Josh Holloway - Sawyer Appreciation #3: He can put his mangos anywhere near our mouths!

**Crystaline** · 06-25-2006, 05:02 AM

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~ Sawyer's Groupies ~

1.) -Katie-
2.) Hybrid-Angel
3.) Dreamer 4 Ever
4.) jopace1970
5.) sweetheartin
6.) bency
7.) Jason's Lover4life
8.) lh2005
9.) taragenie
10.) -Coral-
11.) Soop 4-evah
12.) Frecles
13.) Lost in Oblivion
14.) Mavericks
15.) CrisBR
16.) rebelle
17.) Tarhiliel
18.) heaven85
19.) Scottie
20.) Honey-Girl
21.) *just_her*
22.) Angela12
23.) javajunkie24
24.) Sawyer4
25.) Purplexdawn
26.) Silver`eYe
27.) Liz01
28.) ~Catrina~
29.) Bambi
30.) Demy
31.) groovyk1
31.) Joshie4ever

(Ask to be added or PM me!)

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~ Reasons Why We Love Sawyer ~

-Because he looks super sexy with his shirt off.
-Because the whole bad-boy thing is a real turn-on.
-Because he's not afraid to tell it how it is.
- Because he's sexy and smart!
- Because Josh plays Saywer, nuff said.
- Because we could all use southern comfort Sawyer style.
- Because Josh is the sexiest man on earth.
- Because we all want to save Sawyer from himself.
- Because he is king of nick naming! (or something about the nick-names lol)
- Because we sure as hell wouldn't mind being shafted with him.
- Because he reads.
- Because he wears glasses.
- Because no one can pull off the geeky glasses routine but him.
- Because we could all use a little Sawyer now and then..
- Because only he can make geeky glasses look sexy.
- Because he has the greatest one liners.
- Because deep down he really does care.
- Because he told Jack about meeting his father.
- Because "sarcasm" is his middle name.

(Please add more of your reasons and I'll put them on the list!)

~ Future Thread Titles ~

-What STD did he get in Tallahassee???
-The artist formerly known as James.
-He don't need a diploma for us to love him.
-Because he is porn... period.

~ Sawyer's Nicknames ~

Aaron: Baby Huey

Ana Lucia: Sweetcheeks, Sister, Cupcake, Rambina, Hot Lips, Bitch, Ponce de Leon, Ana Lulu, Lucy, Muchacha, Little Red Riding Hood, Amiga

Bartender: Slim

Bernard: Bernie, Suzy, Norma Rae

Boone: Metro, Son

Cassidy: Cass, Cassie, Dimples

Charlie: Sport, Amigo, Rock God, VH1 has-been, Limey runt, Chucky, Tattoo, Baby-napper

Claire: Mamacita, Missy Claire

Mr. Eko: Shaft, Mr. Ed

Ethan: Jungle Boy

Fake Henry: The artist formerly known as Henry Gale

Hurley: Lardo, Pork Pie, Stay Puff, Pillsbury, Jabba, Hoss, Jethro, Rerun, Babar, Hammo, Mutton Chop, Mongo, Deep Dish

Jin: Mr. Miyagi, Bruce, Chief, Cato, Sulu, Boy, Chewie, Daddy-O, Papa-san

Jack: Hero, Doctor/Doc, JackO, St. Jack, Jack-Ass, Chico, Cowboy, Dr. Quinn, Dr. DoRight, Sherriff, Brother, Hoss, El Jacko, Amarillo Slim, Cool Hand, Dr Giggles, Daniel Boone

Kate: Freckles, Sweetheart, Belle of the Ball, Sherriff, Baby, Sassafras, Boar Expert, the Mighty Huntress, Hon, Girl, The Lady, Woman, Sweet Cheeks, Puddin, Sheena, Thelma

Libby: Moonbean

Locke: Mr. Clean, Daniel Boone, Gandhi, Hoss, Brutus, Gimpy McCrutch

Michael: Daddy, Boss, Pilot, Chief, Mikey, Han, Hoss

Places: Jungle of Mystery, Cave-town, Bear Village, Magic Forest, Rock, Islandtown

Policeman in Australia: Doctor

Sayid: Abdul, Al Jazeera, Omar, Captain Falafel, Muhammed, Boss, Ali, Arab, Abu, Genius, Sheik, Buddy, "the terrorist", Chief, Gen-u-ine I-raqi, Captain Arab

Shannon: Sticks, Sweetcheeks

Sun: Betty, Tokyo Rose, Sunshine, Sweetheart

"The Others": Pirates, Bluebeard, Fishermen, Zeke, Aliens

Walt: Tattoo, Short Round, Kid, Kazoo

~ Sawyer Quotes ~

Pilot

Kate: Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear village. How the hell do I know?

Sawyer: Guess what? I just shot a bear.

*

Tabula Rasa

Sayid: Excellent, walk through the jungle in the dark.
Sawyer: Ooo, afraid the trees are going to get us?

Sawyer: You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.
Jack: Yeah? And where are you?
Sawyer: Me? I'm in the wild.

*

Walkabout

Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass.

*

White Rabbit

Sawyer: You're in my light, sticks.
Shannon: Light sticks? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Sawyer: Light, comma, sticks. As in those legs of yours.

Sawyer: Well, it's about time.
Kate: For what?
Sawyer: I made this birthday wish 4 years ago.

Sawyer: So, how does it feel?
Boone: How does what feel?
Sawyer: Taking my place at the top of everyone's most hated list.

