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Special Agent Seeley Booth: When the FBI gets stuck we call in squints
Dr. Temperance Brennan: Squints? Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know, you squint at things Dr. Temperance Brennan: Oh, you mean people with high IQ's and basic reasoning skill? Special Agent Seeley Booth: Ya. __________________
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I'm sure they'll post more on the fox website i got some from imdb.com
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How about this one, from Seeley to Zach
"If you even try it, I'll take out my gun and shoot you between the eyes." __________________
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that one is classic.
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I also loved "If he smells with his gut, what do you think he uses his nose for?" I loved how Bones smirked, but didn't outright laugh, so cute!
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Angela : 'You have no idea how open minded I am'
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This one was great too
Jack to Zach: "That was not wild and kinky sex. It was very basic beginner stuff." __________________
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Since we lost a lot of Quotes I compiled a list from the FOX page:
Episode 1x01: Pilot (09/13/2005): What? Do you want me to spit in my hand? We're Scully & Mulder. - Seeley It's like pornography, you'll know it when you see it. - Seeley Your suit, for example, will outlast your bones by decades. - Zack You have a disturbingly steep learning curve. - Daniel Lenny Kravitz or Vanessa Williams? - Angela They deserved the kindness of a lie. - Seeely My most meaningful relationships are with dead people. - Temperance Episode 1x02: The man in the SUV (09/20/2005): Vegetable oil will help loosen the seared body parts from the metal-no different than steak in a pan that sticks. - Temperance Brennan Targeting everyday places causes panic, people stay home, the economy is crippled. It's terrorism 101, man. - Jack Hodgins I don't enjoy having squints on my team any more than you like having me on yours, but we're supposed to be working together. - Seeley Booth They're flesh-eating beetles. It's how we clean the bones of burn victims. - Temperance Brennan Gibson...Yes sir?.........Yes, sir... - Gibson We have his detergent brand, cologne, and shampoo. He died a well-groomed man. - Zack Addy I was just studying a cranial fissure on a corporate attorney last week. Of course, he was.dead. - Temperance Brennan She has enough pent up sexual energy to power a small Midwestern city. - Angela Montenegro You do not want to see me angry. That's the last thing you want to see. - Temperance Brennan You can always count on the dead. - Temperance Brennan Fanaticism and reason don't go hand-in-hand. - Seeley Booth Episode 1x03: A boy in the tree (09/27/2005): "Somebody’s decomposing as we speak." – Zack "It’s not just a crime scene, it’s a political situation." – Seeley "Carry with me all my things." – Zack and Temperance "Let’s give the bone lady some room." – Sheriff "Head’s up.” – Seeley "I’m gonna need a bigger bodybag." – Temperance "I can give you a time of death estimate when I figure out who ate what when." – Hodgins "Are you drunk or something?" – Temperance "Maybe the kid’s got some sort of Venezuelan brittle bone syndrome." – Seeley "My initial finding is…that Nestor Olivos is a victim of a homicide." – Temperance "I can’t ride a bike or drive a car." – Zack "…or, apparently, please a woman." – Hodgins "We’re crime fighters." – Zack "You alright?" – Seeley "You?" – Temperance "That was not wild and kinky sex. It was very basic beginner stuff." – Hodgins "If you even try, I will take out my gun and shoot you between the eyes." – Seeley "Very impressive, Temperance. You got that one right." – Seeley Episode 1x04: The man in the bear (11/01/2005): "Where?" - Temperance "Inside a bear." – Seeley "Somebody was disembodied and fed to a bear?" - Seeley "Come on, now, you have partially digested human remains to examine. That should put a smile on your face." - Dr. Goodman "Objectively, I'd say I am very smart, but it has nothing to do with my ass." - Temperance "I once saw a documentary when