Prison Break - Anti-Sara Tancredi #8: If she gets to get away with a crime, we should too!

Emelie · 08-15-2006, 09:38 PM

Hey Guys! Welcome to the

Anti-Dr. Sara Tancredi-"THDD"/"WWSD?"

Thread!

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For those of you who dislike, can't stand, or just downright loathe the so-called "Good Doctor" of Fox River, this is the place for you! We all try to live by her "admirable", "ethical", "moral", "non-hypocritical", and "un-biased" traits up in here. After all, she is our role model.

So remember, when in doubt just refer to our motto, What Would Sara Do? (WWSD?), and you should come out commendable just like, The Hypocritically Dumb Doctor (THDD)!

Thread Rules:
-There is to be absolutely no bashing of the actress behind the character, Sarah Wayne Callies. Though please feel free to bash the character, Dr. Sara Tancredi as much as you'd like. Since that is what this thread is all about.

-There is to be absolutely no bashing of Dr. Sara Tancredi fans and or Anti-Dr. Sara Tancredi fans. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and should not have to defend how they feel.

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1. ~Bee~ (Bee)
2. PiCkLeS4dAwSoN (Anji)
3. heaven85 (Lina)
4. ocfan27 (Lauren)
5. LastRomanticistLeft (Steffany)
6. darkangel_alone (Dominque)
7. dr snaps
8. TheUnitLover (Pam)
9. spotlight (Anja)
10. Prancer (Tia)
11. deuces_wild
12. avaSpeaks (Ava)
13. MsElegante
14. Emelie (Emelie)
15. Fieryangel (Ashley)
16. justsmile (Meg)

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Anti-Sara Tancredi Soundtrack:
Fallen-Sarah MacLachlan

Reasons why we can't stand Sara Tancredi aka "The Hypocritically Dumb Doctor" (THDD):
1. Because the good doctor is seriously not all that good.
2. Because if she is intelligent, we want to be stupid.
3. Because she made it through medical school.....really?!
4. Because she was depicted as someone strong, but is utterly weak.
5. Because she makes decisions based on how fast she's fallen for someone in a short amount of time.
6. Because she defines hypocrisy in it's utmost form.....personified.
7. Because she shouldn't be working in a maximum security prison, she should be locked up herself!
8. Because she's committed two crimes (that we know of so far), she's stolen drugs from a hospital, and she's aided and abetted a full on prison break.
9. Because she lives by "Be the change you want to see in the world.", yet she really has no idea just what that means.
10. Because, "Grow up, Sara!"
11. Because when it comes to bending the rules, and breaking the law, she has no problem when it is in her favor.
12. Because she can't see the truth that's right in front of her face.
13. Because when things don't go her way, she results to being a five year old, and pouts.
14. Because she only plays the "Professional Card", after she's been personally hurt.
15. Because if being admirable is flirting, making out, and letting an inmate escape, we all want to be un-admirable!
16. Because she should take Bellick up on that Red Lobster gift card, they're a match made in heaven.
17. Because it's hard to believe there was ever a time some of us even admired her.
18. Because she is really compassionate towards her inmates.....or should we say inmate, with the exception of another related to Michael Scofield.
19. Because she said so herself the one thing we'd never see her do is get involved with an inmate.....flip to two episodes later when she's making out with one in the infirmary.
20. Because she tends to fall for the bad boys with the problems she can make her own.....maybe it's more the other way around. The problems were already in her to begin with.
21. Because we no longer buy her self-righteous crap!
22. She's a Humanitarian, Good Doctor, and Intelligent Woman.....more like, she's Immature, a Criminal, and a really Dumb Doctor.
23. Because she admits to not having a great relationship with her father, insults him, yet still goes to him when she needs an easy out.
24. Because she still flirted back with Michael after knowing he was married. Business arrangement or not, it's still un-admirable.
25. Because she kissed Michael back, knowing he was married, and then had the nerve to have coffee with his wife, without mentioning a thing.
26. Because she just re-confirmed just how incredible weak and pathetic she was by falling off the wagon and OD-ing.
27. Because we don't feel a damn thing for her because she brought it all on herself but the bad choices she made!
28. Because when the cops found her passed out at her apartment, it looked more like she had rabies, which was just gross.
29. Because if she does live, we all know she will just gain everyone's sympathy, as she always does, and just get away with it all.
30. Because she is utterly useless and just needs to friggin' die!
31. Because if we ever got sick, we'd never want her as our doctor....she just might inject us with something for something we didn't even have to begin with (She is known to do that after all, especially if you're a hot prisoner.)
32. Because if all it takes to become a doctor is to be like Dr. Sara Tancredi, there's no hope left.
33. Because now she's also added purgery to her rapsheet by flat-out lying to an FBI agent.
34. Because it's always just about her all the time.
35. Because for us, the highlight of an episode was absolutely no Sara at all!

