The Killers - 300 Reasons Why we Love The Killers

elethoniel · 04-11-2007, 01:53 PM

So why do we love these guys so much?!

Ok so it doesn't have to be 300 reasons, we'll just go for how ever many we can get. You can do reasons for all and any member of the band, just try not to focus on one member too much (hey, we like equality here!). The reasons can be as serious or as cracktastic as you like

I'll edit this post with the reasons so they're all in one place.

Ok so I'm going to start this:

Reasons why we love The Killers
#1 - They are amazing musicians.
#2 - They're into boylove
#3 - They're all gorgeous
#4 - They're amazing songwriters
#5 - They really know how to use their instruments
#6 - They give us naughty thoughts
#7 - They are way better then anyone who does drugs
#8 - They are the best British band to come out of America
#9 - They make porno mustaches look sexxy
#10 - They're from Vegas and yet they're normal
#11 - Because someone wrote a song about Brandon
#12 - Because Dave doesn't eat bats
#13 - Because Mark is the gentle giant
#14 - Because Ronnie is the only one who knows how to get drunk
#15 - Because Brandon can have something that resembles a slug on his upper lip and still look good.
#16 - Because Mark likes frog wellies.
#17 - "Look Lady!" Dave just wants some change!
#18 - Because Fat Ronneh Needs Feedin'
#19 - Because Brandon hates emo
#20 - Because Brandon can ride a donkey
#21 - Because they're the best looking cowboys ever
#22 - Because Mark hates germs
#23 - Brandon's tongue
#24 - They love to do it on stage
#25 - they have insanely catchy and good songs
#26 - Ronne + green thing in 'RMM' video =

#27 - They can roast Brandon on a spit and still be awesome.
#28 - They don't like to disappoint fans
#29 - Because People magazine named them the sexxiest band
#30 - Because they have Guy love between 4 guys
#31 - Because they literally sat down in the open chair
#32 - Because Dave rocks his own socks off.
#33 - Because they're on crack.
#34 - Because they're Macro worthy
#35 - They make graphics pretty
#36 - According to Ronnie they are also pirates
#37 - Because Dave was a Robert Plant and became a Robert Tree
#38 - Because if Coke a cola was a person he'd be Brandon's number one fan.
#39 - Because Dave does the hair flip like no one else.
#40 - Because Dave has Keuning hair in the first place!
#41 - Because Brandon drinks chocolate milk
#42 - Because Brandon would chop off his finger for Ammon
#43 - Because Mark plays the trumpet!
#44 - Because they have hidden talents
#45 - Because they might have more hidden talents.
#46 - Because Brandon and Tana's epilogue will be better than Deathly Hallows'
#47 - Because Ammon is a better name than Albus Severus.
#48 - Because Brandon didn't turn his aunt into a floating blimp
#49 - Because Brandon said his pink blazer is going to his son
#50 - Because "Where The White Boys Dance' is a real slut"
#51 - Because All the Pretty Faces is the future of The Killers
#52 - If Harry Potter has his invisibility cloak, Dave has The Keuning.
#53 - Because Dave can pull off anything
#54 - Because Dave isn't just any Super Hero, he is VFAM! The Rock Star's Hero.
#55 - 'Cause they can make some very well-done covers!
#56 - Because they keep on trying to better themselves.
#57 - Because they outsmarted Santa and didn't get shot!

**silver screens** · 04-11-2007, 02:13 PM

Yay, thanks for starting, Katie

The banner is gorgeous. Okay.

#1 - They are amazing musicians.
#2 - They're into boylove

elethoniel · 04-11-2007, 03:24 PM

Thank you hun!
Ahaha brilliant, Tar! I love that about them

I only wish they would engage in some boylove when I see them!

#3 - They're all gorgeous
(ok so it was a shallow one, but look at them!

)

Rain Sierra · 04-11-2007, 03:56 PM

Love the ones ya'll have come up with.

#4 - They're amazing songwriters
#5 - They really know how to use their instruments
#6 - They give us naughty thoughts

I'm really no good at this.

csikicksurass22 · 04-11-2007, 10:36 PM

#7: They are way better then anyone who does drugs
#8: They are the best British band to come out of America
#9: They make porno mustaches look sexxy
#10: They're from Vegas and yet they're normal
#11: Because someone wrote a song about Brandon
#12: Because Dave doesn't eat bats
#13: Because Mark is the gentle giant
#14: Because Ronnie is the only one who knows how to get drunk

(When i was typing i realized i am a crappy counter, i went from 11 to 14

)

elethoniel · 04-12-2007, 10:41 AM

Lol, okay you guys are awesome!

Heather, yours are great! I especially love number six

So true XD

Ahahaha Allison! Brilliant! And you did one about each!

Whee!

#15 - Because Brandon can have something that resembles a slug on his upper lip and still look good.
#16 - Because Mark likes frog wellies.
#17 - "Look Lady!" Dave just wants some change!
#18 - Because Fat Ronneh Needs Feedin'

csikicksurass22 · 04-12-2007, 03:42 PM

I am so loven #17!!

**-Supersonic-** · 04-12-2007, 06:27 PM

#19 - Because Brandon hates emo.

**silver screens** · 04-12-2007, 06:33 PM

I'm loving these

#20 - Because Brandon can ride a donkey
#21 - Because they're the best looking cowboys ever
#22 - Because Mark hates germs

Rain Sierra · 04-30-2007, 04:14 PM

#23 - Brandon's tongue
#24 - They love to do it on stage

I really should be studying right now but I just can't stay away.

goodnightboy · 05-03-2007, 08:43 AM

I love this thread! And Katie, I love that picture. Them with the sun behind, what an awesome picture... it's like they're on top of the world, somehow (or at least in my mind, HAHA, I am reminded of 'Read My Mind'... ANYWAY). It's a great picture. We could use it for the graphic and I would love it forever.

So, reasons why we love them.

#25 - they have insanely catchy and good songs
#26 - Ronne + green thing in 'RMM' video =

I'll come up with more later.

elethoniel · 05-26-2007, 05:43 AM

Resurrecting!

#27 - They can roast Brandon on a spit and still be awesome.
#28 - They don't like to disappoint fans

Uhm and I'm thinking of more. You guys got any more ideas?

csikicksurass22 · 05-26-2007, 12:14 PM

#30: Because People magazine named them the sexxiest band
#31: Because they have Guy love between 4 guys
#32: Because they literally sat down in the open chair
#33: Because Dave rocks his own socks off.

elethoniel · 05-26-2007, 01:27 PM

Ahhahahaha I love the last two Allison!

#33 - They're on crack.

Heh.

**silver screens** · 08-03-2007, 06:07 AM

#34 - Because they're Macro worthy