Prison Break - Anti-Sara Tancredi #2: When in doubt, just ask yourself, WWSD?

**Considering Disobedience** · 05-11-2006, 10:34 PM

Hey Guys! Welcome to the

Anti-Dr. Sara Tancredi-"THDD"/"WWSD?"

Thread!

For those of you who dislike, can't stand, or just downright loathe the so-called "Good Doctor" of Fox River, this is the place for you! We all try to live by her "admirable", "ethical", "moral", "non-hypocritical", and "un-biased" traits up in here. After all, she is our role model.

So rememember, when in doubt just refer to our motto, What Would Sara Do? (WWSD?), and you should come out commendable just like The Hypocritically Dumb Doctor (THDD)!

Thread Rules:
-There is to be absolutely no bashing of the actress behind the character, Sarah Wayne Callies. Though please feel free to bash the character, Dr. Sara Tancredi as much as you'd like. Since that is what this thread is all about.

-There is to be absolutely no bashing of Dr. Sara Tancredi fans and or Anti-Dr. Sara Tancredi fans. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, and should not have to feel guilty for how they feel.

Anti-Sara Tancredi "THDD"/"WWSD?" Followers:
1. ~CountryBumpkin~ (Bee)
2. PiCkLeS4dAwSoN (Anji)
3. heaven85 (Lina)
4. ocfan27
5. LastRomanticistLeft (Steffany)
6. darkangel_alone (Dominque)
7. dr snaps
8. TheUnitLover (Pam)

Reasons why we can't stand Sara Tancredi aka "The Hypocritically Dumb Doctor" (THDD):
1. Because the good doctor is seriously not all that good.
2. Because if she is intelligent, we want to be stupid.
3. Because she made it through medical school.....really?!
4. Because she was depicted as someone strong, but is utterly weak.
5. Because she makes decisions based on how fast she's fallen for someone in a short amount of time.
6. Because she defines hypocrisy in it's utmost form.....personified.
7. Because she shouldn't be working in a maximum security prison, she should be locked up herself!
8. Because she's committed two crimes (that we know of so far), she's stolen drugs from a hospital, and she's aided and abetted a full on prison break.
9. Because she lives by "Be the change you want to see in the world.", yet she really has no idea just what that means.
10. Because, "Grow up, Sara!"
11. Because when it comes to bending the rules, and breaking the law, she has no problem when it is in her favor.
12. Because she can't see the truth that's right in front of her face.
13. Because when things don't go her way, she results to being a five year old, and pouts.
14. Because she only plays the "Professional Card", after she's been personally hurt.
15. Because if being admirable is flirting, making out, and letting an inmate escape, we all want to be un-admirable!
16. Because she should take Bellick up on that Red Lobster gift card, they're a match made in heaven.
17. Because it's hard to believe there was ever a time some of us even admired her.
18. Because she is really compassionate towards her inmates.....or should we say inmate, with the exception of another related to Michael Scofield.
19. Because she said so herself the one thing we'd never see her do is get involved with an inmate.....flip to two episodes later when she's making out with one in the infirmary.
20. Because she tends to fall for the bad boys with the problems she can make her own.....maybe it's more the other way around. The problems were already in her to begin with.
21. Because we no longer buy her self-righteous crap!
22. She's a Humanitarian, Good Doctor, and Intelligent Woman.....more like, she's Immature, a Criminal, and a really Dumb Doctor.
23. Because she admits to not having a great relationship with her father, insults him, yet still goes to him when she needs an easy out.
23. Because she still flirted back with Michael after knowing he was married. Business arrangment or not, it's still un-admirable.
24. Because she kissed Michael back, knowing he was married, and then had the nerve to have coffee with his wife, without mentioning a thing.

