: I'm on a little Vicodin and some Percoset and a steroid called Nortizone, a side effect of which is mania. I swear to God, says so right on the bottle.

Mandy

catkirk7 · 12-04-2006, 12:11 PM

MATT: It’s because of the Star-Spangled Banner. That’s why we broke up. The Star-Spangled Banner and what used to be called honesty.
JULIE: What does the Star-Spangled Banner have to do with you guys breaking up?
MATT: She was singing it before a Dodger game.
GUY: Who were they playing?
DANNY: What could that possibly matter?
MATT: St. Louis. Danny and I just got back from London to do press for the movie and that’s an 11 hour flight with an 8 hour time difference, so I didn’t have time to make it out to the stadium after I landed.
GUY: And she got mad?
MATT: Yes she certainly did, but that’s not why we broke up.
AKIVA: The nominees tonight in the category of best original screen play…
JULIE: If it wasn’t because you weren’t there, then what did you do to her?
MATT: I didn’t do anything to her. She said “I was great by the way, I got a standing ovation.” And I said very sincerely, “Harriet, I’m sure you were great, but it was the national anthem. They were standing already.”

iheartbsb · 12-04-2006, 09:52 PM

Um, can I quote the entire Christmas show? Okay, just all the Danny and Matt lines? Please? hehe.

How about:

We live here now.

catkirk7 · 12-04-2006, 09:59 PM

My fav quote in the holiday ep (I'm paraphrasing probably cuz I don't have a transcript to go off of)

Danny: Who's the father?
Jordan: It's no one you know.
Danny: It's no one I want to know.
Jordan: How do you know that?
Danny: Because if it was someone I wanted to know he'd be here.
Jordan: How do you know I told him?
Danny: Because I do know you.

iheartbsb · 12-04-2006, 10:06 PM

Christine reminded me...

Any of the lines pertaining to "Say it." Or even, (and I'm going totally off memory here)...

Matt: Where were you?
Danny: In a place some would call "Say it."

***KervyQT16*** · 12-05-2006, 01:04 AM

Aww Juli, I love those lines...

MATT: You spoken to Jordan since Monday?
DANNY: Me?
MATT: Yeah.
DANNY: No, not really.
MATT: You don’t know what she’s doing about the upfronts?
DANNY: No.
MATT: What did you mean, not really?
DANNY: I’ve driven by her house a couple times.
MATT: Really.
DANNY: Yeah.
MATT: Well, that’s gotta take you back, huh, moon-doggie?
DANNY: Her house is on the way to work.
MATT: Yeah, if you’re driving from Tijuana.
DANNY: Leave me alone.

Gotta give the love to the Gidget reference.

Mandy

catkirk7 · 12-06-2006, 07:21 PM

Danny: We're having a baby.
Jordan: I'm having a baby.
Danny: Don't worry. You'll be involved.

chaotic4life · 12-07-2006, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catkirk7 (View Post)

Danny: We're having a baby.
Jordan: I'm having a baby.
Danny: Don't worry. You'll be involved.

That was one of my favorite parts as well. It was delivered so perfectly.

starbucks_junkie · 12-07-2006, 10:21 AM

Matt: I'm the miracle of Sunset Strip and you are, ya know, two other guys.

Seriously, best episode yet!