***
Sam: Hey Dean. What I said earlier, about Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.
Dean: No chick flick moments.
***
Officer: So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real?
Dean: My boobs.
***
Haley: And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Dean: Oh, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
***
Sam: “Kids are the best?" You don’t even like kids.
Dean: I love kids.
Sam: Name three children that you even know.
Dean: ..................................
Sam: Forget it.
Dean: I’m thinking!
***
Dean: I kind of have this problem with ... a...
Sam: Flying?
Dean: It's never really been an issue until now.
Sam: You're joking right?
Dean: Do I look like I'm joking?! Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?!
***
Dean: Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting-evil stuff?
Sam: No, I'm listening. Keep going.
Dean: And here, a Sacromento man shot himself in the head. Three times.
Any of these things blowin' up your skirt, pal?

***
Deputy: So you know his brother Dean Winchester
died in St. Louis and was suspected of murder?
Dean: Yeah, Dean, kinda the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.
***
Dean: So, you guys ever seen a real ghost before?
Ed: Once. We were investigating this old house
and we saw a vase fall right off the table.
Harry: By itself.
Ed: Well, we..we..we didn't actually see it,
but we heard it. And something like that, it changes you.
***
Ed: This stuff right here, this is our ticket to the big time - fame, money, sex...with girls, okay?
Be brave, okay... WWBD. What would Buffy do, ha?
Harry: What would Buffy do. I know, Ed, but she's stronger than me.

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