Grin and Bear It

Henry: *listening to hip hop* Yeah...yeah, this is...phat!
Kenny: *claps hand* What I tell you? And as soon as this baby drops, I'ma bust outta Accounting man. I'ma be chillin' under Rhianna's umbrella - ella!
Henry: Oh, uh...super phat.
*Betty in background*
Kenny: Uh-oh, lady parts, 12 o'clock. *shifts tie* I dunno how you do it, man! You got this piece stalking you, you got a baby mama back home - you've got to teach me, young Skywalker, c'mon!
Henry: Obi Wan's the - never mind, just get out of here!
Betty: *enters* Hey, Henry. Kenny.
Kenny: Betty! I was gon' give you two some space here *goes back to his own cubicle*
Betty: So, I was wondering -
Kenny: Save it B-money! Charlie hasn't heard back yet about the paternity test.
Henry: *hits wall* Dude!
Kenny: *pops head up* What?! Sound does not stop right here man! *motions at the wall*
Henry: *splutters*
*Kenny pops his head back down*

*as Betty leaves*
Kenny: Forget somethin'?
Betty: Be quiet, Kenny.

A League Of Their Own

Kenny: B-licious.
Betty: Kenny.
Kenny: Henry needs Daniel's tag on this.
Betty: Ok. Oh, and will you give Henry my time-card? I...can't make it to the accounting department.
Kenny: Chicken.
Betty: Stay out of it.
Kenny: So, B T Dubs, you really did a number on my boy Henry. I don't even think porn and malt liquor can heal the damage that you have inflicted.
Betty: Kenny, you're from Greenwich! Stop frontin'.
Kenny: Southside, yo. *Christina enters* Chris-taay! Oh, lookin' good.
Christina: Oh, go away Kenny.
Kenny: Listen, why don't you tell your girl to throw my man a Betty biscuit before he leaves for Tuck-son?
Christina: Tu-son!
Kenny: It's spelled Tuck-son. It should be pronounced Tuck-son.

*Kenny walks into Henry's cubicle where he's sitting down working*
Kenny: Are you sitting down?
Henry: Um, yes, you can see, I am.
Kenny: Brace yourself. Bad news, vis a vis, your old lady.
Henry: Oh my God! My mom? Did she fall again?
Kenny: No! I'm talking about Betty.
Henry: Oh my God, did Betty fall again?
Kenny: Worse. Y'know I'm hooked up like Perez when it comes to gossip, I hear everything, yo.
Henry: That's because you pee in the ladies room.
Kenny: They're cleaner! Men are pigs. This is something I heard, with my own eyes.
Henry: Kenny, will you just tell me what's going on with Betty?
Kenny: Bowling. *goes to leave, then turns back* Tonight! *goes to own cubicle, pokes head above the divide* With a dude.

Bananas For Betty

Alexis: The rules are simple - we fight to the death.
Daniel: Captain of the winning team takes control of Meade.
Kenny: Ok peeps, as captain -
Alexis: You're not captain.
Kenny: As back-up captain, I wanna say that we are all brothers in thisss. Even the chicks. So warriors...to your Caddies!
Daniel: Yeah...we rented a bus to take us to the paintball field.
Kenny: Not as cool.

Daniel: Alright, there's another rainstorm coming. They closed the paintball field, I'm sorry, we're gonna have to postpone this.
Amanda: No way! I totally had my heart set on killing Nick Pepper.
Kenny: Damn dog. Accounting was finally gonna represent.
Alexis: Forget the rain. We're playing.
Kenny: She's right! She's Alexis, big as Texas, she knows what it's like to be both sexes!
Alexis: *shoots him* I can't listen to that for the next 3 hours. Here's the deal. We're playing - NOW! *runs away* Shoot to kill!
Daniel: *running with his team* Uh, do what she said, only for me! C'mon!
Kenny: What bar are we meeting up at later? *pellets fly in his direction*

you can't carry it with you if you want to survive ♥

you can't carry it with you if you want to survive ♥

you can't carry it with you if you want to survive ♥