a bear got in a car and drove away." - Zack "That wasn't a documentary. That was a cartoon." – Hodgins "You bogarted my package." - Zack "Does a bear scat in the woods?" - Seeley "We don't just have a killer on our hands. We have a cannibal." - Temperance "Angela, if we were a Peruvian soccer tam and crashed in the Andes, who would you rather eat? Me or Zach?" - Hodgins "The skin in the scat has a sun on it." - Angela "What is that? A hakiku?" – Sheriff "Everybody's pumping me." - Bones "Sorry?" – Seeley "I'll tell you one thing. If I ate Adam, there wouldn't be anything left." - Local Doctor "Nobody wants to hear that rambling, psycho speech." - Bones "Oh…oh...oh." - Angela Episode 1x05: A boy in a bush (11/08/2005): It would detract from the gravity of my FBI presence... especially if you parked crooked. – Seeley Ok, really looking forward to your next book. – Cop It makes me look like the great gazoo. – Zach I'm in the FBI. We always figure it out. – Seeley The shuttle smells like feet. – Zach Repercussions and consequences, Dr. Hodgins. I'm your boss and you will go to this banquet. – Dr. Goodman Put your heart in a box. – Temperance I do have a girlfriend... she's butt ugly. – Seeley Anger's only fear toward inwards. – Angela You look normal. You act normal. But you're really one of them. – Seeley. Funny is Will Ferrell, sweetie. Hot is Colin Farrell. – Angela I'm really not up for your "it takes a village" anthropology lessons. – Temperance This is not a National Geographic study. This is the suburbs. – Seeley Fight coercion in all its forms. You don't write the book, I don't go to the banquet. Solidarity. – Hodgins If I can't respect the law, at least I can respect you. – Temperance What I want in life is to come in here and sift through slime and bugs. – Hodgins You discern humanity in the wreck of a human body. – Dr. Goodman Apparently, all Angela had to hear was her job description in a deep African-American tone. – Zach Booth, I knew you'd back me up. – Temperance Episode 1x06: The man in the wall (11/15/2005): TGIF, ever hear of that? – Angela Some kind of acronym? – Temperance Is my costume alright? – Bones Your pupils are the size of saucers. – Tessa Let’s just say, your boss inhaled. – Seeley How ‘bout a stick to pry the monkey off your back? – Hodgins I guess you won’t be needing mittens for Christmas. – Seeley You never dance? – Temperance I’m told I look like a marionette in a windstorm. – Zach Murder is wack. – Seeley Because you’re tense. – Temperance Because we’re talking. – Seeley You’re on fire, man. – Seeley Bugs and slime. That’s where I’m happy. – Hodgins You dig dead bodies out of mass graves and yanking out a belly button ring makes you sick? – Angela Where’d you find her? – Club owner Museum. – Seeley If you were a dead body, you’d want Tutti looking for you. – Temperance You guys are so ready for the pre-shacking-up test vacation. – Angela Where am I? In backwords world? – Temperance Wait. I can help spread pain. – Temperance How many times do you want me to poke Zack? – Hodgins Just once, but as hard as you can. – Temperance 1. Spend the night. 2. Spend the weekend. 3. Exchange keys. 4. Sexy weekend getaway. 5. Extended vacation, inevitably followed by 6. Move in together. – Angela Episode 1x07: A man on death row (11/22/2005): Why do you want a gun? – Seeley To shoot people. – Temperance Use your mutant powers to talk to people to death. – Seeley They say it’s like going to sleep, but you’re on fire, you’re paralyzed, and you can’t scream . – Epps This is not the cabaret, my friend. Life is the cabaret. Come to the cabaret. – Angela Please do me a favor. – Seeley I’ll ask the others, but they might have plans. – Temperance It’s Friday night, and they’re racing beetles. – Seeley Let’s pretend we are objective scientists and not indulge in conjecture. – Temperance Ever seen maggots? Just got these in. – Hodgins Do not talk to him. – Angela He’s weird, but he’s smart. – Hodgins Who decodes phone numbers? – Booth He’s just trying to find the truth. Why should he be penalized? – Temperance Are you gonna help? – Temperance I would, but this is a $1200 suit. – Booth If I don’t make this call, he’s gonna be dead in half an hour. – Booth Maybe I shouldn’t carry a gun after all. – Temperance No, you can have