Josh Holloway - Josh/Sawyer Quotes & Quizzes thread: Give your brain a Josh workout!

**-Katie-** · 08-31-2005, 08:10 PM

In my opinion, Sawyer has some of the best one-liners on the show. So post all your favorite quotes here.

Jack: Stand up.
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller?

Sawyer: Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I've just been tortured by a damned spinal surgeon and a gen-u-ine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious!

Sawyer: Doctor playin' golf? Whoo! Boy howdie, now I've heard everything. What's next? Cop eatin' a doughnut?

Sawyer: You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.
Jack: Yeah? And where are you?
Sawyer: Me? I'm in the wild.

**- Tina -** · 08-31-2005, 08:28 PM

I love the things Sawyer say. He's too damn funny.

My favorite of all times:

Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass.

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Sawyer: Ah! He pissed on my shirt! The boar took my shirt outta my backpack and pissed on it!

**-Katie-** · 08-31-2005, 08:34 PM

I forgot about that Jack-ass quote! That had me rolling!

**Pav** · 08-31-2005, 11:24 PM

Sawyer: So how's it feel?
Boone: How's what feel?
Sawyer: Taking my place on top of everyone's Most Hated list.
Sawyer: Sucks, don't it?

Sheebs · 08-31-2005, 11:47 PM

I love it!

"Thank you! Boar expert!!"

**Sacha** · 09-01-2005, 12:44 AM

"Me Kate, me throw rock!"

Jack: "You know how to use a gun?"
Sawyer: "Well, I know there's at least one polar bear who thinks so"

**Crystaline** · 09-01-2005, 03:01 AM

Along with what you guys posted, these are some of my fave Sawyer lines.

"Guess what? I just shot a bear!"

"You're in my light, sticks."

Kate: "You still didn't answer my question."

Sawyer: "You didn't answer mine. And I asked first."

Kate: "You're disgusting."

Sawyer: "He ain't gonna miss it."

Mavericks · 09-01-2005, 05:22 AM

Kate: Where did that come from?
Sawyer: Probably bear village - how the hell should I know?
Kate: Not the bear, the gun.

**-Louise-** · 09-01-2005, 05:43 AM

That "jackass" ones gets me everytime

Sawyer: (to Shannon) You're in my light, Sticks.

Not even sure why I found that funny

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rebelle · 09-01-2005, 05:53 AM

They're all awsome!

Kate: Maybe it didn't like your colone.
Sawyer: I don't wear colone.
Kate: Yes, you do.

**heaven85** · 09-01-2005, 02:11 PM

Love all tlhese quotes.

OneGirlRevolution · 09-01-2005, 02:18 PM

Gotta love Sawyer quotes!

"Sweetheart, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I've just been tortued by a damned spinal surgeon and a gen-yoo-ine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious!"

JNorky74 · 09-01-2005, 05:33 PM

My sig says it all...

rebelle · 09-02-2005, 01:03 AM

lol he's hilliarious and sarcastic. so fun to watch, I can't wait to see what he's gonna say next

**-Louise-** · 09-02-2005, 01:10 AM

Kate: How do you know that he was an air marshall?
Sawyer: He had a badge. I thought it was cool, so I took that too.

Sawyer in his hoarding early days.