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Old 07-14-2011, 08:18 AM
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Dwight/Rainn #12: Because he'll issue a strict "No Guns" policy.

Welcome to the 12th Dwight|Rainn Appreciation Thread!







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11. Sheebs
12. piscesgirl389
13. Sheebs
14. Ms. Fiction
15. *just_her*
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18. Pavlov's Belle
19. -CrazyBeautiful-
20. heaven85
21. DreamWalker
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23. capturethis
24. Callalily
25. ~*OnlyNDreams*~ (Carrie)
26. little miss greg sanders. (Jory)
27. I'm Kinda Shallow (Jayla)
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32. Moonie
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60. my.song.is.love
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63. let it be
64. rapunzelchick
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66. Alexa
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Once I'm officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.
When you have done something good, you will receive one Schrute buck. One thousand Schrute bucks equals an extra five minutes for lunch.
Mmm, let's call it secret assistant to the regional manager.
Phyllis, sorry. I've got penises on the brain.
I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever did this watermark got it exactly right.
No need to thank me. [cut to him in an interview] I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. [shot of Toby confiscating all of Dwight's weapons] You know who is a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That's a hero. Also, Bono.
No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes, and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.
Every day, for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. And every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well, who's laughing now?
If a vampire bat was in the U.S., it would make sense for it to come to a “-sylvania.” Like Pennsylvania.



Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.
I saw “Wedding Crashers” accidentally. I bought a ticket for “Grizzly Man” and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cause that’s the thing about bear attacks…they come when you least expect it.
I don't care what Jim says, that is not the real Ben Franklin. I am 99% sure.
How would I describe myself? Three words - hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

When I was in the 6th grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I mispelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.
Yes I have acted before. I was in a production of "Oklahoma!" in the 7th grade. I played the part of Mutey the Mailman. They had too many kids so they made up roles like that. I was good.
A 30-year mortgage at Michael’s age essentially means that he’s buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so I couldn’t hear the other dead people.
The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.







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*Previous Threads*
#1 Because He's Our Favorite Office Geek
#2 Because We Can't Wait To Hear What Crazy Thing He Says Next
#3 Because, Yes, He's Everywhere
http://www.fanforum.com/f240/dwight-...-one-62810057/
http://www.fanforum.com/f240/dwight-...face-62825467/
#6 Because He Is One Smart and Capable Guy
http://www.fanforum.com/f240/dwight-...flin-62856642/
#8 Because The Schrute Stole Christmas And We loved It
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Old 07-14-2011, 02:46 PM
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Tftnt!
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Old 07-14-2011, 07:29 PM
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Old 07-14-2011, 09:33 PM
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Oh...and you're welcome
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Old 07-16-2011, 03:07 PM
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I wonder what Dwight's story will involve this year.
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Old 07-23-2011, 11:12 PM
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Will be interesting to see.
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Old 07-24-2011, 09:49 AM
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yea I don't know what it'll be...
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Old 07-25-2011, 10:45 AM
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I kind of want to see Dwight and Angela together again! I predict that this season the Senator's orientation will be outed, so that will leave Angela single and missing Dwight.


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Old 07-25-2011, 06:28 PM
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Welcome Elizabeth.

I have a soft spot for Dwight and Angela. Especially after watching the pain that Dwight suffered when they broke up. Then the affair made everything messy and we never got a real resolution.

I would like a definite nail in the coffin or them to get back together and have babies.
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Old 07-26-2011, 11:56 AM
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Totally agree! Dwight as a father would perhaps be the best/funniest thing ever.

Does anybody know the future of Dwight's job? I don't know if I'd be ready for Dwight to be boss. It'd be really funny for sure, but I don't want them to exploit his character.. I don't know!
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Old 07-26-2011, 04:54 PM
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We have no idea!

Dwight as a boss...he loves his job...he just doesn't have the people skills...and a lot of other skills for the job.

We have to wait for the premiere!
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Old 08-01-2011, 09:35 PM
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Welcome Elizabeth.

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I have a soft spot for Dwight and Angela. Especially after watching the pain that Dwight suffered when they broke up. Then the affair made everything messy and we never got a real resolution.

I would like a definite nail in the coffin or them to get back together and have babies.
Same on all counts.
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Old 08-08-2011, 09:44 PM
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that's awesome
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there are so many at that blog! hours of entertainment.
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