[baileycat]

This new game I swiped from the sweet folks at the Colin Hanks thread.

Basically you ask a question about Dan (based on fact or fiction) and the answer by the next poster is always false. The funnier the better. So be creative. After you give an answer you must think of a new question for the next poster.

I'll start....

Why did Dan quit his martial arts training?

[heaven85]

Hm.. interesting.

Dan quit his martial arts training because he had an accident at a fish market and got hit in the head by this old lady with a fish head.


Why did Dan decide to start acting?

[baileycat]

He started acting because he went to the circus one day and said saw the dancing monkeys and thought "Gee I can do that!"

Why did Britney Spears break-up with Dan in the Burger King parking lot?

[heaven85]

Because he wouldn't let her eat the food off the floor.


Why did Dan decide to join the baseball team?

[baileycat]

Dan wanted to see what it was like to stand infront of a crowd and scatch and spit.

Why did Dan arrive to the set with the tatoo of a butterfly on his bum?

[heaven85]

Because he believed the butterfly to be the symbol of the future and wanted to show the world.

Why did Dan trade in his car for a bicycle?

[baileycat]

Because since he'd been fired from Harry Potter with that whole sex scandal thing, he can't afford the gas or insurance payments. Poor kid.

Do you think his ability to sing backwards on request help or hinder his chances of getting that radio talk show?

[heaven85]

It really would help afterall if he has nothing to talk about he can keep everyone entertained for many hours.


Why did Dan decide to quit school and open a restaurant?

[baileycat]

Well he was just following his true calling of his love for the culinary arts!

Did Dan have 1 or 2 moles removed from his bum?

[heaven85]

1 mole because it kept him from sitting properly among other things....

Why did Dan decided to trade his guitar for a parrot?

[baileycat]

Because the parrot told him he didn't need to play the guitar to get chicks. All he needed was to look like a Pirate and they'd be lining up for him.

What is Dan's favourite Reality TV Show and why?

[heaven85]

His favorite reality show is Survivor because he enjoyed watching people struggle to survive and views it as a good acting exercise.

What is Dan's favorite pastime and why?

[baileycat]

Watching reality TV of course, because it's the best kind of television. Who needs well written drama or comedy when you have Big Brother?

Did Dan really convert Tom Cruise to Scientology?

[Leo-4-Life]

Well, both of them were playing truth or dare one day and lets just say it got a little out of hand.

Why did Dan decide to quit his acting career and become a dancer?

[heaven85]

Because becoming a dancer has always been a secret wish of Dan's and one day he just got the courage to follow his dream

Is Dan really living a double life and why with all the secrecy?