Rachel McAdams - Regina/Mean Girls #5 - Because She Thinks Butter Is a Carb

NZOCFan · 04-16-2006, 06:21 PM

I forgot what the thread title was last time.

If anyone can remember it, or can offer another title, let me know.

~Regina George~
Appreciation Thread

Q U O T E S

Cady: Regina, wow, you look really beautiful.
Regina: I'm wearing a spinal halo.
Cady: Look, I'm really sorry about the bus. I feel like it's all my fault.
Regina: Stopping making this about you. I'm the one that got hit by the bus.
Cady: I'm really sorry about all the other stuff too.
Regina: Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.

Mrs. George: I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?
Regina: Please stop talking.

Mr. Duvall: [Reading] "Kaitlyn Caussin is a... ”
Regina: Fat whore!

Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: It was my mom's in the '80s.
Regina: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks.
Regina: [after girl walks away] That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.

Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.

Regina: Boo, you whore.

Regina: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Regina: I like *invented* her, you know what I mean?

Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

T E S T I M O N I E S

Damian: She's fabulous, but she's evil.
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your
typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Emma Gerber: Regina George is flawless.
Mathlete Tim Pak: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.
Amber D'Alessio: I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.
Kristen Hadley: Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
Short Girl: One time she met John Stamos on a plane...
Jessica Lopez: - And he told her she was pretty.
Bethany Byrd: One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.

R E A S O N S

01. Because she makes evil look fabulous.
02. Because she can start fashion trends out of nothing.
03. Because she's the queen bee.
04. Because she could wear a garbage bag and still look good.
05. Because Regina literally means 'queen' in Latin.
06. Because there's more to her than her icy exterior.
07. Because she rocks the head brace!
08. Because even Mr. Duvall was keeping up with the gossip surrounding Regina.
09. Because she'll always tell you what's on her mind.
10. Because Gretchen would say Regina's 'so fetch'.
11. Because her plans proved to be the most cunning of them all.

F A N S

01. stardazzle
02. ash492
03. Kelly_Dylan
04. lakers0604

**Periwinkles** · 04-17-2006, 06:50 AM

I think it was "Because She Thinks Butter Is a Carb", but I'm not entirely sure either.

NZOCFan · 04-18-2006, 04:22 AM

That sounds right.

I've edited it back in.

Moonlight~Pixie · 04-23-2006, 08:23 PM

Yeah, that was it.

I love how Regina was trying to watch her weight but she said forget it and got cheese fries.

NZOCFan · 04-24-2006, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonlight~Pixie

Yeah, that was it.

I love how Regina was trying to watch her weight but she said forget it and got cheese fries.

Such a mysterious woman, she is.

**Periwinkles** · 04-24-2006, 01:32 PM

I love the cheese fries scene. It was such a natural tone when she said that line with the "whatever" part.

I also liked the scene when she says she wants to lose 3 pounds and then she stares at Gretchen and Karen, and they finally answer back by validating that Regina is already skinny and perfect.