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What Would Sara Do? (WWSD?) aka "Spreading the morality that is Dr. Sara Tancredi!":
#1WWSD?: Pick an admirable, famous quote to live by, but do exactly the opposite.
#2WWSD?: Become a doctor in a maximum security prison so you can fall for an inmate within just a month, and help him escape in a prison break.
#3WWSD?: Make sure to collect needles to pass around to your friends. It's fun. Everyone does it, just as long as you act all self-righteous about it down the line.
#4WWSD?: Get it on with an inmate right there in the infimary! After all, it is the most sanitary place in a prison.
#5WWSD?: Earn a medical degree only to inject someone with insulin who isn't really diabetic at all. But you're a doctor who graduated from North Western.....how were you to really know he was faking?
#6WWSD?: When a prisoner you've known for only a month that you've been falling for, comes to you and tells you he's breaking out, and needs your help, you stand up to him. You let him know what he's doing is wrong, and is asking you to break the law. You let him know you want no part of it. Yet in the end, you of course help him break the law, since after all, you've known him for so long, and everything he's told you has been a lie (which he'd just admitted you to you as well). But hey, when it comes down to your morals and the fuzzy wuzzies you're feeling for him.....fuzzy wuzzies should win out in the end.
#7WWSD?: When all else fails, run to daddy! Even though you might not have the best relationship, if you pout enough, he just might bail you out, as always.
#8WWSD?: Be completely un-professional around a specfic inmate you have the hots for, but whenever he hurts you personally, make sure it's then, that you pull out the Professioncal Card. Have to remember to be admirable and all.
#9WWSD?: Make sure to go above and beyond checking up on a patient, by stalking them. Just make sure, it's only the really dreamy ones. You do have standards, remember.
#10WWSD?: After admitting to a prisoner that you are obligated by law, to report any sign of mis-conduct or illegal deeds, make sure to completely ignore that fact and not only let him get away with said deeds, but in turn, take part in them yourself. Afterall, if he's a hot prisoner, with a great charming nature, who are you to be responsible for your actions.
#11WWSD?: After finding out the guy you are crushing on is married, you give a shocked looked, and walk away just before he (hugging his wife), can spot you staring at him. Then make sure to have a talk with him, letting him know things will have to change, IE: His shameless flirting with you, and you enjoying it. However, after he's sent you an origami rose you start to forget he was even married. But it's after he kisses you, and you kiss him back, that you really forget. Until, later that same day when his wife comes up to you in the parking-lot, you suddenly remember. Now, don't forget to act all guilty and surprised to see her, but don't let on you were just making out with her husband. You do have morals after all. And you wouldn't want to come off as aiding in cheating/adultry by spilling your secret.
#12WWSD?: After confronting the inmate you have feelings for, you pretend to want to know what is it that he wants by asking certain questions. And he tells you he does care for you then you pretend not to believe him when he asks for a favor but in the end it doesn't matter what it is he wants. You decide to help him just cause he said he care for you.
#13WWSD?: After aiding and abetting a full-on prison break, steal drugs from the prison (Since after all, you did that at in the past at the hospital you worked at back in your junkie days, so you're used to it.), and decide to lock yourself up in your house and Overdose. That way you don't have to confront anyone about your wrongful actions, and can just let everyone else clean up your mess for you. After all, in the end everyone will take pity on you, since you were faced with a "lose-lose situation" ('Cause heaven forbid you upset the inmate you threw your life away for that you've known for a full month, and have to way the consequences of breaking the law.), and that's all that matters.
#14WWSD?: When being questioned by the FBI about your part in aiding and abetting a prison break, flat-out lie to agent, and make sure to add a few tears just so it can help you get away with it.