mine. – Seeley We all share in the death of every human being. – Temperance It should never be easy to take somebody’s life. – Temperance I think you’ve been practicing your Nobel Peace Prize a little too much. – Booth Episode 1x08: The girl in the fridge (11/29/2005): It’s like watching cars mate. – Hodgins All we need is a toaster oven. – Hodgins If she was his student and I’m her student, then it follows… -- Zach You realize, this is just recreational, Michael. – Temperance I was just saying, I, myself, feel no inclination toward pain or dominance when it comes to sex. – Temperance No, the Olympics is a competition. Ours is a struggle to the death. – Temperance We’re friends. We’re colleagues. That’s all. – Temperance Colleagues with benefits. – Angela Don’t talk to me about traditional. Ok, I’ve dated circus people. – Angela She has an obvious personality disorder, but she wants to help. – Seeley Wow, you’re the reason civilization is declining. – Temperance Compared to you, most of the world is a little stupid. – Daniel We tell the truth. We do not flinch. You flinched, Michael. – Temperance Episode 1x09: The man in the fallout shelter (12/13/2005): "It took me weeks to collect all those photocopies, I need you, friends don't let friends photocopy their butts at company Christmas parties" -Angela to Brennan "We've got about half a liter of pure alcohol here, dump it in the eggnog and we've got the best Christmas party in history" -Jack "If this is fatal I will shoot both of you" -Seeley "For the 3rd time, those are minute firings of neurons the optic nerve due to your reaction to the anti fungal… you are stoned agent Booth" -Dr. Goodman "Wait, you have a son? You never mentioned that…" -Brennan "Well nothing brings people together like a Christmas lung fungus" -Seeley "He offers the coins for sell to Atkins who figures it easier to kill the country bumpkin and steal the coins…" -Dr. Goodman "…And say what, 'merry Christmas Ivy Gillespie your fiancé was murdered and your life is ruined, but hey at least you get to know what happened to him'" - Brennan "Don't you wish someone had said that to you?" - Angela "It's a self-propelled nano-tomatic unit" -Zach "It's a robot" -Jack "You just gave someone the best x-mas gift they could ever get, who's the secret Santa now" -Seeley "That weirdo assistant of yours just made me the coolest dad in the world" -Seeley Episode 1x10: The woman at the airport (01/25/2006): "1500 years old, he shouldn't look this good" -Brennan "Oh yea yea, the whole ice age warrior thing…" -Booth "I'm not above telling deputy director Colins what kind of car you rented" -Brennan "I thought coyotes were a cowboy thing…" -Booth "Oh please, now you're describing a scene from lord of the rings" -Jack "Love your guts, sweetie" -Angela "You touch her, she'll break your arm" -Booth "You wanna speak up, its really hard to hear every word in this very very quiet waiting room" - Booth "I don't know what a producer does, specifically" -Brennan "You're ordering a prostitute from my cell phone?" -Brennan "The old 2 on 1 special, classic…" -Jack "Check on those drinks for us, OK pal?" -Booth "I enjoyed her humorous treatement of the time space paradox" -Brennan "You know what would be better, put them on the table and measure" -Zach Episode 1x11: Woman in the car (02/01/2006): "One mans security review is another mans witch-hunt" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "Not anymore, she's pretty much extinguished by now" -Zach Addy "I'm not swearing any damn loyalty oath" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "You know if this works I'm going to buy you a puppy" -Booth "I hear we're all going to get grilled by some mysteriouos government chick" -Angela "Install a car-seat in an FBI vehicle?" -Agent Booth "You're certainly making the whole domestic scene more and more attractive" -Dr. Brennan "We were in Fiji at a fire dance, you know how those things can be" -Angela "They think my dossier is complete, they think they know everything about me, well they're wrong!" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "I know things that would curdle your blood, including a formula that literally curdles blood" - Dr. Jack Hodgins "I was hoping you'd turn out to be gay, or have only one ear" -Agent Booth "Intelligence doesn't determine what you do, so much as how effectively you do it" - Dr. Brennan "She's a nut, but a smart nut" -Dr. Goodman "Somebody sent me Donavan Decker's finger" -Agent Booth "Way to go Zach, we went from genius' to idiots in 3 seconds" -Dr. Jack Hodgins Episode 1x12: The superhero in the alley (02/08/2006): "…As interesting as a 10,000 year old white woman found deep in china?" -Zach Addy "Really, I had you pegged for a graphic novel nut" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "It's quite normal for an American male to read comic books" - Agent Booth "This is a real live woman, something you guys don't see often" -Agent Booth "FBI guys are hot and Angela here wants to have sex with me" -Agent Booth "In some ways my intelligence is a handicap" -Zach Addy "What if Warren was only supplying his own masturbatory material?" -Angela "…the Darwinian struggle between avians and mammals for dominance" -Zach Addy "Hero's don't whine about being sick" -Bones Episode 1x13: Woman in the garden (02/15/2006): "I was just using it as an excuse to make conversation…" -Bones "Great, now he's ignoring us in 2 languages" -Agent Booth "Typically grave diggers are necrophiliacs looking for a little action" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "In Pikeville Tennessee this guy dug up the graves of all these people because he wanted to make sure their bodies were still there, they weren't" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "My problem is someone shot at me…" -Agent Booth "Hodgins, suit up, you're coming with us, we're going to the barrio" -Agent Booth "What is it with you people and the guns" -Agent Booth "What is this, NPR radio?" -Agent Booth "Ugh, I love going after senators" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "Citizenship screening would keep out members of death squads" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "Yes, we're the only people cultivating it privately" -Senators wife "Of course they're going to be afraid Bones, I have a gun" -Agent Booth "Let's pretend that I'm the cop for a second" -Agent Booth "I'm trained in kinesiology, the study of human movement" -Bones Episode 1x14: The man on the fairway (03/08/2006): "Usually we have an FBI agent that mediates our interpersonal encounters" -Zach Addy "A crashing plane falling directly on a human being , one in 10 million" -Zach Addy "Well obviously we shot it down" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "…dismemberment, little bits, it's a murder" -Bones "Well it was nicer than shooting him" -Agent Booth "Wait, how did you hear about the communist Chinese" -Agent Booth "He's not supposed to know about the Chinese" -Agent Booth "Maybe he discovered that being pushy is how you get ops to pay attention" -Bones "You think she was the 'in-flight entertainment'" -Zach Addy "We get it, you're a rebel" -Angela "Has anyone noticed that I was the first to offer help, and apparently useless" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "…just leave the human stuff to me" -Agent Booth "The victim was frozen, dismembered, and fed into a wood chipper" -Zach Addy "Either talk loud enough so I can hear all the way, or whisper so I can't" -Angela "No, we are going to keep doing what we're doing behind Goodman's back" -Bones "Will the cover-up start now or somewhere between here and the state dept" -Jack Hodgins "…Told you, guy thing" -Zach Addy "Liars, just want to see what happens when you toss a frozen pig into a wood chipper" -Angela "…I have a list of possible matches on our geisha in the sky" -Dr. Jack Hodgins Episode 1x15: Two bodies in the lab (03/15/2006): "Cement shoes, pretty trite" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "I can provide you with a job description if you forgot what we do here Dr. Hodgins" - Dr. Goodman "What if your computer date is a psycho?" -Agent Booth "Ask them to save the excrement for Hodgins" -Bones "Don't go overboard with the psychology, it's not your thing" -Bones "You have fun with DICK431 or whatever his handle is" -Agent Booth "I'm doing the fecal floatation now. Don't get to say that a lot" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "I know what a luddite is" -Booth "You actually have a knight in shining FBI standard issue body amour" -Angela "…And Hodgins is playing with dog poo so everyone has something to do" -Booth "Can you hand me that pudding?" -Booth "…Brokeback baby, gotta ask" -Angela "…Maybe if we weren't in a toy car" -Booth "Crackheads aren't that detail oriented" -Booth "You shouldn't have had all that pudding" -Dr. Jack Hodgins Episode 1x16: The skull in the desert (03/29/2006): "Every year for three weeks Angela has a boyfriend and a vacation" -Bones "You said snakes twice" -Zach Addy "We're about a hundred miles from where Jesus lost his sandals" -Angela Montenegro "She wants the plate, not the muffin" -Angela Montenegro "No offense to you, but you're a stodgy traditionalist when it comes to relationships" -Bones "Let's rush him, he can't shoot us both" -Bones "How about I just show him my badge so we both survive" -Agent Booth "You don't spend a lot of time in trailers do you?" -Agent Booth "This is the United states of America, not outer Mongolia" -Agent Booth "I thought you meant drug drugs" -Angela Montenegro "Just let me do what I do better than anyone else" -Angela Montenegro "No cell phone service, no water, how long do you think we'll survive out here?" -Bones "Only Angela could get a ride in the middle of nowhere" -Bones "It's time for Mr. Addy to grow up" -Dr. Goodman "Are you guys making fun of me?" -Bones Episode 1x17: The man with the bone (04/05/2006): "Why am I here, you know I don't work with skin" -Bones "The destroyer of evidence is here" -Zach Addy "I'm going to change mine to French trapper" -Angela Montenegro "C'mon man, share the wealth" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "Bones you don't get to say that, I'm the one with the badge" - Booth "Pirates aren't Santa, Zach, they did exist" -Dr. Jack Hodgins "It’s a murder scene, not a show" -Agent Booth "I believe there's greed, that’s the real curse" -Bones "Well he's a geek who works for the government" -Agent Booth "What's with the tertiary, isn't plane old syphilis bad enough" -Agent Booth "There's an angry billionaire in my office, and he won't go away" -Dr. Goodman "Where the hell are my bones" -Bones "Have a shot of jack" -Angela "Perhaps you should start working with a parrot on your shoulder" -Bones "What is that? Squint humor, because I'm not laughing" -Dept. Director Sam Cullen Source: FOX Last edited by Nad; 04-21-2006 at 01:18 PM |
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I'm not sure on the exact wording of it and I don't have time to check at the moment, but from the last episode to air:
"Jesus is not a zombie." Something like that, Booth said it to Bones. __________________
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Wow, thanks a lot for compiling the list Nad
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Nad - Thanks so much for the list! They're great
Johnnie - I so hard, watching that scene. "Jesus is not a zombie" One of the best quotes ever! __________________
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Quotes from the last episode
Episode 1x19: The man in the morgue (04/19/2006): "Another present from the bayou" -Dr. Hodgins "I keep asking for a baby Tee that says the big easy" -Angela "You're hoping the streetcar named desire with Booth?" -Angela "No disrespect Sam, but it's not my religion" -Bones "Jesus is not a zombie" -Agent Booth "Voodoo amnesia, that’s a good one…" -Zach Addy "Voodoo healing is quite effective" -Bones "Hey, easy on the Catholics" -Agent Booth "That’s mumbo jumbo, scientific voodoo" -Booth "…Act more like a normal woman and less like like Lily Monster" -Booth "Dirt is a meaningless word" -Dr. Hodgins "I've noticed you try to look taller around Dr. Brennan" -Zach Addy "Is that a voodoo dumpling" -Booth "For once in your life can you be quiet!" -Booth "You know, Angela isn't that much taller than me" -Dr. Hodgins "You make those bastards unsafe, that’s why I'm nice to you" -Booth "Everybody, the word dirt means nothing in the lab!" -Dr. Hodgins "Don't worry, the murder charge won't stick" -Bones "I'm a bug guy, bug and slime" -Dr. Hodgins "I find it hard to believe that horny little Mike Doyle is a voodoo sorcerer" -Bones "I've noticed very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye" -Bones Source: FOX __________________
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