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Josh/Sawyer Quotes & Quizzes thread: Give your brain a Josh workout!
In my opinion, Sawyer has some of the best one-liners on the show. So post all your favorite quotes here.
Jack: Stand up. Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller? Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I've just been tortured by a damned spinal surgeon and a gen-u-ine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious! Sawyer: Doctor playin' golf? Whoo! Boy howdie, now I've heard everything. What's next? Cop eatin' a doughnut? Sawyer: You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization. Jack: Yeah? And where are you? Sawyer: Me? I'm in the wild. |
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I love the things Sawyer say. He's too damn funny.
 My favorite of all times: Kate: Somebody's in there. Jack: Sawyer. Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass. * * * Sawyer: Ah! He pissed on my shirt! The boar took my shirt outta my backpack and pissed on it! |
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I forgot about that Jack-ass quote! That had me rolling!
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Sawyer: So how's it feel?
Boone: How's what feel? Sawyer: Taking my place on top of everyone's Most Hated list. Sawyer: Sucks, don't it? |
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 I love it! "Thank you! Boar expert!!" |
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"Me Kate, me throw rock!"
Jack: "You know how to use a gun?" Sawyer: "Well, I know there's at least one polar bear who thinks so" |
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Along with what you guys posted, these are some of my fave Sawyer lines.
 "Guess what? I just shot a bear!" "You're in my light, sticks." Kate: "You still didn't answer my question." Sawyer: "You didn't answer mine. And I asked first." Kate: "You're disgusting." Sawyer: "He ain't gonna miss it."  __________________
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Kate: Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear village - how the hell should I know? Kate: Not the bear, the gun. |
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That "jackass" ones gets me everytime
Sawyer: (to Shannon) You're in my light, Sticks. Not even sure why I found that funny . |
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They're all awsome!
Kate: Maybe it didn't like your colone. Sawyer: I don't wear colone. Kate: Yes, you do. __________________
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Love all tlhese quotes.
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Gotta love Sawyer quotes!
 "Sweetheart, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I've just been tortued by a damned spinal surgeon and a gen-yoo-ine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious!" |
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My sig says it all...
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Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer. Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass. Kate: It must be cold without your trunks. Sawyer: You bet. How about you come a little closer and warm me up? |
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lol he's hilliarious and sarcastic. so fun to watch, I can't wait to see what he's gonna say next
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Kate: How do you know that he was an air marshall?
Sawyer: He had a badge. I thought it was cool, so I took that too. Sawyer in his hoarding early days. |
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