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Sara Tancredi Complex (STC) "The warning signs":
1. You "pretend" to be dumb, although, really, you are that smart.
2. You admit all your faults, although, you know, you always had the best intentions and your actions were only caused because of the circumstances.
3. You need at least a whole day until you figure out what another poster meant with his/her post.
4. You can't write a single sentence without using "dude", "weirdo" or "woman".
5. You can't make a post without using

at least once.
6. You see Vampires, Polar Bears, Aliens and Kate from Lost everywhere.
7. You lose the point of your post before posting.
8. You try to figure out what your toe smells like.
9. It's really not your fault, but that you admit.
10. You can't wait for the fight of the century, including chinatown, THEM SOME and a kicked ass!!!
11. Sharks, Sharks, SHARKS!!!
12. You never got more inspired to play dart.
13. It's not your free will - you're infected!!
14. It's hard to keep up.
15. If you don't get it, "pretend" that you get it, but write as if you don't get it, although, really, you get it... GET IT???

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101 ways to kill off Sara:
#1: Run over her with a Semi!
#2: Kate from Lost crossovers and shoots her in the head!
#3: Drown her in her own self-pitiness.
#4: She overdoses on her whininess.
#5: Bellick "mistakes" her for a prisoner and "accidently" shoots her.
#6: T-bag with his new hook hand (at least that's what I'm hoping for), guts her just to watch her die.
#7: Lock her in a room with nothing except a TV, where the 2nd Season of One Tree Hill is on permanent repeat!
#8: Put her in a very small, hot room so she can suffocate and die.
#9: Lock her in a room and constantly replay things she has said over and over again.
#10: Tell her to start acting like a 5 year old (since they act more mature than her), but she won't be able to do it because...well she just can't.
#11: Run her over with a monster truck, then just to make sure back up and do it again.
#12: Tell her that since she is such an "excellent" doctor the people in argentina want to give her an award....so she take a plane...what she doesn't know is that some important parts of the plane are "accidently" missing, and it crashes and she dies...she will be missed not!!!!
#13: After a tough day of whining and being useless she takes a stroll on a bridge.....our group (dressed in black) comes behind her and pushes her off the bridge and we laugh as she falls to her death!!!
#14: Since she isn't as needed at work anymore she decides to take a little vacation to hawaii. what she doesn't know is that there have been many shark sightings in the area she is going to...there were mentions in the newspaper but since she is to stupud to read she has no clue...as usual. she takes a swim in the shark infested ocean.....she gets bitten by not 1 but 5 sharks and she dies.
#15: T-Bag gets a hook for a hand and goes after Sara.

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Our Anti-Sara Tancredi Mottos aka "Words of Wisdom":
A Sara free Prison Break is a great Prison Break!
A Sara-Free Day makes everything else okay!
Beside her, people will consider you a freakin' genius.

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Our Anti-Sara Tancredi Poem aka "Ode to "THDD":
There once was a woman named Sara
Who loved to stick herself with needles
Because they made her feel great
And let her forget what a mess her life was
Until one day, when she was being stupid
She was unable to help someone who needed it
So, she stood looking high and weak
And she decided she needed to change
So, she went into rehab to get better
And decided to look for a job
She managed to get a position at Fox River
Where she convinced herself of her change
Yet all she did was put on an act
And all it took was a pretty boy
With a manipulative charm act
And darling blue eyes....