What Would Sara Do? (WWSD?) aka "Spreading the morality that is Dr. Sara Tancredi!":
#1WWSD?: Pick an admirable, famous quote to live by, but do exactly the opposite.
#2WWSD?: Become a doctor in a maximum security prison so you can fall for an inmate within just a month, and help him escape in a prison break.
#3WWSD?: Make sure to collect needles to pass around to your friends. It's fun. Everyone does it, just as long as you act all self-righteous about it down the line.
#4WWSD?: Get it on with an inmate right there in the infimary! After all, it is the most sanitary place in a prison.
#5WWSD?: Earn a medical degree only to inject someone with insulin who isn't really diabetic at all. But you're a doctor who graduated from North Western.....how were you to really know he was faking?
#6WWSD?: When a prisoner you've known for only a month that you've been falling for, comes to you and tells you he's breaking out, and needs your help, you stand up to him. You let him know what he's doing is wrong, and is asking you to break the law. You let him know you want no part of it. Yet in the end, you of course help him break the law, since after all, you've known him for so long, and everything he's told you has been a lie (which he'd just admitted you to you as well). But hey, when it comes down to your morals and the fuzzy wuzzies you're feeling for him.....fuzzy wuzzies should win out in the end.
#7WWSD?: When all else fails, run to daddy! Even though you might not have the best relationship, if you pout enough, he just might bail you out, as always.
#8WWSD?: Be completely un-professional around a specfic inmate you have the hots for, but whenever he hurts you personally, make sure it's then, that you pull out the Professioncal Card. Have to remember to be admirable and all.
#9WWSD?: Make sure to go above and beyond checking up on a patient, by stalking them. Just make sure, it's only the really dreamy ones. You do have standards, remember.
#10WWSD?: After admitting to a prisoner that you are obligated by law, to report any sign of mis-conduct or illegal deeds, make sure to completely ignore that fact and not only let him get away with said deeds, but in turn, take part in them yourself. Afterall, if he's a hot prisoner, with a great charming nature, who are you to be responsible for your actions.
#11WWSD?: After finding out the guy you are crushing on is married, you give a shocked looked, and walk away just before he (hugging his wife), can spot you staring at him. Then make sure to have a talk with him, letting him know things will have to change, IE: His shameless flirting with you, and you enjoying it. However, after he's sent you an origami rose you start to forget he was even married. But it's after he kisses you, and you kiss him back, that you really forget. Until, later that same day when his wife comes up to you in the parking-lot, you suddenly remember. Now, don't forget to act all guilty and surprised to see her, but don't let on you were just making out with her husband. You do have morals after all. And you wouldn't want to come off as aiding in cheating/adultry by spilling your secret.
#12WWSD?: After confronting the inmate you have feelings for, you pretend to want to know what is it that he wants by asking certain questions. And he tells you he does care for you then you pretend not to believe him when he asks for a favor but in the end it doesn't matter what it is he wants. You decide to help him just cause he said he care for you.
#13WWSD?: After aiding and abetting a full-on prison break, steal drugs from the prison (Since after all, you did that at in the past at the hospital you worked at back in your junkie days, so you're used to it.), and decide to lock yourself up in your house and Overdose. That way you don't have to confront anyone about your wrongful actions, and can just let everyone else clean up your mess for you. After all, in the end everyone will take pity on you, since you were faced with a "lose-lose situation" ('Cause heaven forbid you upset the inmate you threw your life away for that you've known for a full month, and have to way the consequences of breaking the law.), and that's all that matters.

Our Anti-Sara Tancredi Poem aka "Ode to "THDD":
There once was a woman named Sara
Who loved to stick herself with needles
Because they made her feel great
And let her forget what a mess her life was
Until one day, when she was being stupid
She was unable to help someone who needed it
So, she stood looking high and weak
And she decided she needed to change
So, she went into rehab to get better
And decided to look for a job
She managed to get a position at Fox River
Where she convinced herself of her change
Yet all she did was put on an act
And all it took was a pretty boy
With a manipulative charm act
And darling blue eyes....

Our Anti-Sara Tancredi Personal Ad aka "In need of a Prison Break?":
Tired of doing time for your crime? Want to get out of prison? Call 1-800-2ESCAPE. Ask for Dr. Sara Tancredi. (Killer blue eyes, master of manipulation/flirtation, and able to fake medical conditions are recommended.) No political prisoners need apply.

Previous Threads:
Anti-Sara Tancredi: The good doctor is seriously not all that good.

Future Title Suggestions:
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: After helping a prison break, feel sorry for yourself, that way it's admirable.
-Anti-Sara Tancredi #: We all want to be just like THDD of Fox River!

*If you would like to be added to the Anti-Sara Tancredi list, please ask or PM the thread starter.*

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 05-11-2006, 10:37 PM

Yay, new thread! We have to continue the spreading of her morality!

**Considering Disobedience** · 05-11-2006, 10:49 PM

HA! Finally got the previous link right!

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 05-11-2006, 10:50 PM

Okay....so, Bee, this thread isn't the same without you!

I need someone to comment on just how hypocritical and immature she is with me.

**Considering Disobedience** · 05-11-2006, 11:00 PM

Sorry I was off changing my icon to pretty boys.

because like Sara I'm shallow and need my pretty boy fix.

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 05-11-2006, 11:02 PM

I have to admit, I'm like Sara in that way as well.

**heaven85** · 05-11-2006, 11:02 PM

Bee. Good to have you here.

Anji- your hubby is your pretty boy.

**Considering Disobedience** · 05-11-2006, 11:09 PM

Well Sara is always right...so if she goes for the pretty boys...so do we!

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 05-11-2006, 11:10 PM

Lina, that he is.

We need more title suggestions..........

**Considering Disobedience** · 05-11-2006, 11:17 PM

hmmm can't think of any at the moment.

**heaven85** · 05-11-2006, 11:26 PM

Me neither but those suggestions are incredible.

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 05-11-2006, 11:33 PM

Me neither.....I will try to think of some more tomorrow. I'm headed off to bed now. It's been real guys!

Remember, WWSD?

**Considering Disobedience** · 05-11-2006, 11:35 PM

Night Anji!

...WWSD? is my new motto! Words to live by if there ever was any.

PiCkLeS4dAwSoN · 05-11-2006, 11:38 PM

I know! It's like.....how did I even surive before I discovered WWSD?

Sweet dreams, Bee!

**Considering Disobedience** · 05-11-2006, 11:44 PM

I know! It's shocking I've made it through my life this far without following her lead. I mean really all those years just thrown away for nothing.