*

House of the Rising Sun

Kate: You still haven't answered my question.
Sawyer: You didn't answer mine. And I asked first.

*

Confidence Man

Kate: Must be cold without your trunks.
Sawyer: You bet. How about you come a little closer and warm me up?

Jack: Get up.
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller?

Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a gen-uine I-raqi. Of course I'm serious. You're just not seeing the big picture here, Freckles. You really going to let that girl suffocate because you can't bring yourself to give me one little kiss? Hell, it's only first base. Lucky for you I ain't greedy.

*

Whatever The Case May Be

Kate: I'm fine. I can take care of myself.
Sawyer: Oh, of course. I don't need protecting. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock.

*

Homecoming

Jack: You know how to handle a gun or not?
Sawyer: Well, I know atleast one polar bear that seems to think so.

*

Outlaws

Kate: A boar wouldn't just attack you for no reason.
Sawyer: Thank you, boar expert.

*

Deus Ex Machina

Sawyer: My uncle. He uh... died of a brain tumor.
Jack: What type of tumor was it?
Sawyer: The type that kills you.

*

Adrift

Sawyer: They found us because they were looking for us, for Walt.
Micheal: Don't you ever say his name again, ever.
Sawyer: Oh, what you gonna do, splash me?

*

Everybody Hates Hugo

Sawyer: You want me, Hotlips, you're going to have to come down here and get me... bitch.

Micheal: Everything is cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane, too.
Sawyer: Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

Ana-Lucia: Shut up. When I tell you to do something, you do it... I say move, you move... I say stop, you stop. I say jump, what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

*

Abandoned

Libby: You want to let me just take a look at your shoulder?
Sawyer: What, are you a doctor?
Libby: A clinical psychologist.
Sawyer: You're a shrink? Well, maybe you ought to talk to my shoulder.

*

The 23rd Psalm

Kate: You know, you don't have to be belligerent just for belligerent's sake. Everyone loves you now.
Sawyer: Bullpucky.

*

The Hunting Party

Locke: Does any of this look familiar from when you were coming back?
Sawyer: Well, yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?

Sawyer: Are you sure Mike went this way?
Locke: Why do you ask?
Sawyer: Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius.
Locke: Why'd you pick that name?
Sawyer: Ain't it obvious? All you need's an earring and a mop.

*

The Long Con

Jack: What are you doing here?
Sawyer: One second, I'm like this close to the high score on Donkey Kong.

Jack: Where's Locke?
Sawyer: I don't know. I think he said something about going to the store for a pack of smokes.

Sawyer: Uh-oh, it looks like we've got ourselves a theft. Who's going to call the cops?

Sawyer: New sheriff in town, boys! You all best get used to it.

*

The Whole Truth

Sun: How's your book?
Sawyer: Predictable...not nearly enough sex.

*

Lockdown

Jack: I've got to head back to the hatch.
Sawyer: Hatch ain't going nowhere, Doc. How about you put your mangos where your mouth is?

Jack: Do you even know what Amoxicilin is?
Sawyer: You may have been to Phuket, Doc, but I've been to Tallahassee. Let's just say something was burning and it wasn't from the sunshine.

*

Dave

Libby: I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.
Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do trust falls.

Kate: What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.
Sawyer: Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.

*

S.O.S

Sawyer: Oh, happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.

Sawyer: What, you got union trouble down at the sand factory, Norma Rae?
Bernard: Come on, Sawyer, I need your help. Now what do you say?
Sawyer: I say Pasadena.

*

Two For The Road

Ana-Lucia: Why don't you give me that one right there?
Sawyer: I ain't gonna gimme you nothing.

*

Three Minutes

Sawyer: I screwed her.
Jack: What?
Sawyer: That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. We got caught in a net.

*

Live Together, Die Alone

Hurley: Did that bird just say my name?
Sawyer: Yeah, it did. Right before it crapped gold.

Sawyer: So, these Others, you think they're left over from the Dharma folk?
Micheal: I don't know, man.
Sawyer: My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards... their heads are made of pathetic.
Hurley: Prosthetic, dude.
Sawyer: You can't even spell and now you're correcting me?

......

midwest skies · 06-25-2006, 05:06 AM

thanks for the thread Crystal

the title makes me laugh everytime

**Crystaline** · 06-25-2006, 05:10 AM

You're welcome.

midwest skies · 06-25-2006, 05:12 AM

I love all the art in the first post

it's amazing

**Crystaline** · 06-25-2006, 12:09 PM

I wish I knew who they all belonged to so I could credit them.

midwest skies · 06-26-2006, 02:44 AM

yeah

great talent

**Crystaline** · 06-26-2006, 03:44 PM

Outlaws cappies!

Sheebs · 06-26-2006, 04:35 PM

That's the dirtiest title ever

**Crystaline** · 06-26-2006, 07:38 PM

Yeah, we're a bunch of pervs.

midwest skies · 06-27-2006, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheebs

That's the dirtiest title ever

Crystal was horny

**Crystaline** · 06-27-2006, 10:22 AM

Don't listen to her. She's lying.

midwest skies · 06-27-2006, 10:32 AM

kidding hun

you forgive me?

love the title is so non-horny

**Crystaline** · 06-27-2006, 01:39 PM

I forgive you.

I love the quotes. I'm cracking up all over again just reading them.

midwest skies · 06-27-2006, 02:30 PM

you should add me to the list

**Crystaline** · 06-27-2006, 02:42 PM

You're not on it?! I could've sworn you were.

I'll add you now.