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Our Anti-Sara Tancredi Personal Ad aka "In need of a Prison Break?":
Tired of doing time for your crime? Want to get out of prison? Call 1-800-2ESCAPE. Ask for Dr. Sara Tancredi. (Killer blue eyes, master of manipulation/flirtation, and able to fake medical conditions are recommended.) No political prisoners need apply.

Previous Threads:
Anti-Sara Tancredi: The good doctor is seriously not all that good.
Anti-Sara Tancredi #2: When in doubt, just ask yourself, WWSD?
Anti-Sara Tancredi #3: Would the "good" doctor just friggin' DIE already!
Anti-Sara Tancredi #4: A hypocrite who has served her purpose and needs to GO AWAY!
Anti-Sara Tancredi #5: She's the antithesis of what she thinks a good person is supposed to be.
Anti-Sara Tancredi #6: She makes the doctors on Scrubs look friggin' brilliant!
Anti-Sara Tancredi #7: The STC hit us full speed!!!!

Future Title Suggestions:
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: After helping a prison break, feel sorry for yourself, that way it's admirable.
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: We all want to be just like THDD of Fox River!
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: she has served her purpose, she's stupid, un-admirable, and needs to die now!
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: Sara Tancredi, Contrivances 'R' Us?
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: She's so "angelic" that god wants her in heaven!
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: Ruining the show, one contrivance at a time.
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: Daddy's Girl extraordinaire.
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: Rebel without a clue.
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: She will always use the, 'victim' card!
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: Not everyone worships her, accept it!
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: Hey, if we flat-out lie to the FBI do we get a cookie?!
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: Learn to overdose succesfully, bitch!
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: What about the vegetarians? Not cool, yo! Not cool!

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PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 08-15-2006, 09:44 PM

Emelie, you did a great job kicking us off, thank you!

And, you did a great job carrying over our awesome opening post!

Emelie · 08-15-2006, 09:46 PM

Thank you *bows* I'm always super nervous about starting threads

LolaRuns · 08-15-2006, 09:48 PM

Congrats for starting the new thread.

Let's get back on topic, for starters how I'm gonna be so pissed if they kill Veronica off over Sara. I don't even particularly *like* Veronica, but she has done much, much more to deserve her spot on the show (and she's actually useful for practical stuff).

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 08-15-2006, 09:48 PM

Aww, well, you rocked it, so yay!

Okay, so back to the Sara-Hate....yeah, you know she will get away with what she did!

***Enigma*** · 08-15-2006, 09:57 PM

Emelie - Thanks for starting!

The opening post is fabulous. Cracks me up every time.

LolaRuns · 08-15-2006, 09:57 PM

Not just that. All the relevant characters will bow to her and beg for her forgiveness.

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 08-15-2006, 10:00 PM

I know, she is such a brat, she can't own up to anything!

LolaRuns · 08-15-2006, 10:09 PM

No, it's just that the rules of the universe have to bend around her. Crappiest character of the show EVER.

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 08-15-2006, 10:17 PM

She should be a 5 year old, seriously!

LolaRuns · 08-15-2006, 10:19 PM

LOL, I can so picture Sara throwing herself on the floor and going "But I wanna, I wanna, I wanna!".

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 08-15-2006, 10:23 PM

"But, Micheal made me do it, he's just so dreamy!"

LolaRuns · 08-15-2006, 10:24 PM

"I want my cake and eat it too, dammit! I want to make out with a prisoner and still get morally self righteous about it!"

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 08-15-2006, 10:27 PM

Omg, that was too great!

She is seriously like that!

'Michael, we can't do this...it's not right...................................let's get it on in the infirmary later, when no one's around!'

LolaRuns · 08-15-2006, 10:40 PM

I love how she always bitches as Michael even though she constantly changes her mind. Talk about emasculating and bossy.