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| You know you're addicted to Wentworth.... Okay girls (and guys), how about we start a list for this. 1. You buy the Details magazine online and pay almost 10$ for it, because you want to have Went in your hands.
2. You're spending your free weekend to fly to Texas, just because you might see him filming Prison Break.
3. You went to Target right away on August 8 to get the Prison break DVD and the special DVD.
4. You look up what his name means in case you will have a boy someday.
5. You're doing the huge shopping now because Went said he couldn't walk past a woman struggling with her grocery bags.
6. You watch the entire movie "Underworld" because he has a small role in it, not knowing when he appears (You wouldn't want to miss anything).
7. You actually think it was worth it.
8. You watch every single Wentworth-video on Youtube (and there are quite a few).
9. You start to quote his characters in everyday life
10. You call all newcomers in school (or at work) "fish"
11. You believe you were an extra on set and played an inmate....even though you're a woman.
12. You go to Princeton University to tour the campus because you swear you were there when Went was...
13. You know every detail about his body....his manuerisms....his posture...
14. You always get a frapaccino from Starbucks because you've seen Went with one in pictures..
15. You're always on your cell phone, because again you've seen Went on his in pictures
16. You watch Stealth, just to hear his voice (even though they've made it sound like a robot).
17. You watch "Popular" even though you don't like the show.
18. You download every clip of Wentworth so that you can let it run and work at the computer.
19. You start an Anti-smoking campaign in Texas, because you don't like the fact that he smokes and he might see it and stop. (which would make him even more droolworthy)
20. You wear a blue bucket hat because Went wore one.
21. You wear blue prison guard colours because you think you're an extra on set.
22. You made one big video of all of Went's TV appearances and movies to watch.
23. You fantasize that you're married to Went and want to have his babies.
24. You wish you were Sarah Wayne Callies so you could have a kissing scene with him.
25. You imagine being the actress next to him in his next project.
26. That's just because you can then kiss him.
27. You call your acapella singing group the Tigertones.
28. You know all the dialogue to all of his movies and will act them out on a whim.
29. You work for a cell phone company and try to track down his cell number.
30. You stalk him, follow him where ever he goes.
31. You see Josie Maran's picture at the make-up counter and you think "that bitch.."
32. You try to find him to cover him in chocolate.
33. And thats just because you hang out here for way too long.
osmetics section at the mall.
34. You see the word "Wentworth" various times in one day and it makes you smile.
35. You drive the same road up and down for 6 times, just to get a good picture of the 'Miller Drive' 
36. You break into Joliet just because you want to be where Wentworth has been.
37. You smile when you try to handle hearing someone butcher "Hello" on karaoke, because you know Wentworth loves this song.
38. You sit through the Emmy's just to see him for 5 minutes.
39. Same goes for the TCA's, you just see him less than five minutes.
40. You actually buy tickets for the TCA, just to be in the same room as him.
41. You tear a cover off a newspapers tv weekly listings just cause he's on the cover (and the small blurb on what is going to happen on the show for the forthcoming season).
42. You actually consider moving out to LA just so you could see him every morning, going to work, and stalk him.
43. You consider being a make up artist just so you could work as his make up lady.
44. You are now a coffee addict, and buy at starbucks every freakin day.
45. You try to find out, maybe your grandma or grandpa were black.
46. Everytime you go to the bank it makes you wanna pull a gun out.
47. You think it'd be kinda cool if you had diabetes.
48. You don't answer the phone while PB airs on TV. Your mom thinks you are deaf and takes you to the Doctor.
49. You LOVE classical music even though you couldn't stand it before! "if went can listen to it, then I can too! mommy
50. You were reading a magazine in which went appeared in, and when time for homework came, you continued reading the magazine, and answering the questions, "where was Albert Einstein born?. easy! wentworth was born on 2 Jun
51. You came up with this idea to send an email to Starbucks and suggest them to open a new store in your location, because you don't have any starbucks store where you live. I didn't do it....who me? nahhh
52. You start being more nice to your brother/sister and showing exra affection, even started making their bed, now you're praying to god so they don't ask you to do their laundry
53. You have given up on finding a boyfriend cause there really is only one man for you: Wentworth Miller.
54. You don't think tan suits are nerdy any more.
55. Tan dresses are, because that's the dress of Went's date at the Emmy's.
56. You wear nothng but blue because it reminds you of those ol' prison days before the escape...
57. First day at your job you have to come up with imaginary people, to get familiar with the computer program and yours happen to have the first name Michael or the surname Miller.
58. You see a photo in a movie mag of Wentworth from Prison Break and read the article associated with the photo just because he's in it and despite the fact that you have to strain to read it due to bad lighting.
59. You have noticed that almost every movie/series Wentworth has starred in has some kind of connection to Prison Break (a name, a nickname etc). And you see it as that; a freaky connection, not a coincidence.
60. You wear nothing but khaki's and only drink Frappacino's from Starbucks because you saw Went in a picture and that's what he was wearing and that's what he was drinking...
61. You remember him from Dinotopia.
62. You are flipping through the channels and you see him on Popular and have to do a double take to realize that it is him.
63. "The Human Stain" is your favorite movie now.
64. So is "The Confession".
65. You read a 'you know you're addicted to Wentworth' list, and realise that you've done/felt/thought most of the things on the list.
66. You can't help but love his smile.
67. You wait outside for the mailman, since your friend from the USA collected some magazines Went is in for you and they are supposed to arrive in the next couple of days.
68. You watch "Popular" 45362791 times a day.
69. You type in his name into the library computer and end up requesting "The Human Stain". Or you ask if "The Human Stain" is a movie, even though you know it is.
70. When you get all excited about a Macintosh commercial on TV, just because in a small part they talk about where to download movies for it and you see 'Prison Br...' and a part of Michael's/Wentworth's head in it.
71. After being on FF for 4 years and always using an Avi of one special person, you have for the first time someone else in form of Wentworth.
72. When you are in Disney World at an ice cream stand and someone orders a Chocolate dip ice cream cone...And you start to snap your fingers and Go: Dip and Thrust, Dip and Thrust.
73. When you watch Mariah Carey's "It's Like That" video from start to finish even though you know Went's only going to appear in the last 15 or so seconds.
74. You're excited to see Dinotopia even though you have no interest in dinosaurs whatsoever.
75. You start digging holes in the walls at school so you can get out of class when no one's watching.
76. You know the names of his family members, their age, and where they live.
77. You have obsessed over Wentworth so much that your friends don't believe you when you tell them that your doctors name is Dr. Miller
78. You tell your young son that the Lego house he is building, will fall down cause its Not Properly Propagated.
79. You insist on going to England during the next family vacation, to play golf at the Wentworth Golf Club (even though you've never been interested in golfing before).
80. You used to make fun of all the girls who scream, faint whatever as soon as their fav celebs steps on the stage for years, but catch yourself being just one of them when you see Wentworth.
81. You not only have a Wentworth themed name, background and Avi for your computer, but also exchanged all Windows symbols and sound bites with Went related things.
82. After you hear that Went likes brunettes, you're either more proud/happy than ever about your hair, plan to never get another color or in case your hair has a different color you make an appointment to become one of the brunettes in his life.
83. You have a new found respect for Jennifer Love Hewitt, since even she can't hide her interest in him and falls victim to his good looks and charm.
84. You plan your next trip according to Went's shedule, so that your chances to run into him are higher.
85. You see Evageline Lilly's parents and know who she present with at the Emmy's.
86. You walk home from work so you can take pictures of the Prison Break billboard on your cell phone.
87. You plan to start a mail campaign to get PB and therefore Wentworth in your country on TV.
88. You refer to your best friend as your cellie.
89. You listen hardcore in school in hopes of becoming a genius like Michael Scofield, and becoming his soulmate because we're both insanely genius.
90. You work really hard to get into Princeton, because of Wentworth being a former student (not because you want to get a good education).
91. Your friend makes you go to Exclusive Books and tells you to stand in front of the magazine section and take a look...finds the Details magazine and spends 80rand on the magazine, R5 for parking and the rest of the day drooling at the pictures instead of studying.
92. You're suddenly very interested in how the weather is in Texas and Panama.
93. You find a soft spot for the child's book Janosch, since you found out they're in Panama too (book: Trip To Panama).
94. You write a list of all the magazines Wentworth is in before going to the USA and then convince your host to drive you to three different magazine shops, so that you're able to get your hands on all of them.
95. When you hear that Wentworth is going to be in France and where exactly this evening, you immediately check the airport for flights to that area. Even more scary if you're aware of the fact, that if there would have been a plane leaving in time you would have been on it.
96. When you are at work and tell your p (AKA co-worker) HEY >>HAVE A WENTIFUL DAY and she knows its Monday.
97. .....When you squee when you read a true account of a woman's time in a Bangkok prison because she mentions she went to Quaker Valley High School [like Went] as a teenager.
98. When you meet someone from Chicago and have to literally bite your tongue to keep yourself from asking if they ever ran into Wentworth on the street.
99. Every time you meet someone with tattoos you assume they broke out of prison.
100. You watch an hour MTV Masters, because they have a Basic Course R'N'B special on and when they talk about Mariah they show the musicvideo with Wentworth.
101. When your coworker knows about your obsession and emails you a picture of him late at night because she knows you'll see it in the morning, and she wants that to be the first thing you see.
102. When your co-worker goes on vacation and spends the majority of her shopping time looking for a Wentworth poster for you because she knows you're having trouble finding one. Okay, more to come! Suggestions please!
Last edited by sweet_zelda : 02-12-2007 at 11:57 AM.
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